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austushi1: Don't loff me girl! Loff urself cause I turned ur offer down! U wan do me, u just dey use style! But I no go do, cause I don't do ur type(down there na posoposo)

#boring# alright sir, you win!!

adaobi123: That's not the problem. When inviting friends I ask permission. My sister doesn't.

She needs to learn her lesson. Daz all

lolzz, that's what we younger ones get.....*i can picture my sister winning about my friends* lol

adaobi123: My sister invited her useless friends to our house. Swines

relax joor!! You wan show seniority, during ur days of inviting friends....who hides the food? **just like ma big sis** is annoying i swear.

caseless: hmmmmmm.......i think i read that bomb in caracta's shell. No b small thing btw u and ur bank/bankers.

Me ma de miss lalaosky, binger, ayobase, dont8 and above all, you; u kn why i de miss u pass.


Caracta............*loves*

lolzz, you too read am? Cool #5000!! Btw, Binger seems to be found nowhere....missing him a lot.

Shollypopz: LMAO! I don't think anyone could understand the epistle. The girl might just be a figment of his imaginations, the dude seem to be suffering from schizophrenia.

The most amusing thing about the thead is admitting he couldn't afford Nigerian fast foods like Mr Biggs, Sweet Sensation and ish. Like seriously, who can't afford to go to Mr Biggs??

Lmao, and his claiming maturity!!

austushi1: Ur proposing to a guy on net, after abusing him! Huh? I don't think I'll like to marry some1 dat chases after married men! Lol! Ciao

but you are not married nah? Are you? Infact i loff you.

Br3nd4: This Nitboy of a lad


Hey gulrzzzz...

Smartie girl.. you're welcome here.. its still as much fun as it used to.. [size=5pt]Na so[/size]

i ain't going nowher...

siempere: Guys nobody shed touch smartie gurl hrd dr ist son naaah rock....2nd son randy Orton......d last son just beat up Chidi Lloyd upon say em carry mace.......sis abeg twalee.....4 u jooor.....

lolzz! Your head dey dia....chop am!!

austushi1: I'm not married dear, but I'm .......! Meanwhile, she can never spoil anything! She just told me she's frustrated @home cos of ASUU strike! Even her username go tell u

aiite, will you marry me?

D-Explorer:
I'm done! Hahaha

lolzz, why nah? The hunchback? My doctor says the right man will push it in for me....*winks*

D-Explorer:
Hope no surprises when i see you

lolzz, except for the hunchback....i'm good to go.

D-Explorer:
You mean Seun? Himself will be happy to receive our invite. No time, i like you, say your own.

oh your right....i love you!!

D-Explorer:
You mean Seun? Himself will be happy to receive our invite. No time, i like you, say your own.

oh your right....i love you!

Idowuogbo: U fit handcuff breeze? Taa! Liv talk! Untouchable records...

lolzz!! I know..btw the OP posted this shiit and started claiming maturity on top....i just the ask am if him don marry.

You call this nonsense? I go arrest you ohh...lol

Idowuogbo: Wtf is dis nonsense?

D-Explorer:
I like you!

lolzz! Suen is here....stop derailing.

No, i want austushi.

alutacontinua: There are spill-over guys on the Single Ladies' thread, meet me there and we'll dash you one guy.

alutacontinua: I can bet my Nokia charger on it that you're planning for post-ume.

It would be an insult on whatever uni you graduated from cos ur actions are not even close to that of a graduate.

Baby, sorry, it's okay, God would crown your efforts with success IJN!

lolzz!! Pls dnt spoil this, i guess he wants to get married....so abeg, i wan marry.

austushi1: I see u hv interest in Married men!

your right, that's why i wanna know...ans me biko

austushi1: Oh Really! Chill abegi! Oo fi ara buruku bale! I'm not ur Govt or ASUU dat kept u guy @home! She wnted 2play a fast 1, she feel say she see mugu, n I shared it! U didn't hv 2comment u kw. #Just walk away# FYI, I graduated 7 yrs back with a good grade from a University, n an exciting course to match

BRAVO!!! Are you married?

Chuksemi: we call them real men!
we call them real men!

Interesting!! And you one of the real men?

Shedysworld: They are emotionally weak men that can't stand emotional 'blows' by women, thats why they result to the use of hands.

you guys better advice ur fellow men!

harlos: your man dey beat u?

he should try it and see him self rot in jail for the rest of his life....i trust ma big brothers.

Shugamania: Hi pretty smartie.
Welcome.




Bey, i'm here now o. Back n better

thanks hun!! Not a bit happy cuz i missed this thread.

Shedysworld: under no condition will I do that. If I cant bear her wont be with her

good to know, so what do we call men that beat there women?

Would any of you men raise your hands on your woman/girl friend?

D-Explorer:
It's gonna take spiritual love for me to call you my girl. . .how about you promoted as the nanny of my kids-in-process, huh?

now, I'm beginning to hate you!! Go joor.

Beync: And shuga is no where around

Hi girls, hav u people heard what the boys are discussing in their lunge?

my ears are itching, tell me..

luxanne: Yay! Sis I see you

Smartgurl meet my sis, Shuga

who no sabi Shuga? Hi Shuga!

luxanne: Lol..

who says? It's still fun in here, you just stay around

that's cool then....i stick around

D-Explorer:
Human being do maid jobs too. That's a way of getting you closer to me or what would you like to be called?

you can choose to treat me more better please......you know what i mean.

The last time i checked, nobody was forbidden from posting on nairaland, so long as you can read and write.
To me the hunchback lady is also here for fun just like most of us, somehow, maybe her posts were kinda enticing to the Op's friend and he decided to holla her.....but unfortunately she wasn't what he thought she was because not everyone will talk about there deformity. So OP, no be the girl create her self, na God.