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Phones / Re: Samsung S21 Ultra Or Iphone 13 Pro Max by Slizzords: 1:33pm On Oct 05, 2023
DyingFetus:
Op is nothing but a poor fok
who be this mugu undecided undecided

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Phones / Re: Samsung S21 Ultra Or Iphone 13 Pro Max by Slizzords: 6:48pm On Oct 04, 2023
Thanks @onyeka90210, been looking at a lot of reviews on YouTube, me sef no get 700k for phone
Phones / Samsung S21 Ultra Or Iphone 13 Pro Max by Slizzords: 6:24pm On Oct 04, 2023
Good evening tech gurus, been using this Redmi Note 10 pro for quite sometime and to be truthful it has served me well, but the camera isn’t good at all and my business entails me to take nice pictures of my products so I need a badass phone with super duper cameras with good performance too.

Which one of Samsung s21 ultra or 13promax will be best for me, noting that I have been an android user most of my life though am open to trying something new , need genuine suggestions because I intend getting it latest next week by God’s grace.

My criteria is

1. Camera
2. Battery life
3. Performance

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Romance / Re: How To Deal With A Neighbor's Very Active Sexual Life by Slizzords: 12:00am On Sep 29, 2023
Cogs:
Hi guys,

This subject is important to me and I need some kinda mature advise and some funny ones as our custom is over here.

So, I have been in this house that I live for a while, everything has been going on smoothly. But, recently some guy moved in to the flat directly beside mine, this guy is single, and looks great and a lot of things changed.

Fast forward to the present day, this guy has this girl who comes around every weekend and sometimes during the week and I have been working from home throughout this month and I my ear is full really. They have sex almost every minute and the lady moans really loud, I can't get in between them na. Some times, if there is light, I play music very loud, to help protect the other neighbours from participating in their ceremony as their young teenagers also in the compound.

But guys, the frequent moaning sound is kinda tormenting. I am not single, I have a girl, we are practicing celibacy, but Omo!

Guys, how can I manage this kind of situation please?
What’s the meaning of all this?😒😒, she’s coming again on Sunday and I will make sure she moans louder. Ewu
Travel / Re: I Do Not Want To Japa But What Business Can I Start With 4 Million Naira. by Slizzords: 12:36am On Sep 14, 2023
tensazangetsu20:


LoL, November never reach na and people say tinubu is doing well in Nigeria.
The country don spoil finish, things are very hard to be honest. I wish I could travel out, but no money😭😭
Travel / Re: I Do Not Want To Japa But What Business Can I Start With 4 Million Naira. by Slizzords: 12:26am On Sep 14, 2023
tensazangetsu20:


To be honest I will advise the op to japa with that money. If he can get form A, 4 million will pay complete tuition in other european countries but he doesn't wanna japa. Op I will advise you to change the money to dollars and keep and see how the tinubu regime will be by November.
I really hope OP took your advice
Business / Re: What Business Can One Start With N15,000,000 / 29,000$ In Nigeria 2021? by Slizzords: 9:44am On Sep 09, 2023
That 15million that was worth $29000 with exchange rate at 520/$, is now $16000 in 2023 if you were wise then you’d have planned your escape from this hellhole if you had such amount .

To everyone reading this, plan your JAPA now before shit hits the roof finally.
Travel / Re: How Do Families Pay Tens Of Millions To Japa Without Getting Ulcers by Slizzords: 2:16am On Sep 07, 2023
I read all the posts in this thread word for word and I can say it makes for a very interesting read.
@sukkot from what I can deduce is one of those people who wants people to stay back in this hellhole by using armchair analysis that wouldn’t even work for everyone. The constant energy this sukkot spends in advocating against life in other countries is very odd.

If you do your calculations especially if you’re a professional in your field, or if you’ve got relevant skills by all means JAPA. Nigeria isn’t gettin better anytime soon
Career / Re: N75,000 Monthly Take Home Salary, How Much Should I Be Saving by Slizzords: 1:56pm On Jun 26, 2023
Samueltemi337:
What's 75k
That's like the amount I use for my daily sub
Go find better work
See this hungry. Beggy-beggy mofo dey form big man

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Politics / Re: We Will Increase Tariff From July 1 - AEDC Alerts Customers by Slizzords: 9:26pm On Jun 25, 2023
Emma4real333:


shocked cool

Compare America and Canada minimum wage to Nigeria and don't forget their citizens welfare.

