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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Morning,2017 Applicants, Npower So #muchmore. by Smartjob1(f): 1:06am On Aug 18, 2017
Hmmm...Thats good.

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Food / Re: Stop Buying Groundnut Oil With Bad Odour. They Are Fake! by Smartjob1(f): 12:50am On Aug 18, 2017
Unpredictableme:



And the degree of hotness will remain constant

Hotplate was not turned off as he forgot to when NEPA struck. However, the hotplate is the automatic one that heats up and turns off, then heats up again and turns off, etc. We thank God there was no fire incidence but the good part is that it exposed what people have been eating without knowing it.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With N50,000 In Lagos? by Smartjob1(f): 12:39am On Aug 18, 2017
Op, where does your passion lie? You can start any business from scratch. It depends on your passion and staying power. No real entrepreneur will just suggest a particular area to you just by your question. What is your passion currently? Lets start from there.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Frustrated On My Search For Employers To Employ Me For Freelance Article Writing by Smartjob1(f): 12:32am On Aug 18, 2017
Hi Op, don't be. Help is here.

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Romance / Re: The Mid-life Crisis. by Smartjob1(f): 3:07am On Aug 16, 2017
Well said bro.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Alert by Smartjob1(f): 2:37am On Aug 16, 2017
This is very unfortunate and the authorities shouldnt just fold their hands and watch. Let them also go to the venue and arrest these guys.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job For Someone With An MBA Or An MBA Student by Smartjob1(f): 2:28am On Aug 16, 2017
Hmmm...3 days job? Name your price? Wow!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Contract Job Or Part Time Job! by Smartjob1(f): 2:23am On Aug 16, 2017
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Food / Re: Stop Buying Groundnut Oil With Bad Odour. They Are Fake! by Smartjob1(f): 1:15am On Aug 16, 2017
maradelkitchen:
This is too bad. Please try to inform the seller

The seller was shocked when she was told and shown the stuff. She couldnt believe it. The problem is that she still has some gallons of the oil left. She is probably still selling it in other to make back her money, although, she promised to stop.
Food / Re: Stop Buying Groundnut Oil With Bad Odour. They Are Fake! by Smartjob1(f): 1:12am On Aug 16, 2017
RIPEnglish:
There are more to this story, 0p needing to told us more on what he frieded.

Nothing more to the story. Potato was fried and he left the frying pan on the hotplate for work. When he came back, he met that thick black substance on the frying pan.

The picture was taken in my office because I took the substance in the water to show to my colleague and they suggested I let other people know what we have been consuming for years without knowing it. It is a sad experience.
Food / Re: Stop Buying Groundnut Oil With Bad Odour. They Are Fake! by Smartjob1(f): 1:08am On Aug 16, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Although it is true that something must kill a man but

Life is Eazi.
I know it is you but since you claim it's your neighbor,

I'd advice you to buy good registered Vegetable Oil brands and stop buying cheap oil.
It's tough to survive in Naija so everyone is cutting corners.

Gain must be made.



Lol...Thanks for the advice. Well noted.
Food / Re: Stop Buying Groundnut Oil With Bad Odour. They Are Fake! by Smartjob1(f): 1:07am On Aug 16, 2017
psp2pc:
I ain't Gonna fall for this bullcr>p story.
for a translucent veg oil to have changed to a thick black semi solid, something must have gone wrong somewhere...or did ur neighbour fry plastic potato?
are you sure your neighbor didn't even mistakenly buy engine oil thinking its veg. oil?

Bro, this is very true. It actually happened and the frying pan has been soaked with bleach since Saturday. My neighbour didnt buy plastic potato.
Food / Stop Buying Groundnut Oil With Bad Odour. They Are Fake! by Smartjob1(f): 2:00am On Aug 15, 2017
Good day all.

This may shock you but it is very true. It happened on Saturday, 12th Aug. My neighbour bought a bottle of groundnut oil from the market. It was not any of the brand names in the groundnut oil business. It was also cheaper. He fried some potato that Saturday morning using his hotplate. When he was done frying, he put off the hotplate and he left the frying pan on the it. He left for work.

On coming back,he discovered that something that shocked him. The supposed groundnut oil had turned into a thick black paste (something like coal tar). The hotplate hit the oil to the extent that the other chemical escaped and then, the thick black paste was left behind.

My people, the picture below is the what many of us consume everyday as groundnut. When it settles in our bodies, this is what they form. It is dangerous and deadly.

Avoid buying groundnut oil without a brand name.

Avoid groundnut oil that has very bad odour. It is probably a fake one and can kill.

Inform your loved ones. Stay safe!

-lalasticlala

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Career / Re: 4 Signs You Are Going To Be Fired And How To Fix Them by Smartjob1(f): 1:29am On Aug 15, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent " Will Npower N-teach Be Deploy To Primary Or Secondary Schools?" by Smartjob1(f): 12:52am On Aug 15, 2017
Yes.

