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Justeenaleo:
Freeze is just Foolish, talks a lot, not worthy to be called a man....or woman.
The girl's brows are on fleek, and nothing is wrong with the knuckles, his lines are dead,he should go play with his age mates.
Pussyassnigga.

chai this girl wicked. so what should we call him amaphrodite ? lol.

op if u dey talk about Igbo girls or d 70s and 80s I agree. but Igbo girls of 90s make sense jare

30million naira

buharisbae:
all men want thick girls deal with it

fat can be sexy too

men need something they can grab not dry bone my own opinion tho

op u sef compare and contrast yourself to burariesbae. slim girls kor, I m sure if u were a guy you would choose her over you. thick girls rock

makydebbie:
lol..thanks....there must be citrus in ur sperm for it to taste like chivita

lol, you should come taste it yourself, then give testimony afterwards. u won't be disappointed

and you forgot to add the fact that slim girls are deep like the ocean

KashyBaby:

this kashybaby dey always dey any thread wey dem mention sex. chai na so you like d tin reach

op I suspect that you ve mouth ordour, tagged with body ordour too. my advice: no let TomTom dey finish for ya pocket. thank me later

makydebbie:
until sperm has the same taste with chivita...aint gonna lick it!

u and I would make a perfect couple. and my sperm tastes even better than chivita I can guarantee you that fact. u r pretty tho

the video is on xvideos jare. and it had only one girl in it. seemed to me like rape. op u r a liar, I nor see 42 women for d bid, na only that girl wey siddon for chair

buharisbae:
ure handsome!

if you weren't already taken, I would start saving to come pay your bride price

TheSpecial0ne:
Anita wey dey always beg rich men for gifts on Instagram. Proper Ashawo wey no get shame.

I suppose your street is next to hers on Instagram.

everydayperson:
Anita is not cheap.. paid N20k to meet her another N20k to kpansh her.. still have her number.. anyone?

lie Muhammad, tiri gbosa for you. gbosa gbosa gbosa. may God have mercy on your soul

I ve never seen a big boob stand firm, the weight always finds a way to pull it down. as for me her boobs is okay and lovely. whoever expects a boob as big as someone's head to stand firm is a donkey. she is hot

buharisbae:
its no news that can or tinned food causes cancer when not packed tight

I for explain chemistry small buh no time

anyways Dangote take note!

you r pretty.

two of una nor get work. I just hope the crew made it out safe. God bless every seafarer, God protect us

nairalanddotorg:
Nurses are often commended for having
‘the patience of a saint’, for our
bottomless supply of kindness and
willingness to work all the hours under
the sun… of course, it’s never quite as
simple as it seems.

Nurses are human too, and just like
everyone else, little things we hear
every day can get under our skin. When
we hear them a few too many times, it
starts to itch…
So, just what should you never say to a
nurse?

1. ‘So why didn’t you become a doctor?’

Never say this to us. Never. Whether
you’re trying to imply that we’re smart
enough to make it through medical
school, or the opposite… it doesn’t
matter.
Nursing and medicine are two
completely different jobs and trust us,
we wouldn’t be nurses if we didn’t want
to be.
We’re definitely not in it for the money,
anyway – not when the Government is
giving us a 1 per cent pay rise and
keeping 10 times as much as that for
themselves…

2. ‘Nurses just help the doctors out,
right?’

No, not quite.
Doctors make decisions based on the
information we give them because we’re
around our patients the whole time,
monitoring them, talking to them,
observing them, whereas doctors nearly
always have somewhere else to be and
something else to do.
It isn’t that we help the doctors, it’s that
we make it possible for the doctors to
do their jobs at all.
When something goes wrong… who do
you think is going to be next to you
first?

3. ‘What’s happening to…?’

Think about it for a moment. Would you
want us to go telling your neighbour all
about your medical care? I doubt it.
Please don’t ask us: we can’t possibly
explain, and having to tell you that is
slightly embarrassing… if not for you,
then definitely for us.

4. ‘Can you score me…?’

Just because you’ve seen Gregory
House mainlining vicodin like it’s water,
and Nurse Jackie slipping oxycodone
into her scrubs pockets… doesn’t mean
that’s what healthcare professionals
can actually get away with.
Not to mention the fact that it’s more
than just a little bit illegal. (Yes, we
watch those shows too. Apparently, we
just can’t get enough of it…)

5. ‘Anyone can be a nurse.’

