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Meeloreh:
It's two things
Pack out
Scare the hell outta them. Don't get too disgusted but try this, tear it op and hang it with a red and black cloth on her door. Tell her it was useful and you'll expect more from her and her friends

that could cause a lot for na

Apple1992:
To me I don't think the action was deliberate.

Op after throwing the pad on you, did she notice it, if she does, what was her action?

Did she apologized meekly?

that is not my concern. why would she be so stupid to do that. don't she have waste bin basket in her room? gush!!!!

A lady at the second floor of my lodge threw a used pad full of her menstruation on me

Since I parked into my present lodge, I have been experiencing some demeaning things in the lodge,which have made me loath no fewer than 20 young dirty ladies in the lodge.

Among the demeaning things were:

* spitting of spit: one faithful morning, I was outside my room reading a book called, " 48 laws of power", when a bunch of smelly spit fell on my head from the second flow. Then I and our lodge president immediately rushed up her room through the stair case to teach the stupid girl a lesson of her life. Well, unfortunately, I discovered that she was having a marathon sex with her sex mate as we bust into her room. Then, she screamed, "sorry"!! ,which made me sober, When she noticed our presence after a few seconds had passed.

* throwing of rice: a few days later, after my ugly experience with the smelly spit that a girl spat on me, another young girl at the third floor of the same lodge threw a bunch of sawered( rice gba uka) rice on my frontage . Immediately, I rushed up, after I have parked the rice with my parker, to throw it back in her room. And that I succeeded, since she opened the door as soon as I nocked, which enabled me to throw everything inside her room.

* Throwing of pad: above all,this is my worst encounter with those ladies. Imagine, after all said and done, the same person that spat of me,still threw her menstrual pad on me. This I just don't know what to do with it.

Your advice is needed coz I am really grieved about this 'pad' of a thing.

This is not a fiction or a mere imagination ; this is a reality.

Actually, I know what I could do with such but, your advice could save her.

A lady at the second floor of my lodge threw a used pad full of her menstruation on me

Since I parked into my present lodge, I have been experiencing some demeaning things in the lodge,which have made me loath no fewer than 20 young dirty ladies in the lodge.

Among the demeaning things were:

* spitting of spit: one faithful morning, I was outside my room reading a book called, " 48 laws of power", when a bunch of smelly spit fell on my head from the second flow. Then I and our lodge president immediately rushed up her room through the stair case to teach the stupid girl a lesson of her life. Well, unfortunately, I discovered that she was having a marathon sex with her sex mate as we bust into her room. Then, she screamed, "sorry"!! ,which made me sober, When she noticed our presence after a few seconds had passed.

* throwing of rice: a few days later, after my ugly experience with the smelly spit that a girl spat on me, another young girl at the third floor of the same lodge threw a bunch of sawered( rice gba uka) rice on my frontage . Immediately, I rushed up, after I have parked the rice with my parker, to throw it back in her room. And that I succeeded, since she opened the door as soon as I nocked, which enabled me to throw everything inside her room.

* Throwing of pad: above all,this is my worst encounter with those ladies. Imagine, after all said and done, the same person that spat of me,still threw her menstrual pad on me. This I just don't know what to do with it.

Your advice is needed coz I am really grieved about this 'pad' of a thing.

This is not a fiction or a mere imagination ; this is a reality.

Actually, I know what I could do with such but, your advice could save her.

the boy is good! how now? long time. Na economics boss! comrade Makasi de talk.

nice work bro. Ezigbo Onye Anambra ka ibu

Of course bro

His name is not known to me though, but I have seen him severally taking money from people who have to cross his bridge at Aroma Awka,Anambra State.

If u try to cross the bridge without giving him money,he will stop u from crossing like he did to some people showed in the pictures below. But I normally cross his plank bridge peacefully without giving him anything unless I wish to.

Many have wanted to beat him up overtime but such never worked since people have always come to his rescue for his great brainwave.

I support him instead of begging mo.ey in the street for nothing.

What do u think?

Before, when he had nothing, he used to pest around my elder brother, claiming to be lovely and funny person,just because of what he stands to gain from my brother.

Even, it was a point of duty to him, when he was in Lagos, to visit my brother's wife so as to be able to eat food and gain strength.

I heard that he is the stingy, selfish and vainglorious type who doesn't care about the well-being of others around him before coming close to him.

When I came into a very close contact with him, I saw all that I have been told about him. Infact, there was never a day he had cleared a bill when we hang out with friends_he always like to drain his friend's pocket in the name of "guy man", but oblivious of the fact that he was just being foolish and stupid.

Initially, I thought it was because of joblessness not until he got a job, and still possess such miserly attributes.

Do you know that he used to ask me for money despite the fact that he is a working class? That is to show you the degree of his stingy nature.

