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Meche33:
. Talk true no be date you wan date am, na ritual you wan use am do

Ah, egbami o. Na date o. I wan see as their this thing be ni o

jeffcheddy:
Just started a relationship with an albino girl who loves me dearly. She's been faithful and helps me too when I'm broke. But I don't know what the future holds between us cos I'm a youth corper as well and we are both passing out by sept/oct. I promised to marry the next girl that comes my way, and here are my with this caring hearted girl. But my fear is what are the chances of my future kids health. What if they are all albinos,in terms of their healt issues,like eyes,skin etc. Will it not be unfair to them? Please I need advices here. Thanks

Please my brother, I'm in serious need of an Albino I can date right now. Any link? Maybe that one get sister.

EverestNwatu:
Thomas, I ain't gat no time for inrellevant arguments

Nobody they argue with you. But guy, you can lie aswear.

calculator123:
i still find it hard to believe

Things worst than these happens. But its true, I'm a student there

calculator123:
detach ke,chai op dey lie en...

Egbon, its not a lie

tolexy007:
did he break his legs?

JESUS CHRIST

NiGeRianTr0ll:
I would have asked you to share your own but we both know you can never blow...*Yawns*

Baba that was harsh na

ritababe:
lol, i told him am HIV positive after we return from shopping and he wanted to have his way .
the guy give me money join my transport say make I dey go.

Watch him tell everyone you are HIV positive and these kinda gist spreads like wildfire. Will be very hard convincing people you are not. Like say you will be walking about with test results showing negative.

ibkgab001:
where are the dogs? i can only see G-WAGON + BMW 5 SERIES 2013 model

I thought we have resolved these your eye problem bruv?

APCcrimesHD:
LAGOS IS THE LAND OF THE BENINS. WE SHALL CLAIM WHAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO US SOON!

I thought you used to have sense? Did you loose it somewhere?

davodyguy:
This is pure lie.

[b]'Ikorodu Road After Rain Last Night '[/b]What time did it rain yesterday on Ikorodu road?

Bloggers are liars. Provide evidence that it was yesterday's rain? yesterday was 18/1/2016

I refuse to insult you bro. So its only bloggers that carry these kinda news. I doubt you are even in Lagos

marlockj:
If I was nt flushed den I survived.

Should I carry moral lesson on my head.

Who told you hv nt carried d stuff already.

What is wrong with my question?

people like are the ones who start side talks in class when people ask question,yet if they ask you u cnt answer.

If Op should come out I said dis n that,you will the 1st to say ehya sorry.

Moral lesson ko moral lesson ni

This same Ppl rape girls,when they cum here the form saint.if everyone is saying ehya,he or she is heartless.then which then rape our girls.

Never argue with fools cos they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience..
weerey

marlockj:
So does it mean Op Dnt hv womb?

or chuks sperm was not fertile?

what is going on here??

what happen to the sperm that was deposited? cuz according to Op chuk, run ha twice.

Enough of all this pity up n down.

It is no more news that Op really tried n she suffered alot.it's touching.

Now what happen to chuks baby?

I'm very sure that you are sperm that was never flushed....what has these story got to do with Chuks sperm and why are you interested init? Instead of you to get the moral of the story, you are here ranting about sperm.
Sonofabitch

Mightyraw:
dis niqqa is damn dope
korede belle been dey sing choir song dey claim fine boy

Which belle na? Please learn to spell our artists name...when you spell it wrongly like you just did, it makes their talent want to run.

bumi10:
One thing be say Nigerians no dey shame.


Na this kind car una go dey make come carry am put in front on nairaland. imagine say oyibo dey read this thread now, watin him go think?


Abeg, we r not from the zoo and we r not monkeys. una met the do car way won fly self, u come here they talk rubbish.

