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 Celebrities › Re: “this Is 2020, Pant Washing Should Be Normalized” – Neo Advises (video) by SmartProf(m): 4:26pm On Oct 01, 2020*. Modified: 4:48pm On Oct 01, 2020 |
Don't worry, when it becomes a habit you will begin to weep. Now wey love dey ur head u dey dish nonesense advise, when u see say these people their pants dey get different levels of dirt based on the time of the month, na there your own head go normalize. You think say even washing machine dey happy with some things wey e dey recieve? |
| Sports › Re: Didier Drogba Wins UEFA President Award by SmartProf(m): 4:18pm On Oct 01, 2020 |
Congrats Double D on this fine achievement..your contribution to football can never be forgotten. Despite this guy's passion and experience in football, his country FA decided to rubbish him when he attempted to contest as the FA president. Later you'll wonder why some of the best African talents don't return to Africa to serve, it's cos politics is applied to everything including how food is dished in some homes. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Erica Stuns In Adire Suit To Mark Independence Day (Photos) by SmartProf(m): 3:03pm On Oct 01, 2020*. Modified: 9:14pm On Oct 01, 2020 |
Really cute. Regina Daniels did all of these stunning stuffs before Chief. Ned Nwoko (One of our fathers who seems older than Nigeria) retired her. Don't be surprised that there is another Man who is Nigeria's age mate or older who will fancy his chances with this babe with a fat leather wallet. Nobody should call Kiddwaya here, cos he is just on kpekus tour with babes. 106 Likes 6 Shares |
| Sports › Re: Barcelona Complete The Signing Of Sergino Dest From Ajax by SmartProf(m): 2:33pm On Oct 01, 2020*. Modified: 4:36pm On Oct 01, 2020 |
I'm happy for Barca to have at least beaten Bayern to the signing of this great prospect. It doesn't always happen on a green pitch  . At 19years old someone is already worth some good millions of euros as sign on fee, meanwhile in our own clime a lot of his age mates are so many in betnaija shops and seen in clusters praying for their tickets not to cut. 42 Likes 2 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Laycon Went To A Native Doctor, What Happened To Erica Was A Spiritual Attack by SmartProf(m): 2:25pm On Oct 01, 2020 |
Unknown & forgotten individuals are just clout chasing with these BBnaija participants names. This one is trying so hard to learn how to concort conspiracy talks and theories. Rubbish. 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Promises Buhari And Apc Made To Nigerian Before He Was Elected In 2015 by SmartProf(m): 12:14pm On Oct 01, 2020 |
Olarewaju89:For many zombies, them been donate their whole brain give am sef. Na why with everything wey no dey happen well, them no fit reason am out. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Police Detain Jobless Youth For Attempted Suicide, Court Grants N200,000 Bail by SmartProf(m): 12:05pm On Oct 01, 2020 |
Lol @Jobless youth. When he now decided to be self employed his first job was to commit sucide and he failed in it. That must have really annoyed the police to have arrested him. An idle man they say is the devil's workshop. For Naija some persons don find job sotay even the devil's workshop no dey accept applications again. 157 Likes 12 Shares |
| Nairaland General › Re: Promises Buhari And Apc Made To Nigerian Before He Was Elected In 2015 by SmartProf(m): 11:58am On Oct 01, 2020 |
Then he was toasting Nigerians and begging to put just the tip like many guys do to babes, immediately Nigerians gave him a chance, he chop clean mouth. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Sars In Oyigbo River State Office Burnt Down And Their Cars by SmartProf(m): 11:16am On Oct 01, 2020 |
Bushmeat don begin dey pursue hunter 5 Likes |
| Business › Re: I Just Got My Money Back From The Criminal That Scammed Me by SmartProf(m): 10:00am On Oct 01, 2020 |
That's some good news there. The kind of criminal minded people we have in our society is terrible. They are not different from the ones they criticize. It's just a lack of opportunity to also steal that makes them condemn the leadership of the country. OP learn from this experience for your future dealings cos the country u belong to have more criminals than its landmass. That's why some of them are exporting themselves for crime in other countries. God bless the Nairalander who helped you out. 2 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria @ 60: ‘biafra, Oduduwa Nation Have Come To Stay, Nigeria Will Break Up’ by SmartProf(m): 9:26am On Oct 01, 2020 |
Oga a lot of persons who aren't prophets have predicted or wished for the same thing. As someone who claims to be a prophet, you need precision on the date so that we can know whether or not you are a China-made prophet. |
| Celebrities › Re: Dorathy Drives Around With Customized Plate Number As She’s Spotted With Prince by SmartProf(m): 9:10am On Oct 01, 2020 |
Those who keep their eyes 24hours focused to spot these guys and everything they do including reporting their news to us should know that they can apply to become fairly used natural CCTV cameras (gatemen) and earn a living with such a passionate skill. 20 Likes 4 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Kidd Waya Steps Out In Style With His Security Team by SmartProf(m): 11:12pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
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| Politics › Re: 60th Independence Speech: Buhari Makes U-Turn, To Deliver Address Via Broadcast by SmartProf(m): 11:08pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Myablew:HBD in advance, best wishes. |
