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mukina2:
Ok Guys the new FPL season > http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

We have screen shots from last season . . .. for FA cup, Carling Cup and Conference .. they will be given out by standings only.

Please let us know your team names from last year .. no 419 here


The h2h code, is limited to 20 per each league. FPL stops the number of entrees for private head to head leagues to 20 .
so we will have FA cup 1
FA cup 2 etc

If i didnt give you the code and find your team dia, i will 'comot' am cool

main league code available on request..


Last Season > https://www.nairaland.com/3921349/nairaland-fantasy-premier-league-2017

Valdristopher@yahoo.com pls code for main league and Fa cup. I didn't play last yr....hoping to get in this yr...thanks

So which states are the hausa pepole cos I am now now confused....

PMIcon:
Reno Omokri is a SA to former president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/called-hausa-people-dominating-us-reno/

Holla at me for help and proper guidance and counseling #valdristopher@yahoo.com

I think I have to give this scheme a trial.[/quote]

[Sorry but this is what he said.....what did pastor anita say??
quote author=thesicilian post=46077034]

Read this OP's post objectively:
https://www.nairaland.com/1891505/exact-facts-pastor-anitas-divorce

Then read his reply and see if its a reply of someone being accused of infidelity:

Pastor Chris himself on May 16, 2014:
“Some pastors’ wives think when they marry a
pastor they are equal to the pastor. My wife thinks
so, as a matter of fact, Rev. Tom was her pastor
before I married her and Rev. Ray and Evang.
Owase were her leaders long before I married her.
How come she thinks she's senior to them now?
I already started Christ Embassy before I married
her. I didn't marry her and said we should start
Christ Embassy. I was already pastoring. I already
set my sail and knew my direction before I married
her. I only said come and help me.
Be careful of the friends you keep. My wife keeps
friends who bring out the worst in her and help her
see the worst in people instead of keeping friends
that will help her vision especially as the wife of a
global pastor like me.”[/quote]

i saw that clip and felt pity for the pastor.....could not watch the video till the end. what ever made his members to turn against him like that ....i wonder

buksaylor001:
Understand the statement-Any MAN that Jerry curls(even from Belle),Bleaches,Wears all those jewelries has a problem.

It's not the rapist that invites the police,it's the rapee-.The man might have bent on hiding and sweeping the crime whatsoever under the carpet because of social status,and the woman said no.Common don't you know that most of the marriages of these so called men of God are very violent and worse than the unbeleivers' own.They tend and continue to sweep it under the carpet because of social status.I really don't want to call names that you already know-it's Sunday !In UK about a week ago a Nigerian pastor was disgraced by the congregation in the church during service and do you know why?

okay enlighten me what was mentioned

thesicilian:
Infidelity was never mentioned

no matter how you try to discredit her you also drag pastor chris to the mud. are you trying to say he married a gold digger and appointed paraded and approved a fake pastor as a wife and head of christembassey uk branch?? the thing you dont understand is that she knows the consequences of her action before she took them and for her to go ahead makes me want to bliv she is telling the truth ...but who knows??

famzynet:
That woman is just a gold digger sent to bring down pastor Chris. I pity people who see her as a pastor. I am sure she is now happy for pastor Chris UK church given to her as entitlement. I don't attend Christ embassy but I hate that woman for her wicked action.

i believe she was a true pastor when she was still with pastor chris....all of a sudden she is no longer a true pastor and you are now doubting her teachings..... change my bro/sis

igwegeorgiano:
is this woman a true pastor? am not surprised that she is so proud to maintained that she is still divorced. am also begining to imagined what she preaches to fellow women in her church

The bible permits divorce on some grounds which one of them is infidelity and that was one of her claims in court. secondly all pastors do not own their own churches. 3rdly she can advise young women based on the fails of her marriage so they do not end up like her.

thesicilian:
Its a shame that such a well acclaimed woman of God would even consider divorcing her husband, and even go further to the extent of gloating over it. How does she counsel the younger women who come to her for advice on their marital problems? Now that she has divorced her husband and left the church, is she going to float her own church or stop being a pastor? Or stop being a Christian altogether?

pls i want to change my moniker......any help?? or i need to open a new account?