I bow for una oo

You are a monkey. Have you ever woven a simple basket before? If its those Americans now, you go follow hail them. Ediot

A suspected [sic] criminal was burnt beyond
recognition by an angry mob around umuchima FUTO yesterday October 19th. The robber was caught after
him and his gang members attempted to steal a
motorcycle from an okada rider at night. His
accomplices escaped but he was caught and burnt.
(see pictures below: viewers discretion advised)

Cc: lala, joor o

kinibigdeal:
Yes, God will review what to do? So fast 3days and 3 night

Review ko, reverse ni.......weerey

ITbomb:
Looking good

I remember when we were like 5 to a corner with a bunk. What you needed was just a place to keep your things and take bath in the morning, at night you go to the class and sleep.
Rep RM110 Hostel D FUTO

Website that tells you exactly how old you look. No long story

you be man abi you be woman? Hostel D for FUTO na girls hostel na baba






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No vex jahrey, na now I grab
Btw, I no even know say FUTO boys get time for nairaland sha.

Goldmaxx:
modify ur post b4 i call d mods on u

Sorry bro, my phone dey hang

PhockPhockMan:
Just asking.

Calling the name of JESUS during sex is like reminding him to punish you later

Goldmaxx:
Nonsense hw is it my business.





































































































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I'm sure This is the reason your mum regret never aborting you

Proffdada:
proffdada is typing....

You are always typing

whizqueen:
Chai nawa oo. This strategy has been in existence long time ago

I'm telling you

whizqueen:
Hi everyone,

I left my house around past 11am to get some stuffs at a distance from my house. I spent about an hour outdoor, only for me to return and find my laptop missing. I asked my little sister whom I left alone at home who came around and she said 'a lady' with some descriptions came around to ask for my mom saying she wanted to give her some money and my sister said she was not at home.
The 'lady' came inside, sat down and counted some money and handed it over to my sister to give to my mom. The little girl kept the money somewhere in the sitting room and the woman said she should take it inside to avoid it been stolen, my sister went inside my mom's room to keep the money. While she was away the lady with the intention to steal sighted my laptop on the couch where I kept it and my other phone, she picked both and kept them in her bag. When my sister returned, she asked my sister to go and get the money back that she would come back in the evening when mumsy is back and my sister did. She left the house with my phone and laptop without my sister's knowledge.

After listening to the narration from my sister, I called my phone and it was answered by an unknown person she kept mute while I was talking. I called back severally and it wasn't answered. After about 30 minutes, I got a call from the police station(on the number I called with earlier) saying a laptop and phone was recovered from an unknown thief that I should report at the police station ASAP.

When I got there, I met one woman whose house was also robbed by the lady. She was caught and beaten severely by the neighbors and outsiders. The house owner (woman) claimed N30,000 was stolen which wasn't found on the thief but rather my phone and laptop, the main reason she was brought to the police station was because of the money that wasn't found on her not because of my property but I was lucky that my items have not been sold out by the thief. I was able to get my laptop today after the necessary procedures and was asked to come back on Monday for my phone.


My reason for bringing this story here is that, I want to advice everyone ''talk to you little ones at home be it sister, brother, children, etc. Especially now that they are all on long holiday that they should never allow any one inside the house if an elderly person isn't around, the thief might ask of mom or dad or big sister or anyone just tell your kids to tell them at the doorstep 'mom isn't around come back later' they shouldn't be welcomed inside the home not even for one second. I was only lucky to recover my item that was stolen'

The lady even confessed that sometimes she checks NEPA bills that is hung in the house to know a name to mention. Imagine that. Please be guided and caution your kids.

May God not make our things be that of a thief.
Bye

Same thing happened to me, when I was 10, but it was not in the house. It was in my dad's store where he sells electronics.
The woman came and asked me for my dad, which is normal of every customer, my dad was not around so she asked me to get these rechargeable lamp that has both radio and cassette player, brought it out from the pack and showed her, she took it and asked me to get pure water from the next shop, before I could return, she has packaged the carton back and placed It on the counter for me but had taken he rechargeable in her bag. That was how I lost it. She was not caught

Nonybb:
I am willing to pay the kidnappers handsomely if they are able to kidnap Dr Nwokolo and Mr Ben Obi of Industrial Chemistry department, including the loudmouthed Dr Iwu and the demonic Dr Onuigboje of that Department. I am using this medium to say "Hi" to Dr Ayuk and Proffessor Ejele. These are men with human conscience. Have Mr Chike gotten married yet? What about Dr Enenebeaku aka Enenebeukwu, I heard he's gay. Upto 45years and not yet married

Hehehehe
Make them follow kidnap Dr. Ugwuanyi, Dr. Benson of statistics department, HOD physics department and physics lecturers in a whole.

