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PoliticsRe: Buhari To Sign Budget Before Leaving For France Friday by SlimmB(m): 11:19am On May 05, 2016
MadCow1:
I think you got that message wrong..

I actually still stand with the President.

His stubborness and the resultant effect may not necessarily be a bad thing in the long run.
Okay.... Nobody's cheats nature...

I don't expect you not too stand with him

Stubborness and the resultant effect, Lwkmd...

He has been stubborn for one year yet, nothing positive about the Nigeria economy, lets wait for the remaining 3years...
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Sign Budget Before Leaving For France Friday by SlimmB(m): 11:09am On May 05, 2016
MadCow1:
Actually!! He is not..

He is so focused and stubborn that he isnt willing to budge to compensate for unforseen happenings.. Example: The Fuel Scarcity and fall in Oil Prices.
My brother, E go beta.... 70% voted him, I don't pity the Nigerian, fools everywhere claiming smart...

They should suffer, just that 80% of 9ja people doesn't want too learn, only few learns and live by facts..

Take a look at GEJ administration, the man is so cool but people see him as fool, now look at those people life that sees GEJ as fool, where them dey? They should continue shouting Sai Baba na lols, foolish people!

Bro, lemme give you an illustration,
this current administration as causes disaster too 9ja economic and almost tripple increase in everything yet they're owning workers, see suffer, how man want take survive but na 9ja we dey, so they'll surely survive one way or the other. A year for is tenure to be over and he did something like paying unemployment graduate 5k a months, all just because he wants too remain the president, my brother, 9ja people go forget the suffer and embrace him again by voting him in, some people go ready die for the man too rule again...

So what are you saying! lets us suffer till we admit enough is enough, and live our life's by facts and truths not living a life of no choice, God that created us gives us a choice so why will any human being makes us live our life by accepting their own principles and not ready too budge for us...

It obvious Mr presido doesn't care for us but yet some people are still praising him, and will even tell you "Be patient", but same people can't be patient for GEJ too rule again... God forgive me, but I want 9ja people too suffer for this 4year that this man is going to rule!!!
PoliticsRe: The Young Soldier Who Later Ruled Nigeria (photos) by SlimmB(m): 9:23am On May 05, 2016
See the way this nigga dey mock OBJ
RomanceRe: Comparing Him With Your Ex-lover by SlimmB(m): 9:15am On May 05, 2016
halfricanadian:
Tank u
My pleasure bea
RomanceRe: 27 Characteristics Of A Loving Men by SlimmB(m): 9:11am On May 05, 2016
halfricanadian:
Smh for u for ur first sentence

Well tank u God has forgiven me say all u want

Women who did worse dan me got married to d best husbands in the world

Since u not God i wont insult u bck for dat

Thank God i never said i wanted a guys money i hate to reap where i didnt sow

All i need is a man to share Gods love with so also peace joy nd happiness
I never insulted you! Did I lie huh You can't take facts or truths for an insult dear cool undecided

It good you accepted the fact that you've been tasted, perhaps, I prefer non-virgin girls too virgin girls... undecided

There's nothing like best husband in the whole world, and please don't try seek for one! Cause another man food is another man poison!! tongue

Yes! They have done worst but yet they find their perfect match who loves them unconditionally(pray for your own and less your security guards but safeguard your heart)... cool

I love you cheesy
RomanceRe: Avoid Common Relationship Mistake by SlimmB(m): 9:01am On May 05, 2016
halfricanadian:
God will not send wat will take away my peace

U av no idea really u dont
said the OP "it's might" means under probability...

However in life, we're left with no choice than too take risk and hope in God in one way or the other...

First of all God forgive me for saying this though it's a fact: God will not take away your peace but God do allow the devil too take away our peace from us... Illustration: story of job!

So mind the way you safeguard yourself thinking you wise!

"The fools are always the wise ones" quote by me
RomanceRe: Comparing Him With Your Ex-lover by SlimmB(m): 8:51am On May 05, 2016
halfricanadian:
Really im too serious

Wen u not happy nd u try to explain something

nd some one tells u dis ?

Who is ever sad nd writes with joy?.
Now I understand your pains and thy seriousness....

Take heart dear
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Sign Budget Before Leaving For France Friday by SlimmB(m): 7:10am On May 05, 2016
This Mr president shaaa...

This man is lost in thought and doings...

God help 9ja
RomanceRe: Avoid Common Relationship Mistake by SlimmB(m): 6:59am On May 05, 2016
Dojupyo:
Irony abi, cos na you serious pass cheesy
Girls shaaa....

If I'm too win you on this now, I gotta hurt ya, but I don't want too hurt ya, so I rest my case tongue cool
RomanceRe: Should I Choose Brains Over Beauty? by SlimmB(m): 6:41am On May 05, 2016
Bro, if you haven't taste a girl with good enough curves before then your mind won't let you be, not until you have a taste and see your girl is better...

