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PoliticsRe: Help Fast-Track Approval Of $500 Million NTA Loan - Lai Mohammed To Chinese Envo by SmartProf(m): 9:47pm On Mar 17, 2022
NwaNimo1:
Lai Lai needs some Bianca treatment,

https://66.media.tumblr.com/2fe3e8f55f9706af3209d30b607ae607/tumblr_ohkk1swyZT1qgf1i8o1_540.gif
The slap he needs to receive must be on both sides of his mouth for it to have any effect.
PoliticsRe: Governor Charles Soludo & His Family At The Anambra State Government House (Pix) by SmartProf(m):
Xhuntra:
If I lay my hands on that pretty one, na belle straight
Misplaced priority...your aspiration be like that of an ogogoro man wey put snuff for nose. As native fowl wey you be, you have no chance.
PoliticsRe: Governor Soludo Appoints Solo Chukwulobelu As SSG, 2 Others by SmartProf(m):
rickpat:
na so so professors and PhD holders go dey oga cabinet...make we dey look una
Bright minds and purposeful leaders know that they need to operate at a certain frequency with men of great pedigree and qualification to achieve efficiency. Soludo isn't the type that will appoint a herdsman with NEPA bill into his government because na him village person.
PoliticsRe: Dignitaries Praise Bianca Ojukwu For Slapping Former Anambra First Lady (Video) by SmartProf(m): 7:09pm On Mar 17, 2022
Racoon:
What an unfortunate farewell for Mrs Obiano.She will never forget this nasty experience.
Exactly...Bianca left a lasting legacy on her face. Her testimony is that she survived the slap...Bianca slapped her wrinkled face and made it more rumple. Na face mask Obiano wife go dey wear now.
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Condemns Obiano’s Wife For ‘Unwarranted Attack’ On Bianca Ojukwu by SmartProf(m): 6:42pm On Mar 17, 2022
Jezebel sprit took over the uncouth Mrs. Obiano but Bianca's slap was huge enough to deliver her from the evil spirit really fast. Buhari gave us free expo that his wife belongs to 'za oza' room. Obiano should take note of Buhari's recommendation and act accordingly.
PoliticsRe: Why Police Won’t Arrest Bianca Ojukwu, Obiano’s Wife –anambra PPRO by SmartProf(m): 6:33pm On Mar 17, 2022
SadiqBabaSani:
lEt Mrs Obiano file charges and lets see what happens
Lol...on what grounds? Even the judge will give her another slap.
PoliticsRe: Why Police Won’t Arrest Bianca Ojukwu, Obiano’s Wife –anambra PPRO by SmartProf(m): 6:25pm On Mar 17, 2022
The Police officers who witnessed the drama rather enjoyed seeing the thunderous slap that changed Mrs. Obiano's bleached face to pink-red.
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Vs Ebelechukwu, Obiano's Wife: Who Slapped Who? by SmartProf(m):
A committee will be set up to look into who slapped who smiley
Just like Russia, it's obvious Obiano's wife aggressively invaded Bianca (Ukraine) cheesy
What resulted during the poorly-timed invasion, was a mad nuclear slap from Bianca that uprooted the gele of the invader (Mrs. Obiano)...the scoreline is now 1-0 but VAR is still confirming whether the goal stands, since the goal (hot slap) was scored with Bianca's ballistic hand inside the 18 yard box.
The goodnews is that spectators didn't need to buy tickets to watch the valedictory fight, and NATO (Obiano) did not involve himself in the fight.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Governor Charles Soludo And His Family After Swearing-in Ceremony by SmartProf(m): 2:00pm On Mar 17, 2022
Karlovych:
embarassed Hmm, Igbos!!
Is this everything your brain processed to comment from the topic? An expired brain spotted.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Governor Charles Soludo And His Family After Swearing-in Ceremony by SmartProf(m): 1:59pm On Mar 17, 2022
Congrats to the family...hopefully they'll be a positive example in their conduct and achievements. I guess Obiano's wife should have been married to Putin rather.
PoliticsRe: Video Of The Moment Ebelechukwu Obiano Slapped Bianca Ojukwu's At Soludo’s Inaug by SmartProf(m): 1:48pm On Mar 17, 2022
That was a deliberate and shameful act from the ex-first lady that will rub off on Obiano's name forever. What qualified her as first lady is simply being married to Obiano, but it's obvious that her character belongs to the street. Obiano's wife is in same WhatsApp group with Jezebel and its safe to say she has been assaulting her staff with slaps and possibly her husband too, cos such guts are not developed in a day.
PoliticsRe: Women Stole The Headlines From Soludo, As Obiano Called Ojukwu Ashewo by SmartProf(m): 12:52pm On Mar 17, 2022
LegendHero:
Probably Bianca is having an affair with ex Gov Obiano.