Godmother:
How is having a birthday on a yatch a worldly life? I believe people should read their Bibles regularly so they get to know the real definition of sin. The mentality that a pastor has to be in extreme poverty to be seen as holy is so sad. God is the God of abundance, yet we His children can't show a little wealth? Can the son of a king eat from the floor?

Thank God most of the Nigerians we have now weren't born during king Solomon's era or they'd have sentenced him to hell and back again for his obvious wealth.

Live and let live. And if someone's act is not causing anyone pain, then let's let them be.

madam Godmother.....i dont have anything against the coza pastor oooo..... but if you talking about whether the son of a king can eat from the floor, and from my calculations am guessing the king you are talking about is God, then am happy to tell you that the kingdom of God is not of this world. Even jesus christ said it. We the children of God should be wary of the rewards we receive on this earth, lest we miss the everlasting reward which is eternal life.

fiizznation:
Hypocrisy in this country stinks to high heavens. You see people insulting Islam over what is a norm in the suppose "holy south" were a girl leaves her parents home to be with her man friend even when she is 14yrs. The funny thing about the people insulting Islam is that they are dirty people doing all sorts of dirty and abominable things.

How can a sane man "abduct" a supposed sane girl from beyelsa to kano without her full consent? Does it even make any sense? So yunusa forced the girl into a cab all the way from bayelsa to kano without facing any resistance from her or without anybody noticing? This is the very vital question the "holy ones" need to ask themselves

If a 6yr old wants to drink acid, will you leave her to go ahead because it's her choice? This is why developed countries have laws protecting minors, because take it or leave it a grown ass man can easily manipulate a minor and turn her to his puppet. Well, my point is a 14 year old should NEVER be allowed to get married even when she wants it because there is no way in hell she understands what she is doing.

Well..what I want to ask now is what about the women the married men have sex with....do their feelings not matter??.. if clearly they have sex wit al their emotions with these men then the marriage is still doomed

What is the use??...when 1 doller to naira is 302....where will u get the dollars from

lordyugo:
not everytn is in d bible and nt everything dat is nt in d bible is a sin. D catholic in order to dominate d world in ds days made pple believe if its nt in d bible is a blasphemy and a sin and mind u dr r many hidden parts of d Sible controlled by a few elite groups

I dont think that is true.... the catholics have more books they read and follow that is not in the bible....its the protestants that insist on everything being in the bible

