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Cimonjorr? nah where u lost hmm ? anyway i gues su guys read that.. thats ia true life story.. so id on't belive long relationship.. doesn't work

well i would rather say if you are ready to marry your partner then u can court for long.. don't see notting wrong with that.

hehe i met my chick at cyber cafe.. where i went to go get my mail printed out.. and behold i saw  her  surffing the internet with her friend..


smartsoft :  hi
Kafo : hi :
kafo : how may i help you please ??
Smartsoft : anyway i'm Uche by name and u ?
kafo : why u want to know my name..

blah blah blah..

anyway at last i got her anyway.. dating for 2yrs now.

nah them they cause  am. oh.. at the first instance when the guy ask for your number i'm sure she did give it out to him.. she brought that to her self. and to the guy heheh the guy knows what he wants and beside ..most girls now got boyfriends so.. what is hel ooking for.. People don't really know what is called relationship anyway will advice u better send him parking. before your real guy get all the text  msgs  the other guy has been sending to you.

Gina, No 4get say Hot-angel nah whity..abi no bi white  thats how whity behave's and the issue of kissing cousin and orl that..emn ain't good now.. wetin won cos because that one for my own house. my old pa go break your head staright 

And China's marry there own blood if nah know no, make una know now.. maybe  they  want to introduce it in nigeria.Nah God knows..

Didn't u see Gay and lesbien ?

omo come 8yrs girl don dey get sex wella wella imagine 3yrs old boy laying on a girl of 4yrs. old.. so? wetin con happen.. make una stop jo.. D world don spoil. 

Remember the world is coming to an end.. so thats why u find such things happening.. nation rising agains nations  and orl that..

hhahahaha thats intresting it's good to learn from the master's lol.. una never hear say.. u can contact Aid ..during your kissing tyme..(lol) make una dey they teach me abeg.. make i go practice am.. and give u guys feedback.. ( lol )

hmmmm everybody make una help me.. long distance relationship doesn't work man from experience let me share my own experience.

I met this lady.. which her name happend to be Nkechi... she schools @ eboyi university.. why i work and school here in Lagos.. but.. we met through the internet chat. yahoo messenger but for some months. i do gv her calls every blessed day.. i could remember i spent N4,000 along tyme ago calling the same gurl spending 2hurs. on the fone can u imagine.. anyway let me caught story short ja reee i went ahead to look 4 this same gurl at ebonyi i traveld to ebonyi, e remian small make i die 4 road= oh.. becausen of woman. our bus almost got an assident.. just the grace of God u can imagine..that?? anyway i got to see her and all that and we spent tyme together. spending 1week...

Now what baffle me so much is that.. this gurl taught i'm so stupid.. that i left lagos and right there @ ebonyi..mere seeing the gurl ..u will ever know that this gurl is a player (1).number (2) more older than me..(3)she told me she is tired of carring sugar daddys..lol to caught everything short, cos it's a long story.. when i came back to lagos.. one week 2 that very day i came, i just hop in to a near by cafe.. to check mails, and chatt with friends.. i met her online.. u know. if u really familiar with yahoo messenger .. u can use two IDs are the same tyme talking to diffrent ppl on a system.. so i decide to fool this young gurl by using another ID talking to her.. ..just listen to the jaggons she said.. Though she never knew i was using another Id.. and also at the same tyme i was using the other ID to talk to her .and also using another Id pretending to be another guy.. do u get my point. firstly i asked her what are u doing online, she told me to hang that she kame to do her assignment. and told me to hang on.. ( lol) behold. she was busy talking to the other ID.. hehehe she never knew i was the one also.. chatting with her.. after telling me to hang on with other Id. but busy chatting with the other Id..lol

smartsoft:--- Hi
Nkechi :-- Hi
smartsoft:-- What is the name ?
Nkechi:- i'm Nkechi and u?
smartsoft : I'm Daniel------------------- Folled her to be Daniel
anyway we chatted and chatted it got at a point i ask.. ( Nkechi do u have a boyfriend ) behold i was amazed to wat she wrote says (" i got many boyfriends but no lover.." can u i imagine.. but foolishly she never knew i'ms till d Uche using the same ID why i'm also using my normal Id.. now i was using two ID s but she foolishly fail. heheheheheheheh

Now another intresting part. hehehe Men.. internet is something else.
Met another gurl on the internet.. she is also from Ebonyi schooling there..
met her in Web-designing room in yahoo chat.

Men we never talk anything she said she loves me.. oh u can imagine...
ain't intrested oh..got my only gurl now always beside me always. i dey see am 3tymes a week.. e dey 4 lagos.

No bi virtual gurl.. too bad.. heheheh and one thing room.. never think of double dating.. oh..aint good at all...

Well Thank God 4 me sha

Hello trae, Thanks man. See, I saw that site you said i should check. Men, it all depends on the creativity of the web designer and also the agreement between the site owner and designer.

