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Politics / Re: $45M Medicare Scam Stretched From Houston To Nigeria . Omo Igbo Strikes Again. by SmarisAjur(f): 8:39pm On Feb 05, 2019
Men!!!!! We are talking about somebody I know very well. I learnt he is out of prison
Travel / Re: PHOTO: 4 Die As Lexus Jeep, Commercial Bus Collide In Lagos – LASEMA by SmarisAjur(f): 6:17pm On Mar 16, 2018
And I lost a sister because of that bastard drunk of a driver. Heart broken!!!
Jokes Etc / FRSC Recommended Hymns For Driving by SmarisAjur(f): 6:44am On Jun 30, 2017
New FRSC Recommended Hymns to Guide You While Driving.

At 60km/ph
"It is Well With My Soul"

- At 80km/ph
"God will Take Care of Me."

- At 100km/ph
"Guide Me Oh Thou Great Redeemer."

- At 120km/ph
"Nearer My God to Thee.

- 140km/ph
"This World Is Not My Home."

- At 160km/ph
"Lord, I Am Coming Home."
-At 180km/ph
"I Fly Away..."

- "At 200km/ph
"I Have Decided To Follow Jesus..."

- At 220km/ph
"Take my life..."

Please don't just l�ugh it off, learn the hymns and adjust�.
Car Talk / Re: New 2018 Toyota Camry: Details And Photos by SmarisAjur(f): 1:46pm On Jun 29, 2017
Wow
Crime / Re: Thief Stole A Keyboard From A Church In Bayelsa & Was Stripped, Flogged by SmarisAjur(f): 10:11am On Jun 29, 2017
nrexzy:
He stole from his father's house his reward is in heaven
You no de read Bible at all
Crime / Re: Female Armed Robber Arrested In Imo, Police Kill Her Gang Member. Graphic Pics by SmarisAjur(f): 12:08pm On Jun 25, 2017
AngelicDamsel:
I don't know maybe its only me, but from news and blogs I've been reading recently, more armed robbery attacks happen in Imo state undecided undecided undecided undecided.......




No offence meant
No dear. The comment should be that Imo state chapter of Nigerian police work tirelessly to bring hoodlums to book. And as usual they bring their success stories online for us to appreciate. This makes the state look vulnerable. We are here and we know how it is.
Jokes Etc / Re: Remix 36 States And Capital by SmarisAjur(f): 4:04pm On Jun 16, 2017
calberian:


When growing up, my mum had an adopted sibling that got pregnant and ran away.

We aren't cousins per se. I appreciate the warmth though. Howdy do?
Lol
I give up
Jokes Etc / Re: Remix 36 States And Capital by SmarisAjur(f): 3:19pm On Jun 16, 2017
calberian:


From your display pic, I'm probably wrong but it seems you're of mixed ethnicity: Kwara & Edo.

Kudos
Exactly and I'm related to you from your mum's side. Hi cousin!
Jokes Etc / Remix 36 States And Capital by SmarisAjur(f): 2:55pm On Jun 16, 2017
NIGERIA STATES AND CAPITAL
Abia. Bad roads
Akwa Ibom house maid
Anambra State blood money
Bauchi beggers
Bayelsa State militants
Benue free of charge
Borno boko haram
Cross River kerewawa
Delta ogogoro
Ebonyi rice sellers
Edo ashewo
Ekiti tribal mark
Enugu runs girls
Imo. Yahoo boys
Kaduna Politicians
Kano mumu
Katsina shoe makers
Kogi ugly girls
Kwara big nyash
Lagos no man biz
Ogun juju
Ondo aja(dogs)
Osun mermaid, witches
Oyo dirty
Plateau crisis
Rivers. Cultists
Sokoto four wives
Zamfara. Sharia
Abuja. Cooperate thieves
Crime / Re: Man Prefers Prison Than To Refund N6m He Stole by SmarisAjur(f): 8:44pm On May 06, 2017
Haaaaaa Best post ever
Crime / Re: Banks And Ritual Money : What Happens To Ritual Money In The Bank. by SmarisAjur(f): 8:33pm On Feb 27, 2017
emmanuel1990:
My brother! what I am about to tell u may sound funny to u, but its the truth..... they usually give them some money, the moment they buy something from u, ur money will just vanished into their houses or shops.......
Like seriously? How many times will that happen before it graduates to millions of dollars or naira as the case may be?
Crime / Re: Please Help by SmarisAjur(f): 6:36pm On Feb 27, 2017
May she be found.
Crime / Re: Banks And Ritual Money : What Happens To Ritual Money In The Bank. by SmarisAjur(f): 6:31pm On Feb 27, 2017
Nbote:
If u want to do yahoo or blood money or any other ritual money go ryt ahead, no need to justify if it's original or not
That's not the point and never my plan. Have been having serious argument with friends and thought nairalanders could give a clearer answer to these questions.

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Crime / Banks And Ritual Money : What Happens To Ritual Money In The Bank. by SmarisAjur(f): 6:14pm On Feb 27, 2017
I have been thinking lately because of the rise of news on Yahoo boys, Malaysian guys, etc in Nigeria and I have these questions to ask:
1. The money made from ritual, do they have serial no like the ones in the bank?
2. Do they put these money into the bank?
3. If no 2 is yes then how come they are not detected as counter?
3. If no 2 is no, then it means they just keep the money in the house and spend from there. If this is the case then they are spending the millions on luxury like buying expensive cars, houses, women and doing businesses. I ask again when they pay for these goods and services, won't the money be lodged into an account?
These questions keep making me feel there is nothing like blood money.
Please friends put me in the know. The rate at which I hear news of ritualists and the kind of money I hear them make is alarming.
Stellamaris C.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Celebrate Christmas With Their Guns At A Church In Borno. Photos by SmarisAjur(f): 9:28am On Dec 27, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
only you carry FTC, STC & TTC??



