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CrimeRe: A Nairalanders Experience With FSARS by SmartProf(m): 12:15pm On Oct 06, 2020
This testimony long o. It's like an MSc thesis or Ph.D dissertation. Abeg learn summary writing before you go give people encyclopedia to read because of SARS.
PoliticsRe: Obaseki & Philip Shuaibu Visit Atiku In Abuja (Photos) by SmartProf(m):
This thank you visit should be wrapped up by now, or he should allow his Deputy return to the state and face governance while he (the governor) continue with the thank you tour.
PoliticsRe: Activist - Deji Slams - Naira Marley, Says “only Nigerians Can Save Themselves by SmartProf(m): 11:51am On Oct 06, 2020
All these online noise will never cease. I'm sure twitter was specially developed for Nigerians to make all manner of noise including protests.
CrimeRe: SARS Invade Lady’s House In Ondo State, Cart Away Her Underwear And Hair by SmartProf(m): 11:36am On Oct 06, 2020
Can they be deployed to the North East so they can be searching camps and hideouts of terrorists. At least by so doing Gov. Zulum will now be having a safer highway to visit his people.
CrimeRe: House Of Reps Member, Obinna Chidoka, Clashes With Police In Anambra (Video) by SmartProf(m): 11:31am On Oct 06, 2020
According to them, the police is your friend, but they didn't tell us how they will behave in the friendship. So whatever citizens are experiencing is their friendship style.
PoliticsRe: NEWS 2023: God Wants Igbo To Become Nigeria’s Next President – Ezeife by SmartProf(m): 11:16am On Oct 06, 2020
Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord in vain. Face your 2023 politics with your strategies and stop forming low budget Moses who hears from God, before you provoke God to delete you.
SportsRe: Man Utd In Talks To Replace Solskjaer, Make Contact With Pochettino by SmartProf(m):
Davash222:
Pochettino, this is a step down!
That's an insult to someone whose legacy transformed this current Spurs side to what it is today. Without any serious additions to his team 2 seasons ago, he qualified the team to the Champions league final and kept improving players while showcasing good football. This your statement confirms some persons follow football games using a radio.
SportsRe: Man Utd In Talks To Replace Solskjaer, Make Contact With Pochettino by SmartProf(m): 11:05am On Oct 06, 2020
If they get him, then he'll definitely improve the squad. His teams are known for aggressive attacking play and a balanced defensive approach.
EducationRe: FG To ASUU: Consider Farming As Alternative Profession by SmartProf(m):
You can't insult intellectuals because the society you govern allows 2-3 credits waec holders to be leaders. The Minister who made this statement may have kids schooling abroad while some of those who are suffering from the strike will hail him and insult ASUU. A sane govt won't throw banters like touts but will rather use wisdom and industrial dispute resolution strategies to quell the situation so students can return to school.
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Mercy Marks 365 Days Since She Won Bbnaija 4th Edition- PICS & VIDEO by SmartProf(m): 10:19am On Oct 06, 2020
Madam congrats o, since it appears BBnaija win now has anniversary celebration. Your reign has now passed, and a certain Laycon is now the new Champ. The organizers may have even forgotten that you won it so let's see u do bigger things...afterall a certain Pilot (Miracle) won this same show and has moved on with other dreams. E come be like say the Mercy sef no get another address.
PoliticsRe: Ogun Fake Lawyer Arrested While Defending Case In Court by SmartProf(m):
This one has automatically believed he is a member of the Nigerian Bar Association because he may have been visiting various drinking bars where he takes alcohol and ogogoro shocked. He even lied that he was called to the Bar in 2009. We all know the bar he is talking about.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Cancels Protest, Gives Police One Week For Changes To Show by SmartProf(m):
Like Tuface, like Naira Marley. Burna Boy been look the whole thing finish, as e no clear am him no gree sign up at all. Las las Nigerians protest this days dey end for twitter. When it comes to guts na Mali people be Malians not these Nigerians wey no fit blow whistle.
CrimeRe: Man Cries Out For Help While Trapped In Sealed Manhole In Lagos (video) by SmartProf(m): 9:00am On Oct 06, 2020
Tocynone:
Wonders shall never cease.
Police should be alerted to the scene ASAP
U want to distract police wey dey road dey collect their N50? Dem no go even answer you until dem collect their road palliatives finish. Dem fit even turn back arrest you if after dem show up many hours later, the person no dey there again.
PoliticsRe: 2023: God Wants Igbo To Be President of Nigeria - Ezeife by SmartProf(m):
God name don suffer for this 2023 political permutations for Nigeria. So what else does God want for Nigeria since you have become a low budget Moses? Na this type Bible talk say thou shalt not use the name of the Lord in vain shocked. Na this kind anyhow talk been dey do God for old testament make him delete people anyhow. Oga, focus on your strategies and leave God name out of politics before him off your mic, cos if you provoke am, your beards and red cap no go fit save you.
TV/MoviesRe: Before And After Photos Of 2020 #bbnaija Winner, #laycon's Mother by SmartProf(m): 6:25am On Oct 06, 2020
How is this news & what's the meaning of money is good in these two pictures when she's obviously dressed differently as she probably wanted. Just a little make up, a hairdo, & simple jewelleries that she probably had with or without laycon winning Bbnaija has become money is good? So in the mind of the third world blogger who posted this, the first picture is what poverty looks like? Some news here are just trash. I wish LAWMA can pick this up and throw it into a dump site.
PoliticsRe: #endsars: Youth Minister Urges Naira Marley Not To Protest, On October 6 by SmartProf(m): 12:09am On Oct 06, 2020
Justpassingby45:
What is this one saying,
He is saying that Naira Marley should behave like Burna Boy shocked.
RomanceRe: Bride Flees On Wedding Day After Finding Out Husband-to-be Slept With Her Friend by SmartProf(m):
Some fake friends of 'brides to be' who keep screaming I'm happy for you sister, God bless your union, lovely couple, you guys are good together etc, are actually the ones who develop wet appetite to have a taste of their friend's groom & bless his joystick. Meanwhile maybe the bride has been seeing her 'groom to be' as both an angel and a virgin. She didn't know that she was just the one choosen amongst several women to be presented with a marriage certificate. The man decided to commit fornication before it becomes adultery within some couple of hours. If he is allowed to defend himself, he may tell us he was undergoing a friendly match to warm up before his championship game in za oza room with the wife he was to marry.
PoliticsRe: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by SmartProf(m):
It doesn't matter as long as they are still following themselves physically. Is Instagram now their marital home?

