IamLEGEND1:
Hol'up now bro

with ze pictures I'm sawing,we in a beer parlour?

You don't need to veeto modesty for cheap popularity

You think she exudes 'sexy'? all you causing is voter polarity

slimmybaarbie:
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. "natural beauty"


SHE'S INTELLIGENT


SHE'S SMART


SHE'S SEXY

SHE'S WISE

SHE'S YOUNG "a whizkid"

SHE'S TALENTED

SHE'S ENDOWNED

SHE'S GOT BRAINS

SHE'S KIND




What else are you looking for in a queen?



LANICKY HAS GOT IT ALL



VOTE LANICKY FOR MISS NAIRALAND 2016!!!


LET'S GIVE IT TO HER!

SHE DESERVES IT!!!

optional1:
Imagin a Jamb candidate nd WAEC student cant spell heaven.



A WAEC student does not no wat God created on d fourth day.

According to him small letter 'g' 'on d fourth day god created leven nd earth'.


How dat one wan take pass Jamb nd WAEC dis year.

Abeg is there a wilderness in Damascus, a WAEC candidate say dere is a wilderness.

naxomoluabi:


it is better you change your institution to AAUA cos the school ia becoming more and more strict this days... you can add my number on whats app 08067659723 for better info or keep checking this page for further info.

wishing you best of luck!!

Jlakeside:

Another silly excuse.. Haven't you heard of "COMPETITION"?.. Competition can happen among thousand/million of individuals of the same species and the fittest, brilliant and the outstanding ones will be selected out for recommendation..
The same brain you have is also embedded in the Number1-Number whatever of the selected applicants among the 2k, The functionality of the brain performs the same way. Stop giving excuses about your failure.. Scoring a 247 last year and it didn't get you an admission? Then youre a failure cos you ought to have improved on your PostUme. So mean your 247 jamb was a fluke.. Start planning NOW for 2017 UME, and subject yourself under intense lucubration. You will see the result..
194 is poor , stop engulfing false hope from your fellow "Specialist in Failure" here..

Failure should be Chastised Not Appreciated..

My 2cent..

johnwizey:
Who has gotten the e-facility card here, where can i get it and how much does it cost?



cc: Geofa vor, Refi ner, Slimmy baarbie, SaintHephzi bah, Do npre

Icus:
lol.it seem futa sef don raise deir cut off sef.

refiner:


u will also write in a federal uni?

refiner:


hnmmm....and u never expect such score rite?!...jamb is just one big joke!....if I was to be wif dibu for just a minute....he should be a dead man by nw!


so are u gonna buy uni post utme form?

refiner:



my sis jamb is nofin buh a foolish inconsiderate board!....

I chose unizik and ansu buh d both of dem has 180 as dere cut off!... buh wat of d aggregate!... it sure will be low!

wats ur score?

SaintHephzibah:
08060423357. Let's talk more. Thanks

SaintHephzibah:
are you on whatsapp?

SaintHephzibah:
ehya just thanK God for being eligible to write the post utme. I trust you'll be justified when you excel in the exams. Well i'm okay, my exams was okay, the network and the computer were all monopolised by the power of God. I submitted with 1 hour 30 minutes still remaining. As i was anticipating for my results with high hopes, only to realized that jamb graded me with 231. Just thanked God i made it through UI's cut off sha.
God will certainly help us with our post utme.

refiner:
am dead!...totally dead!!!....jamb is a scam!,am frustrated.....what d heck is going on?...dis is my least jamb score...even when I was in ss3,I wrote jamb and I scored 227,I wasn't DAT serious den buh now DAT I read everything readable,followed d syllabus,bought all d subjects test books and burnt d midnight candle,wrote 270 boldly on my room wall as my target!,jamb decided to put shame on my face and useless my life!


jamb has succeeded to frustrate me at last!.....plz friends what will 194 fetch me?...I don't fink any uni can offer any course to me with DAT!....


oh God!...my parents are gonna kill me!....

will resign to fate!

SaintHephzibah:
slimmybeauty how far nau? Since after our exams we haven't relayed our experiences to each other.
What's up nau? How was your exams?

SaintHephzibah:
keep quite, and to hell with that blog.
I knew many candidates who wrote on the aforementioned dates, and they still made it with flying colours because they studied and relied on God's grace and essential text books and not through pastquestions.

dynamo007:
slimmy smal smal oh. .

Wutanq:


Oh Jeez! And the generator will Off so many times, your calculator doesn't have Decimal, u spoke my mind mehn guy!! Ds O.p is a selfish guy he wouldn't mind to be the only one who goes to the university from his Village

ifeomaekol:
ehyah-----dnt eva give up, keep reading believe me it ll pay @d end. U didn't fail, jamb did so b confident n keep pressing on.

glimpse33:


That's The Problem With You Ladies. You Would Never Admit You Need Help, While Deep Down Inside You, You Are In Dying Need Of It.

I Just Felt That At This moment That Everyone Seems To Be Protesting On Scrapping Jamb, Some Other Persons Was Favored. What's Going To Be Their Fate If It Is Eventually Scrapped

But Hey, We Are In This Journey Together ( The Struggle For Admission). Nothing But Success Is All I Wish You Dear.

I Rest My Pen.

glimpse33:


Sistert Adult..


I Heard You Scored 195.


I Could Tutor You On How To Pass Jamb (For Free)

glimpse33:
@ SlimmyBaarbie

Bítch, Try & Put 100% Effort Towards JAMB 2017. You Might Just Prolly Make It Then. Maybe.

glimpse33:



Firstly, Quoting The Whole Post Shows Are Null You Are.

Secondly My Score Is Weak, Yes I Might Have Scored 300+ But Since They Keep Screaming That The Exams Was Poorly Marked, I Guessed Thats Why It Settled @ 243.

Meaning, The Intelligent Ones (Me Inclusive) Are Not Supposed To Lament Under Such Circumstances.