Yep, anyone can make it through a
numeracy exam and a formal interview
before even being offered a place at
university.
And anyone can to get through three
years of university education, spending
50 per cent of their course doing the job
of a nurse, while collecting a bursary
that might barely add up to a third of a
qualified nurse’s salary.
16 things only student nurses will
understand
And anyone can do that while also
writing essays and revising for exams,
before getting character references to
prove they are in fact a good enough
person to enter this workforce that’s
being cut left, right and centre despite
the opposite being needed.

6. ‘I mean, all you do is empty urine
bags and bring dinner, right?’

Well, no – there’s also the handling of
controlled drugs, measuring what your
vital organs are up to, looking out for
things going wrong. And if they do,
knowing what to do about it if there’s
no doctor around.
Someone will be watching over you
24/7, making notes, ensuring that
everything is documented so that no
matter who’s in charge of the next shift,
everybody knows how well you’ve been,
how well they should expect you to be,
and how quickly to react if something
seems to be changing.
If there was one right thing said on
Nurse Jackie, it was this: ‘Doctors
diagnose. Nurses save lives.’
Sure, the doctors do a lot of hard work.
But they make their decisions based on
what we tell them.

7. ‘What’s taking so long?!’

Any number of things: the other patients
that you’re here on the ward with. A
phonecall from a concerned family
member. A visitor asking if they can
take their relative off the ward for some
fresh air and a coffee.
Making notes about your care.
Concentrating on making sure I don’t
give someone the wrong kind of drug or
the wrong amount.
Again, our job is far more complicated
than it probably looks!

8. ‘Hellooooo, nurse!’

Yes, yes, the sexy nurse trope. We
know. But really?
Our uniform looks like pyjamas, and
we’ve just been cleaning your urinary
catheter.
Even if it wasn’t gross professional
misconduct to have a fling with a
patient who thinks we’re hot… we
probably don’t feel terribly attractive in
scrubs, and it’s very unlikely we’ve got
a thing for someone who we’ve seen in
that situation…

9. ‘Do you only date doctors?’

Whilst I’m sure it’s true that some
nurses get into relationships with co-
workers, those nurses who do feel
they’ve got the time and energy for a
relationship almost certainly don’t want
to be going home to someone they see
at work…
Who wants to hear about medicine over
breakfast, lunch AND dinner?

10. ‘Why don’t you just smile?’

We work long hours, we listen to the
things on this list every day, constantly
feeling like our profession isn’t
respected at all, and it’s been days
since we properly sat down with our
families.
We’re overworked and short-staffed,
and sometimes, we just want to sit
down and cry. But we keep on keeping
on…

11. And lastly… ‘I’m just a nurse…’

Yeah, that’s right. This one goes out to
all the other nurses out there.
If there’s one thing I hate hearing more
than anything else, it’s nurses putting
themselves down.
Exhausted nurse sums up what many
NHS workers think of Jeremy Hunt
We slog all hours of the day, we do the
seven-day-service that the government
is trying to ‘introduce’, we work hard for
our patients and their families and
carers, and we work weird shift patterns
that interfere with our social lives.
It’s very possible that, in order to
ensure other people have the best lives
they can, we miss our own kids growing
up.
We are never ‘just a nurse’. We are
amazing!



Source:http://
metro.co.uk/2015/07/29/11-things-
you-should-never-say-to-a-
nurse-5314394/

And you forgot to add that nurses like to be dickmatized. they like dick nor be small

op I wanna let you in on a secret. whatever makes a girl collects money from you after or before sex, let's just say whatever makes her demand money for sex, whatever she does or ll do would ve no effect on you.

send her a fax

Jalubarika:
I once ran into some beings doing it inside rain .
Uniuyo nyt Class ehn.
Do not quote me.

lie muhammed

KashyBaby:
So what they gonna do with that pregnant monkey?


