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CelebritiesChristabel Ekeh: "I Have A Crush On Michael Essien" by slimjaney(op): 11:48am On Mar 23, 2018
KINGSLEY IWU


Controversial Ghanaian Nudist and Actress, Christabel Ekeh has confessed her long crush for Ghanaian footballer, Michael Essien on SVTV chat show.

She made the disclosure when the SVTV Africa's host Evans Amewugah, asked her who she has a crush on.

“My crush was a footballer; He is Michael Essien.” Christbel Ekeh expressed.

Christabel, however, took back her words and explained that her crush was way back in high school

Christabel Ekeh is an actress and a model, born to a Ghanaian mother and a Nigerian father. She is popularly known for her semi-nude pictures on social media.

SOURCE: http://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/03/controversial-nudist-and-actress.html

RomanceMy God! My BF Always Ask For Sex And Goes Rounds After Rounds by slimjaney(op): 5:47pm On Mar 03, 2018
Sex Sex everywhere

Please REPENT from fornication and adultery and other sins.

Embrace JESUS and Righteousness.

Heaven is So Real!
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 5:26pm On Mar 03, 2018
BlissB:
Have responded
I didn't see any DM or email oo. Slimjaney@yahoo.com... If others​ like they flood my inbox

Make sure you identify your email because I sure know others will send
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 5:23pm On Mar 03, 2018
IjeleNwa:
mrs woman,were u sent to initiate some pervet into fornication? Your thread shows nothing but life of sodomy.
When did sexual satisfaction become a life compulsion.
Let God forgive me. I have sinned
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 4:22pm On Mar 03, 2018
BlissB:
who send that one make e advice u na grin
I don't know for him oo.. Guys and their wahala. Let him go and satisfy his woman first.

We love to get satisfied... Its not easy to carry all this body finish and not enjoying it to the fullness. grin

DM me if you are serious.... Shockingly other girls are also sending DM.... Is it that most GUYS are no longer doing their job well?
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 3:33pm On Mar 03, 2018
obibob2020:
hahahahahaha dis gurl u nor go kill me. Na ur type i dey luk 4. Send ur number tru my email.
My dear, kindly look for someone else. I am Taken already and satisfied.

Two reason why girls Cheat:

1) The man is not doing the job well

2) He needs finance

Maybe the third will be: she doesn't love him
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 3:03pm On Mar 03, 2018
obibob2020:
Count ursef lucky 2 having a guy like him. because sum girls whose guys manhood are semi dead re actually craving 4 dis. Pls dnt tel it 2 ur female frnds if nt, dey wl snatch him 4rm u.
Me too Hot oo.. He disturbed me for 2 months before decided to hear him out. so don't think i am one ugly girl dying for a handsome guy.

My hips alone can make caterpillar engine to start without using key grin

The guy see correct package and i can't have the kind body finish and one weak dude will now be playing half time.

I decided to go pictureless here for some reasons best known to me.
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 2:56pm On Mar 03, 2018
obibob2020:
Count ursef lucky 2 having a guy like him. because sum girls whose guys manhood are semi dead re actually craving 4 dis. Pls dnt tel it 2 ur female frnds if nt, dey wl snatch him 4rm u.
BlissB is already looking to continue from where i am stopping soon. We girls love better thing na... It's not her or their fault.
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 1:33pm On Mar 03, 2018
slimjaney:
Looking at his handsome innocent face, he would think he is really innocent and not into woman that much. Knowing him has made me wondered if there are other men out there like him whose di*ck rises at just mere touch or deep talk with a lady.

This my guy's di'ck rises at mere touch and deep talk and sometimes when he is just talking to me. I don't really understand and he is getting bothered as well. Well... he can do it job very well, i mean really well to my satisfaction. But what i don't understand is his inability to control his di'ck from rising anyhow.

Please is that a problem? Even sometimes on the road, his joystick can easily rise if i touch him too much.
I only told BlissB to DM me . You guys sending DM to me. Does it look like I am not sexually satisfied? Mstcheww. At lease, I have ‘tasted OK!’

I also don't need your money. I get my own pepper grin
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 1:12pm On Mar 03, 2018
MissRaine69:
I honestly fail to see how this is a problem.
At first, I didn't see it like one, not until, it happened on the road.

Looking at your photo it seems you are not in Nigeria or not a Nigerian. Here you can't have sex in public places.
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 12:57pm On Mar 03, 2018
pedrilo:
I dnt hav time to argue. It is healthy wen u cultivate them in ur garden by urself but very unhealthy to eat the ones u knw notin abt
What about washing it very well before taking it?
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 12:48pm On Mar 03, 2018
BlissB:
Babe abeg I don day fear you....na person wen won do you bad day entice you with good words.....I don tear race grin
She think say Na play.

Oya na... Enjoy your man. Let him look to another while I'm gone. You do me bad thing? Maybe he loves me but I don't take him seriously, because I have someone who seriously want to marry me. But he's not in Nigeria.

We that are Girls Knows what we like. Though I can't say it here. Na why I told you to DM me let's talk like Girls.
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 12:42pm On Mar 03, 2018
oluwasegun007:
am Sure he is jobless.... tell him to get a job with a Chinese or Lebanese company.
Kindly, think before you open your aboki mouth.

