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Romance / Re: If You Want To Kill Yourself because Of Love..... DO by slimzypink(f): 5:24pm On Dec 06, 2015
uglybuthandsome:
only immature people will start killing themselves if they have heart broken or whatsoever.. what belongs to you will never slip through your finger no matter what. who agree with me?

lol be nice..people actually do kill themselves..they dont need this sought of encuragemnt

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Romance / Re: What Did You Regretted Giving Your Ex- Boyfriend/ Girlfriend As A Symbol Of Love by slimzypink(f): 5:21pm On Dec 06, 2015
quiinnBee:

grin grin tongue

get a rum angry
Romance / Re: Please Help Before I Take My Life... by slimzypink(f): 5:18pm On Dec 06, 2015
polt:


How? I really do LOVE HER

come 4 me then ogini sad undecided

ok just kiddn...try loving ur self first.. u dont need another person love to give u happiness.. not all relationship wrk okay

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Romance / Re: Please Help Before I Take My Life... by slimzypink(f): 5:17pm On Dec 06, 2015
so u wanna kill ur self lol.. u move on eez not hard
Romance / Re: How To Be A Good Girlfriend by slimzypink(f): 11:56pm On Nov 29, 2015
drnairalov tnx
Romance / Re: How To Be A Good Girlfriend by slimzypink(f): 11:30pm On Nov 29, 2015
uglybuthandsome:
Dont ask for money from him and sex him well

smh girls re sextools to u frm ur post

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Romance / How To Be A Good Girlfriend by slimzypink(f): 11:16pm On Nov 29, 2015
ermm nairaland guys how can we be a good girlfriend sad sad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: HR Said I'm Successful In All The Interviews But No Offer Yet. by slimzypink(f): 5:27pm On Nov 28, 2015
sorry sad
Politics / Re: 5 Popular Nigerians Who Died At The Verge Of Victory (Photos) by slimzypink(f): 4:14pm On Nov 28, 2015
hold on is BOLA IGE DEAD shocked
Culture / Re: The Wodaabe Fulani In Africa, Where Women Can Marry As Many Husbands (Photos) by slimzypink(f): 3:57pm On Nov 28, 2015
i will like to be a member
Romance / Re: Abeg, Naija Girls, Why Do You Guys Like Taking Pictures In Cars.. by slimzypink(f): 6:10pm On Nov 24, 2015
i have my car and i love taking pictures in them... so park well angry.. am sure the poster doesnt even have a car

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Politics / Re: Lesson Learnt From The Death Of Kogi State Gubernatorial Candidate Audu Abubakar by slimzypink(f): 5:41pm On Nov 23, 2015
nothing...you only live once!! but I like Muslim burial rites. They depict the vanity we hold so dear. With all the money Audu had. Not even a casket to hold his frame.

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Politics / Re: Meet Hon. Abiodun Faleke, The Running Mate Of The Late Abubakar Audu by slimzypink(f): 5:40pm On Nov 23, 2015
something evil about that face

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Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Stuns In All White Playsuit - Hit Or Miss? by slimzypink(f): 5:32pm On Nov 23, 2015
ugly masculine potato sad miss
Culture / Re: Ooni, Enitan Ogunwusi, Returns From The Forest With The Traditional Crown by slimzypink(f): 5:23pm On Nov 23, 2015
what happened to the old OOni??

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Politics / Re: PDP Releases Official Statement On Audu's Death by slimzypink(f): 5:19pm On Nov 23, 2015
is Audu dead?? i thought they had election dis weekend

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: After 2 Years Of Unemployment. by slimzypink(f): 5:02pm On Nov 23, 2015
papawemba:


Please flee from appearance of all evil like this one if you want to make a life out of this meager income with all the harsh economic realities on ground.

lol eez a joking thing...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: After 2 Years Of Unemployment. by slimzypink(f): 4:55pm On Nov 23, 2015
jagaban17:
Exactly 2 years after NYSC ( Don't want to write stories to bore anyone ,but I'm sure if you've been unemployed ,you know the travails) .

Last week I started a job with 1.5M annual salary, I collected another offer of 1.3M annual salary also today. Now I have to choose and consider my options based on career prospects,location and other factors ,in fact I'm confused.

