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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal : (0 - 1 ) On 1st November 2020 by slimjaney: 4:12pm On Nov 01, 2020
Which free app is the best to watch live streaming at cheap data without skipping ..
Romance / Re: My Ex Views My Stories And Status But Ignores My Messages by slimjaney: 10:53pm On Oct 14, 2020
You guys dont understand... She's asking him for money.. That's why he made such statement of being the father of her children...

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Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by slimjaney: 2:07pm On Sep 30, 2020
IamSoProlific:


I wouldn't want to go that route please. I want a peaceful separation.

You must marry her ooo... After you chop am finish, you want troway her... you have been doing it and this kind done hook you.
Car Talk / Re: Very Clean US Imported Ford Jeep For Sale by slimjaney: 3:59pm On Nov 29, 2018
slimjaney:
You will be allowed to check the car first in Lagos before paying... It's N4.9m that babe is sweet for your Christmas

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Car Talk / Very Clean US Imported Ford Jeep For Sale by slimjaney: 3:16pm On Nov 29, 2018
You will be allowed to check the car first in Lagos before paying... It's N4.9m that babe is sweet for your Christmas

Health / Ladies, G-strings Are Too Dangerous For You - Expert Give Reasons by slimjaney: 8:21am On Sep 07, 2018
KingsleyIwu.com.ng

A hygiene expert has seriously warned women to cease wearing G-string to work, explaining that the pieces of clothes are made for entertainment purposes only.

Valentine stated women walk around wearing the seductive underwear not knowing they should not be considered as an everyday item.

“These things have flooded the market. The people that wear them in the European countries use them for sunbathing,” she said.

According to her, the tiny coverups are known to push bacteria from the bum to the vaginal region which poses a threat to the women wearing them.

“Sometimes you sit and move on your seat and during that time, it can push bacteria from the bum to the vaginal region,” she added.

The expert encouraged women to use the innerwear during their bedroom escapades but always remember the clothes are too dangerous if won on a daily basis.

“You can buy them for entertainment purposes but do not walk in them. You should not wear a innerwear that is too tight,” the hygiene expert warned.

Source: https://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/09/ladies-g-strings-are-too-dangerous-for.html

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Celebrities / Photos: Man Without Arms And Legs Makes Perfect Painting Of 2nd Lady Of Ghana by slimjaney: 8:07am On Aug 31, 2018
A Ghanaian professional photographer, Nana Kofi Acquah, who shared photos of painting on Instagram, said it was painted by a man who literally has no arms and legs.

The man identified as Joel Acheampong, Nana Kofi Acquah observed, was Ghana's first quadriplegic artist.

The beautiful painting of the second lady, Samira Bawumia, is trending online.

See below;

Please Visit Soure for more: https://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/08/married-man-without-arms-and-legs-makes.html

Celebrities / Re: “You Will Be Successful If You Believe, Work Hard & Focus” – Chika Ike by slimjaney: 7:47am On Aug 31, 2018
WisdomFlakes:
Lies. This confam runs girl self dey form motivational speaker. Abegi. She forgot to mention the contribution of her sugar daddy, former SP David Mark, wey dey shine her Congo back then.

You may be Chinedu...lols
Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada At 15 Throwback Photo: 'I Almost Acted In Child Porn Due To Poverty' by slimjaney: 12:31pm On Aug 24, 2018
No wonder Porn spirit is in your blood since childhood. Big Brother Naija is still soft porn
Celebrities / Sarkodie Will Go Missing If He Doesn't Stop That - Prophetess Makes Shocking Rev by slimjaney: 12:02pm On Aug 24, 2018
A Prophetess who claims Sarkodie is into Occultism will disappear like Castro if he doesn't change his ways.

In 2014, it was recalled that Castro being a Ghanaian artiste disappear with his friend, Janet Bandu on Ada River while riding a Jet Ski.

However, many reports suggested that he had fallen into the river.

Prophetess Osofo Maame Perpetua said Sarkodie is a 'Illuminati' cult member in a viral video.

This is not the first time Prophetess Perpetual is warning a celebrity in Ghana as she is popular on social media for that.

Source: https://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/08/sarkodie-will-go-missing-if-he-doesnt.html

Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares New Photo Of Chioma, His Chef Girlfriend by slimjaney: 3:07pm On Jun 28, 2018
midehi2:
why is she always head up in her pics

One monitoring spirit spotted
Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Speaks After World Cup Exit, As Galatasaray Fans Beg Him To Sign by slimjaney: 11:06am On Jun 28, 2018
Anigreat:
shocked

Taah

Musa didn't write all that...Musa being a good player doesn't mean he will be so good in English, i don't think he can read talkless of writing all that on twitter.

