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FoodRe: I Need Tips On How To Prepare Pepper Rice by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:31pm On Aug 17, 2014
just enter the restaurant and look for work their, after one week you'll know the ingredients and steps, it's better than someone explaining it for you cos you'll be doing hands-on approach (practical) and even get to eat some and wash plates
GamingReal Footballers Ask Us For Their Tattoos & Attribute Increase- EA SPORTS by SMALLPENIS(op): 1:55pm On Aug 17, 2014
In an interview I had with one of the producers in EA Canada at the fifa 15 demo: convention he had this to say
David Rutter: “We want to introduce the life of humans playing sport, rather than
this idea that they were robotic in the past. So first up we have True Player
Emotion, which is really about the depth and breadth of animation the players
have. We’ve got roughly ten times the depth of animation [in the next gen
versions]. So for every animation you have on the Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3, we've
got hundreds more.
"The second part of it is what we call Human Intelligence. We have roughly four
times the decision making power for the players, so they behave a lot more
realistically. They’ve got a lot more behaviours too.
"And then the last part is the living world. We’ve got the ability for the players to
operate in the theatre of sport. Everything from the way the camera pans into it
to the believability of the crowd's behaviour towards the match going on around
them, and the way the players don’t ever come out of AI. In previous FIFAs there
would be cuts all the time to reset positions and stuff. That doesn’t happen
anymore.
"So it's the believability of the players’ emotion; the believability of the players’
action; and then they believability of the whole scene."
What does that mean for the current gen Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions,
then?
“It’s by far the best one we’ve ever made, but we have to take priorities first. For
years I’ve been asked, ‘When are we going to have good crowds?’ but our focus
has always been on the pitch. That's the same, so you won't get all of the new
crowds or presentation stuff, basically because we haven't had room to get it in.
[On Xbox One and PlayStation 4] we've got room due to the power of the new
consoles and the EA Sports Ignite engine.
"So it's not that the game's not as good, it's just slightly different. Behaviours
are there but we don't have the depth of animation to cover them. Some of the
behaviours aren't quite as advanced, so multiple people challenging for headers
isn't possible on the current consoles."
A lot of our readers asked what information would carry through if they started
playing on current gen consoles but then upgraded to next gen ones when they
came out.
"Your Ultimate Team will, as will your coins. Your EA Sports Football Club level and
XP will carry through too. If you play Seasons online, anything from that will
carry through. But this is only FIFA 14 to Fifa 14. It's not from FIFA 13 to FIFA
14. So if you buy the 360 version when it comes out while waiting for your Xbox
One then your progress won't be lost.
"One thing it doesn't cover - just to make sure people know - is Career mode.
That's an incompatibility in technology. Ultimate Team and Seasons are online;
Career mode is more complex."
Back to your questions: What new stadiums will be in the game - specifically, Villa
Park? (via Dan Sidaway)
"We're not talking about stadiums at the moment. We did release news at
Gamescom about the fact we've got 33 leagues, 600 teams and 16,000 players but
we're not talking about stadiums yet. We're definitely doing a big roll out of all
the news about that soon."
Can you instead talk about how you decide which ones go in?
"It's all different ways. More than anything, what we try to do is make sure the
teams that affect the most players, are the ones that get treated best. It sounds
unfair - I'm a Leicester City fan, so I think it's incredibly unfair as nobody plays
as them - but at the same time we're trying to make sure the big clubs where
most people play are as authentic as possible, and then it slowly trickles down."
Will the Welsh national team be in FIFA 14? (via Tom Hadstone)
"It's another thing we're not talking about yet, but there will news soon. Everyone
asks about the Welsh!"
We had lots of questions about other leagues too. Are there any plans to include
more clubs from the likes of Scotland, Turkey, Ukraine and Africa?
"We're not talking about any of that stuff apart from what was said at the EA
press conference. Sorry everyone!"
With you massive database of teams from earlier versions, have you considered
offering classic tournaments? (via Stephen Terry)
"We talk about that quite a lot, actually. The problem we would have is [not] being
able to roll back the kits - you end up with historical players playing in
contemporary kits, which feels a bit weird. Generally speaking we're only allowed
current kits in the game. That said it's something we talk about a lot . For us the
closest we're every going to get is the [FIFA Ultimate Team] Legends stuff, being
able to transplant heroes of yesteryear into current times when they're at the
