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Jokes Etc / Re: Today's NL Funny Replies. by slimzypink(f): 8:35pm On Feb 24, 2015
how the fruit is this post meant to be romantic...
Romance / Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by slimzypink(f): 8:02pm On Feb 24, 2015
sauceny:


Keep calm young lady...iBet ma 100k on it,that you lying¿

keep calm young man... it changes nothing if u believe or not...not my probs. bye angry
Literature / Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by slimzypink(f): 7:29pm On Feb 24, 2015
Flakesyblaze:

is that a fart?

sad
Literature / Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by slimzypink(f): 7:18pm On Feb 24, 2015
me I don't send.. I fart for fun

Knock !!

Knock !!

who is there?

Ayew!!

Ayew Gana dance ooo if I show you my money

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Romance / Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by slimzypink(f): 6:31pm On Feb 24, 2015
never had sex anyways
Celebrities / Re: SKALES Calls Out Wizkid On Twitter || Says He Stole The Azonto Beat by slimzypink(f): 3:06pm On Feb 23, 2015
life is a pot of beans....its hard making friends dis dayz.. cos at the end it all blils down to hate
Celebrities / Re: Stormrex Versus Tiwa Savage - Nigeria's Hottest Female Singers [photos] by slimzypink(f): 10:12pm On Feb 22, 2015
I wud pick tiwa over and over again, I dont even know her, for me not to know her means she is unpopular

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Attack Basket Mouth For 'insulting' Nigerians On Facebook. (see Pics...) by slimzypink(f): 8:33pm On Feb 22, 2015
na joke na

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke and John Dumelo Show Off Swag by slimzypink(f): 8:30pm On Feb 22, 2015
too ugly for me to date undecided old man forming nusery school swag

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Romance / Re: My Inconsiderate Girlfriend....(pics) by slimzypink(f): 7:50pm On Feb 22, 2015
Well I wont give an advice, there are always three side to the story, your story, her story and the truth.

anyways I advice you take her back... if she aint into you she wont beg you, generally gurls have ego but she still begged ya.. bye anywayz
Politics / Re: Buhari Will Never Be Nigeria President - Fayose by slimzypink(f): 7:40pm On Feb 22, 2015
faYOSE IS JUST AN IDIOTIC ELEMENT
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Acquires New Honda Pilot (photo) by slimzypink(f): 6:43pm On Feb 22, 2015
happy for her

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Finally Shows Off Her ‘sugar Daddy’ by slimzypink(f): 4:32pm On Feb 22, 2015
ugly fowl tontoh, keep doing sugar daddy angry instead of you to free the young man make he go find wife,ee her laps self with fifty shades of colours and marks
Romance / Re: How To Make A Girl Call You by slimzypink(f): 10:56pm On Feb 21, 2015
mtscheew work on maybe other girls, not a girl of my calibre, I wud do you a favour and but you credit instead.. does dis shii really works on gals naaaaa!! I doubt it..#bye!!

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Celebrities / Re: Female Fan Gushes Over Iyanya (Photo) by slimzypink(f): 5:53pm On Feb 20, 2015
daimsy:
Desperately desperate.


As if he is a god.





Low life ladies.


this is just hatred from within..u and i know you wid be all smiles if u took a shot wit him..##smh...
Politics / Re: Why My Aide Tore His PDP Membership Card — Governor Dankwambo (photo) by slimzypink(f): 4:07pm On Feb 20, 2015
Donphillopus:


I love you

Gracias

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Politics / Re: Why My Aide Tore His PDP Membership Card — Governor Dankwambo (photo) by slimzypink(f): 4:02pm On Feb 20, 2015
cant wait for d election tu b over..this drama is too much.

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Entertainment / Re: Drop Your Name Here And I"ll Help You Find Your Coke Bottle (pictures) by slimzypink(f): 3:06pm On Feb 20, 2015
Ochuko
Politics / Re: Battle Of Party Headties, Who Wore It Better by slimzypink(f): 3:00pm On Feb 20, 2015
buhari any day any time but in order to be fair in sportmanship i give this to patience...d headgear is fine...We Apceees if we see truth we say it...we aint desperate.

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Celebrity? by slimzypink(f): 12:28pm On Feb 20, 2015
celeb like chris tucker or mikel obi...yes

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy’s Beautiful Daughters Stun In New Photo by slimzypink(f): 1:26pm On Feb 19, 2015
sylviasilifah:
you're confused ?
ok
Romance / Re: Eight Reasons Why Broke Guys Should Not Date by slimzypink(f): 1:03pm On Feb 19, 2015
you see dear broke guys, save yourself the shame of dating and go make money, cos only few gurls would stay with you without money ok
Celebrities / Re: Singer Seal Turns 52 - Happy Birthday To Him by slimzypink(f): 1:01pm On Feb 19, 2015
What happened to his face, was it an accident?
Celebrities / Re: Waconzy Shows Off His HIV Test Result After Running The Test(photo) by slimzypink(f): 12:41pm On Feb 19, 2015
checked mine yesterday and it was positive, positive means good. so no HIV smiley smiley ; sorry to those whu test negative
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy’s Beautiful Daughters Stun In New Photo by slimzypink(f): 12:35pm On Feb 19, 2015
still ugly to me tho especially the one at the left, the right one is cute wink
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Turns 20, Happy Birthday To The Ex MBGN Winner by slimzypink(f): 4:29pm On Feb 18, 2015
shez kinda cute, hbd tu her...but i thought she iz dating Flavour
Romance / Re: Why Did Some Nairalanders Especially Male Always Abuses? by slimzypink(f): 4:13pm On Feb 18, 2015
cos dey have joy or fill fulfilled in their stupidity
Celebrities / Re: Lorena Rojas ("Isabel Aroyo De Donoso") Dies At 44! by slimzypink(f): 9:45am On Feb 18, 2015
how i wish cancer cud just be a zodiac sign... Rip isabel..yung soul lost like dat....Good health i ask God for errydae

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Romance / Re: » Top 10 Female Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles by slimzypink(f): 12:19am On Feb 18, 2015
nikkyshyne:
Igi Itayin grin

igi itayin..is dis french?? cnfused
Romance / Re: » Top 10 Female Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles by slimzypink(f): 12:18am On Feb 18, 2015
sidecheek:
says the one with the duck Face¿ don't tell me you see pretty lips when you look in the Mirror¿ maybe it's invincible on your Face¿ slim isn't pretty anymore Missy¿ u are Uglier than them¿

Mezay's smile is the Cutest¿ some looks forced as if smiling is a hobby they had to pick Up¿ suits Them though¿
lol i love ducks uno... me think dey re cute..cheers bye

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Romance / Re: » Top 10 Female Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles by slimzypink(f): 12:17am On Feb 18, 2015
Idowuogbo:

Says the one wey resemble expired catfish.Straw go weigh pass you sef, go and eat abeg! U up there looking like a starved she-goat.

goodmorning idowu... u good ve a great day ok
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Kisses Tonto Dikeh [photo] by slimzypink(f): 7:30pm On Feb 17, 2015
her teeth tho choi

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