That guy that brought you a phone after several rounds of bonking should be your life hero.

Waste of creation, kindly fix your life and leave others to succeed graciously.
Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Speaks After World Cup Exit, As Galatasaray Fans Beg Him To Sign by slimjaney: 11:05am On Jun 28, 2018
That guy that brought you a phone after several rounds of bonking should be your life hero.

Waste of creation, kindly fix your life and leave others to succeed graciously.
Celebrities / Re: Did Tiwa Savage's Son Jamil Just Called Wizkid His Daddy? by slimjaney: 9:04pm On Jun 27, 2018
Seanpizzy10:
Did Tiwa Savage's Son Jamil Just Called Wizkid His Daddy?


Lalasticlala



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h1P80YWymM

God of old testament will punish you for the rubbish you posted to waste my mega byte

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Romance / Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by slimjaney: 4:22pm On Jun 20, 2018
The lady put the call on speaker as you know wetin the guy dey talk... Lai Mohammed Linus

River Najia dey flow inside your brain

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With My Cousin.. Pls Advice by slimjaney: 2:00pm On Jun 18, 2018
You are shaking because a girl you are fvcking without paying her bride-price is also fvcking your cousin.... Electric cooker dey inside your brain!!

GET OUT

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Family / Re: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by slimjaney: 7:34am On Jun 13, 2018
kimbraa:
You taught them how to cheat. You men are worse.

Ashawo is looking for excuse to remain an Ashawo. Wide virginal and saggy boobs should have already fall on you. Beans of a woman

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Celebrities / Popular Blogger angrily blast Pres. Buhari and his son for 'lazy’ Comment by slimjaney: 9:22am On Apr 20, 2018
kissA Nigerian popular blogger, Kingsley Iwu, has reacted to Buhari's​ comment on Nigerian youths which he tagged ‘Lazy’

Read below:

‘A Cry For a Foolish President

Pres. Buhari's son, Yusuf was actually working very hard when he got himself involved in a highly expensive motorbike accident!

It is clear, even to the blind that President Buhari is nothing, but a curse to Nigerians home and abroad.

In his three years of governing Nigeria, he has fully exposed​ his level of cluelessness and zero diplomacy.

Pre. Buhari was even bold enough to tag the country's Youths 'lazy' in the midst of World leaders, investors and Entrepreneurs who may be interested in bringing their businesses to Nigeria. What is shameful and foolish President!

I thought old age is wisdom, now I am beginning to rethink by the actions of our ‘Sai Baba’ president who can't​ even rule his foolishness.

It is sad that some people don't know the level of detriment President Buhari has done to Nigeria and her youths, home and Abroad by tagging it youths ‘lazy’ to the ears of the world.

Let me point few out:

—President Buhari's​ claim on Nigerian youths will chase away potential investors looking to mount their businesses in the country, because no reasonable investor will want to employ ‘lazy workers’. I want you to understand that President Buhari is the first citizen of Nigeria and his words –even if it's ignorantly​ spoken – are highly regarded by investors and world Leaders.

— His Comment will tarnish the efforts​ of Nigerians abroad as they will be tagged lazy thieves who are responsible for the crimes in their different countries.

— His Comment will deprive many Nigerians abroad their jobs.

— His words will hinder opportunity of frustrated Nigerians trying to travel abroad for greener pastures, because no country will want to grant visa to ‘lazy People’ who will become nuisance in their country.

This is a proof that​ Buhari has no wisdom, and will only cause harm to Nigerians than Good.

In a Commonwealth Business Forum having the attendance of world leaders, investors and Entrepreneurs, a wise president will try to market Nigeria and it Youths.

Wise People will send this loser back to Daura.”

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Sports / Why Ronaldo Is More Intelligent Than Messi Over Time - Goalkeeper, Buffon by slimjaney: 7:38pm On Mar 29, 2018
KINGSLEY IWU


Juventus goalkeeper, Gianluigi Buffon, has expressed his admiration for the giant football weapon, Cristiano Ronaldo, saying he is very intelligent for adapting his style of play to fit his age.

The two are destined to meet in the upcoming Champions League quarter-finals and Buffon is already complimenting the Portugese superstar.