Drop your answer here when you are done with the assignment so the world can see your comparison.
@complexstuffs come and answer these simple questions, you this brain-dead mofo

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Education / Re: Sanwo-Olu Rewards Aminat Yusuf With ₦10M by Slizzords: 8:58pm On Jun 22, 2023
KingAzubuike:
Just 12 thousand dollars.. very poor.

Which meaningful thing person wan use $12k do


Moreover the girl studied Islamic law.
All brawn with no brain, like say you even get up to the $12k for account..
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by Slizzords: 11:20am On Jun 18, 2023
Good morning house, please I'd like to ask if it's possible for my IELTS exam scheduled for 21st of June can be extended by 2weeks.

Anticipating response thanks
Crime / Re: Share Your Armed Robbery Attack Experience by Slizzords: 1:08am On Jun 18, 2023
exynos:
15 years ago,


We were having a good sleep in the middle of the night with our windows widely opened.

In not more than 15 minutes later, We heard sounds of feet trudging towards our window. The thieves arrived and began muttering some words, they projected a powerful beam of light towards the room in a bid to see the us.

Luckily, we scurried and hid ourselves in the other room for it was a two-room apartment.

The arm robbers sighted one of us and they knew that there were occupants in the room.

They speedily approached the door and demanded for it to be open. We kept mute...

In what seemed like a millisecond, they jointly stamped hard against the door as it flung widely open.

They walked in in their numbers, my dad rushed towards them and began begging.

Surprisingly, he offered them to sit and they gladly oblige. He then constructed a Powerful speech on the hardship of the country, telling them how it has not been easy even for us.

He also commended their efforts and blamed the government for not having its youths at heart.

The hot-headed men who were equipped with various deadly weapons soon became cool.

They sighted wisdom in what my dad said as they left without turning back.

The next morning, a man whom had just collected money for a land he sold was found butchered in his apartment. It was garthered that those armed robbers were responsible .

That was the first and last time I experienced armed robbery.

God is indeed wonderful
@bolded made me laugh like madt grin grin
Health / Re: Is It Normal For A 30 Year Old Male To Have Reduced Libido by Slizzords: 3:01pm On Jun 17, 2023
Aonkuuse:
Yes for some people, I am 28 now and don't desire sex much now too, it's just nothing to me now. I will even sit and regret moments i chased women because of sex those days. I think it's has to do with maturity and your mindset now.
Bro you need to check yourself, don't take this matter with levity
Nairaland / General / Re: What Great Lesson Has Nairaland Taught You by Slizzords: 2:47pm On May 30, 2023
VeryGoodBadtGuy:
Business.
Made my first million 2017/2018 with the help of a colleague who got the biz from a particular NL thread.
The rest is history, to God be the glory.
There are lots of silent millionaires on this forum grin.
Use your real NL moniker

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Family / Re: Should I Get Married To Her Now? by Slizzords: 9:38am On May 30, 2023
Kobicove:


Now I know why you are so pained because the UK blocked japa route grin grin grin

Odé oshi grin grin grin
Get a life and get out of mentions, i am not the source of your frustrations
Technology Market / Re: An Iphone 14pro Max For Urgent Sale 512gb....#500k by Slizzords: 8:37am On May 30, 2023
Clone/fake phone ole grin grin
Politics / Re: Soludo Writes Buhari, Seeks Release Of Nnamdi Kanu Before Handover by Slizzords: 8:37am On May 26, 2023
LordviccoDaGuru:
Tales by moonlight. Release him for what? Terriorst Nnamdi Kaun promise to bring Buhari's head from Aso Rock na. Infact this is just the beginning. By the time BUHARI is through with Kaun he will know where he belongs inside jail
You this thief that keeps scamming people still get mind come here, seun this guy is a thief and has scammed lots of people. Here is the link to the scam he perpetrated
https://www.nairaland.com/7666515/nairalander-just-scammed-me

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Travel / Re: Lessons We Must Learn From The Emdee Tiamiyu's Saga/blunder. by Slizzords: 4:45pm On May 25, 2023
Kobicove:


You are the one who is an ode, you stupid fo0l!