peak of their career."
Announced at Gamescom, Legends is an Xbox exclusive that introduces 40 or so
legendary players into the FIFA Ultimate Team mode, ranging from Pele to Alan
Shearer to Paulo Futre and, er, Freddie Ljungberg. It's an eclectic list of players
to say the least. How did they decide who was on it?
"Believe it or not, it was actually an email at work! We were all naming our
favourite players and then we got it down to a manageable list. I'm on record a
few years ago saying I was a big fan of Teddy Sheringham, and he got in.
Obviously being a Leicester fan, Gary Lineker was going to be on there too. But
beyond that, we've got an amazingly diverse team of people at work, and we tried
to hone it down to a list that matters."
Everyone will have their own list of players who should have been on it but, come
on, no Bobby Moore?
"These are people that aren't on the list right now but you never know for the
future. We're definitely doing the 40 or so we've mentioned now, but for the
future? Who knows…"
Back to less contentious matters: Why don't tattooed players have their tattoos in
the game? (Stuart Maughan)
"It's a long and complicated story but all different reasons, really. Sometimes we
don't have permission to use them; there's a bunch of different reasons for that.
We actually get emails and messages from the players more than the fans saying,
'Where's my tattoo?' The copyrights around tattoos is really interesting, you'd be
surprised."
How many players email you asking where their tattoos are?
"Tim Cahill actually sent us a video message about his, which was strange, but
quite a few, believe it or not. We get a lot of messages from players as well
saying, 'I'm faster than such and such, I can't believe you're saying I'm slower
than him!'"
On a related note, Jerry Mwitti wants 'real life things like buying cars, houses,
girlfriends, going to parties and frustrating the manager'. Have you ever
considered going down the lifestyle route?
"Yeah we talk about it but again it goes back to priorities. For us, it's what
matters most to our fans. We're focused on gameplay and for Career mode, we're
focused on making a good 'scouting, transfers, management of players, and
squads and formation and playing the game' kind of Career mode, rather than all
the other stuff that goes on the side. For me, it's a peripheral of what the core
mechanic is. But at the same time, in the future I'm not sure. We talk about it,
and we have this massive list of all the different things that have been
requested, but there's always something more important."
Will FIFA 98's indoor 5-a-side arena ever come back? (via Darren Fisk)
"No, not right now. It's a really popular request, we know that. In Germany it's
almost the number one request for things that they're after. We talk about it a
lot but it's not something we've got plans to do."
Talking of which, what's happening with the FIFA Street franchise that was
rebooted last year?
"We love working on it, cos it's really cool and you get to do some fun, cool stuff,
but it's something that we don't want to keep doing over and over again. We'll
wait until there's something we want to do with it."
Every year it seems the referees get every offside call correct. Will they
occasionally get them wrong this year, leading to additional commentary and
complaining from the players? (via Gerard DeLorenzo)
"It's a weird one - and we talk about that a lot too. So… they won't get it wrong.
And the reason for that is basically we have a lot of people who get quite anxious
playing FIFA, and if they get annoyed enough about losing, to lose because the
game made a mistake ends up with broken things and unpleasantness. So we try to
make sure the game is vanilla about those kinds of things."
Joe Edmed was one of many to ask about the inclusion of a 'dive' button too.
"Same thing. Having moved front the UK to Canada to make the game, and
hanging out with those guys and playing a lot of football, believing in fair play is
also something that I think is an important part of the game. We're not such big
fans of some of the more cheat-y things."
What is the one feature you've always wanted to put in the game but haven't been
able to? (via Chris Watkins)
"I have a humorous one: two ore three years ago, a buddy of mine on the team put
some animated birds in the pre-match Arena that used to fly through the sky. I
asked to get collision detection put on them so you could kick the ball and hit the
birds. We never managed that…"
Surely the power of the next gen consoles can make that a reality?
"Probably but it fell off my radar. I might go back and ask!"
Finally, if UK cover star Gareth Bale signs for Real Madrid , what will you do? (via
Christopher Copp)
"[Confident smile] We're all sorted."
So there's a contingency plan in place?
"[Another confident smile] We're all sorted."
And with David Rutter departs for interview number six while we retire to a secret
behind closed doors room to sample the Xbox One flavour of FIFA 14 [SPOILERS:
It's brilliant]. This Fergie at least is still very much at the top of his game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 16th August 2014 by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:09pm On Aug 16, 2014
TeamPalace all the way
testing 1,2