Well, I formerly advised my self not to go close to him again so as to avoid his unnecessary negligence and among other demeaning attributes of him but, failed at a point when I had no choice.

Well, now I have made a dogged decision not to associate my self with him again and all that belong directly to him owing that, in my own terms, he is a "well-to-do pest" to any body, rich or poor, around him.

Well, unlike him, I am Makasi, the one whose limit of sharing the little he has with those around him is infinite hence, appreciate my type of person.

1zynnvn:
she lives in Atlanta, you stay in Agege how will this love work?

Lolz funny u.

1zynnvn:
what's her name,she looks like my class mate back in sec school, Ekene but she lives in Atlanta now

you got it.

I was opportune to meet this pretty and benevolent young lady last night at one of my cousins' birthday party.

Though she tripped for my height but I fell for everything she's got. I was forced to beg to have a selfie with such a pretty damsel.

" Wishing to have her as mine no 1 queen ", I remain.

Hope no one will blame me for expressing my true feelings fellow Naira landers

If Mrs A loved Mr B at Tt( present time) owing to the power ( weather economic or political power) possessed by Mr B,then the probability of such a love affair dwindling will approach unity ( one) in Tt+1 ( future time) ,when such power possessed by Mr B is no more.

Well, the economics analysis of such a love affair is that, there exists a positive relationship between L (love) and P ( power). In other words, the graph of such a relationship slopes upwards indicating that, Mrs A's love increases so far as, either the economic /or political power possessed by Mr B increases and in the other way round,holding other influences( both exogenous and endogenous) constant.

Below is the mathematical interpretation of such a love affair in the mathematical capsule 2.0

L = F ( P ) ................2.0

Where L implies love ; F implies functional relationship ; P implies power.

Suppose we take the ordinary derivative of L with respect to P, the a priori expectation will be positive, that is,

DL/DP = F'(P) > 0 showing the direct tie between L and P,holding other factors of love, such as, character, nature of a person, etc, constant.

In conclusion, owing to the very big fact that Mrs A loves Mr B in this present time given the power of B, then there is a possibility that Mrs A 's love would rise for Mr C ( another person) who is in possession of such economic or political power at future time, if given such an opportunity,while her love for Mr B could reduce since,at that time, mr B's power has reduced.

So my dear, do not just kill your self over of a lady who claims to be madly in love with you at this present time with the reason that, time shall come when such love would appear to be a fake.

###Good morning ###

yes I wrote for Msc, economics. o don't even know ooooo na God had we day

On the 14th Nov. 2016, postgraduate students of Nnamdi Azikiwe University,Awka wrote an entrance examination which involves : part A ( for PG only), part B, and part C. Both part A and are for Master students while the whole parts are for PHD candidates.

The examination is meant to start by 8 o'clock am on Monday for social sciences and other facilities.

On the day of the examination, many prospective candidates were already at the library of the versity since the examination was CBT.

Canopies where set and lots of chairs where brought so that students could sit and wait for their turn.

It was a thing of surprise to every one when, around 4Pm, people where still much in the exam venue.

After some questions where asked by me and a few friends, it was understood that only 100 pieces of computers where available in the library hence, could only accommodate 100 persons at a time who were meant to spend 50 minutes in the exam hall.

The same time, we learnt that only part A of the examination is being written by the students who started entering around 2 pm.

Around 8pm, I stood up from my chair and struggled for my own turn, which i got ( by the grace of God). I entered the examination hall. After I have typed the necessary things inside, I heard another warning which says," don't write part B again ( your departmental) ,' write only part A".

That baffled me cause I wanted to excel with my departmental but it was unfortunate for me.

I left the hall around nine after 30minutes of sitting there while others where still struggling to write.

Now, my question is:

What would be the yard stick of giving admission?

Would they make use of the result?

Why would people seeking for post graduate studies write entrance examination?

My fear is that, the school management ( PG school) will first of all, consider their own students before people from other institutions,and this believe has made graduates of unizik to raise shoulder.

Pidgin2:
Now you will end up in jail for a long long time, you go old for there

look at who is talking! supposed he succeeded, u would have been the first to say," I love him".

rubbish!!!!

Lolz .... u guys can never stop to be funny. Oboy this Buriel na big one oooo!!!
me and my cousin ( SAA Oil and Gas Anambra) will be there tomorrow.

meanwhile, today is my birthday........please show me love by hitting some likes for me....

happy buffday to me

urs it's the truth. I just passed there now. but I believe this suicide must have been influenced overnight. who knows eyaaaaA

RIP

This hot sexy young lady says her big ass can not be exchanged for money.

The pictures you see below are those of a uniport final year young lady who disbelieved that money stands as an ultimate criteria before having something to do with a guy.

She is among one of those who believe that sex can not be used as a yard stick to measure the extent of love in an intimate relationship.

