₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,147 members, 8,448,853 topics. Date: Monday, 20 July 2026 at 11:17 PM

Toggle theme

Slimedge's Posts

Nairaland ForumSlimedge's ProfileSlimedge's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 (of 12 pages)

EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 9:55pm On Nov 27, 2014
mesoade:
i wonder o . . Uju18 bring dat rope wey dey 4 corner,make we tie dis guy before he go remove im clothe run enter market
abi o... grin Them go don dey look for the guy for him ward now o to give am injection...oya oya see rope.Abeg tie him hands make I tie him legs.No near am o make he no bite yougrin
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 9:45pm On Nov 27, 2014
mesoade:
i wonder o . . Uju18 bring dat rope wey dey 4 corner,make we tie dis guy before he go remove im clothe run enter market
grin abi o....@uju18....Them go don dey look for the guy since for him ward o...Tie him hands,me I go tie him legs.No near am o make he no go bite you because him case na serious one... grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 9:36pm On Nov 27, 2014
Thinkr:
Liar. Na where you take see my picture? Bet I try small sha grin
...I don check am b4...But na pencil wey dey clean the word 'impossible' I see there..May be u knw won put ur pix so dat gurls no go dey disturb u...grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 9:13pm On Nov 27, 2014
Thinkr:
na so na. Oboy you na fine boy oh. And you no get "likes" choi* we guys dey suffer oh. And you go see worwor girls with plenty likes. Nawa. Oya take one
...hahah...thanx 4 d compliment man...I know no say I be fine boy o... smiley..I just dey try sha...U sef cute!...I hated NL b4 because I didn't know the use of the forum.But now that I have become an expert,my likes will soon increase...grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 9:07pm On Nov 27, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
the bible is proof thaat she didnt!

When she was told she would conceive her reply was waat? "I am the Lord's servant may it be to me as you have said"

Remember Mary watched her son suffer even to the point of death..... didn't she say a word to those who tortured himhuh




That's a perfect example of "mot taking life serious cos she lived it @ God's pace
...grin No vex nah Mzflexydeeva.So you're this knowledgeable about bible?..You go be perfect replacement for late pastor bimbo o...Oya make we start church of our own.Me treasurer,you pastor Mzflexydeeva...grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 8:58pm On Nov 27, 2014
Thinkr:
relax. We all peep. Even she. How ur day go? Hope well?
...en hennnn grin...We are all guilty then...Yes! We are all peepers grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2014
Thinkr:
hafa where you base?
...lol...am not a peeper ogrin...I have been around since...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 8:40pm On Nov 27, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
examples hmmmmmmmmmm! Trust me she didn't take life seriously grin
...Were you there to see whether she took life seriously or not?grin..
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 8:33pm On Nov 27, 2014
uju18:
hahahahahahaha yeah its very cheap and conducive
...For people like you abihuh smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 8:20pm On Nov 27, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
examples
...Mary jesus mother did it now..Even though we don't read the Bible always,we know sometin grin
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Catholics by slimedge(m): 8:15pm On Nov 27, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
infact ehen! I don flog I don tire. Make I try again. But dat waka go front no work ooooooo cry
...try again,may be network busy... smiley
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 8:02pm On Nov 27, 2014
dharay99:
I know one, d left side of yaba. wink
...grin Na wa ooo...When you see yaba patients,once,you will know them..Abeg make una join hands make we catch this guy and return him to the yaba left that he broke out from...Wetin join yaba and benin together o? smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 7:51pm On Nov 27, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
done whathuh shocked lived seriously or gotten out of it alive? undecided
yea...Some pple made it out of this life alive... smiley
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Catholics by slimedge(m): 7:47pm On Nov 27, 2014
Kamsified:
Hey bro, I don't think I've met you before
Or are u using a baptized moniker? wink Or were you among those that only peep from the fence embarassed