Everybody must be curious now how her baby looks like...

and u seriously believe say human fit impregnate monkey? may lord ve mercy on your soul

from his appearance you ll know he has no job, his ambition would to be like wizkid and make noise for our ear. when your dad was your age he don born you dey pay rent, send money go give family for villa. but u dey here dey drag say u fine. no one is ugly, they just broke. that said, young man receive sense

skyhighweb:
tell me

Behind boko haram member. but bros u r too old for dis na

Emimoney:
am lost of words i love u

oga na lost for words not lost of words. #receiveSense

K360Degree:
I
ts a time out on the beach and we hard it rite on the beach sand.... so funny

the girls kittykat must ve been sandy at the time right?

donkizzydaboss:
Mine happened last year with ma then new babe,i talk her into u know,she did agreed after much pestering,we both did agreed on a date and time but all along we never talk bou venue,d agreed date nd time came bt venue was hindering we both from the main,we both wanted it xo much,we waited for the place to get darker since it was a quiet street,we then got to a shop suited for the action,raised ha gown,took down the second layer she wore underneath,nd bhold came d panty,she needed not 2 be told before she did the needful of rolling down ha panty..you know the rest...share your experiences both males and females

if the tale u narrated is nothing but the truth then I weep for your parents cos ur gf is classless, gutter girl, no self worth, no dignity, no shame. makes the two of you cos u r a disappointment. fvcking by d roadside. may lord ve mercy on your soul

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ellacute45:
Igbo Language is in Google translate though

u ain't invited here so bounce. we understand ourselves we need no translator

holmez:
Nonsense school!
if i hadn't schooled in the school, i wouldn't have known how substandard the school is.
The Academy is just overrated.
lack of basic facilities and poor hostel conditions(jam packed cabins) coupled with substandard lecturers and lack of basic teaching aids and technology(no training vessel).
A maritime school where you are not even taught how to swim(except you register and pay for STCW courses).
You are subjected to harsh military training and left with little or no time for your books.
i wouldnt wish my enemy to study there. In conclusion, at OP, i don't think you made a mistake studying there, you were obviously just misinformed about the credibility of the institution

I rep oceanography, we may not know drills like you guyz. but academically we d best

Emexix:
The maritime academy of Nigeria oron is the only federal marine school is Nigeria.

The school which boasts of 4300+ trained Nigerian merchant Navy officers and over 65,000 other workers in the maritime industry since 1983 to 2015 and at this point is still below par in its academic excellence.

I enrolled for a short course which ran all through 2015, it was a 10months course of 2 semesters which I completed November last year.


Fast forward to may 2016, No result, No certificate to forge ahead in my career.

Like everyother professional career which requires both theoretical and practical experience to excel, the marine industry both deck and engine requires more practical experience.
But for my 2 semesters in the school, the lecturers could only teach u on the white marker board since the school lack basic equipments to take u practicals.
Well since I already work onboard ships, I have knowledge of the practicals so I wasn't really bothered but how about those who haven't?

Having completed the course, paid in full and having no issue whatsoever, not even the first semester result have been released, we where only 30 candidates for the session so I see no reason why they should withhold it.
We contacted the H. O. D who confirmed that the results are ready but the school have to setup a board meeting to deliberate on it before it could be released, (this was since mid February). Now the pain here is, the new session for 2016 will be starting first semester exams Monday may 23rd, without the results of the previous session released.
Having made the calculations, if they should go ahead to write the exams, and they eventually release the result, anyone having any issue like carry over will have to wait till 2017 to rewrite it and then wait again to same time 2018 to get your certificate. This is like running a programme of 1 year for 4 years due to negligence on the part of the scrappy institution.

A colleague who ran the same short course in a private institution same time last year and paid far less to what I paid to a federal institution as tuition already got his certificate and he will be rounding up his officers course by June this year while am still here with year half spent still waiting for a result which is probably sitting on the desk of someone covered in dust.






Fynestboi, Richiez, olawalebabs lalasticlala.. Mods help.

oga let me correct an impression MAN oron is not the only federal maritime institution in Nigeria. I went to fcfmt oceanography, I m 5months into my cadetship I studied nautical science and I can boldly tell you I ve my certificate with me. I guess you enrolled for coxuaine, or some sort those who enroll for such short courses never have carry over I ve friends at oron who ve their certificate with em 3 months after graduation. this is surprising. I ve never heard such a negative or derogatory comment abt man oron. so I ll advice you to run some checks. I greet every ahoy

but I really don't know why this Fulani people keep killing. to what purpose? states shouldn't allow em into their states na. innocent people dying everyday. lord have mercy