Okay, after reading this story I got inspired to share mine. I went to a school in the village for my waec where there will be enough bullet (expo) for waec so luckily for me I met a student from my former school in the new school too. We were not friends in my former school ohh...but since he was the only familiar face around we became friends like bread and butter...we were always together all the time. So one day I checked my bag and found out my wallet was missing. This happened in 2008. In my wallect I had 6,000 cos some how I inflated my school fees cos it was like 1/10 of what I used to pay in my former school so my father did not bother to pay sef..hahhaah.. and 1 fake cold chain that I was using to feel fly then. so I was confused and didnt know what to do as I am new to the school...the system etc. I dont know people characters...I dont know who or who not to suspect or who to trust sef. I finally broke the news to my classmates ...most of them sympatized with me wished me luck. one of my mates told me to forget about the money that since the history of that school nobody has lost money and found it. I begged and begged they person to bring back the money but to no avail....that my friend helped me to beg too..but it all fell on deaf ears.
Some people suggested bible rotation to me that it works...blah blah blah ...hahahaha...that was the first time I heard such. Does it really work??
Unfortunately for me, the school authorities sent students owing school fees home to go and get their fees, so I know I needed to act before any body goes home. After lunch on that fateful day as all the boys entered the hostel we locked it and began searching. Some already wanted to go before the searching sef and that my friend told me that I should suspect those trying to go that they are trying to runaway with the money etc. We searched this hostel from top to bottom and nothing was found. I was just at my corner confused not knowing what to do. So it occurred to me that its just that my friends belongings that have not been searched because he was the one making sure every other person was searched. before I forget this my friend had suggested to me earlier to take me to a native doctor and find the thief...that I should not worry he will pay for the transport and the native doctors fare cos I was now broke. But as a Christian I decided to stick with God and besides I was too afraide. So as God will have it one spirit told me to go and search him...so as I was approaching his corner he was blocking me and asked me where I was going that I should be worried about other people, I insisted I searched him and after much hesitation from him he finally allowed me... as a fellow sharp guy that I am too....my formal school was notorious in bad things so I know how criminals think....not that I am among them, God knows I have never stolen in my life. So I looked at this boys bed looked to see if it was sliced open cos from experience thats where they hide money in my formal school....the bed was intact...I looked at the pillow I saw an opening ...at that time I was already wondering whether my wallet was inside...lo and bebold I put my hand inside and I found my wallet.
I didnt know what to do at first, I just brough my hand out without the wallet cos I didnt want to expose my friend. But as I went back in my corner I couldn't take it...I told myself that there was no need to protect this guy if he could do this to me...so I called some leaders In the class and told them to call off the search that I have seen the wallet...they insisted I told them who had it....so I told them it was inside my friends pillow. they went straight brought out the wallet from my friends pillow...immediately he began shouting my enemies ohh...my enemies ohh... that the wallet was planted in his pillow. Before I knew it, my class mates had already brought out like 10 pices of strong cane and started chanting victory songs. They thanked me for helping them catch the thief that has been terrorising them since....mean while I was just like 2 months in the school. They flogged this boy black and blue that day and due to the noise, our principal came out and took over the situation. I was suspended for 2wks for keeping big money in the hostel. I went to my formal school and claimed I came to visit...uptil today my parents did not know I was suspended. My friend was expelled from the school, dough he was allowed to come and write waec as external student. The funniest thing is that I still remained friends with that boy sef cos he was now staying off campus...hahahha...off hostel joor and had access to stove and can cook so me and some other friends do sneek out of school to his house and cook and eat and enjoy. But I always had a watching eye on him. Moral of the story...na hu sabi yhu fit kill yhu

zicoraads: In as much as an evil part of me wouldn't want to empathise with them, since some of them, or maybe even all of them are kids of those who steal our monies with impunity, I wouldn't want to loose that part of me that makes me human.

Pray for your safe return, may the Lord protect u and comfort ur families.

Oga it's not true....I am a student in a school in that city as well and almost all of them are not children of politicians... my dad is a civil servant infact retired now sef....most people there are children of civil servants.. business men and lecturers....just a few are politicians and them miss road I swear....I know all the abducted fellows...They are my friends dough one has been released....most of them back there during this summer holidays are probably people that could not afford travelling home every summer and maybe sef no enough money to relocate to another city now cos that means new apartments if you dont have any friends in those cities..... I myself I am getting ready to go back to school until I hear otherwise...don't have that much of an option....I am a 5th yr medical student....cant throw all that to gutters.....and by the way ...thanks for the human sympathy in you that made you pray for their safe return...

zicoraads: In as much as an evil part of me wouldn't want to empathise with them, since some of them, or maybe even all of them are kids of those who steal our monies with impunity, I wouldn't want to loose that part of me that makes me human.

Pray for your safe return, may the Lord protect u and comfort ur families.

Oga it's not true....I am a student in a school in that city as well and almost all of them are not children of politicians... my dad is a civil servant infact retired now sef....most people there are children of civil servants.. business men and lecturers....just a few are politicians and them miss road I swear....I know all the abducted fellows...They are my friends dough one has been released....most of them back there during this summer holidays are probably people that could not afford travelling home every summer and maybe sef no enough money to relocate to another city now cos that means new house apartments if you dont have any friends in those cities..... I myself I am getting ready to go back to school until I hear otherwise...don't have that much of an option....I am a 5th yr medical student....cant throw all that to gutters.....and by the way ...thanks for the human sympathy in you that made you pray for their safe return...

Logicboy03: Dead people dont pray.

