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Forum GamesRe: Admit It You've Done One Of These . by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:44am On Aug 26, 2014
Saw the pic before too,I did em' all when I was younger.esp. That balancing of the switch and fridge grin
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Things That Happens In Nigerian Movies by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:36pm On Aug 25, 2014
Omotola remembering her past in 1967,for the background na 2face on AIRTEL signboard!
Airtel and 2face been dey 1967??
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:04pm On Aug 25, 2014
Danny has been called back to the team and he impressed by scoring two goals and giving two assists at their European League meeeting with SS Napoli,Man United won the match 4:2

These are the following matches Danny also played in;

Man Utd 4:0 Newcastle

SS Napoli 0:1 Man Utd

Westham 1:1 Man Utd


Danny currently has 16 league goals and 7assists,beating Ibrahimovic who has 13,Higuain also has 13 and v.Persie has 11.
CelebritiesRe: Why I Hid In A Car Boot The 1st Time I Met Genevieve Nnaji- Mercy Johnson by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:56pm On Aug 25, 2014
chimoz: But am a friend to a Mod. Just a pm will do the magic
am also a friend to a supermod
CelebritiesRe: Why I Hid In A Car Boot The 1st Time I Met Genevieve Nnaji- Mercy Johnson by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:10pm On Aug 25, 2014
Sorry,youre not a mod
chimoz: I will ban you
CelebritiesRe: Why I Hid In A Car Boot The 1st Time I Met Genevieve Nnaji- Mercy Johnson by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:09pm On Aug 25, 2014
chimoz: I will ban you
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
BAD BOY DANNY...

Danny refused to show up for training,reports have it that he was caught in the city shopping with a girl who seems to be his hearthrob,they were later seen together at the beach and Danny had a pool party at his house later that night.
Coach Van Gaal has kept silent on the issue but he made Danny miss the league match against Sunderland.
United won the match 3:2

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:42pm On Aug 25, 2014
After impressing in Man Utd 3:1 win over neighbours,Man City,Danny has become a 1st team regular.
The EPL scores are as follows;
Danny played in every one of these matches but gets substituted at the half hour mark(60'mins);

Man Utd 6:0 Blackburn

Genoa 0:1 United (Europa 1st Leg)

United 2:0 Wigan

United 5:1 Genoa (Europa 2nd Leg)

United 4:3 Chelsea
HealthRe: Comments Made On Facebook On Patrick Sawyer (and His Picture) by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:09pm On Aug 25, 2014
Nigera was predicted to be a great world power by 2022,due to our fast growing academy,America dont want that prediction to occur
CelebritiesRe: Why I Hid In A Car Boot The 1st Time I Met Genevieve Nnaji- Mercy Johnson by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:04pm On Aug 25, 2014
chimoz: Abeg answer me.
and if I dont?? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Ask God One Question by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:22pm On Aug 25, 2014
Infomizer: God one more...
Was it after you created Gareth Bale that you said "Let us make man in our own image"?

#JustCurious
no son,it was after I created Obasanjo
CelebritiesRe: Why I Hid In A Car Boot The 1st Time I Met Genevieve Nnaji- Mercy Johnson by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:10pm On Aug 25, 2014
chimoz: Is your P!ENIS really small?
question for the gods grin
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
PES SPORT NEWS

Its the end of the transfer window and Danny says the coast is clear now,he and the boss have resolved their differences and after much training during his "Break" he says he is ready to trailblaze the EPL.

Transfer Stories
Valenciennes have refused to splash some cash during the transfer season,lets hope thay have something up their sleeves.Rumour has it that their manager is about to be sacked after taking the team to 15th place just before the transfer window.

Welbeck Joins Westbrom

Ronaldinho joins Inter.

