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Jskelly11: What are the accesories that comes with it

2pads(1rechargeable the other uses 2AA batteries)

pad charger

AV cord(yellow,white,red)

extension wires that look like a laptop's charger

xbox live online pack

the Xbox console itself

acenazt: Lucky Bele: One Day in 2012 while I was still in school I was soooo hungry I couldn't sleep so I walked up to the dining. On reaching there I looked through the burglary proof window and to my Luck I saw a big plate of Rice and 5 pieces of meat. I choped d rice till I was filled and gave the remaining to my friend who foolishly took the plate to dining the next morning.
The food belonged to our badass wicked labor prefect Ali Boss(Rip) and that boy took the beating of his life instead of me who saw and ate most of the food.

lucky bele indeed

what of your plantain,
black or yellow??

jennylove7575: ha ha h how u know? Ha ha ha

chisos!!! what am I seeing in your profile picture?!
gistmelove, comot that small girl br.east make we see Jenny well, chai!
hope you can manage my smallpenis?

pervert!!! checking out his own sister!
SMSPAWA= shaking my smallpenis and walking away

P.S= which grade you comot with, C of A or 3rd class??

Abajosax007: thanks, i saved the page, i'll read it later

okay o

Spaxon: wait.... Are the mods afraid of banning dz guy?? jst askn

the consequence of his offence is deleting his threads, but he has four accounts and keeps coming back with frivolous stories.

#1.Autopilot
A pilot named Gary Foust was conducting a routine training mission in his F-106A Delta Dart fighter plane out of Malmstrom Air Force
Base in Montana when disaster struck in February of 1970. His plane started a flat spin, where the plane is upright but spinning like a
merry-go-round, and Foust was unable to recover normal flight no matter what he tried. He ejected to safety, only to then notice the
plane recover on it's own and glide off into the distance, landing in a cornfield. The plane suffered minimal damage while Foust landed in
the mountains and needed rescuing.


#2. Head Banger
Normally pools contain "no diving" signs to prevent people from serious injury due to diving into the shallow end of a pool and hitting
their head. One man, however, after hitting his head at the bottom of a pool awoke with the condition known as aquired musical savant
syndrome. He had become a great pianist without any prior training. I would definitely not recommend trying this at home, as this case
is extremely lucky.

#3. In Plane Sight
56 year old David Zehntner was flying his Cessna plane over his ranch in Florida when he noticed something odd by his house. A strange
truck had appeared, and a man was peering in through his home's windows. Shortly afterwards, the man hooked Zehntner's trailer to his
truck and drove away, committing the robbery in plain sight of the Cessna. Zehntner was able to follow the man enough to give police a
detailed report as soon as he landed which led to his arrest about 30 minutes later.

#4. Crazy Coincidence
A company, owned by Larry Silverstein, that was leasing the World Trade Center had scheduled a meeting for 9/11/2001 on the 88th
floor of Tower 1 to discuss what to do in the event of a terrorist attack. Fortunately for those involved, the meeting was rescheduled
the night before because someone couldn't attend. Unfortunately, the meeting was too late to make a difference

#5. Free Falling
A German high school student, only 17 years old, survived a plane crash at 10,000 ft in the air. The plane was struck by lightning and
broke apart resulting in her plummeting to the earth still strapped to her seat. She somehow lived, but that is when her luck ran out as
she then had to trek 9 days through the Peruvian Rainforest to find civilization

#6. Music Saved My Life
In 1795, the composer Joseph Haydn conducted the premiere of his 102nd symphony in person which peaked the interest of the audience.
The crowd pressed forward out of their seats to get a closer look at the famous composer. Moments later, a chandelier crashed to the
floor in the middle of the hall where the seats had emptied, killing no one and giving this piece the name "The Miracle" as the crowd
chanted afterwards.

#7. Rescue Squad
James Tuhikarama was another heart attack victim who lived due to the luckiest of coincidences. He was surfing in New Zealand when a
heart attack struck which caused him to wipe out and lose consciousness. Fortunately for him, a lifeguarding class was taking place in a
building nearby with a perfect view of the beach. When the instructor saw what happened, he rushed the whole class to save him, and
together they were able to perform CPR for over an hour until an ambulance came which would have been impossible for one man alone.

#8. Warms Your Heart
In 1988, a 2-and-a-half year old girl, Michelle Funk, fell into a creek and was submerged for 66 minutes. When rescuers arrived she
didn't have pulse and was not breathing, suffering from a very bad case of hypothermia. She was put into a blood warming heart and
lung machine, and when it reached 77 degrees she came back to life with a gasp of air and is now living a normal life to this day after a
few weeks of recovery.

#9. Football Cure
One man's passion for the Green Bay Packers ended up saving his life. In order to afford tickets to the games, he would donate his
blood. He learned later on that he had a potentially fatal blood disease called hemachromatosis that was treatable through blood
donation. He had unknowingly been saving his life the entire time.

#10. Is There A Doctor On Board?
This grandmother had the misfortune of having a heart attack, but could not have picked a luckier time to have one. She was on a flight
to Orlando, which sounds bad, but when the stewardess asked if there was a doctor on board, 15 stood up and attended to her
immediately. They were on their way to a cardiology conference.

really lucky people, share other experiences you know.