And you were accusing Buhari of being the President & Minister Of Petroleum(snr) at the same time? Just fear God even if na just 6mins
Haaaaaaaa Exactly my mind!!!

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Travel / Re: Unidentified Accident Victim Unconscious In Abuja Hospital (Photo) by SmarisAjur(f): 9:12am On Dec 27, 2016
Get well soon
Romance / Re: 10 Smart Steps To Help You Get Over Your Crush by SmarisAjur(f): 3:51pm On Dec 24, 2016
Thanks for this post. Since yesterday I've been emotionally down. I think my man is done with me. So painful but will be fine.
Business / Re: Touching Lives International (TLI) by SmarisAjur(f): 3:37pm On Dec 15, 2016
Generica:
If one joins by opening 15 accounts, does he need to go about recruiting people?
If you register all properly,you are automatically in stage 2 and you don't need to converse for people. Naturally, people will be put under you and before you know it, you are in stage three. I'll inbox you for more info.
Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: APC Leading PDP After Results In 11 Seats~The Cable by SmarisAjur(f): 1:27pm On Dec 12, 2016
I love Amaechi.

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Travel / Re: Cows Take Over Owerri Airport Runway, Plane Aborts Landing by SmarisAjur(f): 8:59pm On Nov 22, 2016
iamharkinwaley:

Lol
watsup prettie

I'm super fine!
Politics / Re: Obaseki & Wife Visit Their Family Home In Benin (Photos) by SmarisAjur(f): 1:18pm On Nov 14, 2016
bejeiodus:
Obviously, he did all these yesterday after he was sworn in. He won't resume to work until Monday.

By the way, his family must be proud of his achievement. My mum couldn't conceal her joy the day my younger brother was named the Senior Prefect of his school. I will lead Ogun State one day. It is a promise I made to mama.
I apply to be Lolo.
Politics / Re: Jonathan And Ex-Ministers In Cold War Over $2.1bn Arms Scandal by SmarisAjur(f): 10:48am On Nov 12, 2016
This is just the reason I'm angry with Jonathan. He sure may have collected his share as the president but he surrounded himself with crooks who were not con tempted with the share given to them but greedily enriched themselves the more with fund meant for other things without Goodluck's knowledge. How can the president be there and all these things were going on behind him? Jonathan is a good man but but surrounded himself with ungrateful wolves in sheep clothing. They should dance to the music they have orchestrated for themselves and leave Jonathan to face those directly for him. I hope justice will prevail at last. Let none of them go to prison for something they know not about but die in jail for their atrocities to humanity.
Travel / Re: Cows Take Over Owerri Airport Runway, Plane Aborts Landing by SmarisAjur(f): 10:32am On Nov 12, 2016
iamharkinwaley:
Beta pishure or Adontbelieve it
Una don start again? Bannnnnnnn tnz de hungry you.

Meanwhile This kind of runway with trees so close to it. Anyway me too "Adontbelieve it" like my brother above.
Business / Re: Touching Lives International (TLI) by SmarisAjur(f): 6:43am On Oct 31, 2016
Yea. I just enrolled four days ago. And I've got two people already. They have paid to the account but I've not been put through on how to sign them up through my account. Please anyone with useful information on how to do that since I wasn't able to be at the seminar on saturday.? Its a place to be. I've heard of so Manny networking organizations but I'm at peace with this one. I am taking that risk to make money. Join us.
Religion / Re: HIS HOLINESS Pope Francis Said God Has Instructed Him To Revise 10 Commandments by SmarisAjur(f): 10:17pm On Oct 25, 2016
Waiting!
Politics / Re: Shiek Ismail Mangu: Arrest Aisha Buhari Immediately Over Her BBC Interview by SmarisAjur(f): 12:11pm On Oct 16, 2016
Ha ha ha ha in father xmas's voice
Romance / Re: Househelp Shows How Life Has Changed After Landing Oyinbo Hubby (pics) by SmarisAjur(f): 11:28am On Oct 09, 2016
Ontarget:
See how women benefit from men. A man can marry a poor woman and change her life for good, but a rich woman especially in Naija will never have anything to do with a poor man. OVER HER DEAD BODY!!! But we are actually supposed to help and support each other. This makes men to ask what is useful about a woman other than her pusssy.

The reason we don't do it for men most atimes is because the man will NEVER come online to tell a true life story and show appreciation like ladies will. With what the lady did, every man will want to please the wife so that she can appreciate and love him the more, privately and also publicly. If it were those lazy men, they will even make themselves lord over you both publicly and funny enough even privately.

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Politics / Re: Godwin Obaseki Wins Edo Governorship Election by SmarisAjur(f): 7:12pm On Sep 29, 2016
orimsamsam:
This is a wrong result. But we won on social media. We even won gallantly on nairaland.
Even lere set up a parallel collation center and we won too.

Where did dis result come from

From the real thing!!!

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