Its my birthday today..happy birthday to me

Blizzyblinkzy:
U think everyone is like u...
U don't nid 2 answer me cos am more sensible than u... Am already living a very healthy life, so so full of beans.. So u should be the one 2 go get a meaningful life so u will be useful 2 anyone that comes across u ok?

Ok

Blizzyblinkzy:
Na wetin worry u since when them born u still @ ur age u no wan still get brain..
U go ever get sense 4 ur life? Asshole

Make I hear say I answer you, you abuse people in every comment you make.......get a life[color=]

Blizzyblinkzy:
Na wetin worry u since when them born u still @ ur age u no wan still get brain..
U go ever get sense 4 ur life? Asshole

Make I hear say I answer you, you abuse people in every comment you make.......get a life[/color]

Blizzyblinkzy:
Na wetin worry u since when them born u still @ ur age u no wan still get brain..
U go ever get sense 4 ur life? Asshole

Make I hear say I answer you, you abuse people in every comment you make.......get a life

Rumpelstiltskin:
This may be the problem. You need 7 to 8 hours of sleep at a stretch to be very active during the day. Ensure you quit all activities and retire to bed latest by 10pm or 11pm.......avoid anything that can disrupt your sleeping process e.g noise, footsteps and movements, bright lights etc. Always pray about it as you start your day. Go to lectures with a mindset that it will be interesting and always pay attention when the lecturer is in class. You may also sit beside a lady you have a crush on in class; that consciousness may keep you awake. Find a trusted coursemate who will be tasked with the responsibility of keeping you awake during lectures.

I will work on that ASAP.




Thanks bro

Rumpelstiltskin:
Na your village people ooo bros. Chai!

Buy Dettol soap (witches don't like that soap and I don't know why).....

I don't know your current location but wherever you are, trek from there to River Benue (not River Niger o). Be warned, do not use transport.

Wash your head 7 times with the Dettol soap at River Benue.

Then swim from River Benue to River Niger. Be warned, swim and do not use boat.

When you arrive the bank of River Benue, proceed to nearest car park and board a vehicle going to ur village.

On your journey, do not greet or talk to anyone even at your village. Then when it is 2pm in the afternoon, walk totally n.aked from your compound to the nearest market. The witches will sense your presence, then they will follow you but once they sight you n.aked, they are finished.

You can now go back to school. Thank me later.

Just kidding oo.....do you sleep late? Do you sleep at least 8 hours at night? Do you always feel sleepy during all lectures or during the ones you find boring? Have you prayed about this? It could be a psychological thing too. I believe someone will give you a better advice here. Do not be depressed about it bro, there is always a solution.

It happens to almost all lectures and the only thing that will make me stay active is to disturb the whole class (not the whole class per say). The only kind of prayer I have prayed about is (God take it away from me) and its usually when I'm thinking about the whole thing. I sometimes find it difficult to sleep at night too and its normal( for me) but I don't sleep long hours when I finally do.

I need your advice please, whenever I stay and talk with my friends or just do something else, I tend to be active and awake.
Fast forward to lecture room, whenever a lecturer enters to teach, I start feeling tired, same thing happens when I want to read too and once I drop the book or the lecturer leaves, I regain strength again. Please I need advice on what to do about these.

Blizzyblinkzy:
Its irritating... Well am not a village girl, So d question ain't 4 me
waitn 4 d village girls 2 comment.. I knw they would deny it

MUMU dey worry you