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Career / Re: Why You Should Never Pay Your Workers In Advance (pics) by Slizzords: 7:22pm On May 14
Throwback:
I have suffered this regret many times.

Humans are the same in every part of the world, just that some parts have a good legal system to keep humans in check.
See this one way never Comot for him village for ogbomoso dey talk

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Politics / Re: New Electricity Tariff: Band ‘A’ Homes May Spend N170,000 On Electricity Monthly by Slizzords: 7:46am On Apr 29
CountinBlessins:
Well it is worth it for 20 hrs of guaranteed power supply daily.
iffa talk wetin dey mind, am sure you'll commit suicide this morning
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by Slizzords: 9:00pm On Apr 09
CoronaVirusPro:


🤣🤣🤣🤣

Real Arsenal fans know they can never win UCL and have accepted faith, but Obidients will never accept faith even when reality stares at them.
You this old man never have sense oh undecided

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Car Talk / Re: My Dad Almost Died In The Night Because I Had No Car by Slizzords: 12:38pm On Apr 05
speedfreak:


Not surprised, used car market is a mess right now, spent 3 months looking until i found mine. Go offline and just drive around, watch out for cars with gallons on the roof for sale. Also consider increasing your search to neighboring states, got my car in abuja from lagos, flew down got a mechanic to inspect and drove back the next day. Kingreign does inspections in abuja, try sending him a PM.

Don't know much about the pilot but i would'nt advise getting an SUV as a first time buyer, try looking for 2002-2006 Crv...solid car that might be in your price range.
Thanks boss, I'll keep looking. I have inspected like 11cars and my female mechanic friend asked me not to buy them. You need to see the rubbish these people want to sell for me.
Car Talk / Re: My Dad Almost Died In The Night Because I Had No Car by Slizzords: 8:19am On Apr 05
tivta:

Just remember when buying a car have a special account for emergency repairs, cars are a big time money pit
God go provide
Car Talk / Re: My Dad Almost Died In The Night Because I Had No Car by Slizzords: 8:19am On Apr 05
I still never see good Nigerian used car buy oh!!

I recently want to go and check out a Nigerian Used Honda Pilot 2007 for 3million naira . Is it a good deal at that price ? I don dey tire o
Car Talk / Re: My Dad Almost Died In The Night Because I Had No Car by Slizzords: 12:55pm On Mar 28
speedfreak:


The Honda accord would be a good buy, carry out due dilligence and you would enjoy the car. Good fuel economy, decent oomph(avoid the v6 models tho), bulletproof engine, luxurious interior, available and relatively cheap parts. I've owned two and would gladly buy all over again. Forget the honda talk, you'd enjoy the car through and through. If you do get the car, i have a couple parts from my 2012 that i could give away.
What year model do you think Is good? Am going to inspect an Honda accord 2008 today.
Crime / Re: British Assassination Attempts On Akin Lawanson 2008 To 2024 by Slizzords: 12:41pm On Mar 28
You need help brother Akin, go back to yaba psychiatry hospital so you can be properly taken care of. Reach out to bro Gbolahan if you don't have the funds to help yourself
Car Talk / Re: My Dad Almost Died In The Night Because I Had No Car by Slizzords: 8:16am On Mar 27
Morphinne:

Hope he’s now feeling better? You weren’t specific about the car you want really. Do you want Foreign or Nigerian or used and sedan or SUV? Since your priority is mobility and fuel efficiency, I’ll advice that you go for foreign used Honda civic or a Nigerian used Toyota Corolla. I would sincerely not recommend the later because it attracts thieves and can be stolen/vandalized very easily but the earlier is not any better either at least, in the coming days because Uber have started approving them and what to expect is higher demand for it which will ultimately result to more theft. If you aren’t bothered about this issue (assuming you will invest in extensive security and not parking your car carelessly) then they are your best bet for fuel economy and reliability. If fueling won’t be a problem, then I would personally choose a duly inspected Nigerian used 2010 upwards Accord or naija used 05-08 Toyota Avalon or an 08-09 Honda CRV.
Also, pls avoid Hyundai and don’t buy any cheap luxury cars from Germany (bmw, Benz, Audi, Volkswagen etc) Cheap German cars are the most expensive! Don’t be fooled by their pricing because I’m sure you’ll be seeing Benz C series at ridiculous prices like 1.5-2.9 million. Don’t be fooled, they aren’t cheap and remember to not buy what others are running from since it’s your first car.
Good morning boss, he's feeling better now thanks. Prices of Tokunbo cars are over the roof now, so am looking at settling for a clean naija used sedan or Suv that won't have much issues. I went to inspect a Toyota camry05 yesterday and my female mechanic friend asked me not to buy it.

My mind is looking at a camry 2010, Honda accord 2010, just something with a little oomph, I don't like corolla because of the commonality on Nigerian roads.