We even quarrel Because of his over busy schedule. I need him to have time to more fellowship
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 12:39pm On Mar 03, 2018
obibob2020:
My dear, d truth of d mata is dat, d guy is madly inluv wit u and at dsame time, nt seeing any oda girl. By d time he stops getting erection wen u touch him, jst knw dat he has started penetrating anoda pussy. Ur pussy might b d first he is penetrating. I used 2 b like him wen i first met a woman at d age of 24.
I don't think so. I was not his first GF. The girl traveled before I met him and continued from where she stopped taking the honey
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 12:37pm On Mar 03, 2018
pedrilo:
very unhealthy. I lived in the north, dirty Hausa boys sleep and sit on those water melons. Sometimes they are emptied on dirty n filty places.
Not gud to eat the back of most fruits generally.
My dear, it is healthy. I repeat, it is healthy! And sweet in us after a man takes it grin

On a serious note, browse it out. I have done that already. Do that before you raise up an argument
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 12:34pm On Mar 03, 2018
nwobiebuka:
do people eat d back of watermelon?
Try it(on your wife). I don't support fornication.

That back of Waterlemon According to Chijioke, my man, is stronger than VIAGRA! And natural with no side effect. Eat enough and wait 30 mins before action. Thunder will fire devil that day grin
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 6:45am On Mar 03, 2018
BlissB:
Babe na joke you day so abi you serioushuh nor b wen I enter owerri now an acid attack I go get o... grin grin
I am not in Owerri na. If you are serious, I can give you his number for you to chat him up on WhatsApp. I am leaving Nigeria and it's a normal thing for him to get a new chick. After All, dating is not about love, but sex and Money, let's not deceive ourselves.

I can't drop it here
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 6:01am On Mar 03, 2018
sunnywhyt007:
Not him alone, same here ... but I'll like to know if he's February born I heard February born have high sex drive
He's June. Little light, tall and with sexy eye. God created correct men oo grin
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 5:55am On Mar 03, 2018
BlissB:
Lol....na there issue day....am in Delta
He's in Owerri now... You can travel to see him na... Atlease you know what you will enjoy... grin When you are going, buy him watermelon and let him eat most importantly, ‘the green back’... na die you dey so, because he will �.

I'm not happy that I am leaving for US next week for my masters and I am sure he will get a new baby after few months, if not weeks or days sef.

If you are really interested, you will pay me oo grin email me let's talk as Girls
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 10:47pm On Mar 02, 2018
Gebbson007:
ahh high ke , prophetess pls biko help me ooo I've wasted enough gallons on sp*RM already with blessing . I dnt want another sp*RM drinking gf biko help.
Try to understand we girls... BlissB is just saying you guys fit each other..

Ahahah��
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 10:34pm On Mar 02, 2018
BlissB:
Babe Borrow me this man na....e don tay they massage me o........i want to feel HIS machine cool cool grin grin
My sister, repent ooo...

A pastor just preached for me, and I am thinking of repenting.

Are you in Lagos? You guys can be friends. wink
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 6:18pm On Mar 02, 2018
ikbnice:
why are you complaining then. Are you not up to the task? Or u scared he's gonna look elsewhere?
It embarrassing na.. like when we walk on the road and a guy walking beside me is having an erected penis.
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 3:50pm On Mar 02, 2018
ikbnice:
Nothing new there. I know someone who gets hard even through calls with someone he likes(not even sexual calls o).
I am sure he will be having erection when we are on call.

At first, when i noticed it, i thought he won't last long on me, so i was not interested in having sex with him(because i saw him as not man enough, but when he handled my body in messaging, i cum even when he never enter. When he enter, he was going like machine. I thought he uses drug, but he doesn't smoke or drink. he doesn't.
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 3:40pm On Mar 02, 2018
Neurotika:
His hormones are hyper cos of the few nuts he has busted. As the numbers grow and he gets diverse, your touch won't make much difference. So map him, enjoy it while it last and make sure he doesn't understand what balance diet is. Once he does, what you complain of now might later be a wish.
That i really don't understand... Do you mean when he start thinking of chasing after other girls?

That's true oo, because if he bonks any other girl that knows better thing like me. Wahala don come oo... grin grin
RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op): 2:05pm On Mar 02, 2018
Neurotika:
He's a learner.
how do you mean? Maybe he just started beefing?

i don't know really well, because the way he handles me in the act, i don't think a learner will handle a woman like that.
CelebritiesRe: Quinbeee Debbie Slams Tekno For Rejecting Her For Being Dark Skinned by slimjaney: 1:21pm On Mar 02, 2018
Maybe she is an attention seeker who wanted Tekno to bonk her but he wanted a fair lady instead... His choice!! Respect that babe.

For me, I love dark skin ladies like crazy... Any dark skin endowed lady in the building.. i Love you, Say Hi, maybe i can see my wife today
RomanceHelp! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by slimjaney(op):
The trend is Closed!!

Repent and give your life to Christ.

Fornication destroys the Soul and disconnect you from God.

What if we die today?

Hell is Real
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Reno Omokri Reacts To Bambam And Teddy-A's Sex In The Toilet by slimjaney: 12:53pm On Feb 28, 2018
tolaOG:
All these old people should even leave this Earth for us.... Trying to stay relevant...
They are old and wise and you are young and not only foolish, but with a disfigured brain

I pity your forefather whose linage you came from. Wasted sperm
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Reno Omokri Reacts To Bambam And Teddy-A's Sex In The Toilet by slimjaney: 12:49pm On Feb 28, 2018
She will be 7hand by then and she will be praying for a God-fearing man
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Reno Omokri Reacts To Bambam And Teddy-A's Sex In The Toilet by slimjaney: 12:39pm On Feb 28, 2018
SerialAlpha:
We all have sex in the bathroom.
This ones just did it on camera, and that's the only difference.

And yes, did they force anyone to watch it ? No!
Ok then case close. Next!
One loose hoe spotted Welldone ma. We know your fruits. God punish devil
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Reno Omokri Reacts To Bambam And Teddy-A's Sex In The Toilet by slimjaney: 12:37pm On Feb 28, 2018
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Why Daddy Freeze love BBNaija and blast pastors against Tithe


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