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RomanceRe: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Undies by SlimmB(m): 4:07pm On Nov 13, 2016
OP, sorry to direct this question to ya cool but if u got a son and ya one day caught him washing his girlfriend undies, what will be thy reaction huh

Even if i jokingly play with my girlfriend like "bae you've been busy all day, let me just help ya out washing thy undies" any bae wey let me do stuff like that now, i won't dare wed such bae!
RomanceRe: Long Or Fat by SlimmB(m): 10:27am On Nov 13, 2016
Mileslamar1:
lol
who tell ya say make ya come here nko laugh huh instead make you talk thy mind, ya dey laugh like say something enter that place undecided
RomanceRe: Long Or Fat by SlimmB(m): 10:24am On Nov 13, 2016
Motun03:
nt too short na
Average
Long one ft destroy pesin womb
cheesy destroy womb ke huh but i be feel like say na e 9ja babes like pass undecided, abi u na foreign babe ni huh though one 9ja babe admit say she no like make dick long pass nokia asha 200 shaa, or make e just long pass am small
RomanceRe: Long Or Fat by SlimmB(m): 9:47am On Nov 13, 2016
Motun03:
Fat and short
But it won't touch that place if it short na undecided wink
RomanceRe: Long Or Fat by SlimmB(m): 9:32pm On Nov 12, 2016
Rone16:
Too Long will be chooking somebody's womb and too fat will be making somebody's vagina a cave so average
like seriously huh but girls or human rather generally don't buy the idea of average things undecided, not too talk of dick grin. Bae, u sure that's what ya want huh we talking abt dick, you know wink wink...
RomanceRe: Long Or Fat by SlimmB(m): 9:26pm On Nov 12, 2016
Howardnadler:
Long and thin it OK kiss
lol, what an imagination...
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by SlimmB(m): 8:52am On Nov 12, 2016
Couldn't install NET.Framework 3.5 on my laptop either can i update my apps, any help from ya guys?
RomanceRe: 10 Unbearable Ways Broke Guys Normally Treat Their Women by SlimmB(m): 9:40pm On Nov 07, 2016
Lols...OP, You murder broke niggas and that's f**k*ng unfair...
RomanceRe: How Does A Man Know That A Woman Loves Him? by SlimmB(m): 10:06am On Nov 01, 2016
Not every woman OP!
not everybody's knows how to show love or express their feelings...
RomanceRe: My Horrible Reaction When My Side-chick Told Me I Have HIV (Photos) by SlimmB(m): 4:59pm On Oct 05, 2016
Jessidaisy4:
Funny stuff grin
May God punish any man that'll intend to make me his side chick huh
haba... wetting na? Perhaps it all depend on the girl to decide maybe she wanna be real bae or side chick...
PoliticsRe: ‘I Am Being Investigated For Corruption,’ Jonathan by SlimmB(m): 12:02am On Jun 07, 2016
I got too admit this "this man is wise"
PoliticsRe: We Re In Trouble As Southerners Your Land Or Ur Blood by SlimmB(m): 10:42am On May 08, 2016
This can't be true!

One man spit out all this and yet we still allow this people to walk, stay, feeds, etc freely here in the Naija delta... Well, he's saying a bit of truth cause majorities of Naija delta people are full of greeds, therefore there can't be unity among us...

God come too our rescue
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Stop Lying To Nigerians – Ezekwesili Dares Buhari by SlimmB(m): 10:16am On May 08, 2016
There's nothing that Mr president can do than to fed Nigerian lies and tackle corruptions...