c'mon all ye goners
and test d microphone
come out of d tunnel
to the chanting crowd
disappoint your people
and blame it on wenger
yyaaaay!!!

New gunners anthem!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea (1 - 2) On 16 August 2014 by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:42pm On Aug 16, 2014
BIGPENIS: I bet with babalawo say if swansea win make he make my P*nis smaller grin
it will be smaller,am so excited!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea (1 - 2) On 16 August 2014 by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:41pm On Aug 16, 2014
SMALLPENIS: I bet with babalawo say if swansea win make he make my P*nis smaller grin
it will be smaller,am so excited!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea (1 - 2) On 16 August 2014 by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:37pm On Aug 16, 2014
caniva: Walka on point. Anytime I watch Man Utd game from my WALKA DSTV. They must lose. grin
na true ooo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea (1 - 2) On 16 August 2014 by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:32pm On Aug 16, 2014
I bet with babalawo say if swansea win make he make my P*nis smaller grin
it will be smaller,am so excited!!!
GamingRe: Analog Stick Vs D-pad by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:05pm On Aug 16, 2014
binbass: Okay, what about the settings?
you will find that in settings of the game(FIFA and PES) itself not on the console(ps3,xbox e.t.c)
GamingRe: Fifa 15 Out On September 26 !!! Is Nigeria Going To Be Included This Time ? by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:59pm On Aug 16, 2014
countsparrow: Is it even advisable to get d game septemberhuh Cos I know corrections will be made later dis year on d new release....
i will wait till december or at worst after the january transfer window.
P.S the game will be reaching 9ja middle of october.
GamingRe: Fifa 15 Out On September 26 !!! Is Nigeria Going To Be Included This Time ? by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:56pm On Aug 16, 2014
eruudy: As i hear them say na NFA no gree give them rights say they ask for too much money . Even Turkish league is been included . I really wish they put Naija sha ...
na greediness on the part of NFA dem wan collect excessive money for rights,na why dem go fashi us for FIFA 15,same tin with 14,nd now wey adidas don leave us i no go xpect to see us for the game oo..,#TeamNike
GamingRe: Analog Stick Vs D-pad by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:51pm On Aug 16, 2014
Analog stick all the way!!!

I think most people prefer the analog stick because it gives you that 360 degree rotational feel,but you can get the same effect if you can use the D-pad very well...like me
Nairaland GeneralRe: News: How Google Stops Sharks From Eating Undersea Cables [amazing] by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:26am On Aug 16, 2014
If I click that link...
CelebritiesRe: Adaeze Yobo Posts Explicit Kanye And Kim West Picture On Instagram by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:22am On Aug 16, 2014
Sorry bro.,this aint making frontpage.
Nairaland GeneralRe: It Seems Today Is My Birthday. by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:18am On Aug 16, 2014
undecided undecided undecided
CultureRe: Culture Shock: Have You Ever Experienced It? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:55am On Aug 16, 2014
lalasticlala: hahahahahahaha

noooooo!!!!!!