Sorry.....as a catholic, I never got used to the intercession of saints

well as a catholic, if you believe there are saints and believe they are in heaven....why dont you believe they can intercede for you...?

i luv everything about you.....including your height... ........am nt short ooo...b4 u guys will start now..

alexleo: Speaking in tongues is real but not the katatatataatata mayyayayayaayaya sarararararara that you people speak in churches today. Here is the speaking in tongues that the apostles experienced when they received the Holy Ghost in acts 2:7-10 -

7 Utterly amazed, they asked: “Aren’t all these who are speaking Galileans? 8 Then how is it that each of us hears them in our native language? 9 Parthians, Medes and Elamites; residents of Mesopotamia, Judea and Cappadocia, Pontus and Asia,[b] 10 Phrygia and Pamphylia, Egypt and the parts of Libya near Cyrene; visitors from Rome

Notice that when they spoke in tongues they spoke in other people's languages and each of those people that came to Witness them marveled at how they, which are Galileans are speaking their various languages. Verse 9 and 10 listed the various native languages they spoke. I personally experienced this speaking tongues when I asked the Lord for the Holy Ghost in prayer. When the Holy spirit came on me I heard myself speaking another language. I was shocked and tried to revert to the language I was using to pray but I couldn't. Even uptill now, I experience this each time I go deep in prayer.
The one I see you people speak in your churches today I see it as man made and nonsensical. If you want to know what am saying, go to God in a serious prayer and earnestly ask for the Holy Spirit as experienced by the apostles. By the time you experience it you ll understand that this one you are calling speaking tongues is nonsense. [b][b]You people even hold speaking in tongue classes in your churches. How can this be? Where in the bible were people taught to speak in tongues? And this is why all of you speak almost the same takakakakakakaka mayayayayayay nonsense

my bro thanks for speaking up for us....i for one has never believed in this takakakakaka...mayayayaya....nonsense...my friend almost crucified me because i could not speak in tongue....i tried it ones and the last time i did something like that was in nursery school(making noise and calling it prayer) truth is you cannot just start speaking in tongues anytime, anywhere and however you want it...it comes specially when the holy ghost descends upon you and i believe someones else should be able to understand you......not all this ...let us pary...takakakakak...mayayayaya....who is deceiving who...and to think they go for speaking in tongue classes.....

dayokanu: So we know who the stone throwing people are. and they would say some people are Almajiris

if a Southern leader goes anywhere in the North and he is stoned at least we know those who started it

just remember its stones ooooo....not when we will get there some people will start throwing atomic bombs

maclatunji: I am not Igbo and I loooooooooove Akpu... there goes your argument through the window. *With Afang Soup O.*

i am igbo and i have never tasted akpu....everyone tells me i am missing...but i dont really care...i might eat it dough..but thats if my future wife eats it then i have no choice...

Ymodulus: you cant be crius?? why did he allow the man to go to jain in the first place? y not forgive him dem? i tot the bible say forgive pple so ur heavenly father can forgive u?

he is forgiving....but he still gats to b punished....

he made sure i had the career of my dreams...even when i gave up...he never gave up on me

doingreat: how long wil u kip searching

nt for long dou...but its worth the wait....and they lived hapilly ever after is nt just in fairy tales

when i find that one person i cannot live without

dont have time to write much, but pretended to be feeling sleepy 20 mins after i am told to kneel down, my dad will just release me to go and sleep

Revealedtv: Its funny people say she was the first woman to drive a car in Nigeria as though the north could have been considered as "states" at the time. Everything was happening in Lagos, Calabar and one or two places in the east. The other states didnt really exist..."She was the first woman to drive a car in the Western Region" *My Opinion*

guy if dose places r nt conted dat means for dem to even c a car is difficult

am a med student, but stood in line for like 30 mins struggling for the attendance sheet in phar...dept and wen i finally got the sheet with everybody still crowded and waiting.....i shamefully wrote the name of a girl.....wanted to just disappear that day

aldou i had no accident...but ma eye saw ma ears dat day...i was frightened wen a teepar was behind me and to make matters worse my rear view mirror was bent so wen i lukd at it to c d oda car i saw no driver....it was just like in d spirit world for me....i nearly fainted....but calmed myself down dat there was no way in hell dat car was moving by itself....so i decerelated a little and it passed den i saw d driver......lol