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iyke926: I use toothpaste to clean stained electric (pressing) iron well. Mehn, sh-i-t works well for me.

you are there mehn

awesomely funny! take 10likes jare

Jskelly11: Go danny play wella for man united BTW which console are you playing it with

An Xbox360

kayojosephy: All of dese are gidi gan.....Love d last one though....

I say this one is strong oo!!!

PES SPORT NEWS

Danny's Unveiling To Come This Afernoon.

In a New Turn of events David Moyes,who brought Danny to United on a loan deal has been sacked after taking united to 5th place last season.Reports have it that a deal has been signed by a new manager who still remains unknown till now and that the decision to sack Moyes was in place two weeks ago but was kept from the media till now

Moyes; I wasnt given enough time to do my job.to step into the shoe of sir Alex was a great honour but this is the hardest job in the world.I had plans to bring Bale and Ibrahimovic into the club but I guess that would be the job of the new manager now.

Sir Alex Ferguson has refused to comment saying he has retired from football management.

Danny to be unveiled at Old Trafford Today.

Like If You Are Looking Forward To What Moyes And Fergie Will Say.

BoiledCorn, AndyBlaze.., mhmm
I just dey laff!

old joke

PES SPORT NEWS

BREAKING NEWS: Daniel Akin in 500,000pound loan move to Manchester United, he will be paid 148,700pounds as salary for a year.
fans of valenciennes went in uproar upon receiving the news and have gathered in various parts of Paris to riot against his move, they were angry at Daniel and his manager for releasing a star striker from the club.Daniel has thus lost so many fans and is being accused of not loving the club.
man utd finished 5th last season and thus will only be playing at the Europa league as opposed to valenciennes who will be playing in the UEFA champions league.

Daniel;" I don't understand what they are angry about , this would give me a lot of experience which I would bring back to the club.am sure the club will do great without me, i believe sebo and danic have alot of experience which they would give to the club"

VALENCIENNES Manager; "the chairman and I decided to let him go mostly because the offer was too mouthwatering and he would also develop more at England"

Danny would have to really work hard to be a regular as he would be competing for a shirt with the likes of van persie and Rooney. Valenciennes fans are saying the footballer wouldn't stand a chance at Old Trafford.



*******updates would start coming per match so y'all can get the match action......
...stay tuned......please Danny needs your comments to know if y'all are following and to encourage him*******

following his successful spell at valenciennes, rumours are arising that Danny might be in a transfer switch to a top premier league side, when asked about it Danny had this to say;"if I was to leave valenciennes it would be for a greater reason and it would be for something that would shape my career better, playing in the premier league would be great but I think I have a great role to play here at valenciennes especially now that we have qualified for the champions league"

his manager had this to say regarding Danny's response to the media;"Danny is a great lad who has achieved so much in so little time, if wider shores come for him, I'd have to release him to fly and spread his tentacles so he can grow to be a world class player, the premier league would definitely give him that experience he needs to acquire"

Awards Won By Danny During His Spell At Valenciennes;

Ligue 1 player of the season

Ligue 1 Top Scorer (77 goals in all appearances including friendlies)

Ligue 1 Assist Leader (17 assists)

Ligue 1 Team of the season

French Cup Top Scorer

French Cup Most Valuable Player

Danny needs your comments for encouragement.

VALENCIENNES are French Cup Champions!

Danny won most valuable player of the competition and was also highest goal scorer

Danny in action against STADE FC

VALENCIENNES celebrates SEBO'S goal which Daniel assisted

Danny in action against LOSC LILLE METROPOLE where valenciennes won the French cup final 2 1

Danny broke into the first team and soon his prowess was felt when he almost single handedly led the team to the top of the league table with 27 wins 4draws and 2 losses, he currently tops the goals and assist table, his dream came true when Nigerias coach Stephen keshi called him up to the national team where he scored against England in his international debut through a cross from Victor Moses.
Danny said he felt proud to represent his country though no offers came for him during the January transfer window, his agent Schukertz asked man United scouts to come watch Daniel in valenciennes french Cup final against LOSC where valenciennes won 2 1, through an assist from Danny, the man utd scouts were impressed and said a move would be made for him.

scores from the played 33 fixtures would come later

PICTURE OF DANIEL IN ACTION FOR NIGERIA

Fit2Rule: Probably sell them or just to be looking at them.

Nairalanders will not kill me with laugh!

just go to my alter egos thread, BIGPENIS
www.nairaland.com/1867089/legend-story-pictures-comedy-mode

Kimmo: Oh my God, Chasisco, please, please learn to type properly. Please.
And for the love of God, I'm sure your intention was PAUSE, not PULSE, but the appropriate word here is HOLD as the minimally endowed guy has corrected.

thank you for noticing my "minimal endowment"

echobee: Start wetin?

use sticker cover body na

Danny has been calculated by FORBES to be worth 138,000pounds , he said he was so excited to be recognized by FORBES and to be more than twice the value of his salary.

these girls remind me of my alter ego, BIGPENIS
good job by the girls last night

my alter egos thread, BIGPENIS
www.nairaland.com/1867089/legend-story-pictures-comedy-mode

9ja girls to start doing this thrend

NAME: Daniel Akin
NATIONALITY: Nigerian
AGE: 17
OVERALL RATING: 61
HEIGHT: 185cm
WEIGHT: 75kg

Daniel Akin is a Nigerian who plays for Aminchi Football Academy, he was spotted by scouts from France who took him there, over there he joined coup d'etat academy doing well, he plays naturally as a supporting striker and does well when given a good ball, at age 16 he tried to join LOSC lille metropole, but couldn't due to his age and thus his inability to secure a permit, at 17 however during a friendly between coup d'etat and osmosis, which coup won 6-2 he scored an hat trick and made 2 assists due to his brilliant performance, scouts from valenciennes FC, ligue 1 averagers brought his attention to the club and he signed a 2-year 50,000pound contract with valenciennes.
during his unveiling to the club he was handed the no.11 jersey after the departure of their former no.11 striker though no fan of the club showed up Daniel popularly called Danny had this to say ;"I am very delighted to join this club it is a great honour for me, ill try my best to get into the first team and give my all in all"
he also stated that his main decision for joining the club was to get professional football and possibly go to greater heights.
his manager told the press that Danny has the potential to be a future star.

Danny played four of 6 pre season matches which valenciennes won 3 as follows;

Bayern Munich-3 0,lost, Danny played
Ajax-1 1, draw, Danny scored
Bolton-3 2, won, Danny scored 1 goal
Hercules-4 3, won, Danny didn't play
Theeselversen-5 1,won Danny didn't play
sevilla-4 1,lost,Danny played, scored 1 goal

scoring 3 goals during the preseason Danny was promoted to the substitutes bench but he never played the 1st ligue 1 match.which valenciennes drew 1 1 to Olympic lyonnais, he got in in the second ligue 1 match in the 64th minute scoring in the 72nd minute to add to valenciennes 2 1 lead, the match ended 3 1, Danny said he is so excited to have scored in his debut, though he felt disappointed to have missed an absolute sitter.the manager said he was impressed with danny's performance and expects more of the same in coming matches.
when Danny was asked about how he felt not having any fans, he said it was normal, and as he gets used to the club the fans would come, regarding his teammates Danny said they were fun and looked forward to playing with them, especially Balde, Danic and Nam Tae Hee.


FOLLOW THE LIFE OF DANNY AS HE GROWS INTO WORLD GLORY.
updates to come everyday.

signed: Danny