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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Rann Camp Bombed By Nigeria's Air Force by slimur(m): 12:26pm On Jan 20, 2017
Who count them?
Religion / Supporting Football Clubs,doing Ashebi,wedding Ring,perfume Is Sin – Evangelist by slimur(m): 12:06pm On Dec 09, 2013
Eyinnaya’s list of sins



Ok here is what a certain Evangelist Thompson Eyinnaya lists as sins.I decided to publish them so you can findout if you are sinless …I’m utterly speechless….Wearing wedding rings is a sin..WOW

1. Playing of worldly music or using it as a ring tone is sin
2. Wearing uniform in burial & perfume is sin Isaiah. 3:16-24

3. Having calendar of Jesus Christ picture is sin
4. Mourning after burial of person and hatred and stingy is sin
5. Weaving with your natural hair as a woman short gown is sin
6. Putting weavon and relaxer and thread and mini skirt is sin
7. Putting of attachment and per cake and short skirt is sin
8. Putting of wool and women wearing tight, torn gown is sin
9. Any Pastor that compromise word of God no heaven for him
10. Wearing of sleeveless outside your room, is sin
11. Women wearing trouser is sin (Deuteronomy. 22:5)
12. Wearing of chain watch and any chain / ring is sin
13. Wearing of bangles, necklace, earring, wedding ring is sin (Ezekiel 7:19-21 Genesis 35: 2, deception and defile is sin.
14. Putting on eye lashes and wet lips and disobedience is sin
15. Bleaching of body and gossiping idolatry, greed is sin
16. Lipstick, eye pencil, cortex, finger nails & body spray is sin
17. Wearing of singlet as a man outside your room is sin
18. Not paying your tithe or going to church late is sin (Malachi 3:10). Those things you are putting on is belongs to devil.
19. Any name attached with idol whether your father’s name or you is sin and wearing of jean and apron and bum short is sin
20. Barbing of hair style as a woman or man is sin
21. Sagging, unforgiveness, abortion fighting & adultery is sin.
22. If you don’t have the 9 fruits of holyspirit no heaven for you
23. Smoking cigarette, doing Ashebi and cross-bearer is sin
24. Playing gambling or pool and drinking of any alcohol is sin
25. Opening Hairdressing saloon as business is sin
26. Any barbering saloon barbering hair style is sin
27. Any pastor wedding people with wedding ring, wedding sleeveless is going to hell fire.
28. Fornication, stealing, lying, killing, bitterness, pride are sin
29. No divorcee will enter heaven (Deuteronomy 22: 29)
30. Any woman wearing Torn Skirt& any artificial beauty is sin
31. Any woman wearing sleeveless outside the room is sin
32. Any woman wearing pinging skirt and covetciousness is sin
33. Any woman wearing show back and show your chest is sin
34. Anybody putting tattoo on his body is sin Leviticus 19 : 28
35. Any woman doing palming on your hair is sin
36. Any tailor sewing these clothes (pinging skirt, torn skirts, trouser for women) for them will not see God and you are going to hell fire.
37. Their hair shall be low cut, both female and male (no style). God is not a respecter of any body
38. All these things you see here is from pit of hellfire
40.Carrying corpse into the church is sin. Watching of Wrestling, blue films & colour films is sin. not paying your wife dowry and a man marrying 2 wives is sin

Billions of people are in hellfire because of those sins

Jesus said anyone doing this things or putting on this things, they will not enter heaven. So repent now. I am raising my bible up to declare that your blood is no longer on my head.

Evang. Enyinnaya Thompson from Nigeria
enyinnayathompson@yahoo.com or enyinnayathompson@gmail.com
Nairaland / General / Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by slimur(m): 3:49pm On Dec 08, 2013
Bros which way!!!!! Abeg continue
Nah!!!!!!
Romance / Re: I Can't Believe That Guys Will Sleep With Those Rough Looking Girls In Brothels by slimur(m): 11:54am On Dec 04, 2013
Even ashawo sef get serious BF grin
Religion / Re: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by slimur(m): 1:48pm On Dec 03, 2013
Sum persons fEel since Dey can speak grammar..DEy can sPeak anyhw..He once toLd Us dat God revealed to hiM dat he Is d nxt president of dis countrY.Where is He NW.SecoNdly,he preaches against divorced yet He practiced it more Dan anybody.D Latest Is d So called Beauty Pagent,or Is dis anoda means of decievind gals In d chUrch inorder to slEep wit Dem.Yet He protrays himseLf as a pastor.WIt all dis I tink He IS d Anti Christ In d makin.He shuLd concerntrate on hw to Rectify his problem or see a phychatrist for help.Coz dIs s abnormaL for a man called Pastor.
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by slimur(m): 2:52pm On Nov 03, 2013
Live from WARRI

Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by slimur(m): 1:36pm On Nov 03, 2013
Like seriously.. I don dey wait dis tin like where guy de wait babe o...(sweeP house, arange bed..... Lie down for floor) undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Worst Tattoo Spellings by slimur(m): 9:41pm On Jun 06, 2013
More pictures

Jokes Etc / Worst Tattoo Spellings by slimur(m): 9:38pm On Jun 06, 2013
Funny PICS

Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye And Girlfriend Anita Have A Baby-Boy by slimur(m): 10:58am On Apr 11, 2013
Cos he is star, una dey do congratulations, congratulations.. If say na Mr body una go call d boy wayward and d gal A$Hawo... Smh

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Music/Radio / Dbanj Ft Olamide & Kcee .. Leak by slimur(m): 8:37pm On Apr 08, 2013
Dbanj ft Olamide & Kcee
This is mad

Its Finally Here …. Eja Nla + Baddo = Ibadi E (Let It Bounce )…..Track 1 off the dkm album released on 30th of march, we deliver this banging joint…..

Listen/Download: http://www.naija.fm/featured/music-dbanj-ft-olamide-ibadi-e-let-it-bounce/

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Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego’s Outfit: Hit Or Miss?- (Picture) by slimur(m): 12:10pm On Apr 08, 2013
Simple question.. Hit or miss? Una dey xplain... undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo, Rukky Sanda And Oge Okoye Posing (Picture) by slimur(m): 11:45pm On Mar 28, 2013
valicious1: Picture of ekaette,mgbeke & magdalina

Since na only nonsense una sabi put 4FP

Bros ur gbaski die.. cheesy cheesy Lolzzzz

As for d topic.. So make we dey jump abi dance ayagayagayo?? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Prostitute Who ‘died’ During Sex Comes Back To Life Inside Coffin by slimur(m): 11:39pm On Mar 28, 2013
mikecashes: I believe God just give am second chance


Yes o...
Jokes Etc / Prostitute Who ‘died’ During Sex Comes Back To Life Inside Coffin by slimur(m): 8:40pm On Mar 28, 2013
A prostitute in Zimbabwe ‘died’ during a hotel romp with a client – only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin.

The vice girl reportedly collapsed during a sex session last week at the Manor Hotel in Bulaweyo.

Convinced she was dead, her shocked client called the police – who sent paramedics to collect the body.

But as they were loading the ‘corpse’ into a metal coffin, the hooker suddenly woke up screaming.

Local news reports claim she leaped from the casket, yelling: “You want to kill me, you want to kill me”.



Terrified staff and guests at the hotel who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic.

A source told Bulaweyo24 News: “It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen.”

The shaken hooker – known locally as MaNdlo – was escorted home by another prostitute.


Source: http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/03/28/prostitute-who-died-during-sex-comes-back-to-life-inside-coffin/

Nairaland / General / Re: Pianist On Trial For Picketing Okotie's Church by slimur(m): 5:35pm On Mar 27, 2013
Somebody volunteer to work for u For 14years, u nor fit bless am wit small tin make d man take see front.. Nor b volunteer d Man of God volunteer to work for God 2 but e dey buy jet, cars, good clothes..live Good life... Lubbish

Person sow 14years of his life for u... Allow reap somethin na..


Abeg make I drink my alomo joor

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Health / Re: Baby Without Skull: Reps To Raise N10m For Surgery by slimur(m): 5:14pm On Mar 22, 2013
Hope dey nor go set up committee wey go OGAnise d fund raise...

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Sports / Re: African Footballers That Never Won Apoty Award by slimur(m): 1:51pm On Mar 09, 2013
ifihearam:

Okacha is a disgrace,upon all the skill and over hyped dribbling he has nothing to show for,all he is interest was just money.

Disgrace how bro?
Sports / Re: African Footballers That Never Won Apoty Award by slimur(m): 1:51pm On Mar 09, 2013
ifihearam:

Okacha is a disgrace,upon all the skill and over hyped dribbling he has nothing to show for,all he is interest was just money.

Disgrace how bro?
Music/Radio / Re: Terry G - Jump And Pass by slimur(m): 9:08am On Mar 03, 2013
TUMIC: Heaters me see all dem
Terry Guy kinda thick cos me man style na original and if u no like him style no bug.
But u wet dey always dish other person style be warn man cos you no get ehm style.
Terry Man carry on because u original.
And me dig ur style.