That is the only reason why his wife will call her ashewo.
Not exactly...women are always known to use derogatory and uncouth words on themselves when they argue or fight...Ashewo is one of their punch lines during fights that have huge public spectators. Infact during such fights, they aim to physically strip their female counterpart naked if no one bothers to separate them, just to be satisfied that they embarrassed the other...anyway, there is always an Ashewo trait in all of them, its just that some do manage to suppress it.
PoliticsRe: Elumelu: Businesses Are Suffering, Leaders Should Be Held Accountable by SmartProf(m): 12:22pm On Mar 17, 2022
Animegirl:
I guess the Rich are feeling the heat.
If the rich are feeling the heat, it means the poor and average Nigerians have been suffocated by the heat.
PoliticsRe: Soludo Bans Touts From Collecting Revenue At Anambra Markets, Parks by SmartProf(m):
Nonpartisan1:
initial gra gra!
So says someone who has no life template and whose mentor is MC Oluomo. You better learn from an intellectual leader who is committed to redefining how things are done in line with global best practices.
PoliticsRe: Outgoing Anambra First Lady, Slaps Bianca Ojukwu At Charles Soludo's Swearing by SmartProf(m):
Very shameful. This action shows obiano must have been eating steady slaps at home too from such a first lady...just Imagine the farewell souvenir she decided to serve Bianca, which must have stamped a facial tattoo on Bianca shocked
Forget the packaging, women are very hostile to themselves and don't mind embarrassing themselves in public spaces due to minor disagreements.
Her action today has brought shame to Obiano's name and it's situations like this that made Buhari limit Aisha to 'za oza' room.
PoliticsRe: If you don't support my Swearing in, please go -Charles Soludo Warns Noisemakers by SmartProf(m): 11:25am On Mar 17, 2022
The names of noise makers would have been submitted to him to evict. Some Nigerians are fond of disturbing and distracting serious events with all forms of noise. Those who are not privileged to make the noise themselves bring in crying babies to do it on their behalf.
PoliticsRe: Drama As Obiano’s Wife Slaps Bianca Ojukwu At Soludo’s Inauguration by SmartProf(m): 11:18am On Mar 17, 2022
Cyberterror:
But another report said it was Bianca Ojukwu that slapped Obiano's wife. Which one will we accept now?
A committee will be set up to determine who gave the slap and the beneficiary of the slap. The slap was a farewell souvenir cheesy
PoliticsRe: Stop Interfering In Our Affairs, Yoruba Traditionalists Warn Yoruba Muslims by SmartProf(m):
Yoruba Muslims don suffer...the northern Muslims don't rate dem and now even traditionalists are warning dem...if they don't put their house in order traditionalists will invade dem the way Russia invaded Ukraine.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Is The Only One We Know- House Leader by SmartProf(m): 6:55pm On Mar 16, 2022
It's alright, the house leader can say that cos he is Tinubu's boy...he knows his political survival is tied to Tinubu. He also need to make such comment so that he won't put Tinubu in shock before he gets to wee on himself again...but be aware that Nigerians have other better options.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Remain In Darkness Except FG Pays Our N1.6trn – GENCOS by SmartProf(m):
In Nigeria, any threat that doesn't impact on high ranking government officials is as good as a joke...the FG is aware that Nigerians are always in darkness so it won't shake them. What shakes the Buhari led FG the most are his cows in Daura, and they don't seem to be affected by this threat of being in darkness. If Gencos rephrase this threat towards buhari's cows, he will pay them within 24hrs and even add Jara.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram About To Commit Genocide In Maiduguri ( Information) by SmartProf(m): 3:29pm On Mar 16, 2022
SarkinYarki:
One tanker is not enough to commit genocide,
The OP doesn't even know the meaning of genocide. He is just like a village town crier who decided to pass an information with big English for the first time.
PoliticsRe: Watch Throwback Video Of President Buhari Supporting ASUU Strike by SmartProf(m): 3:07pm On Mar 16, 2022
Buhari doesn't even know what ASUU means...his throwback support was just to fall in line with what was gonna paint the then govt in bad light. Ask him now the demands of ASUU and he will use his yeye accent to answer nonesense.
PoliticsRe: Presidency: Why I Rejected Bola Tinubu As Running Mate - Atiku by SmartProf(m):
So Atiku wey Nigerians don dey reject been follow reject another person grin...the Lagos landlord has been so desperate that he is really unsettled like a woman in labour. Is that how he loves Nigeria or he just wants to fulfil a bet and upgrade his political CV. Nigerians should flush all these desperate thieves out.
PoliticsRe: Hunters Kill A Lion In Borno Village As Residents Return To Abandoned Villages by SmartProf(m): 6:41am On Mar 16, 2022
tillaman:
Would love to taste some it’s line up on my bucket list