All About Danny
Danny's rating has increased to 65 and he has also learnt feint skills.
Being a natural SS, Danny has been training to play as a WF,he says his training would soon be complete.Danny has lost so many fans after his bad boy image took toll on him.when asked about his dream club,he said ;"I dont really have a dream club for now,I just want to concentrate on my football,but on a short term,I'll love to play for Olympic Marseille or at the Italian League"

Manchester United
United trashed FC Porto 5:1 in a post-transfer friendly,Danny scored 2goals and gave two assists.

PICTURES:Danny In Action Against FC Porto

CelebritiesRe: Why I Hid In A Car Boot The 1st Time I Met Genevieve Nnaji- Mercy Johnson by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:42pm On Aug 25, 2014
SlyIg: Don't you knowhuh ?
United States of Aba!
grin crae guy grin
SportsRe: Keshi In Charge Of Eagles For The Two Qualifiers by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:49pm On Aug 25, 2014
I pray we dont qualify
#TeamWeWillSupport9jaWhenWorldCup2018Reach
Jokes EtcRe: Hope You Have Not Forgotten Dhiz Dayz??(read THIS) by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:44pm On Aug 25, 2014
LilNetty: KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS!!!! *I Miss those days when we went to school, lined up & the headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & then we match to our classrooms...You Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly"
*The days of Goody- Goody & Pako Biscuit. *The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edetis a boy
*Those days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes *Those days when we feign illness just to dodge farm work(lol)
*Chei, I also remember those days when one naira na CORRECT money, when groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5 kobo
*Those days of messing game,who is in the garden, police and thief, fire the mountain, etc..
*Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten, skipping, stop!.... U remember nah!!!
*Those days when we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as the steering *Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!!
*Those days when Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were our favourite cartoons
*Those days of Limca soft drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV + sunday rendevous by 1:30pm
*Those days when we used say 'leke leke give me white finger'
*Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best
*Those days when we used to drink water from the tap and even suck out the water if it's not coming out
*Those days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes, then national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm
*Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best
*Those days we used to shout "airplane throw bag of money for me"
*Those days when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come. No more old fun.I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If you are not smiling, it means you belong to the Indomie generation..
you are there mehn! Mehn! I miss goody-goody chocolate,simbi,okin biscuit,banana and groundnut,power rangers...,that was the life!
Christianity EtcRe: Ask God One Question by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:40pm On Aug 25, 2014
Why do I have a SMALLPENIS?? undecided grin
CelebritiesRe: Why I Hid In A Car Boot The 1st Time I Met Genevieve Nnaji- Mercy Johnson by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:36pm On Aug 25, 2014
TAH!!! Which US you go??
Sharrap there! @Airforce1
GamingRe: Fifa 15 Out On September 26 !!! Is Nigeria Going To Be Included This Time ? by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:36am On Aug 25, 2014
lestat: You are just a fool undecided
got no time for your type
FamilyRe: just enjoy by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:14am On Aug 25, 2014
bukatyne: I thought they slept together or you mean he gave her oral intimacy?

Are you the guy in question?
grin
IslamRe: Contradictions In The Bible by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:45am On Aug 25, 2014
truthman na copy and paste but you abdulsalam also know that you did copy and paste, you wan lie say you type all those things?? what truthman said is also the truth and those your bible contradictions are wrong I checked each of them.stop dey halla truthman because the tin wey him write na true na why it de pain you.
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:24am On Aug 25, 2014
Sallychizzl3: Don't derail the thread c'mon!! angry

Sorry folks,he'll adjust.
I started following this thread before you, just changed my moniker
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 12:22am On Aug 25, 2014
Pictures of the season infos would come later.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
HALF-SEASON ANALYSIS


EPL ANALYSIS
Halfway through the season and United are 2nd on the table with 37points, topping the table is arsenal with 40points.Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City are 3rd, 4th and 5th respectively.

Topping the goals chart is Ibrahimovic with 12goals, Danny has only 4league goals.
Topping the assist chart is Steven Gerrard of Liverpool with 9 assists, Danny has 5assists to his name.