If you have other suggestions too I wouldn't mind thanks
Car Talk / Re: My Dad Almost Died In The Night Because I Had No Car by Slizzords: 9:58pm On Mar 23
heffem:

Ain't you considering the 2012 model of mazda3 ? Easy to maintain and consumes lesser fuel
what do you think of the hyundai accent 2013 ?
Car Talk / Re: My Dad Almost Died In The Night Because I Had No Car by Slizzords: 9:21pm On Mar 23
Please don't look and pass. I need suggestions and advice

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Car Talk / Re: My Dad Almost Died In The Night Because I Had No Car by Slizzords: 9:13pm On Mar 23
kestolove95:
So you get this kind money you no buy car since? U go stingy
I no get money oh,car is just a necessity at this point in time for me

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Car Talk / Re: My Dad Almost Died In The Night Because I Had No Car by Slizzords: 9:12pm On Mar 23
nurey:


Sorry about your old man. Find
Honda civic 2003 2005 and 2006 upwards
Honda crv 2002 to 2006
Hyundai/kia Accent/Rio 2006 to 2010
Thanks boss, I recently saw a Naija used hyundai accent 2013 for 3.2m. Is it a good buy? What's the reliability of the car and hope it's not a car that gives problems
Car Talk / My Dad Almost Died In The Night Because I Had No Car by Slizzords: 8:54pm On Mar 23
My dad was recently very ill in the middle of the night and I was at his place, we couldn't get Uber to take him to hospital because of car no dey, thank God he didn't die. This episode made me think of getting a car at least for mobility sake if not for anything.

Please I need help of Gurus in the house, what car can I buy that'll save fuel, good reliability and won't cost much in terms of maintenance. My budget is between 3-3.5m

I will be in the comment section thanks for your contributions.

Cc nurey, gazzuzz , weyreypey, kingreign, marpol
Family / Re: I Just Made My First Million Naira. Wao by Slizzords: 1:46pm On Mar 23
Beauty4brain:
Baby girl just did it. Wao:

First of all, to all the people who are already millionaires out there through genuine hard work, I'm sending you a very big shout out. I celebrate you. It's not easy making money genuinely at all.
I feel awesome about myself, I know it's not a big deal for many, but to me, it is.
I want to appreciate God for the wisdom, for making me smart, intelligent, kind in business, not fraudulent and very active.
I want to appreciate myself for not giving up on this vision. I have always been trying hard to break this limitation and make my first million naira, but it's been so difficult.
For a very long time, since I graduated without any meaningful job, despite all my efforts to get a job, all to no avail.
Is either one old man is promising you job, and inviting you to his hotel room to take advantage of you. or people telling you to borrow money and buy a job. In a country where the intelligent ones without connections and money are left to struggle and die in poverty with their potentials.
I have always put pressure on myself to become successful. I have been trying to raise money for my business. Over time, I discovered, taking a loan is not easy, following men, is not an option either to my kind of person. I don't even consider that as an alternative, I always see myself as too dignified to trade my body for money. It's a personal decision though.

I'm not from a wealthy home, my dad is late and my mum has tried her best. as a young girl growing up, I've always desire to be extensively rich and I know I can achieve that.

I'm so excited last night, was the first time in my early thirties, I owned a million naira in my account and it's all mine, from my hard work. This money was gotten out of continuous saving ( little-little money). I didn't give up even when most times, I lose money, I have daily expenses, bills from every sides for my family and the rest challenges, I still made it. I'm into buying and selling and I have done well this time.
Congratulations to me. I'm a supper young woman. I'm so proud of myself.
Thank you Lord for helping me. I can say it anywhere that you have been my everything.


Share your experience, the first time you made your first million naira?
Me, I was so excited, I sang worship songs throughout, I was even crying.
What are you doing to make money legally?
Share your experience with us too

luke 12:15 says The life of a Man consisteth not in the abundance of the things he possesses. Making 1 million is good, but money isn't everything. I hope this new found wealth doesn't change you. Keep your eyes on God.

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Family / Re: I Just Made My First Million Naira. Wao by Slizzords: 1:45pm On Mar 23
The life of a Man consisteth not in the abundance of the things he possesses. Making 1 million is good, but money isn't everything. I hope this new found wealth doesn't change you. Keep your eyes on God.

