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Music/RadioRe: MUSIC: Fela - Zombie by Smartlux(m): 10:52pm On Sep 05, 2014
wow!!!!!
Music/RadioRe: I’m Scared Of Divorce —banky W by Smartlux(m): 9:26pm On Sep 05, 2014
why not? Who been want to dey divorcehuh?
ComputersRe: Accer Aspire One Mini Laptop by Smartlux(m): 9:24pm On Sep 05, 2014
pls where are u? I will need it
Jokes EtcRe: Categories Of Nigerian Youths: Me And You No Dey The Same Category by Smartlux(m): 5:42pm On Sep 05, 2014
embarassedok
Music/RadioRe: Is 2face Overrated? by Smartlux(m): 5:39pm On Sep 05, 2014
he is 2baba cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: One Word For This Guys (photo) by Smartlux(m): 4:35pm On Sep 05, 2014
RichDad1: E pain you too?
yels tongue
Jokes EtcRe: One Word For This Guys (photo) by Smartlux(m): 11:33am On Sep 05, 2014
RichDad1: Sharap! Na Una type set use babe pant so cap for bedroom. #Hypocrites
na u come better?? Foolish son,,
Jokes EtcRe: One Word For This Guys (photo) by Smartlux(m): 8:34am On Sep 05, 2014
fool lipsrsealed
Music/RadioRe: Orezi Shoki Vs Lil Kesh Shoki, Which Is Your Favourite Hit? by Smartlux(m): 8:32am On Sep 05, 2014
both tongue
Music/RadioRe: Sean Tizzle Stole Rara? by Smartlux(m): 7:26am On Sep 05, 2014
okhuh
Music/RadioRe: Naija Blogs At War: Tooxclusive Boss Labels Notjustok 'copy-cat' by Smartlux(m): 7:23am On Sep 05, 2014
hmmmmm cry
FTC sha..... Incase kiss
Music/RadioRe: On Psquare And Why Naija Artistes Will Never Break Into US Market. by Smartlux(m): 7:18am On Sep 05, 2014
seriously o,, but wait a minute.... T.I try na lipsrsealed
Music/RadioRe: Global Death Of Rap/hip Pop by Smartlux(m): 7:14am On Sep 05, 2014
na so we see am o cry
BusinessRe: Dangote's Brother Sani's Accounts Frozen Over N5.2bn Loan by Smartlux(m): 9:15pm On Sep 04, 2014
sohuh?
LiteratureRe: Confirmed: Side Boob, YOLO, Cray Are Now English Words by Smartlux(m): 9:59am On Sep 03, 2014
shoki go soon join cool
EntertainmentRe: Big Brother Africa House Engulfed In Fire, Show Postponed Indefinitely! (see Pic by Smartlux(m): 11:01pm On Sep 02, 2014
hahahahhahahaha,, na wa o tongue
PhonesSymbian Bbm by Smartlux(op): 10:23am On Sep 02, 2014
hi peeps, just wondering if realy there is a symbian bbm apps,, ma friend who use a bb told me, but i have been trying to check, could not get anything on it,, is there realy bbm for symbian fones?
HealthRe: How Smoking Cigarette Can Destroy Your Sense Of Taste by Smartlux(m): 6:57am On Sep 02, 2014
yes naw
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Smartlux(m): 10:31pm On Aug 31, 2014
AudreyTimms: APPRECIATION

My first and foremost gratitude goes to my Inspiration, The Holy Spirit. Thank you for giving me this beautiful gift and for helping me utilize it. Thanks for showing me in my dreams stories to write, thanks for pointing out stories for me to write in people around me. Thanks for always pushing me to go and write and for sitting beside me when I'm writing to give me knew twists and ideas. Above all, thanks for always being with me. I love you, Awesome!

I want to appreciate my husband who stood by me throughout this period. Thank you for never complaining when lunch or dinner came late because I was busy typing. Thanks for never getting tired of my asking if a particular grammar is correct. Thanks also for telling me you are ready to spend your last dime to make sure I achieve my dream of being a renowned writer. Thanks for believing in me even though you couldn't even read up to a chapter of the story and want to wait to read it when its published. I love you.

Gratitude goes to my dear friend repogirl for convincing me to post my story here. Thanks for all the advice you've given me concerning my stories and furthering my writing career. You are a friend indeed! God bless you and your family.