Life's so unfair, sometimes we just can't help it...
PoliticsRe: Is There Any Difference Between PDP And APC Governments So Far? by SlimmB(m): 6:19am On May 05, 2016
You dey 9ja at all?
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Remembers Yar'adua 6 Years After by SlimmB(m): 6:10am On May 05, 2016
A man that's full of humanity (GEJ)

RIP Mr Yar'adua
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan Remembers Late President Of Nigeria by SlimmB(m): 6:07am On May 05, 2016
A man that's full of humanity(GEJ)

Mr Yar'adua, RIP
PoliticsRe: We Wont Tolerate Any Excuse For Killings, Military Warns Herdsmen by SlimmB(m): 6:00am On May 05, 2016
Je'ko'mor.... undecided
RomanceRe: Avoid Common Relationship Mistake by SlimmB(m): 5:56am On May 05, 2016
Dojupyo:
Chai Guy, your mouth no be here oo. But na true shaa, that's why we need Gods direction in all we do, so we wont miss opportunities
My mouth is located at my mouth joor undecided
You too dey dey serious sad
RomanceRe: 27 Characteristics Of A Loving Men by SlimmB(m): 11:18pm On May 04, 2016
halfricanadian:
cry cry cry cry where can i find such op i will literally give him all my life nd love without him trying
After you've been tasted grin
OP is that guy that possess all those attributes
If you give him all your life and love, wetting u go give God? undecided sinners everywhere
RomanceRe: 27 Characteristics Of A Loving Men by SlimmB(m): 11:13pm On May 04, 2016
Idydarling:
my boo does these and more...
You're single!
RomanceRe: Avoid Common Relationship Mistake by SlimmB(m): 11:03pm On May 04, 2016
halfricanadian:
Wonderful advise dats why i get so furious and angry wen a guy is bent on helping me there is more to it


No No No No stop that

I don't endorse that
You don't know maybe it God's sent
You go just lose like warri wolves grin tongue
RomanceRe: Comparing Him With Your Ex-lover by SlimmB(m): 11:01pm On May 04, 2016
halfricanadian:
This is guy's insecurities

Most girls dont compare ex nd bf togeda

But wen we talk bou how u treat us nd we dont like u people instead of u to look into d matter

U say we compare u

I dont compare ny one

I deal with u as u deal with me

Cos no two human is d same nd im very mch aware of that
You too serious jawee undecided
PoliticsRe: Jonathan's Cousin Sues Nigerian Govt, Says He's Forced To Implicate Ex-president by SlimmB(m): 4:20pm On May 04, 2016
9ja shaaa.....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ... by SlimmB(m): 12:07pm On May 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
Hahhhhahahhah...I find this thread so funny.... grin grin grin

Men & their d1ck...
Everywhere you go
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice ..please Read by SlimmB(m): 12:02pm On May 04, 2016
Dawg, you dey vex me seriously! You're human being though, and I understand you... But you gotta be a man now, since you've tried thy best too keep the relationship and she isn't turning up to the relationship, she will end up leaving you if you give her the money, I'm not saying she doesn't love you but her kind is manipulative, I don't create her neither did she create herself, you don't bring this situations upon yourself...
My advise: man up and let go, but if you accept her back after she comes begging and running after you, I go vex for you like wey'rey (mad)...
RomanceRe: I'm Confused About This Girl. Pls, What Do I Do? by SlimmB(m): 11:51am On May 04, 2016
Bro I feel for you, but I would advise you never too go into a relationship with her!
Reasons:

1. She's 17
Age is nothing but a number, but yet it plays a big role in our life and as it is said by our fore fathers "what I can sit down and see, climb the tallest tree, you will not see"... She's yet too figure out her real self, that age though, she got a dream even a 5years old baby got a dream

2. She never know wassup
Judge from your write up, that girl is yet too know anything about relationships even if she those, there will always be a different compared too when she's done with her university program.

3. Taste of money
Money doesn't have enemy, just that we all got different levels of cravingness for it, she's yet too face the temptations of money.

4. You don't love her!
My brother if you do, you wouldn't have come seek for advice here, you already stated what you want and if you don't get what you want, you will never be satisfied not until you get it and sees how it is, then spot the difference before you can make a choice

5. She's likely to be a VIRGIN
God4bid I marry a VIRGIN, neither an hoe, but at least, got tiny experience, my personal opinion though.
Trust me 90% of virgin is by chance, virgin girls lack that things warri girls got(hope you understand me?)...

