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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 6:11pm On Oct 26, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
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Nigerians & arrogant ignorance.

I asked you to ensure that your own end is safe while doing what you do, e don turn to insult & braggadocio.

SMH
You carry your pathological mádnéss from politics section to this place again , people like you are not needed here Mr Dog

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Family / Re: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by Slizzords: 1:38pm On Oct 24, 2021
Elsueno:


So u want to be with ur fellow nigga grin, I have nothing against homos....I just find it amusing how u identified urself. It's illegal in Nigeria
I know no say na man o lol grin cheesy grin. God forbid bad thing way totô full ground

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Family / Re: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by Slizzords: 9:34am On Oct 24, 2021
Lemme drop my C.V here @duyox2004. I am a vibrant , energetic young man in my mid 20's and I can be your husband and also be your companion till death do us part. Am fun to be with , ambitious , and also gainfully employed.

You can send me a P.M so we can get to know each other better as I have always had the dream of getting married to someone older than me.

Cheers
Politics / Re: Buhari Is 16th In The List Of 500 Powerful Muslims In The World (Photos) by Slizzords: 9:11pm On Oct 23, 2021
Religion of piss and sh!t , we are surrounded by terrorists

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 8:59pm On Oct 23, 2021
BellaBliss:
Your family members are mad and u are a useless idiot and very jobless.
Not a woman at all, am sure you are a man , may amadioha strike your blokos if you don't refund that money

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slizzords: 7:57pm On Oct 23, 2021
Meister:


This your style eehh
Which style grin grin
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slizzords: 7:09am On Oct 23, 2021
I dunno what's so special about iPhones honestly ,asides the camera and the "hailings" you get.. am already getting tired of this iPhone 11 I just got .

I don dey miss my Redmi note 9S despite the fact that I haven't even sold it yet.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Malami Playing Politics To Divide Yoruba, Igbo People- HURIWA by Slizzords: 7:37pm On Oct 22, 2021
Clothingonline9
dangwarai
uptimum123
SilverNorGold
Vaughanlanrewaj.... another slimy chameleon
helinues
myBraine
OZOnNengiTheory
Edusouls
Onlyonebuhari
ConfirmedZombie
CXLVII
Thatfairguy1
georgakins
Arrewa

ILuvdemManna
Gidicars..
Kilonshele
AnanseK
Antoeni
LegendHero
Sammirano
Orioko88
Tesppidd
360degreess
IbadanSun1
NGPatriot
Mamotalk
Kestolove
GoshenNLA
thatfairguy1
TecM0
Humilitypays
IamWonderful
Authority2006
jcmaiah
delivryboy
360degreess
Kuginzi
IamPlato
Danmaiduguri
thebosstrevor1
BOFA2020
PissfulProtester
Emekaonline
Afamed
Favor914
MusaChukwudi
BIGGERhead4
Golan007
Reactman
Juliusmalema
Farki
marsman
Kestolove
Aufbauh
Buckeyemedia
Nyamirislayer
Ntigha

The shameless MONIKERS listed above are the various paid media thugs hired to spill hate and conceal EVIDENCE of fulanization by the usèléss northern oligarchy.

They are very many here with over 200 different monikers which they use in trying to suppress the truth.....Bunch of lunatics who are mostly from the North..

Bunch of piss-poor people all because of 20k BMC money sold their dirty souls..

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slizzords: 1:24pm On Oct 22, 2021
kavey10:
My people, I just buy Xiaomi Redmi Note 10 Pro for yesterday at Slot Benin. The phone no dey allow Microsoft apps like Teams and Outlook work on am. I went back for exchange. Dem say na 70k be the worth now. Phone wey I buy yesterday at 149k. I just dey craze for here. Abeg na so Xiaomi useless be this?
is it the 128/6gb RAM or the 128/8gb Ram
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slizzords: 1:21pm On Oct 22, 2021
RuneKingThor:

Na scam. No go fall for this new format.
I am not a scam Mr man , go and look for another person to use that useless tag on. Damritoh don't mind this guy, you will see the phone and test all functionality before you pay. I'd let you know when am done moving all of my files

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slizzords: 8:13am On Oct 22, 2021
Just got an almost brand new iPhone 11 at a discounted price of 170k for factory unlocked, and will be selling my redmi note 9S in the coming days , the phone has served me well time to move on .
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 7:51am On Oct 21, 2021
Favoritedealer:
Relocation sale at Ilorin
Gas cooker
Mint small glass center table
Wardrobe
2 sofas
Dstv explora
Gotv
Versace Curtains
Fans
For sale.
Quote me if you're interested
what's your number boss
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 7:49am On Oct 21, 2021
beejay1:
USED ITEMS FOR SALE. TO BE SOLD AS IS.