SportsRe: Man Utd Announce €17m Alex Telles Signing On Four-year Deal. by SmartProf(m): 7:18pm On Oct 05, 2020
At least he will be happy he wasn't part of those who were beaten blue black by Spurs. He rather will feel like someone who has come to save them.
CelebritiesRe: KWAM 1 Begs FIBAN After Petition To Alaafin To Withdraw Mayegun Title by SmartProf(m): 5:56pm On Oct 05, 2020
See how he is doing everything to sustain a title but he couldn't do little to watch his attitude. If the Alaafin finds him guilty, he should withdraw the Mayegun title. When he is no more holding the Mayegun title, he can apply for a Magun title if he wishes.
PoliticsRe: Toto Local Government Press Release by SmartProf(m):
If you give testimony for Naija church talk say you want thank God as you take arrive safely from Toto LGA, them go immediately off & seize your mic, come even add you suspension. E dey better to use map describe this LGA than to use mouth.
RomanceRe: Very Irritating Things Married Women Do That Make Their Husbands Cheat On Them by SmartProf(m): 3:50pm On Oct 05, 2020
Forget those rules...most people cheat because they are paying more attention to what they are MISSING rather than what they HAVE.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Special Salary For Teachers by SmartProf(m): 3:40pm On Oct 05, 2020
Omooba77:
When some states like The State of Osun were paying half salaries..
grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Special Salary For Teachers by SmartProf(m): 3:30pm On Oct 05, 2020
Omooba77:
Very commendable sir, but how will governors that couldnt pay the minimum wage pay the new structure?
Well, you have a point but it's one thing at a time. Their union will now take up the responsibility to engage state governors who are unwilling to implement this...most times these engagements and likely solidarity actions (e.g strikes), are useful tools to get govt at all levels comply.
PoliticsRe: Presidency: Tinubu Makes Clarifications On Reported Presidential Campaign Office by SmartProf(m):
Once you intend to sell a newspaper or gather traffic, just associate Tinubu to your news. With some of these false news, the media is even helping to market him, so he shouldn't be bothered. In the end by 2023 only one president will emerge.
SportsRe: Rashford's Emotional Apology To Man Utd Fans After Spurs Hiding by SmartProf(m):
The oyibo fans who have invested a lot in following the club will accept the apology and show him support/love but the Naija fans whose betting tickets he & his teammates sliced will strip him naked with insults before warning him and his colleagues not to cut their tickets again.

TravelRe: How Gbagi Women Took Up Road Repairs In Abuja by SmartProf(m):
maiiilooo:
This government should be shamed to see this
Their paid agents will call it patriotism. Just look at how the women have become emergency Civil Engineers cos of a bad road. From the first picture, they've began 'dualization' of the road with stones. When they are done they shouldn't fail to invite govt officials to commission it.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Special Salary For Teachers by SmartProf(m):
Very commendable. These guys don't need to be told each time that their phantom reward is in heaven, at least let them have their bit of blessings in Nigeria since they are the foundation of literacy in every society. Hopefully the full implementation of this nice gesture is as quick as how fuel price hike implementation happens. This good gesture is likely to be enjoyed by teachers in govt schools only cos the privately owned schools are known for slave contracts for their teachers.
PoliticsRe: Bamgbose: I'm Next Nigeria’s President Osinbajo, Atiku,Obi, Others Can’t Stop Me by SmartProf(m):
Maybe the next President of your neighborhood vigilante groups. Una dey brag about 2023 for 2020 like say na una be giver of life. If the Creator decides to off una mic, na there una go know how far say na mere dust una be.

PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode Praising Wife Months Before Marriage Collapsed (Video) by SmartProf(m): 1:14pm On Oct 05, 2020
If God could fall out with a one time angel Lucifer who was once praised for having a very wonderful voice, anybody can fall out with anybody. It's even worse in marriage since in today's society everyone wants to portray their partners on social media as roses from heaven even if they know within them that such 'partners' are like a punishment they are serving. Once things fall apart, you'll know that the marriage they were peppering people's eyes with was a swimming pool of stinking watery shit.
FamilyRe: I Want To Start Smoking Weed by SmartProf(m): 3:06pm On Oct 04, 2020
It will be nice to use you as a case study for a future research work, so you can go ahead.

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