Ligue1 ANALYSIS
Topping the group table is Olympic lyonnais, who bought Bale and Oliver Giroud after they were taken over by a billionaire chairman, PSG comes 2nd and Olympic Marseille are 3rd.valenciennes are in a terrible 15th position after loaning out Danny, selling Danic and Nam Tea Hee and the resignation of sibe.their downfall came due to their refusal to splash some cash in the market, perhaps things might change after the transfer season.

Topping the goals chart is Giroud with 10goals.
Topping the assist chart is Bale with 7assists.

COMPETITION ANALYSIS
Man Utd are through to the quarter finals of the Europa League. They were knocked out at the quarter finals of the English Cup after their 2:1 loss to Liverpool._._.

Valenciennes would not be going into the quarterfinals of the champions league, after recording 5losses and a win in their group, the members of their group are;

Barcelona (qualified for quarter finals)
Arsenal (qualified for quarter finals)
FC Twente (disqualified along with valenciennes).
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:45pm On Aug 24, 2014
PES SPORT NEWS

It seems Danny's bad boy image is affecting his national duty, as he was called up for a friendly against Czech republic, Nigeria won the match 2:1 through an assist from Danny.


here are the reports of the remaining season matches until Danny's ban is lifted;

Liverpool 2:1 Man Utd (English Cup)

Man Utd 1:1 Everton

AJ Auxerre 0:4 Man Utd (Europa League)

Wolves 1:1 Man Utd...

Danny played in the following friendly matches towards the beginning of the transfer window;

Man Utd 6:2 Besiktas JK (Danny scored an hattrick)

Spartak Moscow 0:5 Man Utd (Danny scored 4 goals)

it seems Danny is looking forward to setting the EPL ablaze after the transfer season, he said he was looking forward to leaving man utd after his loan spell to go to the Ligue1 to impact what he has learnt at valenciennes and mostly because his relationship with coach van Gaal is on shaky grounds.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:30pm On Aug 24, 2014
Danny why??

It seems Danny is turning his pains toward his agent, as it has been officially reported that Danny has sacked agent schukertz and hired a new agent Hauboulin, although when questioned they both said it wasn't a quarrel but a mutual agreement, and Danny said he decided to hire Hauboulin because he had much experience and has managed big stars before.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:15pm On Aug 24, 2014
Too Much For One Man

we now know the big boss definition of a sanction, it means, bench a player till the January Transfer Window.Danny will be benched halfway through the season till the January transfer Window, oh poor Danny.tough way to learn huh?

these are the season score updates;

Almchendof 1:2 Man Utd (Europa League)

Bolton 1:4 Man Utd

ACF Fiorentina 1:1 Man Utd (Europa League)

Blackpool(newly promoted) 0:1 Man Utd

Arsenal 2:1 Man Utd
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:07pm On Aug 24, 2014
Danny In Trouble??

Danny was seen in the middle of Manchester partying yesterday night and it seems someone ain't happy about that, in an interview with Coach Van Gaal he said ;"why should a player leave the training ground when the season is still underway, it isn't resting period yet and necessary sanctions will be put in place"
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:02pm On Aug 24, 2014
Danny Back on Form??

the big boss decided to play Danny against Westbrom, where United won 3:1.
Danny made 2 assists
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:00pm On Aug 24, 2014
PES SPORT NEWS

Danny has refused to comment after their English Cup 6:1 win over Sunderland, where Danny made an assist for Ibrahimovic.
it seems he doesn't want to spark more tensions at Trafford.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:57pm On Aug 24, 2014
It seems tensions are back as the big boss has refused to play Danny for 3games in a row.the results are as follows;

Man Utd 2:1 Aston villa

Almchendof 0:2 Man Utd (Europa League)

Man Utd 3:1 Stoke City
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:52pm On Aug 24, 2014
Sallychizzl3: .

But I can't help you, hope you know you are OYO. undecided
but why?? sad
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