Welcome welcome welcome to the house.Hope to see you often. Peeping is prohibited please.
Welcome once again
grin peeping ke?I am one of those that are bringing liveliness to this forum o..Anyway we are cool and I look forward to strengthening our friendship...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 7:34pm On Nov 27, 2014
uju18:
are u now in tha group?
...Nope
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Catholics by slimedge(m): 8:04am On Nov 27, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
hmmmmmmmmm! The spirit is willing but the...........
But your heart says you should stay aiit? smiley...Don't mind that spirit...Take cane flog am comot...Say to the spirit,waka go front! grin
LiteratureRe: Can You Hear My Heart? by slimedge(m): 7:56am On Nov 27, 2014
LEvuls:
grin its a poem
...Nawa 4 dis ur poem o... grin badt guy!
LiteratureRe: Can You Hear My Heart? by slimedge(m): 7:21am On Nov 27, 2014
[quote author=LEvuls post=28381410][/quote]grin make una no spoil us for NL oooo
LiteratureRe: Can You Hear My Heart? by slimedge(m): 7:17am On Nov 27, 2014
LEvuls:
Continuing....



My wife wakes me, “honey no work
today?”
I usually almost say, “Yes,”
but reality slaps me in the face
forcing me to shake my head
and sleep then untangles her sexy
body from mine.



off to work (brb)....
grin tell that wife of yours to go to the next door.I'm there and I work everyday
2 Likes
RomanceRe: Crazy Love by slimedge(op): 6:47am On Nov 27, 2014
Your real gurlfriend comes to the house unannounced and finds a bra and a G-string in a corner of your bed cry ...Agbada don hang barbedwire today grin ..As a guy,how will you address the situation?
..As a girl,what will be your reaction?...
grin May God do am 4 you make the babe go be the huge type grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 6:14am On Nov 27, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
hmmmmmmm! U better find a way to mk it weather 4 one. Ebola is real. It takes 2 to spread it grin cheesy
cry Ebola still dey?I thought it has been long contained... undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 6:04am On Nov 27, 2014
Mzflexydeeva,I somewhat like your personal text on your profile. But wait a second,did you say no one should take life seriously because no one gets out of it alive? grin But some people have done it o...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 5:45am On Nov 27, 2014
Mehn,with the growing rate of crimes in ekosodin (students' residential area)which is approximate to UNIBEN,will it be conduicive enough for the prospective freshers?One has to put safety first when selecting areas to live in. Anyone with an idea of areas that are devoid of crimes and also where we can get affordable apartments that are not far from the sch?
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Catholics by slimedge(m): 4:57am On Nov 27, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
Will I ever be able to keep up with this room? No mata how hard I try it seems impossible. Hope i'll be forgiven if I just give up undecided
...Give up ke?undecided...Pls that should be the last thing on your mind...You are one of the main reasons why we are still here.If not,some of us would have long departed.. smiley
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 11:16pm On Nov 26, 2014
3coins:
open the bag that stays close to the wall in you room...open it..check the under part...you will see something smiley
...So this is the highest you can do?mtshewww...My kid bro says he has played that game b4 and if you don't mind,he wants to make you his play mate grin
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 11:05pm On Nov 26, 2014
3coins:
I can do what you can't do smiley
...sounding like one being with extra abilities...okk let's have you do the magic now...Show us what you can do...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 11:02pm On Nov 26, 2014
efedua:
lol players don't make moves easily
...En hen!!..Player don't make moves you hear...you go conceive goals tire 4 ur house... grin
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 10:56pm On Nov 26, 2014
3coins:
LOL...I am for uniben...lemme quote Leonardo Da Vinci..."open your eyes you mere mortal...you will see my pin"
smiley
...So 4 ur mind now,u be immortal shey? smiley
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 10:47pm On Nov 26, 2014
3coins:
btw..have you added me on bbm?
nope...are u also for uniben?Well I didn't see any pin of urs...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 10:46pm On Nov 26, 2014
3coins:
btw..have you added me on bbm?
nope...are u also for uniben?Well I didn't see any pin of urs...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 10:44pm On Nov 26, 2014
dwizzed:
jex add bz numba
08104264011
ur d admin aiit?
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 10:32pm On Nov 26, 2014
efedua:
@slimedge, who told you she is anyone precious here,perhaps, urs. lol dis thread was in existence before my inception, and has kept record of pretty ladies just like pweety,kulkatty; the first lady I will liked to see in clearance, if possible , tessy10,victorious, those nice males behind f accounts and et al.
...See this guy o...You quoted me and now you are indirectly scoping these babes right?You must be an igbo fellow....Instead wey u go come out bodly declare your thoughts,u dey hide for my back dey scope abihuhishi gi sad...lol

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 (of 12 pages)