HP Elitebook Folio 9470M
Intel Core i5-3427U
1.8GHz 8GB RAM
No Hard drive
Keyboard needs replacing
Price: 100,000

LG Washing machine
Board needs repair
Price: 60,000

GRACO Park 'n' Play
Price: 20,000

Items available for immediate pick-up. Chat only @ 08020641720
Sapa Bien merci?? I can tell you really need the money, if not I see no reason why this items should be this expensive.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 1:41pm On Oct 19, 2021
paleo:



You're a born Bastard, I swear you won't die well... Why are you misleading people?

Please, Nairalanders should disregard this beast as I do not know the hoodlum behind this moniker.

My items are still much more available.

Below are the ones still available at the moment.

All these items are available for instant and immediate pickup


A KIA Sportage 4 Wheel Drive SUV (2006 Model) ======== 1, 449, 000

ASUS Vivo Book S15 Gaming Laptop (256 SSD, 500 HDD, 16gb ram, Intel i7, 8th Gen) ======= 259, 999

Xiaomi Mi 9T pop up Camera Phone (6gb Ram/128 Internal Storage) ======= 89,999

Samsung Sound Bar with Woofer Speaker ======== 64,999

Android High Definition TV box with Premium loaded Apps ========= 24, 999

A SET OF L-SHAPED – 8 SEATERS CHAIR (Animal Fur Cover) with an Extra Piece usable as Central Table ======= 231, 500

CWAY Double Door Water Dispenser With Freezer (Bottom) ========= 48, 999

REF 269 VP RED 2 door Refrigerator (up) + Freezer(down) ======= 157, 200

2 Horse Power Panasonic AC Unit ======== 99, 999

1.5 Horse Power Panasonic AC Unit ========= 59, 999

2 Sets of Wooden Blinds (Standard Window Size) ============ 59, 999

32 inch LG rechargeable Flat screen Television (Battery last up to 4 Hours) ========= 49, 000

5000 KVA Automatic Stabilizer (Century) ========= 26, 999

5000 KVA Automatic Stabilizer (Kenstar) ======== 24, 999

5000 KVA Automatic Digital Stabilizer (QASA) ========== 34, 999

1000 KVA Automatic Stabilizer (Qlink) =========== 9,000

Centre Table =========== 15,000

Brand new smoothie maker and Blender ============ 24, 999

Juice Extractor =========== 21, 499

Binatone Rice Pressure Cooker ========= 14, 000

TV Shelf with 2 drawers =========== 15,000

African Art Sculptors x 3 =================== 15,000 for each

Genus 1.5kva 12v Automatic Pure Sine Wave Inverter ========= 84, 999

220Ah, 12V Luminous Tubular Battery x 2 ============== 89, 499

SWAN Microwave + Griller (Combi Power) ============ 29, 499

Scanfrost 50x50 (3 Gas burner + 1 hot plate with Oven/Grill) ========== 74, 999

Other available items for sale.
1.Wall pictures frames
2. Water drums of different sizes
3. Shoe racks
4.
5. Wireless routers of different types, UPS etc
6. Video Audio AMP Spillter
Plus Other household items not listed

Please, kindly call for prices.

Call/What'sapp : 080...3,4, 9, 6 1...7...3,,5 (Prices are negotiable – Serious buyers only please)

Locatn: 37, Shonola Street, Opposite WAEC Office, Aguda - Ogba Lagos
I see you hawking this goods at ikeja under bridge , I see agbero beating you and collecting the items from you , laslas na you go lose .

If you Sabi wetin good for you reduce the price so you go fit see buyer or else na hawking things

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 6:05pm On Oct 12, 2021
paleo:
URGENT RELOCATION SALES : All the items are available for immediate sale and pickup

All items are still clean and in pristine conditions.

User manual and carton are still available for all items where applicable

Contact and Address is on the attached list: Cannot post here because of Anti-ban.