By Gods grace, this is just a little of my dreams and where i see myself....also to encourage someone out there, don't give up and don't let anybody pity you. Keep striving. We will all reach our peak.Amen. Its just the beginning.
good... sorry for ignoring ur messages before... i was only joking... resend, u re very handsome one of the most humble nairalanders ve seen!

fine bobo

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Fashion / Re: Sere Wins Ugliest Man In Zimbabwe 2015 Beauty Pageant Show (PICS) by slimzypink(f): 9:40pm On Nov 21, 2015
moral of the story u re not totally useless

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Celebrities / Re: Photos – Kcee Serves As Cabin Crew Member For Air Peace Flights by slimzypink(f): 3:13pm On Oct 26, 2015
vizkiz:


listening up hoe, if your father had what I have now, he wouldn't be such a broke ass biitch he is.(no offence) undecided

lmaaaao, see this short sighted ret^ard talking about money hahahahahahaha...maybe u should google my company, nevermind I wont put it out here 4 u slowpoke. to see how successful I am in doing what I love.
lol, I am selfmade u dimwitted myopic fellow, i dont have to bank on my fathers wealth,I am a CEO of my company...I own my office, to top it all thanks to God I just won an award to crown my effort, when u ve being to different places around the world come back here nd tell me how rich u re..say me to ur father ..ewu. broke asss
Celebrities / Re: Photos – Kcee Serves As Cabin Crew Member For Air Peace Flights by slimzypink(f): 2:29pm On Oct 26, 2015
vizkiz:


you are a dummy(no offence) why Don't you pray your boyfriend becomes more successful instead of comparing him to kcee

Well, that is how broke and hungry Nigerian girls think sha undecided


rants of a broke ass ...its her opinion shikenna!! badmouth
Education / Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by slimzypink(f): 11:33am On Oct 24, 2015
omotayo9177:
Whch year did you finish from Command School, Apata? You should know the Odunaikes and Badejos.

I actually left the school because my younger brother in jss1 was maltreated ...dad took booth of us away. I left 2001 in jss2
Education / Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by slimzypink(f): 11:31am On Oct 24, 2015
chamboy:
purple house Girl, ss3 year 2000 during lt Col banjiram's time

u right lol... lol banjiraaam I miss d commandant
Education / Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by slimzypink(f): 11:29am On Oct 24, 2015
enieme:

I actually did hear of this story from my seniors. The girl was in purple house shey?

lol wow how did u know..u re correct. I was in purple house too.did u go to command?
Education / Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by slimzypink(f): 10:25pm On Oct 23, 2015
femi4:
you didn't tell us how you handled yours

I was actually the girl
Education / Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by slimzypink(f): 6:00pm On Oct 23, 2015
Just reminiscing on my boarding school dayz I am sure my school is the worst boarding school ever sad

I remember my boarding days in command secondary school apata ibadan, there was this girl that was pregnant... nobody knew she was pregnant she managed to conceal it. She got due for delivery then went to deliver it herself in the bush. She manged to cut the unbilical cord, then proceeded to deep the baby inside a well dugged ground she made earlier, with the hope of burying the baby, as she tried covering up the baby an hunter who had been in the bush viewing it all stopped her!!! It was then the story was leaked to the school, she got suspended!!!, I my self never knew this chick was pregnant, it took people by surprise..

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Politics / Re: The Cement Roads Being Built By Ikpeazu In Aba. by slimzypink(f): 3:31pm On Oct 09, 2015
i want to cook jollof rice...do i need rice?

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Celebrities / Re: Glo Gives P'square Cars As Gift - A Gwagon & A Range Rover To Psquare (Photos) by slimzypink(f): 1:54pm On Oct 08, 2015
rich are gettn richer and m here banking on my sugar daddy
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Many Times Do You Have S*x In A Week..? by slimzypink(f): 11:23pm On Oct 07, 2015
i do it every where everytime evry day...in d kitchen, toilet, sittng room, dinning table ..car sex is d sweetest sha.. love d way d car shakes ..m doing it now self..tnx to my boo i met here

ok goodnight
Politics / Re: Photos: Oshiomhole’s Wife, Lara Performs First Role As First Lady by slimzypink(f): 5:48am On May 17, 2015
She's finer than me cry
Celebrities / Re: Ladies Post Your No-makeup Selfie. by slimzypink(f): 12:54pm On May 15, 2015
plenty make up cool

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