6. It's starting up
At her age, 70% of what she cares is her WANTS, while 20% are NEEDS, the other 10% I don't know...

Please don't bashed me for my grammer, it's takes you nothing too correct me... No offense
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by SlimmB(m): 8:39am On May 04, 2016
Debbywills:
Enough of The Flattery, cool...i know you a Man of God, But am having huge doubts cheesy
Nothing is enough for beautiful people wink
shocked I'm not a man of God joor...
I'm human and I served God the way I can cool
You got huge doubts cause you thinking two things, but let's keep that secret wink cool
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by SlimmB(m): 8:20am On May 04, 2016
Debbywills:
Lolz...So you know the scripture? This is surprisingly Amazing cheesy...But wait, I've got tiny legs?? sad embarassed(You just nailed me to the tree) embarassed
Hmmmm... Told you earlier that I'm a Son of God undecided

Yap! You got tiny, but it's sexy wink

I don't mean to Bea cool
RomanceRe: Ladies Can We Stop Doing This Things? by SlimmB(m): 7:50am On May 04, 2016
Pheals:
sure u do read all my threads ? Well thank u very much
Limited time to do so...
My pleasure
Phone/Internet MarketRe: A Neatly Used Tecno M3 Is For Sale For 10k(negotiable) by SlimmB(m): 5:50am On May 04, 2016
Your Location OP?
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by SlimmB(m): 5:42am On May 04, 2016
Debbywills:
Wow, I actually derive Pleasure when I see people with broken hearts grin

Very hard feelings, I go even smash am for my leg add grin
See your extra big teeth tongue

Derived pleasure? Na u sabi o, it's written in the scripture that "whatever you wish for me, u wished for yourself" tongue

That tiny leg cheesy well you got cute face too back it up shaa.. very soft feelings wink
But this damsel, you so mean!!!!! undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Can We Stop Doing This Things? by SlimmB(m): 10:57pm On May 03, 2016
Pheals:
I need to ask ladies this questions ! Because all this things i dont do them and am always surprise seeing some ladies doing it ! cry



: blessed are those who read this from the begining to the end


Why do some ladies makeup in there private cars or commercial vehicle? ...was late today for church , just little traffic one lady just park for road applying makeups !! Have also witness this three times in a commercial bus . Why?


Why do you like striping ? Showing up your underwear in light skin dress ? ...i was passing by this afternoon i could not believe what my eyes saw @ the park, i open my mouth in agape !! This is a disgrace , but why gals?


Why do some ladies like taking naked pics? cry what for ? I was shocked seeing this on someone phone ! When you are not a prostituted why ? What for?


Why fake assest ? I was in a popular market in lagos ..some weeks ago , looking out from my mater car ..roll down the glass because of the heat , bring out phone and start dealing with nairaland as usual , when i saw some young gals pricing ladies trousers and skirt with butt pads shocked ..young gals o ! What for?



Why always depending on a guy to feed on his flesh like mosquitoes? Must he carry all your burdens ? Things as change fathers are now sending there daughters to schools not only there sons again? Or is there famine in the country ? Or u are disable that cant work? Try get a work and stop been a liability for God sake ! Have start my career woman race few years ago ! If u cant find jobs ! Invest! If u cant invest , show up your talent ! Or learn something pls!!


Stop wasting your parent dough if you ain't ready for school or u dont like schooling ! Voice out and tell them and go learn work ! Education is not for you to get rich in future it only enlighten you .( some gals don't attend class during my visit to my younger bro school in nigeria , but why? cry


Last question ! Why bleaching? Don't you know the future result ? You should be educated about this ...because life is too short ! Old age will surely comes !



Why eating crazy foods.. The day i saw what hot dogs was made of in a foreign country ! I was shocked !
It cause cancer ! So also are some creams
Dont use creams that contain "hydroquinone "
Search google ...it is cancerous ...now look out for your creams is it present there ? Can you get creams that contains it not? Pls do

You can't walk in hot sun !
It smells when you sweat!
It waste your cash
It removes the first layers of your skin! U can get cut easily
Everything is for a season ..have seen a queen regreting bleaching when young ! She can't go out again!
Nigerians as the highest rate of bleaching creams consumers in the world why! Travel overseas this white aint using it ! They know the result !

Now check out the photo i saw on the internet earlier today


It pains me seriously ! Stop it cry cry cry


Any grammatical blunders or typographical errors? It's better better to correct me than to rain insult or abuse on me ! Am just learning english in case u dont know ! Am good in french and latin most
Thanks

Cc. Lalasticlala
Best thread created by you, my personal opinion though
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by SlimmB(m): 10:15pm On May 03, 2016
Debbywills:
Look who's advising grin...Honestly I didn't mean it.

Okay, am sorry for breaking your heart grin lipsrsealed
The heart don scatter for ground na, please come pick and gather it back embarassed cry
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by SlimmB(m): 8:12pm On May 03, 2016
opeaceo:
You learnt from this thread?? Buhahahahaha, bravo, hope you also learnt that exercises reduces stretch marks as stated by a dolt, also every woman that has stretch marks have flat breasts and ....??
Can't even tell maybe u asked me questions or you just asked yourself questions and answered it thyself!

If you don't learn anything you don't have to be worried about people who learnt something from things you view as nothing...

I don't know who u are and neither do I want too know who you are! But please next time know the way you quote someone that doesn't quote you, no offense...
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by SlimmB(m): 7:34pm On May 03, 2016
Vinshu:
If you have something to do and you are so busy why reading the post and quoting the op?
Wetting concern you? undecided

Na you she quote? grin

No offense cool

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