PLEASE KINDLY MESSAGE ME ON WHATSAPP SO I CAN FORWARD THE PICTURES TO YOU.
Videos Calls are also allowed and encouraged.

1. A KIA Sportage 4 Wheel Drive SUV (2006 Model)
2. 55 inch 4K Sony Bravia Smart Andriod TV
3. ASUS Vivo Book S15 Gaming Laptop
(256 SSD, 500 HDD, 16gb ram, Intel i7, 8th Gen)
4. Xiaomi Mi 9T pop up Camera Phone (6gb Ram/128 Internal Storage)
5. Samsung Sound Bar with Woofer Speaker
6. Android High Definition TV box
7. A set of L-Shaped Chair (Animal Fur Cover) with an Extra Piece usable as Central Table
8. Cway Water Dispenser
9. A double door (Fridge Up and Freezer down)
10. 2 sets of Panasonic AC Unit (2hp and 1.5hp)
11. 2 Sets of Wooden Blinds (Standard Window Size)
12. Hotpoint 8kg Smart Automatic Washing Machine (A++ rated)
13. 32 inch LG rechargeable Flat screen Television (Battery last up to 4 Hours)
14. 5000 KVA Automatic Stabilizer (Century)
15. 5000 KVA Automatic Stabilizer (Kenstar)
16. 5000 KVA Automatic Digital Stabilizer (QASA)
17. Center Rug SOLD SOLD SOLD
and Centre Table
18. Movable Wardrobe (Double doors)
19. Brand New Heavy Duty Silver Crest 4500 Watts Industrial Blender
20. Binatone Rice Pressure Cooker
21. 4 x 6 20 Inches Mattress
22. TV Shelf with 2 drawers
23. Sumec Firman 2.2 KWA (Still in pristine and perfect Condition) - SOLD SOLD SOLD
24. African Art Sculptors x 3
25. Genius 1.5kva Automatic Inverter plus 220Amps Battery x 2
26. SWAN Microwave + Griller (Combi Power)
27. Scanfrost 50x50 (3 Gas burner + 1 hot plate with Gas Oven + Grill)
28. Other available items for sale.
Wall pictures frames
Water drums of different sizes
Shoe racks
Angel baby cabinets - King size
Wireless routers of different types, UPS etc
Other household items not listed - Kindly call to make inquiries.
You want to use nairalanders to raise your flight ticket money abi ?? Better get sense and reduce this your rubbish prices . No one in their right senses will buy at this exorbitant prices.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slizzords: 6:32pm On Oct 11, 2021
gr8gem:


Good afternoon genius, please help me with this, i noticed that when i spend long time on Facebook messenger video call, the volume drops down significantly even the highest volume is very low both on speaker and on earpiece that i have to strain to hear, what could be the issue, please help me on this, thanks. My phone is RN10P with the latest software update.
Get an iPhone or Samsung and thank me later
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Slizzords: 2:20pm On Oct 11, 2021
Qtsnow:
Price Drop.

Luxury L-shaped leather furniture with a single royal seater for sale.

Still in good condition.

Location - Ogba

Price - 140k Slightly Negotiable

Call/WhatsApp- 08055 611 684
lemme know when it reach 50k

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Celebrities / Re: Kalu Ikeagwu And Wife, Ijeoma's Marriage Crashes, Demands For Bride Price Refund by Slizzords: 10:37am On Oct 11, 2021
Iyaebe:
He should return all the sex he had with her too,after that then she will in turn return the bride price.Its that simple.
iya wey no wise

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: The HACKED PS4/PS5 SECTION OF NL (Console sales and game installations) by Slizzords: 7:52am On Sep 29, 2021
Bobby2020:
Good morning young mentor, I personally haven’t seen the Q82T, I don’t think you would too, as according to the internet the aforementioned TV is a EU variant of the standard Q80T, with slightly inferior specs. Q80T has 10-bit color, while the Q82T has 8-bit color.

Some TV companies take this same path like Hisense with their U7QF and The H9G. These are similar spec TVs but are released in different regions/Continents.


The H9G was released in North America and it runs on Android and lots of Local dimming zones with Quantum dot tech and can go toe to toe with Samsung QLEDs released that same year. The TV isn’t available for sale in Nigeria, just check YouTube about the great reviews this TV has, you’ll be so pained it’s not available for our consumption.

