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Jokes EtcRe: Extremely Funny Church Posters (+pictures) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:43pm On Aug 23, 2014
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Jokes EtcRe: Extremely Funny Church Posters (+pictures) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:40pm On Aug 23, 2014
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Jokes EtcExtremely Funny Church Posters (+pictures) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:38pm On Aug 23, 2014
God, na like this we go dey?? see posters abeg. grin

EducationRe: So Many People Will Get This Wrong: What Is The Opposite Of Red? by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:18pm On Aug 23, 2014
Colors really don't have opposites. Each color is created by the reflection of a particular frequency in white light,ranging fron red (longest) to violet (shortest).
CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Most Glamorous UNN Campus Babes by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:10pm On Aug 23, 2014
see where " Ikpe Igbe Joy" bre*st dey grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Thread For Rozzay Nd Her Baby Boo Sameer1212(nlanders Kip Off) by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:49pm On Aug 23, 2014
sameer1212: oya explain ursef den grin
You have a SMALLPENIS grin
PoliticsRe: Where Is The Man That Gave Obasanjo Some Punches A Few Years Back? by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:41pm On Aug 23, 2014
I JUST DEY LAFF!!! grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Thread For Rozzay Nd Her Baby Boo Sameer1212(nlanders Kip Off) by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:29pm On Aug 23, 2014
sameer1212: shocked aint do gayhuh
whose gay?? undecided
GamingRe: Make Me An Offer For These 12 Xbox360 Games by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:37pm On Aug 23, 2014
Maitommi: I'm looking to sell all for 5k. Ilorin.
am at Minna, so how do we meet., and I almost bought 1 for 5k.
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ~ Road To Total Massacre I : Iamaromolaeran Vs Vickybash ~ * * * by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:30pm On Aug 23, 2014
Damn! sic flows! *clapping*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Thread For Rozzay Nd Her Baby Boo Sameer1212(nlanders Kip Off) by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:18pm On Aug 23, 2014
sameer1212: hi love, hw r u today? hope u r gud were eva u r ?
yes baby, I am, this is my new moniker, I named it after you *kisses* grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (2 - 0) On 23rd August 2014 by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:32pm On Aug 23, 2014
We nova get the required players.

#IfIwasCoachForAday
GamingRe: Make Me An Offer For These 12 Xbox360 Games by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:09pm On Aug 23, 2014
Maitommi: Make mea reasonable offer for these cds
how much for the fifa12 and where do you reside?
GamingRe: Make Me An Offer For These 12 Xbox360 Games by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:07pm On Aug 23, 2014
How much would you sell the fifa12?
GamingRe: Fifa 15 Out On September 26 !!! Is Nigeria Going To Be Included This Time ? by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:30pm On Aug 23, 2014
daveP: I wondered why PES spelt names wrongly-

Toshit-shittu
Etelana-Enyeama
Ogardingie-Odemwingie
Moier-Moses
Yoto-Yobo
Taye Kauyo-Taye Taiwo


only Mikel is correct.....
when playing the game modes, their names are corrected but in friendly they have wrong names

y'all should check out my become a legend (PES) story
www.nairaland.com/1867089/legend-story-pictures-comedy-mode
GamingRe: FIFA Vs Pro Evolution Soccer(pes),which Is Better? by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:13pm On Aug 23, 2014
FIFA in terms of gameplay and licenses

PES in terms of graphics and game modes



so you choose, what do you want., licenses, game modes, gameplay or graphics?? cool
SportsRe: My Ordeal At Chelsea: Torres Revealed Amidst Tears by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:04pm On Aug 23, 2014
am moved, you can come on loan to enyimba if you want cry
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:44pm On Aug 23, 2014
EllaD101: Hello, am new in this forum, pls how do I post topic. Tanx
Blaze, BoiledCorn view her profile picture, I am seeing something grin
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:41pm On Aug 23, 2014
I read the story, looked at the OP's moniker, and when I saw andyblaze, I just laughed and walked away.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 12:29pm On Aug 23, 2014
PES SPORT NEWS

Tensions At Trafford??

word has it that Danny had an argument with his manager during training for not allowing him play full matches, and it seems the big boss is mad at Danny as he has refused to play him in two league matches, even after Danny scored for Nigeria in their 1:1 friendly draw with an 'out of form' Spain.

the scores from the matches are as follows;