just that in the Eastern part of Nigeria, they don't do it that way, they use tissue
lol.,okay
CultureRe: Culture Shock: Have You Ever Experienced It? by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:57am On Aug 16, 2014
lalasticlala: Another one was my cousins that lived in the Northern part of Nigeria before they relocated to Cotonou, when I visited them, I noticed they don't use tissue to wipe their ass after defecating. They rather use water. It was shocking to me. Even my coper room mate then from Benue state also did that and my Yoruba roommate.
OP nyash go de smell die grin
GamingRe: PES 14 On XBOX 360 ?? by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:18am On Aug 16, 2014
chubbyman: Yeah it does, depending on the firmware and if the flash drive conforms with the necessary download and upload speed required to store xbox games on it.
But you still gotta have a disc of the game if your going to play it from a flash drive or hard drive without the disk image loaded the game on the external drive will not work.
thanks boss.
CrimeRe: Primary School Teacher Molests 10year Old Pupil August 15th, 2014 By Admin by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:30pm On Aug 15, 2014
he should be shot on the peanus!!!
GamingPES 14 On XBOX 360 ?? by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:51pm On Aug 15, 2014
I know that PES 14 is on all platforms and I'm sure we all know about chipping consoles and using memory cards instead of the actual game.though chipping is preferable it is costly so I bought a 16gb memory card to put PES 14 for Xbox 360 on it, just asking if it will work, contributions and past experience are welcome, just mainly wanna know if memory card games work on PS3 and XBOX360.

please nobody should say I should chip or download instead.thank you.
IslamRe: The "Fingerprints" Of GOD by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:32am On Aug 15, 2014
AlBaqir: Hence, according to Christians all Jewish people and Muslims are atheists for they do not believe in Jesus as God!
sharap there! Have the scientists been able to prove the existence of allah?? And all those scientists you quoted are christians,some have even written hyms,well I dont blame you completely,I blame your copy and paste.it is religious fanatics like you that tear up nigeria,and who says we see you and jews as atheists,please for more info on the messiah(the son of God) get yourself a bible.
Am a christian but I have a quaran and it still baffles me why prophet mohammad would marry a SIX Year old girl!!!! I shake my head..and if you dont believe (well since you guys dont even understand your quaran and only believe what your imam says i.e you guys dont read it personally,only the arabic that you crammed and dont understand) please ask google if I dey lie.
I rest my case.
CelebritiesRe: Photo-native Doctor Causes Stir @ Federal Low Cost After Planting His Sign Board by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:39pm On Aug 13, 2014
Yes oo,even charms now come with packaging(check shoprite),babalawo dey do prophetic declarations on facebook,saturday charm hour is a babalawo show on CNN

na choke i dey joke ooo gringringrin
RomanceRe: Daddy Cheating On Mum!? by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:13pm On Aug 12, 2014
F. take my turn with the woman he is using to cheat grin
PoliticsRe: Why I Want To Be Next Governor Of Rivers – Julius Agwu by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:16pm On Aug 12, 2014
Hehehe,i just dey laff...
Even in real life he still de crack joke,hohohohoho
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Singer, 9ice Set To Run For The House Of Representatives Seat In 2015 E by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:12pm On Aug 12, 2014
Mtchew
bloggers and their yeye news.
Even if na true he no go fit make am.

#YIMU
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Commercial Adverts Of 80's And 90's by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:58am On Aug 12, 2014
What of "ALWAYS ULTRA" advert??
grin
RomanceRe: The Art Of Playing Women. by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:45pm On Aug 11, 2014
undecided
EducationRe: Waec 2014 May/june Results Out. Mass Failure Recorded by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:35pm On Aug 11, 2014
Shaarrap there @OP
I just saw on the news that they have the highest success rate in the history of WAEC.
CelebritiesRe: Hidden Camera Caught Doctor Molesting A Female Patient [LEAKED PHOTOS] by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:11am On Aug 09, 2014
OP sorry o! grin

Jokes EtcRe: How He Lost His Manhood!!! by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:13pm On Aug 08, 2014
chukwuma101: Is that how you got your name??
yes oo!!!
Jokes EtcHow He Lost His Manhood!!! by SMALLPENIS(op): 5:49pm On Aug 08, 2014
A man with a 25inch prick wanted to reduce it,so he went toa native doctor who directed him to an evil forest
babalawo:when you get to the middle of the forest you will see a frog,ask it frog will you marry me,when the frog says no your prick will reduce by 5inches.
The man thanked the babalawo and embarked on the journey,when he got there the following conversation took place
MAN:frog will you marry me?
FROG:NO!
his manhood decreases,the man is excited and decides to reduce it further,after asking the frog the second time and he says no,it oes further down to 15inches,he decides to take it to 10inches so he asks.
MAN:frog will you marry me?
FROG:how many times will i tell you?! NO!!NO!!NO!!!

You know the rest of the story.

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