The U7QF was released in for UK and it’s regions, and came to Nigeria too. It was on their VIDAA proprietary operating system, it has their ULED (Quantum dot tech) with fewer local dimming zones than the its H9G sibling. This is available for sale in Nigeria too.

Permit me if I’m wrong but I think this is the step Samsung took with the Q80T and Q82T
thanks for your prompt response

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Travel / Re: Diasporans How Much Do You Spend In Nigeria During Visits? by Slizzords: 12:10pm On Sep 28, 2021
Honestly I was about to create this topic , my friend who just travelled back to the UK confided in me that he didn't want to visit his family members in ibadan cos he felt they were going to suck him dry .

Things are so expensive these days, to feed for some people is very difficult . I don't really blame the guy cos we wey dey here are just trying to survive

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: The HACKED PS4/PS5 SECTION OF NL (Console sales and game installations) by Slizzords: 11:30am On Sep 27, 2021
Bobby2020:
Thank you Big Miz, I appreciate young mentor, enjoy your day sir
Keep it up boss , I for one am a very keen follower of this thread . I have a question to ask though . Is the Samsung QLED Q80T the same as the QLED Q82T ? Would appreciate a response from you sir. Thanks and God bless

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Slizzords: 12:04pm On Sep 26, 2021
Urgent reply needed

Is this film " US" starring lupita nyongo interesting?
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Slizzords: 11:10am On Sep 26, 2021
Please my friend's visa got disapproved , what's the next step to take
Properties / Re: Room & Parlour Selfcon For Rent.. by Slizzords: 7:28pm On Sep 23, 2021
drunkpunk:
My Family friend has a Room & Parlour Self contain for Rent @ Ladipo, opp Ikeja GRA.
Rent is 400k P.A and he's willing to collect 2years, best 1yr6months.
Utility (Light) P.A is 70k.
Other Utilities would be discussed by both parties.
Agency & Agreement is 200k.
Caution fee: For now, nothing.

That's all the information I have.

Interested individuals can contact me to arrange for an inspection:
Call/Whatsapp: 08033170403.
thunder fire you and your friend blokos
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Official: Strict Punishment, Executions Will Return by Slizzords: 7:21pm On Sep 23, 2021
MufasaLion:


Go and read the Qur'an before you base your conclusion on the actions of a brainwashed terror group.
Your Quran is fOol of sh!t.....bunch of bâstárds

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Her Chats With Kpokpogri To Refute The Claim That She Leaked by Slizzords: 6:34pm On Sep 23, 2021
pepperdemzombie:
A White man walked into a London restaurant and discovered everyone was White with the exception of a Black African man sitting at a corner.
He decided to spite him by ordering for free food for everyone except the Black man and paid the bills. The Black man only said "Thank you sir" after the white man paid.
The White man emptied his credit card and even bought on credit just to spite the Black man but he only said "Thank you sir".
The White man got annoyed and called the waiter.
White man : What's wrong with that Black African man, I bought food for everyone but bought him NOTHING just to spite him, but he continued saying "Thank you sir". Is he mad?
Waiter: No sir, he is only thanking you for your spending. HE IS THE OWNER OF THE RESTAURANT!

Hahaha!
May God let all those who want to spite us, make costly mistakes that will put them to shame while we laugh at last!
Very funny grin grin drew a good laugh outta me

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Politics / Re: No Condolence Message From Buhari, El-Rufai 5 Days After Mailafia's Death by Slizzords: 5:47pm On Sep 23, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
Is the family brief the president or general public?
Speaking correct English is a big problem, ode zombie

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Slizzords: 5:32pm On Sep 23, 2021
abduleez1:
MALIGNANT .........7.9/10


Fvvk!! James Wan is a fvvking Genius!

A perfect mix of murder mystery/ slasher horror/ action thriller and drama. Damn, the Cinematography, VFX, Sound score, acting, writing and direction was on point. This movie just pulls you in with it. The twist at the end was kinda unexpected and the fight sequence, got damn.

Don't know if I'm over excited but this is a brilliant subversion of the genre. Not the usual run of the mill horror I was expecting.
Seems it was mildly inspired by SAW.


You need to see this ASAP.

See gem I was sleeping on in the past two days. cheesy
You need to see the way I was blushing grin grin grin when both sisters hugged each other at the ending. Very interesting movie

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