D mango doesn't fall far from the tree. I jump u pass.
Fashion / Re: Male Student Wears Wrapper To School; Wins 20K Bet by slimur(m): 9:34pm On Mar 01, 2013
SimonAndal: ILLUMATI SENT GUY WITH ILLUMATI DRESS. WILL ROT LIKE OBAMA SOUL MICROCHIP IN FIRE OF LOVE ORE WITH EARTH SOUL HUMAN FOR SEXY LIFE.


Y @ dis age u neva wise..... Y I cry for u.....

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Sports / Re: Abuja National Stadium From Green Grass To Forest And Now Desert by slimur(m): 5:52pm On Mar 01, 2013
More pic

Sports / Abuja National Stadium From Green Grass To Forest And Now Desert by slimur(m): 5:43pm On Mar 01, 2013
In September 2012, a popular photo journalist, Femi Ipaye visited the National Stadium in Abuja and photo-documented the degeneration of the structures built by former President Olusegun Obasanjo for $300 million. The stadium main arena and facilities had become decrepit and decayed because they had not been maintained.
 
A few months later, Mr. Ipaye returns to the stadium to document the current state of the pricey sports arena, Nigeria's biggest and most expensive. Again, he finds the stadium still abandoned but apparently undergoing some renovation and rehabilitation allegedly by construction giant Julius Berger. However, the cost of rehabilitation remains a mystery. Still the arena remains in a state of disrepair and dysfunction.


Source: http://mobile.saharareporters.com/gallery/photonews-abuja-national-stadium-green-grass-forest-and-now-desert

Religion / Re: Pope Benedict Finally Leaves Vatican City by slimur(m): 9:03pm On Feb 28, 2013
peteregwu: if u study the history of the catholic, u will
discover that The catholic has never been a
true church, they have never stood for the
truth and they are no supporter of the
truth. have u ever heard the pope telling
people to be born again or surrender to
Jesus. they dont even know what is born
again or salvation. Catholic church is a
den of demons, either u believe it or not.
the throne of Satan. they worship the
queen of heaven (satan), thats wy they
have the so called "holy mary" as there
god. and if you a catholic member, I
advise you to leave that church and seek
for Jesus accept Jesus as your Lord and
saviour, do not join follow them to worship
in a place where they worship idol or Mary,
or else if you die in such condition, u will
be cast into hell fire. pray the Lord to
reveal to you the church where u can serve
Him in truth and in spirit.

Guy if u dey go around dey talk tins like dis abeg stop..

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Omotola's Surprise Birthday Bash by slimur(m): 9:30pm On Feb 26, 2013
IgboUK: that doesnt even make sense?
am i just a snob because i was born and brought up in england

"all these ladies are on brazillian hair"
THAT IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT

you cannot be ON brazillian hair

you mean "all these ladies are wearing brazillian hair"

its like when my cousin said "are you girls on bikini"
what the fuckkkkk?!


Clap for ya sef
Politics / Re: Two Policemen Shot Dead In Onitsha This Afternoon by slimur(m): 6:47pm On Feb 11, 2013
Police man die.( person papa die...) All dese over sabi English teachers dere here dey insult person.. Since una sabi English makke una write dictionary na.. RIP olukpa
Politics / Re: Two Policemen Shot Dead In Onitsha This Afternoon by slimur(m): 6:46pm On Feb 11, 2013
Police man die.m person papa die... All dese over sabi English teachers dere here dey insult person.. Since una sabi English makke una write dictionary na.. RIP olukpa
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Helen Paul At Lagos Beach by slimur(m): 10:10pm On Feb 07, 2013
Who b Helen Paul? undecided
Politics / Re: Enugu Governor, Sullivan Chime Returns by slimur(m): 11:08am On Feb 07, 2013
I hope dis is true o.. Cos we really need him o.. Enugu don dey dirty like aba
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali (AFCON 2013) - (4 - 1) On 6th February 2013 by slimur(m): 5:13pm On Feb 06, 2013
NAIJA don bury MALI ooo!!!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Old Days by slimur(m): 11:02pm On Feb 04, 2013
Wendyslim: Me too. My. LoVer. Boy
.


Mmmm.. My lover gal
Jokes Etc / Good Old Days by slimur(m): 9:34pm On Feb 03, 2013
I miss d days wen I had to save some coins just to buy these chewing gums that had loads of Q's and Ans written in d wrap !! Hmmmm!!

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