Appreciation goes to Arc. Oluwaseun Olagunju, my Prof. I have to give you the title of 'My Greatest Fan' because you were indeed that. I appreciate your insights, corrections, prayers, encouragement and jokes. Thanks also for being my manager.

I want to appreciate Larrysun for being the first to comment on the thread even though I didn't see him again after that. Your comment on spacing my paragraphs really helped. Thanks.

Thanks also to Costlybabe. You were the second person to comment on the thread at a time I was already losing hope. Your comment of 'super story' made me continue posting. Thanks dear.

I also appreciate incredibleme for posting my thread on other threads without fear of repercussion which probably got my story to the front page. I appreciate you.

Halfcaste1, my kolo friend and my able PR thepatroit, you are highly appreciated.

Too many people to appreciate. My darling and wonderful readers, I've compiled your names in order of appearance and I hope I didn't leave any name out. Some monikers funny sha!

God bless you all. Thank you.

Costlybabe, Halfcaste1, shokoloko, morsadh, incredibleme, Rhyno02, sommyqueen, estellar12, nickilimah, almacherish, codedbaby, Timothy3113, bibie01, Aliyuozioma, princesa, ADUKKY, Oyizzti, Mercyesse, Holubunmi, ully, Hauneg, Jiteshell, vivikul, vicosir, typompy234, ifyonoj, deebarbie, princesa, ormorlehwah, kanechimex, Temmyojo, Flakkydagirl, MsMichaelz, orla01, slap1, Plaitex, emmabest2000, tbmas, goldwaters, Kaycee7, timpaker, dadoctore, pammusphy, toykathy, Essydiamond, avuekwe, hebenz, Fatalveli, Savigne, Ruhbiee, zinylizzy, okotv, maryhaam, aiyepekuruth, vonn, adeayomi08, olarafiat, fadario, oHaddy, Olamilekan08, chibwike, Euphrosyne, rahmatitohan, Bhummieluv, bookhy, Pororo, joe17, Freshpage, capip120, adalusha101, bountiouz, Candis009, pricelesslove, Goldenbasil, Jennimma, gaczee99, Dorisbest, philmama, PrinceAdepoju, Sarahjoe1000, Whizpeter, Snowangel4, jaybiz007, aprilwise, sammyjay3, ifynwa15, Damzy997, nnoly, Okinjay, wunmzylala, debybeautyworld, akejujoe, shomart, plumule, tumaraya, Hameenat94, lilypet, Smartlux, Queenstar, mmig, Adesylvia, hephzibahbeulah, zoe123, Balley, Funniez, Emanuel1997, ojingbe, leoloi, shaks97, omoh19, ezblessyn, indomitable234, segunjowo, Maryclaire1, d4real890, handmaid, purityval, ance12, Cheriepet, Victhoriah, seunviju, christabeli, Ainooyozi, seunlarry, ADUKKY, typompy234, preciousberry, Gibjewel, Funkybim, JeffreyJamez, Ladycarol, Mj45, PrettySpicey, crislyn, ully, Shoelace1, ameenahz, Chiamaka01, bussyzionite, charijee, Orikinla, promzee4d, Debbysky, kaylasparkz, Ice4jez, kinbid, hieroglophyicz, onosj, gal10, TemitopeDaniel, stormybucci, trusted, fadario, mitchie58, dammygoody, kceemart, jollyjoy, Kprice, anasbeaut, Joannicky, swtangeljones, Bilany, blondndbeautiful, omotalkie, 3Dimension, Emmykul4love, Annie09, Ego2, khaffy, chii8, eneLight3, lait, Harrychocoberry, vance12, ebysandra, Komzzy1, annylove, Jesusbaby93, oluwabunmilola, Vibra, RAFIC Toeyean1507, heemah, bouqui009, Yudeeaikay, ToriEmMason, SexySapphire, SallychizzI3, Suzzytee5, phebean008, Princesschi, udison, boladex1, Tbrak, olasunbophummie, Babetolux, myndd, holyboss, MidieMeliss, Orlolahdey, kaypayble, GbemiAjags01, pinkylev, shomart, crazo, arolexwalex1, kadiriafolasade, BabieGhagha, Tomkhalifa52, Kajiang02, Omoakin5, HelenBee, Mrblaze06, abbychi, somaa and all my ghost and guest readers! (Sorry if your name was mentioned twice)

I love you all.

