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xynerise: I can only woo Idowu after I write my will

I dont want to die intestate

hehehehehhe! Make she catch you. How about blue eyes?

caseless: it is as boring as alaska.

heheheheh! Worst one ever.... I Noticed.

caseless: it is as boring as alaska.

heheheheh! Worst one ever.... I Noticed

Mynd_44: I have said this wooing thingy is a pathetic waste of time IMO......

not a fair response hun.....

@Xynerise, you can woo Idowu or blueyes.

Mynd_44: I have said this wooing thingy is a pathetic waste of time IMO......

not a fair response hun.....

Hehehehehhe! Ayaf died with laughter....oya greedie show abeg...

Mynd_44: Heartache? She will bite his head off.

How I take ignore you?

Lolzz, abeg pass me popcorn make i dey chew. I asked if ur gonna woo me and u ignored moi.

@Xynerise, lol abeg I'm not married ohh

xynerise: Smartie-gurl, are u married? I want to woo you

Lolzz! Ofcourse I'm married...

xynerise: I think say una don toast finish?

Where are the married damsels?

I'm right here nah..

Mynd_44: This man here is the definition of sleeping on Okada....chai....

Well I was wrong, this event is showing promise already.

Who wants to buy pop-corn? I smell a nuclear bomb is about to go off

please give me some, because i smell what u smell...Sholly is sure gonna give that dude an e-heartache.


You bin ignore me abi?

gree-die:
......

Not fair..

Mynd44 your gonna woo me right?

Omg!! Can't believe I'm late again....I'm i really late?

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]You didn't even ask of me

*disappointed*[/color]

hehehehe! We spoke last night remember!

How is the wooing challenge going?

Hehehehehhe! Waste of time

Mynd_44: You want me to lie?

lol, not at all. I only pray to be here when you will finally meet her..

He can fucck all the dudes for all i care, never liked him anyway....

But wait ohh, why are they doing all these to our gurls nah?

Is been ages down here.....who has seen ID?

Mynd_44: How best to get you in bed

hehehehehhe! I wish! So that i will so suffer you guys ehhh.

Mynd_44: I have never had one

myndddddddddd! When will you ever have one.

7pages already? What fucck are you all discussing?

Jeeeeeez! Seriously, how did u get to know all the gurls on NL?

Seun: @advocate666: Thou foul demon of Satan, I command you to leave the body of this young man this instant. NOW! AMEN!

in whose name are u casting the demon away? Your name?

Happy birthday gurl

Emylexray: God bless you. You nailed it. The OP's understanding is very shallow.

ok.

I always hear stuffs like ''take heart my sister, God knows the reason why He took him so soon'' during any period any one dies an untimely death.

SirElaw: @op I'm sure your own AMEN is the loudest to this prayer point.

lolzzz! Hello hun, seriously nobody wants to die you know, but then we all must and will definitely drop dead one day. But, the way some Pastors go about it is quite baffling.....you will see a pastor praying for a grand mum against death, excuse me? What the heck is she suppose to be doing in the world again.

My dear....you shall not die, say Amen!

Mintayo: i don't know why you are thinking like this...huh.
When the pastor was praying the prayer,did u say Amen?
Why can't you say or shout "I will die,I will die,I will die...instead? Huh?
Why not direct ur thought in other ways and think in the other direction that the pastor mearnt thet you will not die prematurely...
I am not surprised though,christains like you are the ones that don't study the Bible but are just church-goers!
If you study the Word of God well,you will know that God doesn't desire any christain to die PREMATURELY...
"...He said with longlife will I satisfy you..."
"...you shall not die but live to declare but live and declare the works of the Lord..."
As a christain,you are not excepted to die until you have fulfilled God's plan and purpose for your live...
Pls stop causing division pls....your pastor is with understanding but you are not!
I pray God will help us all.
Please read psalm 90:10.
I am sure God answered those pple that answered amen to ur pastor's prayers!
No offence intended,but add the Holy Spirit to your smartness,it will help you...
Shalom.

look hun, are you tryna tell me that's the ones who died prematurely is not Gods handiwork? I also learnt while studying my bible that he is the giver and taker of life...abi na lie?

nbright: Some of those guys are fraudsters... Imagine someone asking me to use my phone to sow a seed.. I asked him if I look like a farmer to him.. Honestly with the way some pastors behave, I'm finding it increasingly difficult to go to church...

seriously hun, the thing tire me..

Bludeville: Was just about to open a similar thread. The pastor kept saying " i will never carry another man's problem" . I always thought the heart of christianity was selflessness. Love, after all Jesus died for Christains, and their sins and their problem, shouldnt the aim of christianity be to help carry one anothers problem if possible?
There are numerous other prayer points that astound me...

My dear! And you hear the whole congregation shouting 'Amen' but, the next day someone will just drop dead...

Bludeville: Was just about to open a similar thread. The pastor kept saying " i will never carry another man's problem" . I always thought the heart of christianity was selflessness. Love, after all Jesus died for Christains, and their sins and their problem, shouldnt the aim of christianity be to help carry one anothers problem if possible?
There are numerous other prayer points that astound me...

My dear! And you hear the whole congregation shouting 'Amen' but, the next day someone will just drop dead..

Ab025: @smartie gurl....abeg help me ask her o!!!

Lolzzz! I fear ohhh

ogugua88: Pele.

@Op, she.

lolzzz! Cool