To her, when a guy likes her, she shall make sure the aim is not sex,adding that such aims, if notices would bring a stop to the starting relationship.

In short, she told a close friend of mine that her present boo has never seen her pant since last two years of their relationship,adding that she shall be the one to seek for sex after a very long time of their relationship, and at her own will,and not to be influenced by anything.

more pics!

Note : just no matter how you may have construe this story, just know that it is just a fact.

it happened this year. just believe it and don't argue. nothing eyes could see and she'd bleed

Well,its never a fake story. The story is real. Just believe it.

My name is Amadi Chinyere. I am from Enugu state. I am a graduate of bizz administration, Esut. I attended NASME secondary school North Bank, Makurdi. I was born on the 4th of April 1987 at Markudi.

I have a confession to make to the whole world.

Apart from the sex mates I had, I, early this year, decided to settle down with a man.

On the 12th of February, a cute bank guy who is on the department of marketing came to our office ( paint office) which is situated at water lines PortHarcourt, River State to see a friend. I fell in love immediately I saw him because of his height, body structure, and among other good things in him.

I was forced to talk to him after I had walked up to him. Thankfully, he gave me a listening ear. We both exchanged digits ,though I was the first to ask for his. We started talking after I called him first , the night of the same day we met.

We talked for some days but he never told me to visit him. One day,owing to the love I had for him, I decided to tell him to allow me visit him which he agreed by sending his address to me. Such actions gladdened my heart.

I then went to his house at Uzoba,PortHarcourt, near Choba, uniport. He welcomed me normal just as a guy could welcome a girl. I sat on his bed showing my laps given the fact that I purposely wore a mini scate so as to seduce him into having sex with me but, all trials were to little avail.

Later, I devised another plan which was just to measure his height and mine. Fortunately, my later plan B worked since I grabbed him so close towards me while trying to measure my height with him. I noticed that he had been erected, then I touched his penis, and immediately started sucking it, which finally led us into having sex.

I went home with happiness after everything believing that my plan to making him Mary me would work since he was single as at the time but it didn't work.

Given the fact that he is a good Catholic and likewise, I complained to his parish priest, telling him how he had promised to marry me and later disappoint me. The priest summoned him for a conversation about that but he turned my claims down hence, started going to another parish. I started sending some cursed messages to him thinking that such would dread him but the worst happened after I came to his house uninvited to see him.

After I have entered his compound around 11pm, I called him. He picked and warned me to not call his line again. As I was about calling him again, he came out and commanded his neighbours to throw me out,which they did. Actually, I was really embarrassed. I wept for a few days until I thought I could be happy for life again after his younger brother came back from service.

One faithful Sunday, I saw his brothers picture on Facebook and liked it because of his height and beauty. I praised his brother on his message wall with the intentions that, as a guy, he should construe my meaning of such praises, and he did.

He chatted me back and asked me for my digit, and I gave him pronto. We started talking on phone. I told him about his elder brother, and the short affair we had earlier. He told me to calm down that we should also do our own.

I came to his house the first day, and immediately, we had sex cause I was already wetting my self as I saw his sex eyes. I expected him to use a condom but he never did. In my mind, I thanked God since pregnancy would facilitate our marriage. After the sex, I asked him why he failed to cover himself. He told me that " doing it raw " is most preferred. In addition, I asked, " what if I get pregnant ". He responded, " that one is your own cup of tea", adding that I should not have allowed him to do without.

Later, I told him to not worry, since I have my money to take care of my self. I also added that he should always do me without cause I wanted my waist to enlarge. The funniest part is that, he would Bleep me,i would give him money also. I thought I would hold him with money and sex since he doesn't have any job as at that time. Even the day I was going for a night vigil at our church, I still branch to Bleep him and still gave him 3k before going for the vigil the same night.

After a few weeks, I became pregnant. I told him about that. He said that I should keep the baby. He added that, after 9months, he would run a DNA test to check if the child would be his so that he could go with the child alone without me, but it was unfortunate since I later lost the child through miscarriage.

Ever since I lost the child, I have been having an unnecessary bleeding. Infact, to tell you how I love him, I have told my parents about him. I told them that I would give him money to pay for my bride price. My parents accepted but he never did cause he used to call me ashawo each time I call him on phone,adding that marriage is not by force.

I call him all sort of love names, and even promise to send him money but he still rejects.

I don't know what to do. Infact, he threatened to post my pictures on Facebook if I continue to call him,so that the world would see who is begging for husband. But such threats still could not make me to leave him alone.

He also told me that his elder brother has told him how I tried to force my self on him but he pushed me away. I don't just know why people that I love use to do me bad despite my sincerity.

To be sincere, I even lied against him in front of a reverend father. I told the priest again, how he promised me marriage, and later ran away after he had impregnated me.

