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Elparaiso:
He meant it as a joke

I'm telling you, that guy totally lost his sense of humor

politricks:
How wont you expect to be booed when you are the GCFR (Grand commander of the fo.ol's republic)

I'm sure you know you reside in that republic.
Bastard

adepiero:
Its only in 9ja when an elder falls as a result of your hinderance, you have to kill seven cows before the elder can stand on his/her feet

Oya na make him dey ground dey wait cow

Mhizizzy:
Simple

I wont visit my boyfriend wen I don't want to get down

so everytime you visit him, you guys GET DOWN??

osizi06:
Rip to d dead in advance

Empty brain

dodoniyi:
(F) If you were born on a SATURDAY:



• You are generally serious and have a good sense of responsibility which makes you a very trusted person.
• You are prone to worrying too much and get sad often suddenly by recalling past events.
• You are very intelligent, almost perfectionist, and would do extremely well in any kind of business.
• You like to maintain a high standard of living and have a style of your own. The clothes you wear, you overall get-up and everything you do appears to have been planned and purposeful even when it is not.
• You are prone to be rebellious but sometimes it might be just for the sake of it or without good reason.
• You are somewhat difficult to control because in the end you do what you think is right and what others say do not matter much to you.
• You are not only stubborn but you also do not trust many people—even if they are your close friends or colleagues. You weigh too much before making friends.

SOURCE: http://www.dayofbirth.net/leftlinkmain.php?day=sat#.VUibg1VViko




(G) If you were born on a SUNDAY:



• You have a positive attitude towards life and are generous in nature. You are also very trustworthy.
• You are most likely to be an introvert and have very few friends. You are very suspicious and do not trust others much.
• You are very sensitive and are often too moved by somebody else’s comment and you think over it for too long.
• You are a thinker, but sometimes you might get carried away and lose focus from reality. You also have a tendency to procrastinate.
• You are very helpful in nature but are also short tempered which might hamper your relationship with others.
• You are independent and love to help those in need. You are also stubborn in nature.
• Due to your stubborn nature you find it hard to work amicably with others and find difficulty in dealing with situations where some compromise and conformation is required. You ought to change your attitude otherwise you might find it hard to survive in your workplace.

SOURCE: http://www.dayofbirth.net/leftlinkmain.php?day=sun#.VUiPwlVViko

Sunday affect me sha...I have seen some of these traits tho

austinbrown:
witch no dey my village guy

No village wey dem no they

austinbrown:
Buhari will bring this thing down and build another one in three days time

The witches in you village are playing "police and thief" with your brain

OREMUSSANCTUS:
We anxiously waiting for d magician to come fix it
I love transformation
I hate "change"

Baba, na for every post I dey see you now ooo.
Something dey tell me say your way no straight

I'm a member of Assemblies of God too...but I stopped going to the church and churches entirely cos of the evil that go on in a supposed house of God. not only district quarters, things go on at the local churches too.









Let them pay these women their gratuity

Those of you mentioning Igbo.....may devil use your destiny to play ludo.


What has igbo got to do with this?

prof1990:
ibos ehn chai.......