Something that is an open secret.

Even a secondary school student in UK knows that Nigerians use the study route to bring members of their family to the UK
You still haven't answered the question arindin. Must it come out from his mouth? Didinrin

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Travel / Re: Lessons We Must Learn From The Emdee Tiamiyu's Saga/blunder. by Slizzords: 4:04pm On May 25, 2023
Kobicove:
The British government already had the intention of restricting the influx of foreigners into the country via route of dependents.

You people should stop blaming Emdee Tiamyiu, he was not the direct cause of the new policy by the British government!
Blame or no blame use your coconut head to think for once ., must it come out from his mouth that we are using study route to japa , ode

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Travel / Re: Emdee Tiamiyu Apologises Over Comment On BBC Interview by Slizzords: 10:51am On May 24, 2023
amerengues:
It is only the unsuspecting and naive set of people would believe it was actually his interview that gave wings to the recent ban on dependants.

UK had it all planned out already and they can't claim not to know that's the escape route of Nigerians, Indians and Pakistan only that Nigerians can be very uncoordinated.

They should stop bashing him and people should brace up and hug the development. Perhaps, it's an avenue to look else where. UK sef isn't gold.
There are other good nations.

I blame Nigerian government for putting us in these woes
Na dense people like you go just open mouth spill rubbish, even if UK wants to ban Nigerians from entering , should it come out from his own mouth that it's study route we use in japaing. Use your head to think for once naw, be deserves all the bashing he got and even more

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Phones / Re: How Is Network Data Speed In Your Area? by Slizzords: 8:49pm On May 23, 2023
Neoteny7:
240 mbps, Starlink
People like me no need starlinks
Phones / Re: How Is Network Data Speed In Your Area? by Slizzords: 7:37pm On May 23, 2023
GloriousGbola:
All this mbps is marketing wayo and does not translate to real world value.

What is your actual measured download speed.

How long does it take you to download a 1gb file.

That is the koko
Takes me less than 1min to download 1gb file

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Family / Re: Should I Get Married To Her Now? by Slizzords: 6:54am On May 23, 2023
Rubbiish:

Pls can u give us an idea of your savings amount u are talking about? If the money no big, no reason abroad oh
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Phones / Re: How Is Network Data Speed In Your Area? by Slizzords: 6:45am On May 23, 2023
HacheNoire:
Not bad
WOW , this must be 5G shocked shocked.

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Phones / Re: How Is Network Data Speed In Your Area? by Slizzords: 6:27am On May 23, 2023
DenreleDave:
So u go thief am abi?

Wicked people every here and there, I no dey share
This corper, there's love in sharing

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Phones / How Is Network Data Speed In Your Area? by Slizzords: 6:06am On May 23, 2023
So I recently moved to this place around magodo and the MTN network data speed is just so fast here, downloads and uploads are super fast. Below are pics of their speeds. Note that this is 4G speed, can you beat this.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City :UCL (1 - 1) On 9th May 2023 by Slizzords: 10:52pm On May 09, 2023
AImiron:
I know say you're senseless, but if you scroll through my previous post, I talk say Madrid will be Lucky to get a draw at home, Etihad na mass murder for em, Dem go chop like 4/5 goals. You can cry to bed and crawl back into your hole now
Be like na this year you just start to dey watch ball, una go just dey yarn apati. Real madrid resemble Southampton abi? Way mancity go flog 5 goals for etihad

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Music/Radio / Re: Mention A Song That's Not Popular But Impacts You Greatly by Slizzords: 2:12pm On May 08, 2023
Viva la vida by coldplay, a song with very powerful lyrics

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Politics / Re: Rising Ethnic Tension Between Hausa And Fulani By Farooq A. Kperogi by Slizzords: 7:59pm On May 06, 2023
God bless the yoruba warlords that didn't allow Yorubaland to be overrun by fulani caliphate warriors in 1831.

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