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Religion / Re: ISIS Forces Girls To Recite Qur'an While Being Raped by smartesboys(m): 6:43am On Jun 12, 2015
When you want to qoete from qur'an, you must write the whole verse.
Romance / Re: I Need Answers Please. by smartesboys(m): 12:30pm On Jun 11, 2015
ghost1718:
collect from the rich (ur boyfriend friend) and feed the poor. (ur boyfriend)........... Case closed
you're right, she can collect from him and feed the poor.
Religion / Re: Where Were These Seven Churches Located? by smartesboys(m): 12:23pm On Jun 11, 2015
Scholar8200:
i believe there are still christians there (Turkey). Also, I doubt if it was ever a christian country; that the churches were located therein does not make it a christian country. In any case the messages to those churches is still applicable to the church today.
And now they don't have any power, how they can convey messages to other curches?
Romance / Re: Is It Cool For A Man To Moan During Sex by smartesboys(m): 12:15pm On Jun 11, 2015
oneday, your little kids will see and realise what is heppening behind closed door if you keep moaning aloud, keep quait none of you should moan,
Religion / Re: Where Were These Seven Churches Located? by smartesboys(m): 12:09pm On Jun 11, 2015
1goodman:
unfortunately turkey is now a moslem country!
Thanks God, Little by little islam will be any where in the world.
Religion / Where Were These Seven Churches Located? by smartesboys(m): 11:41am On Jun 11, 2015
the churches are:
1. Enphesus
2. Smyrna
3. Pergamum
4. Thatira
5. Sardis
6. Philadelphia
7. Laodicea
Revelation 1:11
Romance / Re: Sex Wit Condoms Or Without Condoms Which Is More Enjoyable by smartesboys(m): 10:36am On Jun 11, 2015
jingh:
Bathing naked and bathing with cloth, which is better ?
D answer is there for you
you're almost right, do you take bath in swimming pool? how do you do it, naked?
Romance / Re: Sex Wit Condoms Or Without Condoms Which Is More Enjoyable by smartesboys(m): 10:31am On Jun 11, 2015
are you at home?
you will get a correct answer if you ask your baba and mama during the dead night. our parent admonish us not to be involved in dirty talks.
Romance / Re: Sex Wit Condoms Or Without Condoms Which Is More Enjoyable by smartesboys(m): 10:31am On Jun 11, 2015
are you at home?
you will get a correct answer if you as your baba and mama during the dead night. our parent admonish us not to be involved in dirty talks.
Education / Re: 20 Incredibly Simple Words That Most People Spell Wrongly! by smartesboys(m): 10:11am On Jun 11, 2015
wrong; don't say I love you
correct: kiss me
Education / Re: 20 Incredibly Simple Words That Most People Spell Wrongly! by smartesboys(m): 10:08am On Jun 11, 2015
ambgiano:

you wouldn't know because you use a chinko phone.

amazing! i never heard it before, how does it look like?
Education / Re: 20 Incredibly Simple Words That Most People Spell Wrongly! by smartesboys(m): 9:59am On Jun 11, 2015
February Not Febuary
Receive Not Recieve
Thief Not Theif
Forty Not Fourty
Relieve Not Releive
Manifestor Not Manifestoes
Psalm Not Sam
Until Not Untill
Receive Not Recieve

here are some word we often miss~spelt, take note of them,
*manoeuvre Amateur Bereua Reseruir Fatigue Biscuit Knowledge Centre Foreign Queue Sergeant Etiquette Apostle Preventable Champagne Encyclopaedia
*keep adding.....
I would like you to join in our website for english language. http://englishclub.com I'm pleased to see you there.
Romance / Re: Benefits Of Sex by smartesboys(m): 6:16pm On Jun 07, 2015
sex is really excited for married. it's clamity and dengerous to unmarried, it simply lead to serious fatal deaseses like HIV etc
Romance / Re: What Has Happened To Our Girls Leg? by smartesboys(m): 12:32pm On Jun 07, 2015
I'll give you 5%. your research was totally wrong, we have many sort of women, some are ; fat, thin, long, short.
which kind of these women did you make your research about?
Politics / Re: Corper Converts To Islam As Vowed If Buhari Is President (Pictures) by smartesboys(m): 9:21am On Jun 06, 2015
waternogatenemy:
A story for the gods... Do not believe everything you read.

Buhari trying to islamise Nigeria since 1985. Blood sucking Islamist Terrorist!
Amazing! It just happened, wether you like it or not, It's Time for change of everything.
Buhari is gonna islamise your chief, pastor and even your parents.
Romance / Re: Photos: See Cossy Orjiakor's Bo*obs All Over The Place At Yaw’s Commedy Show by smartesboys(m): 8:18am On Jun 05, 2015
I hate seeing boobs, i gonna destroy this thread if you try to show it again.
Religion / Re: "I Don't Hate God. I Just Don't Believe He Exists." by smartesboys(m): 8:10am On Jun 05, 2015
[johnydon22
See you in hell bro smiley[/quote]
are you happy to see your bro in hell?
Romance / Re: What Is Happening To Me? I'm In Love With A 16 Year Old Girl by smartesboys(m): 8:02am On Jun 05, 2015
what are you still waiting for? When we try to make social relationship we needn't to think about age.
many young girl know alot about life, you should consider her beheviour, if he is good to you. you can marry to her.
Religion / Re: "I Don't Hate God. I Just Don't Believe He Exists." by smartesboys(m): 6:29pm On Jun 01, 2015
What do you mean?
olisadon:

THE FOOL SAYS IN HIS HEART THAT THERE IS NO GOD PSALM 14 VS 1
Religion / Re: "I Don't Hate God. I Just Don't Believe He Exists." by smartesboys(m): 8:53am On May 31, 2015
I'm surprised to see people like you who their heart is as black as coal are trying to object the real fact.
you're claming that god don't exit, so who created you? did you create yourself? how? who feeds you and gives you health? ? when you're affected who you often call to make you healthy?
Romance / Re: 10 Shameful Things Ladies Do Because They Want To Be Seen As Big Girls by smartesboys(m): 6:51am On May 30, 2015
They're right. let them enjoy thair life.
Romance / Four Letters, Words Most Women Don't Want To Hear. by smartesboys(m): 6:54am On May 28, 2015
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama...words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
Religion / Re: The Year God Died by smartesboys(m): 5:56am On May 28, 2015
Are you serious?
who created you? pharps do you think god can die?
do you think you live on your own decision?

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Like About Girls/ 10 Things Girls Like About Guys by smartesboys(m): 7:59am On May 25, 2015
smartgenius10:
angry[/color][color=#990000]guy u too dey lie
I No Dey Lie
Romance / 10 Things Guys Like About Girls/ 10 Things Girls Like About Guys by smartesboys(m): 7:41am On May 25, 2015
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Ten Things Guys Like About Girls
The way they smile.
How they always smell so good.
How they laugh.
The way they take so long to get ready.
The way they dress.
How they put their make up on.
The way they say,"I love you."
How their little hands fit perfectly in the guys hands.
How guys can put their arms all the way around her waist.
Their sweet personality.
Ten Things Girls Like About Guys
The way they try to act so tough.
How they write girls letters.
The way they smell.
How they feel so safe in their arms.
When they aren't afraid to admit things.
The way they say,"I love you.'
The way they go shoping with you.
When they call you to make you feel better.
When they bring you something when your feeling down.
How they always seem to want to love you.
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