Now everybody designs website; everybody you ask now is a designer. But remember we have Designer and we have designers. Difference between between the boys and the men, if you really know what I mean.

Hey guys,

What is this world turning into ? just because of password a webmaster was whisky away ( Dead ) u can imagine.. What do they take webmaster for.? just because of password.. .. the webmaster don't want to realise the password because.. they didn't fullfill his promise.. What do u think.. The Webmaster payment.. more story here

http://www.kickoffnigeria.com/stories/story5846.html
i'm really dissapointed.. What a heck ? it really abvious that those guys had 2 whisky the Webmaster. !

Important Correction By Editor: "Whisked Away" simply means "Arrested"

Thanks Kazeey and joftech bravo

Hidden what made you feel so

Hey guys what is the best Monitor screen is best for designing.. i used 14" and is kind of pissing me off.. have come across a guy who said 15" is good or what would u advice.. to use.. can you take a look at this website.. Done with 14" Monitor i'm not done with it though but we need your comment on it as well.. www.smartsoftlimited.com pls check and gv me feed back.
Thank

Hey guys what is the best Monitor screen is best for designing.. i used 14" and is kind of pissing me off.. have come across a guy who said 15" is good or what would u advice.. to use.. can you take a look at this website.. Done with 14" Monitor i'm not done with it though but we need your comment on it as well.. www.smartsoftlimited.com pls check and gv me feed back.
Thank

Men shock. no mind am. ur site is okay.. 4 me i do use CSS to make mine Linking and i find it cool, instead of using images. So back to shock site haven't seen anything wrong on the site that site is good a enough you can imagine a well known church in nigeria that paid big in designing website..the company who designed the site.. but check and see very poor site www.christroyalfamilychurchintl.org so you guys tell me what will you say 2 that.. huh so Shock tried .

Hey man thats what i'm really looking into we don't have that in nigeria. and i spoke with the IT YOUTH ABASSARDOR FOR NIGERIA, cos he his also a Website Designer, and he told me he havn't heard anything lyke that cos i was actually trying to moblise Webdesigners and Developers in nigeria but the ABASSARDOr advice me on some stuff lyke that.. though i'm oppurtune to be a member of Webdesigner and Developer Association of America.. so don't know What to do on that cos no doubt u must have an office for meetings and all that

SBmogern website is a template site.. why can't they design from scrash, if u wanna know a good Designer.. he/she must be able to design a real good site from Scrash.

Scope site is very good.. lyke the guys layout. ain't saying Template ain't good but to a limitation.. so the world could see what u can really do.. i 4 one didn't learn alll my skills froma Computer school, but just self taught and all that.

Kazey Really gave me a Template site.. on Hosting but i just find out.. it didn't really meet up mine expectation.. didn't say the Template is not good oh but i fould out that they are limitation to what u do with Already made Template...

Bravo to kazey..

Anyway thats my opnion

i agree with Seun.. if nigerians can really market thier self very well. Well for those site IAH mentioned they where developed by DNET SYSTEMS. They use the advantage of designing for one Company for other companies.. E.G DNET SYSTEMS design website for all Newspapers media.. let say 100% dnet did 95% of it.. but check those site out we have broken lines and all that.. Well they know better.

That was why Kazey said Check Nigerian Product and compare that of Abroad.. See the thing is these Over there they all got thier hands on nice product to get them self updated in new tools.. but nigerians howm many tools do we have.. Check www.christembassyonline.org that was perfectly done by whity..And let me put this clear u see why i lyke whity cos..they work in hand together with team. u can imagine a Nigerians.. Learning Flash, Macromedia Studio, and all the Web Design tools in this world u can think of and that same nigerian will get him self involve in software development and going far to an extent of Geting himself Networking Skills.. i'm not suprise though i belong to this category.

But Whity since they are team up, let say they are five in numbers. one out of them might be very good in flash only, the second might be good in PHP/MYSQL only so on so on lyke that.. and when they are done with the job, that will be thy "BOMB"

So thats is just it. but guys 4get we got talent in Information technologies, if not 4 those Scammers given us bad names...

Thanks guys

not much joge.. just fill that something lyke that should come up in the Forum... i was just trying to bring that up. so ppl could discuss on that topic.

And Kazeey What i really meant was question, ain't ideas. though we could share ideas on PHP/MYSQL if other members are willing to share ideas.

Thanks Guys..

Hey guys, Has someone ever thought about this?

Why is it that big companies gives out their company projects like web development, software development etc. [to foreigners?] Nigerians, especially, do that alot. Why do they give it out to people out there to accomplish this task for them? Why not Nigerians?

Does this means we don't have experts among Nigerians.

Hey guys, anybody here good in PHP/MySQL? I would love to share ideas on that as well too. I'm a newbie here though, I've joined several portals like this, but haven't seen any Nigerian stuff like this so ... just hoping to get people who do this and probably suggest Seun should add up this to the forum.

Thanks.