"Over time [Ronaldo] has learned how to improve himself as an athlete," Buffon noted during an official club interview.

"As a player, he spends less energy with respect to what he did previously."I admire him a lot because he is a pragmatic person, lucid in everything he does and what he says.

"I think that in recent years he has shown that he is very intelligent, because he has changed his way of playing."He is also lethal, everything he does is at 100 percent and in front of the goal he is an assassin."


SOURCE: https://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/03/why-ronaldo-is-more-intelligent-than.html

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Celebrities / Re: See How Nigerian Guys Blasted Lady Who Ask Ladies Not A Marry A Poor Man by slimjaney: 1:22pm On Mar 29, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: See How Nigerian Guys Blasted Lady Who Ask Ladies Not A Marry A Poor Man by slimjaney: 1:17pm On Mar 29, 2018
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Celebrities / See How Nigerian Guys Blasted Lady Who Ask Ladies Not A Marry A Poor Man by slimjaney: 1:16pm On Mar 29, 2018
KINGSLEY IWU

A Lady via Twitter narrated how her distant relative chose to marry a rich man over a poor who wanted to marry her too.

She used to the story to tell her fellow ladies not to marry a poor man because that poor man her distance relative rejected is still poor.

Her story didn't go down well with many Nigerians guys who blasted her.

See her tweet below;

SOURCE: https://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/03/nigerian-guys-slams-lady-who-advised.html

Romance / "Christian Men Are Not Romantic And Very Boring" - Archibishop Duncan-williams T by slimjaney: 11:57am On Mar 27, 2018
KINGSLEY IWU

Ghanaian Archibishop Nicholas Duncan-Williams has encouraged Christian men to learn to be romantic in communicating with their wives and stop displaying "boring" character which he says leads to many problems in Christian marriages.

Preaching to his congregation in the second service on Palm Sunday, 25 March 2018 at Action Chapel International (ACI) off the Spintex Road, the Presiding Archbishop and General Overseer of ACI, said: “Some of the problems in the church with Christian women and their husbands is the fact that a lot of Christian men are not romantic. A lot of Christian men, you are very boring”.

“One way all the time; same place all the time, always bedroom, always you turn the light off,” he lamented.

He encouraged husbands to take their wives out for lunch and dinner dates from time to time so they don't have to cook all the time.

SOURCE: https://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/03/christian-men-are-not-romantic-and-very.html

Webmasters / Re: Meet Chimdindu Okpala: Nigeria's Tallest Blogger Squeezed In A Small-Sized Taxi by slimjaney: 6:05pm On Mar 24, 2018
Biglittlelois:
His biz, Tall guys are a no no for me (extremely tall ones) cos i've come to realise their "thing" is extremely small, average looking slim guys are extremely blessed though wink


Yes i know this from experience and friends, go ahead, judge me tongue

Keep discovering....Your d1ck-seeing experience is gotten to PHD level
Business / Re: Paddy Adenuga Advises Men On What To Do Before Sending Money To Their Women by slimjaney: 11:32am On Mar 24, 2018
nairavsdollars:
What does this unmarried old fool know about relationship matters


e pain this one enter kidney...hahahahhaa

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Celebrities / Ariaria Ex-zonal Chairman Caught While Trying To Bury Charms In Neighbors' Shop by slimjaney: 6:09am On Mar 24, 2018
KINGSLEY IWU

A man reportedly the former chairman of a particular zone in Ariaria International market was caught at midnight, trying to break the ground of his assistant market chairwoman's shop to bury charms.

The names of the zonal chairman and his assistant are yet to be fully identified.

A trader who spoke with KINGSLEY IWU said the apprehended man who is a native of Ngwa was the former market chairman of a zone, but the chairmanship of his zone was dissolved and he was put away to be replaced by his assistant who is a woman.

Our source said the apprehended is a rich man, but was not happy with the current happenings of the zone.

The man shown up at the market on Tuesday midnight and pleaded with the security men that he forgot something inside his shop -- he was let in.

The security men became suspicious when they started hearing sound inside the market. They moved into the market to check what was going on and then discovered it was the man who was breaking the ground of the victim's shop -- after gaining entrance -- to bury charms.

He was paraded in the market in the brightness of the day and traders were moved in shock.

More info on this is coming..

SOURCE: http://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/03/former-chairman-of-ariaria-intl-market.html

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