They are part of what you signed up for.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: (P&G) 2017 Fresh Graduate Internship Applicants Discussion Thread by Smartjob1(f): 12:47am On Aug 15, 2017
Good observation OP.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FREE Cover Letter Template For Job Seekers by Smartjob1(f): 1:29am On Aug 14, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Volunteer Opportunities At Corpa.ng by Smartjob1(f): 1:23am On Aug 14, 2017
I went through your platform and it is awesome.


Good one OP.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Stop Doing These 9 Things When Applying For Jobs Online by Smartjob1(f): 1:20am On Aug 14, 2017
Thanks OP for sharing this.

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Career / Re: Is This Modern Day Slavery Or Forced Labour? by Smartjob1(f): 1:13am On Aug 14, 2017
Employee Rank and Yank – the Enron Way!

An easy WAY to collapse!

The story of Enron, its rise and its fall, is a far history to many but the memory of what played out during the period will linger for years to come. The fall of the once “most admired” company in the USA came as a big surprise to many who thought that nothing could sink the great Titanic Ship – but it sank anyway!

When Ken Lay (late CEO of Enron Corp) employed the duo of Jeff Skilling and Andy Fastow, everything seemed perfect. Within a short period, Jeff was made the CEO and Fastow, CFO. These people were later known as the SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM. Jeff, in order to surpass the market figures, initiated drastic and cruel measures so as to motivate (or intimidate) employees in meeting company set targets – either by hook or crook. Two of such measures were the RANK and YANK and “Mark-to-Mark” figures. In RANK and YANK, the employees are rated based on their performance every month and the last 15% are sacked – straight SACK! The result? Every employee decided to use every [im]possible means to meet the damn company target while undermining (or sinking) the company by all means. Gradually, the rut of corruption, shylockism and deadly means crept into the Enron Corp. Jeff, Ken and Fastow sucked the company until the Titanic sank gradually in 2001/2002. Senior managers, who saw the fall coming, helped themselves to the loot. And that was the end of Enron Corp – a multi-billion dollar oil and gas, energy company. Jeff was sentenced to 25yrs, Ken died of heart attack and Fastow is now an office clerk after serving 6yrs imprisonment.

The story plays out on a daily basis in most Nigerian companies – especially private corporations. The managers intimidate, mandate and use all sorts of ways to manipulate employees into corporate “slavery.” The results? The Enron Way! When banks began with their unrealistic targets for their marketers (as they still do), the rate of bank failures and frauds increased – most especially, in the so-called new generation banks. The managers of these organisations believe in getting results by threats, intimidations. Sure, they get the results but they get the WRONG RESULTS that sinks companies. And where are those bank CEO’s?

Corporate existence depends on employees and SMART Plan. Employees are the first point of contact between the company and their clients/customers. If employees work under duress, the customers will feel it and move on. If the employees enjoy themselves, it will reflect in the customers’ attitude – simple. If a company has a staff turnover of more than 30% within 2 years, it is a red flag – danger. It simply reflects the inefficiency of the oga@thetop. Unfortunately, too many companies in Nigeria are proud of staff turnovers of 120% in a year – and they wonder why things are not just moving fine for them….I wonder too!

Employees are neither slaves nor animals. They are humans and they have feelings too. Psychologically, few can be motivated by threat. Threat does not work with everybody and it is a no-no for abusive languages. Equip yourself with Emotional Intelligence as a manager and you are bound to reap the fruit of having those wonderful people called employees. Fail to master Emotional Intelligence and you are setting yourself up for a big failure –either now or in the nearest future.
Avoid going the Enron Way!

Na GOD get power.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, Anybody Want To Help A Sister Out? by Smartjob1(f): 1:05am On Aug 14, 2017
Let a sister epp a sister.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 183 Federal Ministries, Agencies In Massive Illegal Recruitment by Smartjob1(f): 1:00am On Aug 14, 2017
OP, e don tey na...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Any Job Vacancies In Ilorin Kwara State by Smartjob1(f): 12:55am On Aug 14, 2017
OP, you can get what you want when you easily connect to employers from that area.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Schleez Nigeria Limited by Smartjob1(f): 12:50am On Aug 14, 2017
Op, ensure you have the right information before going for the interview. Be careful!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Follow This Thread For Portharcourt Jobs by Smartjob1(f): 3:42am On Aug 13, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 200L IT Student, Searching For Place To Do His 3months IT by Smartjob1(f): 3:02am On Aug 13, 2017
Visited www.bejite.com?

You might find what you are looking for from there.

Thank me later.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy In Leadcapital by Smartjob1(f): 2:56am On Aug 13, 2017
Thanks Op. Guys who are interested in the job should do the needful asap!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Am In Need Of Job, by Smartjob1(f): 2:48am On Aug 13, 2017
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Politics / Re: "Buhari Has Been Fulfilling His Campaign Promises" - Lai Mohammed by Smartjob1(f): 2:18am On Aug 13, 2017
Yea..We know.

You said...

Politics / Re: "PDP Will Reclaim Power In 2019" - Jonathan Speaks At PDP Convention by Smartjob1(f): 2:06am On Aug 13, 2017
Me:

Say that again?

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