TVTKOKO: Hey class,apparently this is just a comprehension so it's time for questions and answers.
1.what is the name of the girl in the passage?
2.if the writer is 37 yrs old,how old was he when he found his first love?
3.this writer is blieved to be insane.True/False
4.describe the writer in one word

1. Chika
2. 44 years
3. False, he is just MAD not INSANE
4. MUMU!!!

Andyblaze: Ur advice is needed.am from Anambra state though
am not in Naija at the moment,am 34.I dated a girl
from lmo state between 2004 and 2006 b4 travelling
out of Naija 2007.this girl happen to be my first love
and we love each other so much but,I happen to be
the one that termnated the relationship because,the
mum invited me for a round table talk.her reason of
our discusion was to know if my air my aim with the
daughter would end up in marriage or if its just bf
and gf.being that I justed started life then and
couldn't take perfect care of myself then,not to talk
of thinking about marriage,I replied the mom that we
are till in bf and gf but,if its the will of God dat I
would get married go the daughter,that it would
surely take place.I didn't want to make a promise I
wasn't sure of fulfiling.she now said ok,that she only
wanted to know my intention.I left after the meeting
but,didn't feel comforable with the r/ship thereafter
because,I started seeing it that I was hindering her from
getting married which I told her though,she said I
shouldn't mind her mom but,then I was no longer
comfortable with the whole think,that was how I
terminated the r/ship against her wish,because I needed
to make money first and stand on my own b4 getting
married.my problem now is that am ready to get
married now but,am finding difficult to see a girl and
love the way I use to love this my first love.this is a
serious problem because,I have been in this situation for
bearly 2yrs now and my Chika has gotten married
since 3yrs back.plz,advice me on how I can get my
mind off so that I can focus and find love again,tnx




#BITG

you wey say your provisions woman say you dey sleep with the daughter, now you say you leave 9ja 2007, Kai! Andy!
#!AndyBlazeTryingToMakeFrontPage(c)1800BC

Ugosonic: ]

I have been trying to search for glo cheat but whenever i tell my friends dis,they do mock me ,but not untill i discovered a cheat. just follow the step am gonna give to u rightly....................

STEP 1: to get this code working first register HERE
load the 200# glo airtime on the glo sim u want to activate the cheat on,if u are on glo bounce,u will be given 30mb free without touching the airtime

STEP 2:quickly dial *127*124*1#,it will tell INVALID APPLICATION.....

STEP 3:U just ignore it and dial *127*0# to check ur mb,u willy see ur 500mb but u will not be able to use it immediately........

STEP 4:So u will av to remove ur sim for 20 minutes and put it back...........

u can now start using ur 500mb +30mb(if u are on bounce) =530mb.........

insert ur sim in any 3g network phone and use till u get tired

Note: it last for just 1weekends

see small boy wey wan cheat him fathers o!
no one needs to register in that link, it leads to his local wapka site (mobileguru), yeye wey dey look for members for him yeye site
if I see you for NL again trying to cheat people, your banning go get career.
rubbish! gerrout of here!

#YeyeDeySmellAndNaYeyeGoKillAm

#SMSPAWA= shaking my smallpenis and walking away

"We go to US,Nigeria,Korea,Ghana"

mehn,that part is bleeped up! And the autotuning just too much. Mtsew!

SMSPAWA=shaking my smallpenis and walking away

ladywise: 20gb

20?? or 200??

Jskelly11: How many GB ma

mine is 250GB
should I share the pictures with you??

scam!!!

MODIFIED; 51st to comment!
I'll like to thank y'all for this opportunity
and last but not least, I'll like y'all to appreciate the WISDOM of my smallpenis

Jskelly11: post pics of the console i will like to buy

ask her how many GB is the storage memory of the game.
the 1 on the picture looks like mine but mine is black.
the chipped is good, it will allow you play even PS3 games apart from Xbox games.

GDB NEWS

GDB have won their first match of the season after beating PSG 6-4
Danny scored all goals and fans are now calling him The Sixth god after GDB achieved the same feat through Danny in their UEFA champions league playoffs.
Danny says he thanks the fans, manager and his teammates for standing by him and believing in him throughout the time of his injury.
he promised to give more to the team.
PSG are no doubt missing their former NO.1 striker, Ibrahimovic.





**sorry guys for not updating earlier, my game is still being updated and I injured my thumb, I had to collect it and play the game through pains**
and this issue of NEPA sef, sha, God dey.
updates would come tomorrow after the game update, or maybe later this evening.
Thanks for understanding y'all.

I wonder why Gaming topics dont get to front page.There are really some sensible threads for the gaming community.

Thats nice,another to add to my collection.

Where are you guys located?
I'll need the Xbox360 Live Card

Jskelly11: ok but its to short na only football you get you no get FPS

The FPS wey I been get na 'Red River',I borrow my friend na him the guy lost am. Mehn that game been sweet die!

PES SPORT NEWS

Danny plays in the Champions League playoffs, despite not showing if he was worth the first team in the preseason.
The Manager before the match against AZ said he had faith in Danny and was already impressed by his display at the AFCON.
Danny did prove his worth as GDB thrashed AZ 6-3, with Danny scoring 5 goals as a CF, Cavenaghi sealed the game by scoring the last goal to give GDB the victory.
Danny says he was really happy and impressed with the chemistry in the team.
Fans of GDB sang Danny's praises as he was substituted in the 75th minute, Danny has also been tipped to feature in the first league game against PSG, who have sold their star striker Ibrahimovic to Man United and the club has also been sold to a Turkish Millionaire, from Billionaire boss to Millionaire boss, how would PSG cope?, we wish them all the best.



***sorry for the short update guys, I took the game for an Upgrade, so as to get Nigeria's 2014 Jersey.***

flolancracker: The users above me need deliverance.

Quote for sale 2kobo

benELOHIM7: what of oga don moen (mi_corazon)

he don leave NL tey tey