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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Beautiful New Photos by Slizzords: 3:12pm On Sep 23, 2021
Onyi22:

O boy shut up n allow her do whatsoever she likes with her life, not when she dies, you will rush in here to type your cheap RIP.
Focus more on your miserable life that is gradually fading away
One of the numerous frustrated people on NL....life go don tire you gan

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 2:58pm On Sep 23, 2021
michlins:
this speaker goes for 400,000 brand new at fouani and that's the same amount you're selling your used one
You dey tension yourself over something way the owner don sell
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Note In A Tray At A Restaurant (Video) by Slizzords: 9:47pm On Sep 19, 2021
saphiere:
God when?


Father please forgive my sins and put a smile on my face IJN
grin grin[color=#006600][/color] angry grin grin who go marry frustrated, old cargo like you grin grin ,when fresh babes full ground

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Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche's Daughter, Deborah Gushes Over Her Father (Photos) by Slizzords: 9:44pm On Sep 19, 2021
post=105983052:

Little Tao,
And you think this is Funny! angry
Wakanda son come online to chase clout with his dad?
You post this so that people can laugh at the hardworking and innocent ol' man that brought you to this world aight? undecided
All because of NL likes and shares, you disrespecting dad.
This generation has really lost it.
This can never be done in our days.

We only pray the next generation get things right.
Sigh!

Better edit that jargons and apologize to your Darling Daddy...... or else, your pikin go do you worst, dem go even post ya own pinshure join.

What goes around..........
Mr man sharrap
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 9:03pm On Sep 19, 2021
KrimzyAuto:
Port-Harcourt Relocation sales
2 Century 5000VA Stabilizer- 35k Each. (Firm)
1 StartCK 5000VA Stabilizer - 35k
Maxi has cooker 5. burner - 80k
TV console by Bedmate- 40k
8 CCTV Camera - 5k each

4 Room Bungalow all en-suite with water heater including Kitchen for rent. 1.2 per Annum (Owner just moved in to a Duplex)
Location: Creek view drive opposite Gena Shopping mall, PH
Call or WhatsApp: 08066249731
You won use our money complete your relocation expenses abi, una for this thread supposed dey lie down chop better flogging.

May I reason you 15k for the maxi gas cooker, pickup tomorrow morning

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 3:04pm On Sep 19, 2021
BellaBliss:
Neat 12.5kg empty gas cylinder available for 14k cash and carry
new one is 16k here in Lagos , I dunno if this one you are advertising is clearance sales or not

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Food / Re: What I got for #1800 versus how I prepared it. by Slizzords: 1:56pm On Sep 19, 2021
So you have up to 1800 naira in this country. You even get rice for house ��. Which work you dey do?! Are you into banditry, kidnapping or skull mining?! Please answer us

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Travel / Re: Why Can't Nigerians Adopt The Cycling Means Of Transportation (bicycle) Pics. by Slizzords: 1:49pm On Sep 19, 2021
SarkinYarki:
I ride when I can in my area but I don't go outside phase one ever except I spill to Bourdillon and make sure I turn at french embassy
Ode angry grin grin....for your mind now you don talk better thing
Family / Re: Do We Have Any Lagosians Here On Nairaland? by Slizzords: 1:18am On Sep 19, 2021
Am from eti osa , na we get Lagos gangan grin grin
Phones / Re: Jiji Scam: Middleman Scam by Slizzords: 12:59am On Sep 19, 2021
MidaserveNG:


Their staffs are the people who call you to ask for prices making you feel you're having impressions/ potential customers.

They're updating their family members with your sales/products information which is too bad.

They call you privately to negotiate premium pkge

We sell surveillance systems - cctv on Jiji since 2015 and are talking from experience.
It's just reasonable that goods like CCTV cameras that you sell might not have a good sales record on places like jiji because CCTV cameras are products that are mostly bought by technicians who prefer to go to the market , I have sold and bought alot of things on jiji, the only thing is you have to meet sellers in public. I sold my former car on jiji the buyer came all the way from ekiti to Lagos just to buy the car.

I bought my sound system from jiji also , it's not like am trying to praise them , but the website is good for sales abeg.