What do you expect from a military man huh undecided

9ja don enter "one chance"
RomanceRe: Recycle Bin. by SlimmB(m): 10:08am On May 08, 2016
sad shocked
Feel for you bro, but I don't think there's anything you can do about it...
Take heart or rather pray and fast about it...
RomanceRe: When She Does Not know You Have Phd In English by SlimmB(m): 10:03am On May 08, 2016
grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Am I Handsome? by SlimmB(m): 4:59pm On May 07, 2016
OP, you cute, ugliness no near you at all, but there are beta things to worry about than your facial look...
RomanceRe: Am I Handsome? by SlimmB(m): 4:54pm On May 07, 2016
sinaj:
Dis one go folo de send pm to person o! cheesy
Lols

Very heartless demsel! undecided
RomanceRe: 27 Characteristics Of A Loving Men by SlimmB(m): 1:50pm On May 06, 2016
Idydarling:
you've been fooled my dear
Lols, yap... Your dear have been fooled!
RomanceRe: Men Who Date Fake Women And Delude Themselves About Marrying Real Women. Joke! by SlimmB(m): 12:18pm On May 06, 2016
OP I tire for you o....

Who are this real women and who are the fakes ones?

Is there any women out there that will claim "i'm a fake woman"? Lols

OP, know this for your own good, a guy might bleep a prostitute but can never marry her, unless she got a reasonable story too tell i.e if a guy got intention to marry you, it's means he sees you perfect for him and the hoe's as a temporary thing, not because you ain't attractive enough...

I laugh you! Dey there dey form real woman...
RomanceRe: 27 Characteristics Of A Loving Men by SlimmB(m): 11:23am On May 06, 2016
Idydarling:
come be my boo na
I'm taken!
RomanceRe: The Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland Don't Display Their Faces On Profiles by SlimmB(m): 1:50pm On May 05, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
Only ugly guys/girls hide their pic. Just saying
Lols... See this one o

Who you dey fear wey make you end your sentence with "just saying"

Bro, spite it out confidently, after all you handsome...
RomanceRe: The Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland Don't Display Their Faces On Profiles by SlimmB(m): 1:47pm On May 05, 2016
OP, Na your picture Chris Brown use take do dp for e Twitter profile abi.... grin

Ugly people just vexing unnecessarly vex...

Pepenazi, Oya pepe them! grin tongue cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Nairaland Babes Are Not Getting Pm From Handsome Guys Like Me (pic) by SlimmB(m): 12:06pm On May 05, 2016
OP don't.mind them, you cuter than most of them criticizing your cuteness
RomanceRe: Why Nairaland Babes Are Not Getting Pm From Handsome Guys Like Me (pic) by SlimmB(m): 11:54am On May 05, 2016
ireneony:
why can't you stfu undecided

See head like mango
Haba, am sure he's more cute than you!.... Can't you for ones just give a cute dude a compliment, ma dear, the truth cause you nothing to spite out
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Sign Budget Before Leaving For France Friday by SlimmB(m): 11:44am On May 05, 2016
MadCow1:
Lol..

What do yo think the issue with the Economy is?

Go and find out how many years it took President Obama to pull the United State out of the recession. grin

The resultant effect is temporary and would pass. Infact it has started passing. Unfortunately, Economics is not a direct science.


I strongly believe that when he is done, everything will be clearer.
Bro, I don't know! All I know is nothing is going okay in this country

No time for that, finding how many years it's took Obama blah blah, USA IS NO NIGERIA

Hope you know Temporary issue can also last for four years bro?

Will click on the follow button now cause I want too remember you, your quote after his tenure!
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Sign Budget Before Leaving For France Friday by SlimmB(m): 11:34am On May 05, 2016
alizma:
and someone toiled to pay your school fees yet this is all you have to say after reading through the post.
Who tell you say I go school?

And who told you I read all that?
PoliticsRe: The Young Soldier Who Later Ruled Nigeria (photos) by SlimmB(m): 11:30am On May 05, 2016
Emmahunk:
I really don't understand why you think my post is mockery. Whatever your reasons, please be informed that I am not one of your everyday Nairalander that abuses members and guests neither do I mock my leaders, past or present.
Be well guided please
Lols...

He's ugly too me! God forgive me! So I misquote you, therefore, am very sorry about that...

please be informed that I am not one of your everyday Nairalander that abuses members and guests neither do I mock my leaders, past or present.
Bro, sorry too say, but that's your headache and note this "Slimmb never abuses any member but am always in for truths and facts" - my headache...

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