Tottenham 2:2 Man Utd

Liverpool 2:0 Man Utd
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 12:22pm On Aug 23, 2014
Jskelly11: nice but the price of your 360 is on the high side 650USD
yea, the tag read 650 but luckily my cousin knows the mall owner so I got it for $400. Its 250GB.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:25am On Aug 23, 2014
In their Europa league fixture Danny scored a goal and gave an assist against AJ AUXERRE, MAN UTD won the match 4:0. so Danny lived up to his promise to his fans.
Science/TechnologyRe: Time Travel : Real Or Fictional .. .?(how Possible) ? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:58am On Aug 23, 2014
come to think of it if time travel were possible we should have received visitors from the future, and if you travel to a time you weren't born, logically you are not existing then, your parents weren't even born therefore you'll die.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:21am On Aug 23, 2014
The first league match was against Blackburn, Danny came in as a substitute in the 62' minute but couldn't do much to add to their 1 0 lead thanks to Ibrahimovic, man utd won the match 1 0

man utd 2nd league match was against westham, Danny came in at half time due to an injured van persie he helped to add to their 1 0 lead by scoring 2 goals and assisting Ibrahimovic, man utd won the match 4:1

Danny started their 3rd league match but didn't really do anything for the team, man utd won 3:0

Danny didn't play in their next league match against Chelsea, man utd won 3:0

Danny didn't play in the first Europa league fixture which man utd won 2:1

after impressing in training Danny has been called by the manager that he'll play in the 2nd Europa league fixture against AJ Auxerre
we wish Danny all the best.
when Danny was asked how he was getting along with the team, he said:"I am developing a special chemistry with them, especially with v. persie, Fletcher and Ibrahimovic." he promised to do his best in the Europa league and promised his fans a goal.

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
The Premier League Gets Underway.

NEW STATS

AGE; 18
OVERALL RATING; 64
CLUB; Valenciennes (on loan at Man Utd)
VALUE; 599,000

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
PES SPORT NEWS

Bad news for Danny, Good news for Man Utd.

following their poor form last season, man utd have seeked to improve their attack and. so they have splashed alot of money on attack, here is their new arrival; HIGUAIN!
with forwards like Ibrahimovic, Rooney, v. persie, Higuain and Welbeck, does Danny have a chance?
reports also have it that Danny's fans on Twitter have dropped from 290,000 to a meagre 170,000 after his decision to join the Red Devils, well what can we say than Good Luck Danny.
the only defender they bought is Oloyio who has an overall rating of 52, he'll be in the reserves for a real long time.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
ezzylee: nice story.what difficulty are you playing on?
and don't you feel his salary is a bit on the high side for his age?
it's man utd, they have the money & he doesn't actually receive up to that because his agent's fee and tax are also deducted.
I play 10mins, professional.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:20pm On Aug 22, 2014
Jskelly11: Nice where do you buy your xbox from would like to buy it or the ps3
I actually bought in canada for $650 when I went visiting my cousin.its cheaper over there.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 5:47pm On Aug 22, 2014
Danny gets off to a good start by scoring in the two preseason matches he played

he scored a goal and gave an assist to H. Gimenez on their encounter with Fenerbahce FC which they won 3:1

Danny scored two goals against shaker donetsk which man utd won 4:1 thanks to van Persie and Gimenez

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 5:08pm On Aug 22, 2014
PES SPORT NEWS

Danny has been unveiled by Man Utd new manager who has been under the covers for two weeks, Louis Van Gaal.
van Gaal said although he hasn't watched Danny play he was impressed by what he has been pulling up during training.
Danny chose the no.99 jersey and when asked why said;"Since they say no man is perfect, I want to be atleast close to perfect which 99 is a symbol of"

Coach Van Gaal has also brought star PSG Striker from Danny's former league, Ibrahimovic which has led to various speculations that Danny won't be a first team player due to the presence of star players like welbeck, v.persie, Rooney and park Ji sung.
when Danny was asked about how he to be competing with such great players he said;"I don't see anyone as a threat but I feel honoured to be in the midst of great players who are mentors to me, ill just have to work hard and see how it goes, if we win we win as a team and if we lose we lose as a team"

Man Utd first pre season would be coming up and Danny along with other newbies are expected to be tested.
new players to the club include H. Gimenez and Ibrahimovic.it seems the team would want to close their attacking lapses from last season which saw them in 5th place.

Science/TechnologyRe: Time Travel : Real Or Fictional .. .?(how Possible) ? by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:38pm On Aug 22, 2014
You cant time travel because the past...is all in your memory,its not something tangible.

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