It's just like saying plumbing materials should be sold on jiji , you no go see much customers from there.
Education / Re: At What Level Did You Realize You Won't Be Graduating With A First Class Degree? by Slizzords: 7:36pm On Sep 18, 2021
If you studied elect-elect or any other engineering course in the university of ibadan in the late 90's/ early 2000's you will know that you can't graduate with first class. Dem never born you well , lots of sadistic lecturers back then . I just wonder how students make 5.0gp this days . The thing be like scam for my eyes sef

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Food / Re: High Cost Of Living : See The African Pear I Bought For #400 by Slizzords: 7:32pm On Sep 18, 2021
I say make I jog enter market today na him I say make I whine the trader , seller come tell me say 5kg of ororo na 5k . Haaa shocked shocked omorr I shock o, I jejely buy 1/2 bottle of 350naira. This country is fvcked

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Culture / Re: Estate Residents Woke Up To See Bowls Of Sacrifices In Lekki Lagos: Pics & Video by Slizzords: 3:18pm On Sep 18, 2021
grin grin....I remember during my primary school days in far away ondo state this was during the late 80's , there was this friend of mine olawale by name that usually eats all the sacrifices meant for the gods as in this boy go balance chop all the yam and palmoil still carry the money wey Dem put join.

This same ""sacrifice consumer"" is living fine in Atlanta US as I speak to you . So no stories about the gods cursing him.

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Technology Market / Re: ♨️⭕️⚙️⏯️ GRACEGLORT TV Repair & Services. ⏯️ ⚙️ ⭕️ ♨️ by Slizzords: 7:24pm On Sep 17, 2021
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Technology Market / Re: ♨️⭕️⚙️⏯️ GRACEGLORT TV Repair & Services. ⏯️ ⚙️ ⭕️ ♨️ by Slizzords: 7:11pm On Sep 17, 2021
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Family / Re: My Wife Left Me Because I Lost My Job. by Slizzords: 9:15pm On Sep 15, 2021
Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] Oga shut the hell up!!! What do you know about a family...? So because he's out of a job his wife and the innocent children should starve abi...? Nonsense. Instead you telling him to get his lazy ass up to scrap around and hustle like a man, you're encouraging him to fold his hands here on Nairaland by looking for sympathy from people of his calibre . Nonsense. Later you'll say you're a man . Tueh !!!
You must be really frustrated with life o, wetin @richy4 talk wey make all the wire for your head begin spark like transformer wey one blow. Better ko ya Fi aára búrúkú bálé

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Properties / Re: A Clean Used 55inch Lg Smart TV For Sale by Slizzords: 11:17am On Sep 15, 2021
dipoloti:
A clean used 55inch smart TV for sale. TV is barely used for 5month TV is so clean just like new, am selling because am relocating. Pls only serious buyer should contact. Also selling my dstv Explora, dressing mirror, price is available on request.

Oladipupo : 08022939623
Price : 270k
You won use our money complete ticket buy abi?? cheesy grin grin. 270k for used tv nawa o , you go Sabi thief well well
Properties / Re: #300k #350k #400k & #500k Mini Flat Apartments In Yaba Shomolu Bariga Palmgrove by Slizzords: 11:10am On Sep 15, 2021
Jesus Christ grin grin kiss kiss, this toilet na diseases galore o. I pity who go sh!t for this kind thing
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 11:06am On Sep 15, 2021
Please do , the prices here are so outrageous . Some of the clearance sales here want to use nairalanders to complete ticket/visa money to travel out of this sh!t-hole.

There is one particular guy here that has been hawking 32in 3D TV for 180k for close to four months now. Very funny set of people.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 7:01pm On Sep 14, 2021
bspyce:
House Items for Sale. Only serious buyers please

Samsung UA49K6500 49" FHD Curved LED TV - 250k
TV Stand - 30k
Sony Blue Ray TV - 50k
3 Set of Seaters - 100k ... SOLD
Sunny Home Theater - 120k
Glass Center Table - 40k
Shaggy Brush Surface Center Rug (Spaghetti Twist Gold) - 50k
Dining Table & 6 Chairs - 90k
Elliptical Bike/Cross Trainer - 70k
Mit Adjustable Exercise Sit Up Bench - 50k
Haier Thermocool 5kg Front Load Automatic Washing Machine White - 100k
Haier Thermocool 250 Liters Top Mount Double Door Fridge - 160k
Haier Thermocool Cooker Lux 5031 SLV - 60k
Repsol 12.5kg Gas Cylinder, Meter Regulator, Hose and Clips - 15000
6kg Gas Cylinder with Burner and Iron Pot Seater - 4k
Samsung AC 1.5HP - 70k
Haier Thermocool 1HP GenPal Inverter Air Conditioner - 130k
Haier Thermocool Bobo 2500ES 2.5KVA/2KW - 90k
Haier Thermocool Smalie Max 1000ms - 30k
6*4.5 Bed Frame & side cabinet - 40k
6*4.5 Muoka Flora Foam 12inch - 60k
Dressing Mirror - 40k
Rechargeable Fan -10k
Plastic Chair/Table - 5k
Mini Water Drum - 4k
High Quality Foldable Curtains - 30k
Electronic wine opener - 3k
Dumbbell 2.5KG(*6) - 35k
Industrial Standing Fan - 20k
Student Iron Rack - 2k
Fruit Juicer - 10k
Big sets of non sticky pots -15k
Blue Gate Inverter - 50k
2 Wall Mirror - 5k

Serious buyers please call / Whatsapp 07038630092. Owner is relocating abroad. 90% of the Items are less than 8 months old usage.
Location is Maryland Lagos.