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Health / Re: Why Porn Is Ruining The Lives Of Men by Slizzords: 5:11pm On Mar 08
TUTU147:
Porn and masturbation are silent killers,it almost ruined my life.The cause of weak erection is as a result of too much masturbating.I thank God I escaped it,and I pray for anyone going through same stress of quitting masturbation to receive the grace to quit.
How did you do it bro? Honestly am tired, the thing is demonic

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Health / Re: Why Porn Is Ruining The Lives Of Men by Slizzords: 5:03pm On Mar 08
My own is worse, I have prayed, fasted and done everything. I have been watching porn and masturbating everyweek for the past 8years. Sometimes I feel like killing myself
Family / Re: At 29 I Feel Suicidal Everyday I Wake Up by Slizzords: 10:55pm On Feb 16
akube34:
I am not trying to convince anyone. I just want him to believe.
You dunno who your story can help, we are plenty on this forum that feel suicide is the best option when we take into consideration the current state of things

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Romance / Re: My Current Situation. Help by Slizzords: 10:37am On Nov 04, 2023
Ibechris2:
U are the Third yoruba man I have see under 8hours on nairaland begging.

I thought u guys claimed this old man has the magic wand?

Wish u goodluck in begging.
Nairaland politics section has damaged your psyche, I really don't blame you anyways. You need help and I sincerely hope you aren't like this in real life.
Business / Re: FG Moves To Digitise FX Transactions To Punish Naira Speculators by Slizzords: 2:22pm On Oct 24, 2023
EcoNews:
Same you that is monitoring another Nairalander is asking if the perosn no get job ...😂😂😂. Nothing perosn no go see from foolish obidient on Nairaland.


U dey reply me by 1a.m midnight, get a life and be useful to yourself and family. Stop stalking nairaland for posts
Business / Re: FG Moves To Digitise FX Transactions To Punish Naira Speculators by Slizzords: 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Speculators currently behind the unpatriotic and criminal arbitrage are already trapped with the executive orders and will get burnt las las ni

They want to keep on speculating , hype the overvalued street value of USD and call it parallel market price or projection. Smh. Eyin obaiye je lo ma re.

This current FG will not go borrowing money or use hard-earned forex inflow to fight against the overvalued US dollar on the streets. You all will get burnt las las.

Those being deceived to keep hoarding forex will get burnt severely las las. It's laughable ignorance when poorly educated people who have almost 100% of their day to day expenses in naira still go and hoard forex and crowd out those who genuinely need it. If they don't get burnt, no defence of the naira will. Not even EFCC that Mr Emefiele kept sending after them will make them stop.

I am 100% in support of the steps FG through CBN is taking to allow free float to determine our real aggregate demand till those unpatriotic elements are burnt by real market forces.

God bless President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. God bless Mr Cardoso. God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!
You must be a very jobless fellow because I mean you're always present like a recurring decimal. Oga you no get work ni?

Just come here dey talk rubbish all the time.

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Phones / Re: Samsung S21 Ultra Or Iphone 13 Pro Max by Slizzords: 11:35pm On Oct 16, 2023
umarfantami:
how much did you buy it
Na my padi way dey sell phones sell am to me, the price is higher in the market . I got it below market price
Phones / Re: Samsung S21 Ultra Or Iphone 13 Pro Max by Slizzords: 10:47pm On Oct 16, 2023
So guys I eventually bought myself a brand new sealed Samsung s21 ultra, hopefully it serves purpose . Thanks for your recommendations and contributions.

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Phones / Re: Samsung Official Thread by Slizzords: 9:43am On Oct 08, 2023
Dwightventures:


I once told someone here the solution but I got no love. So, no free info. Buy one of my numerous phones at competitive prices and I'll give you a hint.
Some of you guys here are just unbelievably cow-like, go to the xioami thread and see how people help themselves out whenever phones of members have issues, everyone tries to proffer solutions.

You even have the guts to ask others for help on that thread and people proffer solutions to you yet you can’t reciprocate by sharing info to the guy whose note 10 plus has issues. You are sick in the head aswear.

I see you sell phones, I don’t think I’d like to patronize someone like you ever

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Phones / Re: Samsung Official Thread by Slizzords: 9:34am On Oct 08, 2023
Blaqq2:
One last time
S20 5g or iPhone 11
I need advice from sellers and users
What are pros and cons
Go with iPhone 11
Phones / Re: Samsung S21 Ultra Or Iphone 13 Pro Max by Slizzords: 2:01pm On Oct 07, 2023
micxwell:

@The bolded. I disagree with you. Redmi Note 10 Pro maybe 2years old but saying the camera is bad, like outrightly bad! I disagree. Just say you want MORE.
Can you drop 4 different samples of your shots on this thread?
If I show you shots that were taken by Redmi Note 10 pro as of now I'm sure you won't believe it.

N.B I use Redmi Note 10 pro and Pixel 5A (that's being advertised to you up there).

I'll advise that you should just get more knowledge about your phone camera, save more and buy something better.
The pixel 5a camera is better than the Redmi note 10 pro though Redmi camera isn’t all that bad.

Pixel 7a was what the guy advertised up there but I don’t think the battery life is all that good based on reviews I read online.

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