your grandfather left balls

SHOCKING: Iphones are now exploding


A New York man says his smartphone blew up in his
pocket and that he wound up in a hospital.
Erik Johnson of Lindenhurst says his iPhone 5C
spontaneously erupted in extreme heat while it was
in his pants pocket, giving him second- and third-
degree burnson his leg the size of a football.
He was headed to a wake for his cousin in New
Jersey on February 14, Johnson said, and he
dropped his car keys.
“When I went to bend over, I heard a pop,” he told
CNN. “I heard a sizzling, and I ended up ripping my
pants off to stop it from burning me.”
Johnson said he didn’t know what was causing the
pain at first and there was no warning — just an
extreme burn and a lot of pain. In a panic, he quickly
started ripping at his pants as the phone began to
melt the edges of his pocket shut, he said.
“I was trying to get it out of my pocket,” he said. “It
started burning right through my pants. It was
burning my leg, and I had to get my pants off
somehow.”
Johnson’s brother, who was with him at the time,
decided driving him to the hospital would be faster
than dialing 911, Johnson said.
They drove to the Bayonne Medical Center in New
Jersey. After being evaluated in the emergency
room, Johnson was taken by ambulance to the Burn
Center at Staten Island University Hospital. The burn
center confirmed to CNN that he spent 10 days there
receiving treatment.
“I still can’t believe it,” Johnson said. “I’ve never dealt
with anything like this before.”
He works as an operating engineer in New York City,
maintaining escalators, cranes and forklifts.
He said now he is at home with family in
Lindenhurst, and a nurse comes in every day to
change his bandage.
In the meantime, he said, he hasn’t even thought
about buying a new phone.
Mike Della, a personal injury lawyer on Long Island
who is representing Johnson, says despite two
phone calls and a letter, Apple had not yet
responded to his queries about why his client’s
phone suddenly exploded in heat.
CNN reached out to Apple, and the company stated
that it is looking into the incident.
Johnson purchased the phone last year and had not
been using a battery case or third-party charger,
Della said.
“First and foremost, we have to find out how this
happened and prevent it from happening ever
again,” Della told CNN. “That’s the whole goal here.
Is the product safe?”
Della said because of this case, he now is quick to
take extra precautions with his phone.
“Now, every single time I have my iPhone, instead of
putting it in my pocket, I put it in the seat next to me
because of this case, ” he said. “My wife does the
same thing, and so does everyone else at the (law)
firm. It’s a little scary.”
“You shouldn’t have to worry about your phone
exploding,” he said.

The ongoing romantic back and forth duel between
Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa has finally gotten the
rapper to speak out his emotion and he did it in the
best way possible… By rapping about it.


In a new song ‘Rico Love’s “Somebody Else…Wiz
Khalifa raps:

Thought I had it
All the magic, I couldn’t imagine
That it would all end tragic
Automatically I’m the bad one
I was only doing us
Gave everything, a kid and house
And a wedding ring
And now you talk about you could do
better things
How did we get this way?
How do you entertain that bullsh-t?
Why you even care what Instagram got
to say?
Now when you see me, we don’t act the
same
Smiling on TV tryna hide the pain
An empty seat where you used to be
with me on the plane
That empty hole in my heart
Will I ever love again?
You had your way and you know it
Ain’t thinking forward, you still in the
past
Ain’t gon’ lie, I spent some time thinking
if we could’ve lasted
Screaming ‘F-ck the world,’ I know what’s
behind those glasses
Rollin’ up another joint thinkin’ bout the
last
Being alone ain’t what you wanna be
And me with a girl ain’t what you wanna
see
Truthfully, it’ ain’t you, it’s me.
[b]The ongoing romantic back and forth duel between
Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa has finally gotten the
rapper to speak out his emotion and he did it in the
best way possible… By rapping about it.


In a new song ‘Rico Love’s “Somebody Else…Wiz
Khalifa raps:

Thought I had it
All the magic, I couldn’t imagine
That it would all end tragic
Automatically I’m the bad one
I was only doing us
Gave everything, a kid and house
And a wedding ring
And now you talk about you could do
better things
How did we get this way?
How do you entertain that bullsh-t?
Why you even care what Instagram got
to say?
Now when you see me, we don’t act the
same
Smiling on TV tryna hide the pain
An empty seat where you used to be
with me on the plane
That empty hole in my heart
Will I ever love again?
You had your way and you know it
Ain’t thinking forward, you still in the
past
Ain’t gon’ lie, I spent some time thinking
if we could’ve lasted
Screaming ‘F-ck the world,’ I know what’s
behind those glasses
Rollin’ up another joint thinkin’ bout the
last
Being alone ain’t what you wanna be
And me with a girl ain’t what you wanna
see
Truthfully, it’ ain’t you, it’s me.
[/b]The ongoing romantic back and forth duel between
Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa has finally gotten the
rapper to speak out his emotion and he did it in the
best way possible… By rapping about it.