Wonder what the beast would taste like
When u and your likes kill and taste all of what remain of wildlife in Africa, your next generation will feel Africa is less blessed with wildlife without knowing how foolish those who came before them helped destroy them...I'll advise that whenever you are ready to taste this beast, you visit the forest alone...I'll love to confirm if you'll ever taste or you will be tasted.
PoliticsRe: APC: I Have Never Lost Any Election In 44 Years Of Politics – Abdullahi Adamu by SmartProf(m): 9:56pm On Mar 15, 2022
Adamu, what significant innovative contributions have u impacted on society within these 44years? He is bragging as if we don't all know that elections don't hold in Nigeria..rigging into power has been ur sure plug jare.
PoliticsRe: Governor Obiano Hands Over To Soludo (Pictures) by SmartProf(m): 4:02pm On Mar 15, 2022
Soludo would have employed Andy Uba as a cameraman to cover the event.
PoliticsRe: PDP Ebonyi State Counters Sack Of 3 Lawmakers by SmartProf(m): 2:46pm On Mar 15, 2022
Ebubu6:
Yeye dey smell

PDP party that was in power when Ebonyi was the dust of the Nation

PDP in Ebonyi State never again.
So if a party must be wiped off in a state, the citizens are no longer meant to do that job with their PVCs? You now have to resort to illegality from sacked members of the house in collaboration with a tyrant wannabe governor to achieve such useless plans. Your brain and sense of judgement is very foolish for a humanbeing to parade and must be discarded to a bin.
TravelRe: Immigration Kicks As Nigerian Passport Ranks Below Niger, Chad, Others by SmartProf(m): 2:39pm On Mar 15, 2022
It's fair judgement from the ranking body. The Nigerian passport is as useless as used Pampers. To make it worse, it is hardly available even in Nigerian immigration offices, and whenever you pay a visit to process one, every immigration officer grabs you for an illegal deal as though the passport is a black market commodity.
PoliticsRe: Ayade: Cross River To Manufacture Military Biscuits by SmartProf(m):
BSsniffer:
Am pretty sure you're from one of those south eastern states that the governors achievement is kerosene distribution.
Stale line... you better be more creative in your response. You are gullible to think that whatever you read about Nigerian politicians achievements online is exactly what is on ground.
PoliticsRe: Ayade: Cross River To Manufacture Military Biscuits by SmartProf(m): 2:24pm On Mar 15, 2022
BSsniffer:
Am pretty sure you're from one of those south eastern states that the governors achievement is kerosene distribution.
Stale line... you better be more creative in your response. You are gullible to think that whatever you read about Nigeria politicians achievements online is exactly what is on ground.
PoliticsRe: Ayade: Cross River To Manufacture Military Biscuits by SmartProf(m): 2:16pm On Mar 15, 2022
BSsniffer:
This guy is seriously working and developing his state. One of Nigeria's best performing governors.
One gullible Nigerian spotted.
PoliticsRe: Ayade: Cross River To Manufacture Military Biscuits by SmartProf(m): 2:08pm On Mar 15, 2022
It's not just military biscuits but NATO and Russian Army biscuits. Even if you tell Pampers wearing kids this kind of thing, they will realise you must be a joker or a mascot.

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