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shortgun: Guy, why everything just small for your side................. Smallpenis, small brain, smallest intelligence.

na so God do am oooo

temigracie: ...Na like that the thing dey start small small....

I am telling you, small, small.

Yungwizzzy: I thought we settled that you won't open this thread??


Now everybody's aware

you just exposed yourself
I didn't say anything.
and davido( andyblaze ) keep hiding o!
oga banky Wellington ( boiledcorn ), be hiding too o!

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I have updated, Thank y'all for following including those I didn't Mention.
More Updates to come this evening.

GDB NEWS

New Signing, Daniel Akin has picked up a major hamstring injury and would be out for the pre-season friendlies.
He picked up the injury during training in a collision with Cavenaghi.
The GDB Team and Danny have expressed their disappointment at the issue.
Hopefully he will be out of Injury before the Ligue1 kick-offs.

PES SPORT NEWS

Danny has been Unveiled at GDB (Girondins de Bordeaux).
The young Nigerian joined GDB for a fee of £2,068,000
He will be wearing the No.99 jersey for the same reason he wore it at Man Utd.
He will be joining star midfielder, Xabi Alonso, who GDB bought for £35million and striker Cavenaghi.
He says he was excited to be back at the Ligue1.
GDB have a chance at the Champions League as they will be playing the play-offs after coming 3rd last season.

The coach had this to say;"we are very happy to have the young lad here with us, I watched his progress at United last season and he was absolutely wonderful.we had him on our rader and are very excited to have landed the hot prospect, especially after his display at the AFCON."

Danny says he has started meeting with his new teammates and they have been fun to train with.
The pre-season friendlies are about to go underway and hopefully Danny would show what he learnt at the EPL.

I just discovered it,my friend's brother is a musician "Klymax" of "fantasy" and he is wizkid's friend,they were talking yesterday on phone and when I heard the voice,I said the person sounded like wizzy and klymax said it was,I asked if I could talk to him and when he agreed,I said I was a fan and commended him for his good work,then I asked if he was on NL and he said yes,I asked him for his moniker and when he told me,I couldnt believe its someone well known on NL but has been hiding his true identity,he asked me not to expose him though,and he says he doesnt come on NL that often.
Wizzy,I no reveal your moniker,just doing my obligation to my fellow NLanders say you dey NL.
Wizzy,just come out and stop dey hide,you dey even enter Sexuality section ,chai!

Haryoryhemie: am I kidding you?

no,am not

LarrySun: #3. Jack Churchill

Who Was He?

An allied commander in WWII, and an avid fan of surfing, Captain Jack
Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill aka "Fighting Jack Churchill" aka "Mad
Jack" was basically the craziest motherf*cker in the whole damn war.
He volunteered for commando duty, not actually knowing what it entailed, but knowing that it sounded dangerous, and therefore fun. He is best known for saying that "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" and, in following with this, for carrying a sword into battle. In WWII.

And not one of those sissy ceremonial things the Marines have. No, Jack
carried a fucking claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword.

Churchill and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification
creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the
group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as
he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were
lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of
them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally
wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Churchill.

When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big freaking sword.

After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked
out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again.
After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"

when I told him the African charm would work,he still didnt believe until I convinced him to use it.

#ThankGodIMissedTheTitanicVoyage

#OldManStillOnNLand(c)1800BC

Bolt2011: Please type something. This dot is not an answer

I have answered,I put the dot so I can have space to comment well.
Oh! My smallpenis has suffered

As for me,I cooked peppersoup indomie for me and my padis,after I cut the pepper,I say mah go pee,as i do my bizness now,i comot,next thing na warmness I start de feel like robb,when I shout and my padis ask me wetin happen,na my teary eyes,my hand for my peanus and the pepper wey i dey point to explain,dettol ice cool soap and cold water worsen the condition for me.omo mehn, I couldnt sleep well,sha the thing later reduced the next day sha.oh! My smallpenis,you have seen something.
#BadTimes,BadTimes

Sorry for not updating guys,was so busy today,will try to update tonight if possible.
Thank y'all,you keep the thread going.

HarrveySpecter: So she's taking them to show God as good she has done, that's what your trying to say?

what he is trying to say is that,we all know she has done good and so she deserved all those awards,it is a mark she has laid down as a sign to us and we all know its true,well God know her heart and those medals represent her good work,so even if she de go hell,we believe say she do good and if she de go heaven,the awaeds are a mark to show that okay all her good was from her heart.

And that bros saying the awards are vanity,they are not because people gave them to her,she didnt buy them with stolen money.

An american man who just got newly wedded decided to get a tattoo of his wife's name on his peanus.so he went to a tattoo shop and got the tattoo,his wife's name is 'Wendy' so the tattoo reads 'WENDY' when erect but it reads 'WY' when flat(flaccid).
When he got home he took his bath and started caressing his wife,when his peanus got erect he removed his trousers and showed his peanus to his wife,when his wife saw the "gift" she was so excited,then he asked her to ask for anything so she said "let us go on vacation to Lagos,Nigeria,I'll like to see the Bar beach and maybe later we could go to abuja to see the Millenium Park and WONDERLAND."
So the next week they left for Lagos,when they arrived they decided to lodge at the Eko Hotel and Suite,while they were waiting at the reception,the man decided to pee in the toilet cubicle,when he got there and was about to pee,he saw a black man standing by him with "WY" also on his peanus,so he asked "sorry,for asking but i couldnt help but notice your tattoo,do you by chance have a girlfriend named Wendy?" ,The black man replied "No!,I work with the Nigerian Airport and Tourism Authority,mine reads 'Welcome to Nigeria,enjoy your staY'." The american man fainted.
na which person own big pass?

Copy and paste

Photoshop??

Gay Alert!!!
see bre.ast dey show like woman own sef.

SMSPAWA= shaking my smallpenis and walking away.

Danny will be Unveiled at Girondins de Bordeaux tomorrow.