| Celebrities › Re: Kidd Waya Steps Out In Style With His Security Team by SmartProf(m): 9:43pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
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| Politics › Re: LG Chairman Sacked For Alleged Embezzlement Of N177 Million Council Funds by SmartProf(m): 9:35pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
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| Politics › Re: Ogun State Government Imposes 10pm - 6pm Curfew On Wednesday And Thursday by SmartProf(m): 9:30pm On Sep 30, 2020*. Modified: 5:49am On Oct 01, 2020 |
Logically, the govt should inform residents why there is gonna be a curfew but that's not in this press release..abi na protest dem wan avoid too? Security personnels will be so happy to work these shifts. They are the biggest beneficiaries of imposing curfews cos of obvious reasons . 92 Likes 6 Shares |
| Politics › Re: LG Chairman Sacked For Alleged Embezzlement Of N177 Million Council Funds by SmartProf(m): 9:24pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Hypocrisy is when u sack an LGA chairman for embezzling funds but allow Gandollar remain as kano governor despite evidence of corruption. To think the man was sacked for taking naira, compared to his boss who granted accommodation in his babariga pockets for dollars speaks volume. |
| Politics › Re: At 60: Nigeria Has A Better Future — Gbajabiamila by SmartProf(m): 9:21pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Even the speaker has become a motivational speaker cos in reality nothing is working satisfactorily. |
| Politics › Re: Information Minister, Lai Mohammed Don't Have A Facebook, Twitter Account by SmartProf(m): 9:19pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Nigerians have not been able to cope with his mouth alone, yet u are inviting him to expand with social media. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Appeal Court Nullifies IGP’s Recruitment Of 10,000 Constables by SmartProf(m): 9:01pm On Sep 30, 2020*. Modified: 10:15pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
teadrake:The IGP will address them or they will become Amotekun volunteers. That's the price you pay for being in a country where the various arms of govt have no synergy on what they are doing. 66 Likes 4 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Oyetola @66th Birthday: Aregbesola Shuns Oyetola by SmartProf(m): 8:58pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Aregbe is just a Low budget godfather. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: October 1 Sit-at-home: Police, Army, Others In Show Of Force In Imo by SmartProf(m): 8:55pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Someone should pls help the police with a map showing the routes to Borno where the people are being terrorized daily by enemies of the state. 15 Likes |
| Politics › Re: 60th Independence Speech: Buhari Makes U-Turn, To Deliver Address Via Broadcast by SmartProf(m): 8:52pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Those who are interested in listening to his speech can tell us later what he said. I'll prefer to count each grain in a bag of beans than listen to an every year rhetoric. 325 Likes 25 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Police Detain Jobless Youth For Attempted Suicide, Court Grants N200,000 Bail by SmartProf(m): 7:09pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Lol @jobless youth, meanwhile the first job he attempted to carry-out (sucide), you arrested him. |
| Business › Re: If You Had Or Were Given #50,000, What Small Business Would You Invest It In? by SmartProf(m): 6:17pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
mariahAngel:It depends on the person's business proposal. If it has convincing growth and profit projections and a ready market for good patronage and business turnover I will gladly approve the loan. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria @60: Police Warns Against Rally, Protest As Lagos Govt Cancels Parade by SmartProf(m): 6:07pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
This is where they show their power in anything named protest. Maybe the war against insurgency should be renamed a protest, let's see if they will mobilize quickly to the Northeast and restore order. |
| Business › Re: If You Had Or Were Given #50,000, What Small Business Would You Invest It In? by SmartProf(m): 6:06pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Kuli kuli...you will even have change to flex. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Kidd Waya Steps Out In Style With His Security Team by SmartProf(m): 5:59pm On Sep 30, 2020*. Modified: 5:21am On Oct 01, 2020 |
Once you have the services of the Nigerian police as escorts, just sack all other domestic servants cos they will perform both functions with all seriousness. Since we will continue to see BBnaija related news here for the next 600years, let the next thread show us a picture of Kiddwaya and 'Adultwaya' (his popsy) stepping out. 586 Likes 38 Shares
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| Politics › Re: Court Dismisses Suit Challenging Buhari’s Appointment Of 21 Judges by SmartProf(m): 5:52pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
Lol...I'm sure Buhari laughed at those who went to court on the matter cos he knows his remote control is still working. Once I saw Justice Okon Abang, I knew Buhari will win the match and take home all 3 points. 29 Likes 3 Shares
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