In a new song ‘Rico Love’s “Somebody Else…Wiz
Khalifa raps:

Thought I had it
All the magic, I couldn’t imagine
That it would all end tragic
Automatically I’m the bad one
I was only doing us
Gave everything, a kid and house
And a wedding ring
And now you talk about you could do
better things
How did we get this way?
How do you entertain that bullsh-t?
Why you even care what Instagram got
to say?
Now when you see me, we don’t act the
same
Smiling on TV tryna hide the pain
An empty seat where you used to be
with me on the plane
That empty hole in my heart
Will I ever love again?
You had your way and you know it
Ain’t thinking forward, you still in the
past
Ain’t gon’ lie, I spent some time thinking
if we could’ve lasted
Screaming ‘F-ck the world,’ I know what’s
behind those glasses
Rollin’ up another joint thinkin’ bout the
last
Being alone ain’t what you wanna be
And me with a girl ain’t what you wanna
see
Truthfully, it’ ain’t you, it’s me.

ClassyAdewumi:
shoroniyen?

Oya mi lenu o

He has gone mad........Alibaba couldn't even look at him






















Sorry for the fellow sha

Reekado Banks is having his graduation ceremony
today along with other final year students of the
University of Lagos, Nigeria and the 21-year-old
music star excitedly took to twitter to share the
news with his fans and followers.
@ReekadoBanks HAPPY CONVOCATION TO ME.
PROUD TO SAY IM A GRADUATE OF HISTORY AND
STRATEGIC STUDIES FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF
LAGOS. THANK YOU LORD.

Ekiseme:
Lol

this one na odogwu,police can't do this to the main masquerades

the ones you call main masquerade respects itself. And I have seen the main ones that the police has even arrested

phlemzy:
Does this proph only see presidential prophecies?. How come he doesn't see prophecies of the common men around him.

and who told you he doesn't see prophecies for common men around him....try to get close to him and I'm sure he is gonna see that you are....... I no talk anything o

babatgtr:
d girl in blue dress at d right side hmmmmm, cn sum1 c wat am seeing

I see it bro

Mhizkel:
Yea! Cos you are dumbest

I see

Mhizkel:
Smartprodigy...something strong tells me you are
























dumb

not as dumb as you are.

dickrider:
[size=15pt]Rubbish this is just a cover up for her ashawo business. Many ladies do this so people won't question their source of funds whereas they are runz girls. I'm not decieved. Nonsense[/size]

you speak like you are guilty of this. HATE

dickrider:
[size=15pt]Rubbish this is just a cover up for her ashawo business. Many ladies do this so people won't question their source of funds whereas they are runz girls. I'm not decieved. Nonsense[/size]

you speak like you are guilty of this. HATE

liljboy:
are igbos the only pple there? stop ranting joor...

don't mind him...

Mhizkel...something strong tells me you are deceiving yourself and lying too

Mhizkel:
Yea it doesn't...Except if i like the person naturally..but if don't, there's nothing he is gonna do that will move me!Even if he has millions...

in Ice prince' voice "somebody lie"

shadowgwalker:
k

I don't get...what's k?

Tonniey:
Hope that guy that keeps telling us 2 date foreign girls dey hear this?

This girl is not foreign, she is from akwa ibom

shadowgwalker:
sir, little is also something in contributing to bad health.
an inhale of a tobacco smoker could be more unhealthy than the smoker with time.

Just curios.....what does cooking with stove cause...it must have a name na

Sweetguy25:
Lol. Enough of the madness abeg.

I be Igbo boy but lets be truthful and honest, if those useless political jobbers and beggars called Eze Ndigbo didn't pay a courtesy visit to the fooolish Oba, the Oba wouldn't have seen anyone to vent his anger on and this whole furor and tension would never had occurred.

how are the Eze Ndigbo supposed to know that the Oba wants to say rubbish. Did he tell them he was gonna threaten them when they come and mind you, it was not a courtesy visit, the Oba invited them

ceo4eva:
God Bless President Jonathan for the bravery and maturity to concede defeat, for the peace and unity of Nigeria.
History will forever remember Jonathan as a true democrat and a perfect gentleman. He has set a positive standard for leaders in Africa to emulate.

GEJ remains a hero of our democracy!

Meanwhile, Congratulations to the President Elect, General Buhari. We remain hopeful he delivers his campaign promises to Nigerians.

God Bless Nigeria!

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The president behaves like he is tired of power and that pdp is forcing into second term