With tears in her eyes, this is Audrey Timms taking her final bow as the curtain of Unfulfilled Promises draws to a close! Ciao!
thanks so much
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CultureRe: The Magic Of Calabar And Their Women by Smartlux(m): 6:35am On Aug 26, 2014
hmmmm lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Kcee, Harrysong, & Aliko Dangote (Picture) by Smartlux(m): 6:32am On Aug 26, 2014
so? undecided
Celebrities2face Loses Dad by Smartlux(op): 10:58am On Aug 24, 2014
Tuface loses Dad to cancer
Michael Idibia, father of Multi award winning singer, 2face has died. He had been undergoing treatments for prostrate cancer for a while but sadly, didn’t survive it – he passed on today at an undisclosed hospital in Abuja. 2face’s Manager, Efe Omoregie, who confirmed the news, this evening said the singer is still in shock over the sad incident.
May his soul rest in peace.
Jokes EtcSmashed Eggs by Smartlux(op): 10:19pm On Aug 23, 2014
A nude guy (johny) was
sun bathing at the beach. A little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asks, 'Whats under there?'A bird' johny replied, The girl goes away and johny later fell asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a
hospital bed, and he was in a great pain. A doctor came up to his bed and asks,'What happened?'
johny answerd, 'I don't knoW I was at the beach and fell asleep after talking to a little girl' So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they went to the beach to find any witnesses. When they got there, they saw the little girl johny talked about. So they asked her if she saw anything that happend to johny, She answers, 'I know, Just that when he was sleeping, and I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i gat angry n broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its EGGs
Jokes EtcTouching Story by Smartlux(op): 8:20pm On Aug 23, 2014
A very sad Chinese story: by Lux Aliagu
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楍牣獯景牧摡敩瑮猨慴
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硰 猠汯摩⌠㙣㙣㙣搻獩汰祡戺
潬正潭潢摲牥爭摡畩㩳瀲㭸漭戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰

止瑩戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰

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敲慬楴敶执獧搴筮楤灳
慬㩹湩楬敮戭潬正漻敶晲潬
Kaii........
I am already crying,
Especially that part when she said: 汦睯攺
Jokes EtcRe: Job Offer by Smartlux(op): 7:48am On Aug 23, 2014
polymathic: grin grin grin... I forgot tis joke eh!!! Was feeling excited aidy..
lol grin
Jokes EtcJob Offer by Smartlux(op): 11:10pm On Aug 22, 2014
Are u 18 yrs & above?
Do u hav a valid ID passport?
Can u speak English & any other language? Are u lukin for a 9am - 3pm Job with a Monthly Salary of
N350,000 and a weekly allowance of N20,000? No work during wkends & u only have to work half-day on Fridays? If U're interested in this Job, Pls contact me with Ur
full details ... SO DAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT 2GEDA. COS
ME SEF DEY FIND DAT KIND JOB.
Jokes EtcRe: Tiny by Smartlux(op): 2:49pm On Aug 22, 2014
SMALLPENIS: awesomely funny! take 10likes jare
lol, thanks cheesy
Jokes EtcTiny by Smartlux(op): 1:07pm On Aug 22, 2014
A man went to see a doctor and said, "please doctor don't laugh at what i want
to show you''. The doctor said,
"I have been a doctor for 20 years so I don't see what can amuse me."
The man opened his trousers and showed his pennis to the doctor which was as small as a TV remote's battery. on seeing these, the doctor fell down and started laughing continously. After 10 minute of laughter, he regained himself, apologized and asked the man, "whats wrong with your penis?"The man said, "its swollen.." The doctor died laughing..
PoliticsRe: What I Saw In Umuahia, Abia State Last Week (picture) by Smartlux(m): 6:49am On Aug 21, 2014
lol cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Signs He's Not Going To Propose Marriage by Smartlux(m): 11:41am On Aug 20, 2014
true talk cool
LiteratureRe: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Smartlux(m): 6:47pm On Aug 18, 2014
wow!!!!
HealthRe: Tramol by Smartlux(op): 7:33am On Aug 16, 2014
dunhill26: What are u taking it for?

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