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wow!!!!! |
why not? Who been want to dey divorce ? |
pls where are u? I will need it |
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he is 2baba ![]() |
RichDad1: E pain you too?yels ![]() |
RichDad1: Sharap! Na Una type set use babe pant so cap for bedroom. #Hypocritesna u come better?? Foolish son,, |
fool ![]() |
both ![]() |
ok ![]() |
hmmmmm FTC sha..... Incase |
seriously o,, but wait a minute.... T.I try na ![]() |
na so we see am o |
so ? |
shoki go soon join ![]() |
hahahahhahahaha,, na wa o ![]() |
hi peeps, just wondering if realy there is a symbian bbm apps,, ma friend who use a bb told me, but i have been trying to check, could not get anything on it,, is there realy bbm for symbian fones? |
yes naw |
AudreyTimms: APPRECIATIONthanks so much |
hmmmm ![]() |
so? ![]() |
Tuface loses Dad to cancer Michael Idibia, father of Multi award winning singer, 2face has died. He had been undergoing treatments for prostrate cancer for a while but sadly, didn’t survive it – he passed on today at an undisclosed hospital in Abuja. 2face’s Manager, Efe Omoregie, who confirmed the news, this evening said the singer is still in shock over the sad incident. May his soul rest in peace. |
A nude guy (johny) was sun bathing at the beach. A little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asks, 'Whats under there?'A bird' johny replied, The girl goes away and johny later fell asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital bed, and he was in a great pain. A doctor came up to his bed and asks,'What happened?' johny answerd, 'I don't knoW I was at the beach and fell asleep after talking to a little girl' So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they went to the beach to find any witnesses. When they got there, they saw the little girl johny talked about. So they asked her if she saw anything that happend to johny, She answers, 'I know, Just that when he was sleeping, and I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i gat angry n broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its EGGs |
A very sad Chinese story: by Lux Aliagu 朣楢琴执㝧执瑩浻牡楧㩮㔱硰执㝧执獧浻牡楧敬 瑦 瀰絸朣杢㑳执獧扻捡杫潲 湵潣潬㩲昣昸昸㬸慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧敷止瑩札慲 楤 湥楬敮牡氬晥⁴潴敬瑦 戠瑯潴牦浯㡦㡦㡦潴捥捥捥戻捡杫潲湵浩条㩥眭 扥 楫楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸 昸攣散散戻捡杫潲湵浩条㩥洭穯氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮 琨 灯㡦㡦㡦捥捥捥㬩慢正牧 畯摮椭慭敧獭氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥捥捥 㬩 慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧楬敮牡 札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散戻捡杫潲湵浩条㩥楬敮 牡 札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣 散散汩整㩲牰杯摩䐺䥘慭敧牔湡晳牯楍牣獯景牧 摡 敩瑮猨慴瑲潃潬卲牴昣 昸昸䔬摮潃潬卲牴攣散散㬩潢摲牥硰猠汯摩⌠㙣 㙣 㙣搻獩汰祡戺潬正潭潢摲牥 爭摡畩㩳瀲㭸漭戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰敷止瑩戭牯敤 慲 楤獵㈺硰戻牯敤慲楤獵㈺ 硰执獧搴摻獩汰祡戺潬正瀻獯瑩潩㩮敲慬楴敶执 獧 搴筮楤灳慬㩹湩楬敮戭 潬正漻敶晲潬 朣楢琴执㝧执瑩浻牡楧㩮㔱硰执 㝧 执獧浻牡楧敬瑦瀰絸朣杢㑳 执獧扻捡杫潲湵潣潬㩲昣昸昸㬸慢正牧畯摮椭慭 敧 敷止瑩札慲楤湥楬敮牡 氬晥⁴潴敬瑦戠瑯潴牦浯㡦㡦㡦潴捥捥捥戻捡杫 潲 湵浩条㩥眭扥楫楬敮牡札 慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散戻捡杫潲湵浩条㩥洭穯氭 湩 慥牧摡敩瑮琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥 捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧獭氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮琨灯 㡦 㡦㡦捥捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮 椭慭敧楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散戻捡杫潲 湵 浩条㩥楬敮牡札慲楤 湥潴昣昸昸攣散散汩整㩲牰杯摩䐺䥘慭敧牔湡晳 牯 楍牣獯景牧摡敩瑮猨慴 瑲潃潬卲牴昣昸昸䔬摮潃潬卲牴攣散散㬩潢摲牥 硰 猠汯摩⌠㙣㙣㙣搻獩汰祡戺 潬正潭潢摲牥爭摡畩㩳瀲㭸漭戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰 敷 止瑩戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰 戻 牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰执獧搴摻獩汰祡戺潬正瀻獯瑩潩 㩮 敲慬楴敶执獧搴筮楤灳 慬㩹湩楬敮戭潬正漻敶晲潬 Kaii........ I am already crying, Especially that part when she said: 汦睯攺 |
polymathic:lol ![]() |
Are u 18 yrs & above? Do u hav a valid ID passport? Can u speak English & any other language? Are u lukin for a 9am - 3pm Job with a Monthly Salary of N350,000 and a weekly allowance of N20,000? No work during wkends & u only have to work half-day on Fridays? If U're interested in this Job, Pls contact me with Ur full details ... SO DAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT 2GEDA. COS ME SEF DEY FIND DAT KIND JOB. |
SMALLPENIS: awesomely funny! take 10likes jarelol, thanks ![]() |
A man went to see a doctor and said, "please doctor don't laugh at what i want to show you''. The doctor said, "I have been a doctor for 20 years so I don't see what can amuse me." The man opened his trousers and showed his pennis to the doctor which was as small as a TV remote's battery. on seeing these, the doctor fell down and started laughing continously. After 10 minute of laughter, he regained himself, apologized and asked the man, "whats wrong with your penis?"The man said, "its swollen.." The doctor died laughing.. |
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true talk ![]() |
wow!!!! |
dunhill26: What are u taking it for? |
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