Prices from the bottomless pit of hell

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Quits Bank Job After Getting Offer In Dubai, Gets There & Told No More Work by Slizzords: 1:21pm On Sep 14, 2021
By the special grace of God I will be witnessing the 2023 elections from abroad . I do not know how this will happen either by hook or by crook I no go dey this country during that election

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 8:03am On Sep 14, 2021
Bobbyunitedfc:


Good afternoon, pls how much will it cost to move items in a student room from ilorin to Lagos, items consists of 32inches TV, LG 4 tall speakers, a TV console, 2 reading chairs and a plastic table, a 41/2 mattress, cooking gas 3k, 3.5kva n small gen with a deep freezer of about 80ltrs with clothes and other kitchen items and hanger.. Pls it's urgent!
wow
Romance / Re: 24-year-old Man Finally Got Married To A 61-year-old Woman by Slizzords: 12:01am On Sep 14, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Which kind wahalar be this

61 year old way everybody dey manage...she dey even give niggarz America face book account way get integrated face book dating feature

He reach this guy turn...he marry am...


Ogbeni check your email na...
I don't have the email associated with my NL account
Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri Reacts To Leaked Audio Of Tonto Dikeh Begging Him by Slizzords: 11:16pm On Sep 13, 2021
lichocho:
make Churchill use dis opportunity go court collect dat boy from her hand...d boy too small for dis tins
OG a
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Don't Respect Humanity- Translator Gives Heart Stopping Account(Pix,vid) by Slizzords: 11:09pm On Sep 13, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....

Bunch of fuckkkers trying so hard to make us believe taliban are heartless and bad

Those of us with a good sense of reasoning say hell no to this America bullshit
ij
Romance / Re: 24-year-old Man Finally Got Married To A 61-year-old Woman by Slizzords: 11:02pm On Sep 13, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Which kind wahalar be this

61 year old way everybody dey manage...she dey even give niggarz America face book account way get integrated face book dating feature

He reach this guy turn...he marry am...

I quote u on a dead thread .
Family / Re: House Clearance (VERY Long List) by Slizzords: 12:01pm On Sep 13, 2021
Too expensive for this outdated items. I wonder the kind mumu wey go buy this kind thing. I advise you either dash it out or reduce the price drastically in order to see buyer.

Cc: debaj10

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Family / Re: Dna Test Palava Part 2 (update) by Slizzords: 5:05pm On Sep 11, 2021
Kobojunkie:
How old is the child in question? undecided

Can you put yourself in the child's shoes to understand that it is probably even more devastated than you are that he is losing the one who he knew as dad? Wil that help you make your next decision? undecided
Your Mumuism na follow come

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Family / Re: Dna Test Palava Part 2 (update) by Slizzords: 5:04pm On Sep 11, 2021
LIST OF STUPID PEOPLE ON NAIRALAND

Kobojunkie
Food queen

The list will continue to grow as more idiots will be added. Very dense people especially this kobojunkie of a guy , just look at the stupid advice he gave the OP

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Family / Re: We Quarrel Because Of Sex by Slizzords: 10:31am On Sep 10, 2021
shawante:
Pastor nobody is perfect.. You of all people should know that.

If low libido is her only problem then I think you can at least bear with her on that cuz am sure you have your own shortcomings which she overlookes.

At least thank God she is not cheating on you
Mumuuu man
Properties / Re: Post Vacant Apartment In Your Area Here And Help Someone Bypass Agent Fee by Slizzords: 8:52am On Sep 10, 2021
Busayo58:
the poster won't give out her phone number, please contact her via ugochiobi3@gmail.com
Which kind mumu talk be this? So we should be sending mail when wassapp dey. I smell scams

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Family / Re: I Will Be Dead In Few Days by Slizzords: 8:49am On Sep 10, 2021
Xcide where are you? I hope and pray you didn't eventually carry out suicide . May God see you through whatever you are passing through.

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