I want to stop calling him or even to send him text messages as he had warned me. But I still cannot.
Each time I close my eyes, I use to see his face. I want him out but I still wish he could come back to me.

Please advice me.

This is my story!

I have been surfing through the Internet for weeks now trying to learn how to stop an unwanted number from calling me but still can't get it.

On Stupid lady is disturbing my peaceful life with unwanted calls cum messages, and I need to put a lasting stop to that!

please I need your help!

I have been surfing through the Internet for weeks now trying to learn how to stop a unwanted number from calling me but still can't get it.

please I need your help!

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Style007:
Now you have wasted your life. All for what gain? It is still fresh in my memory how u and your guy's bullied me while I was still a fresher.

How you made me not to eat heavy food for almost one week
How you made my friend go to hospital
How u made me waste money buying drugs for me ear for doing absolutely nothing
How u really pushed me to the wall because I wanted revenge
And now that am counting days to revenge u got killed by an hausa man

U may have escaped from me but not your friends
They must pay

R. I. P may God bless your soul and grant you eternal rest

is it not better that the abki guy saved u the sin?

why still need to go after his friends?

for me, allow a past thing to be.

ammyluv2002:
Wow! This is tough.....She shouldn't have married him in the first place no thanks to your parents. The guy is no good and the marriage was based on lies & deceit.

Well, if you want to judge from the bible principles, she can only divorce her husband base on adultery, but this is strong and wrong too. The guy has wasted 16 years of her life all in the name of marriage.

I blamed my parents sha. ma them cause all these. after all, 2005, my sister came back and told my parents that she quits the marriage when it was just five years left but, my mother in particular, started shedding tears saying," what an elder sits to see, a boy would not be able to see eve if he climbs the highest tree".

rubbish!!!! I wish I have grown to speak my mind as of that time. look at now, putting my sis in a mess!! . let me see if they will not accept this now.

[quote author=sinaj post=50326861]What's the essence of getting a companion nd s

she knew that lately. now the man is in prison which no one knows when God will help him out.

I would have preferred they both stay together and suffer and still bear kids. Na my main interest of say pikin day her side. mtchw!!!!

I de pity my sis well well

My Sister Wants To Leave Her Fruitless Marriage After Sixteen Years And Re-marry

It was just last week, at my village, that I eaves dropped my sister telling one of my aunties that she would soon quit her sixteen years old fruitless marriage, and re-marry.

My sister's ordeal in her marriage had begun n since 2000 ( the beginning of the millennium) when a suitor amd his family came to our house in the village after the Christmas of 20th century (90s),to seek her hand in marriage.
She had no choice than to accept since my parents already knew the people.

The plan was that he does the payment of 'dowry' first, and then travel to an African country, in search of money ( via hard means as we now know) to be used for both their traditional marriage and white wedding.

The man then travelled to Abijan and stayed their for 10 years, since he came back on February 12 2009 to do traditional and white wedding. " thanks God, ' after all, he came back after ten years, despite all other more serious and rich suitors who left after I had turned them down", my sister said as she is in a state of euphoria without knowing that the worst is to happen.

She and her hubby rented an apartment in Lagos where they stayed just for one year before the man travelled to Holland for a business trip which lasted for 4 good years. My sister stayed all alone throughout his husband's absence. Already she had started regretting ever getting married to such a jinx!!.

A jinx because, he is always being locked up in a prison each time he goes for his dr*g business. Later we knew that all those years in Abijan,he was in prison and now Holland. So, people advised her to leave the marriage after fourteen years but she refused believing that things would be better sooner.

Later on, he came back to Nigeria as he was released from prison. They both stayed together just for a few weeks before the hubby had another contact of travelling to France for just the same kind of business. This time, the hard drug busted in his stomach but ,fortunately, he survived ( after staying in coma) it since he was taking to the nearby hospital immediately. After recuperating, he is sent into prison in France which no one has the knowledge of when he will be released.

" this year is the 16th year of my marriage without a child", said my sister,adding that she is fed-up and would not continue in the marriage.

To her, that a man, though formerly married but divorced now wants to marry her.

For me, I think I five her go ahead to her decision. What I am interested in is what would put a lasting smile on her face.

SpitsOnYoruba:
What kind of fuckery is this

Why do people think that people from Anambra state don't kill pythons ??

I'm from Idemili, the home of Eke Idemili and we kill pythons like say tomorrow no dey

Back in the days people do say that if you kill pythons will give them burials like humans

People from Nnobi and Awka etiti knows that we kill pythons every day and throw them away

lies!!!!

Aiholi:
I honestly don't see d reason d young fella is insulting the woman. She posted her story so dat people like u can learn...
Not u mama Ishilove o..

Lolz. Ndi kwe ma ndi ekwena...