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Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot At A Crowd In Anambra, Three Killed (Graphic Pix) by Smartwin: 8:16am On Feb 11, 2021
Lubumbashi:
Always say the Lord's prayer when you wake up. If only they knew the day would be their last.
them tell you say they no say thank you lord before they wake up ?
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Sings For His Sick Father (Video) by Smartwin: 6:53am On Dec 24, 2020
pepperdemzombie:
Why didn't you sing your "ukwu" or "Looking yansh" for him?
Stupid child!
Why are his useless songs and lyrics not befitting for his father?
Why not sing his rubbish songs to public to his father in his house?
Yet he is some idiot's role model.
you need to understand this guy e no easy to get song for every situation o anyone you want he give you in any mood ,that's the music fir that mood to cheer his father up
Celebrities / Re: Malivelihood & Deola Smart's Wedding Cake Took N4M, 4 Months & 12 Bakers To Make by Smartwin: 7:33am On Dec 07, 2020
MEGA4BILLION:
My prayers for them is that the marriage would not be a contract of 4 YEARS, 4 MONTHS AND 12 WEEKS. But they would live as a couple till death.
you talk this one
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares Lovely Photo Of His Son, Ifeanyi (pix) by Smartwin: 9:40am On Nov 29, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
You talk this one



When I see a couple and see their kids....I already know which one of them is a weakling in the other room.
It's obvious Davido is passionate and very good in bed and that's why all his kids look like him.

I have postulated a theory that says that it is not about dominant and recessive genes but about performance at conception.
Go and check it; a child always looks like the partner who worked harder on the day the child was conceived.
Career / Re: Lady Who Works In A Palm Oil Mill In Akwa Ibom Flaunts It Online (Photos) by Smartwin: 8:55pm On Feb 19, 2019
delugajackson:
I can't remember the last time I saw a Nigerian lady tyeing wrapper. It's either they put on trouser, shimi, bum-short, crop-top, open-back, low-waist, short-skirt, macroni or spaghetti. They never see the need to embrace our African culture.

Too much modernism has caused so much damage to the African society. That's why there seem to be a rise in nudity and obscenity of all sort, which in turn has caused the society to judge women in a certain manner. May God bless our mothers.
so everything wey you read Na wrapper you fit talk about...chai Na wa o

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys In Ibadan Go Into Hiding As EFCC Intensifies Clampdown by Smartwin: 10:17pm On Feb 09, 2019
HarkymTheOracle:
God purnish all fraudsters.. angry
punish your generation

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Decided To End Poverty After Her Parents Were Assaulted Over N70 by Smartwin: 8:26pm On Jan 24, 2019
Elthugnificent:

Just Lucky?

She worked towards it and was consistent, it has nothing to do with luck.
well I will say it's her Grace because there people who even did more than what she did but nothing happened, so don't say it's not luck life isn't fair bro
Romance / Re: Man Dies In Hotel During Sex Competition After Seventh Round by Smartwin: 11:52am On Dec 19, 2018
tyson98:
The guy is stupid women wey be say Dem be fowl fvck them from now till 2019 na u go Taya and she go still fvck another nigga



Fear pvssy it has ruined Kings!
no be lie o bro, woman fit Bleep more than 10 guys a day and she go still Dy active but if man Bleep e no go pas two unless Na one round e wan go before you release 3times you sperm don finish and Na that Spain Dy give you strength the same time take your strength

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Celebrities / Re: AY, His Brothers And Their Wives In Christmas Photos by Smartwin: 6:25am On Dec 09, 2018
Why all the wives fair and the men dark like that abi naso Dem plan am
Politics / Re: Fela Dorutoye Gives A Lady Who Dropped Thrash From Her Car Back The Trash by Smartwin: 6:04am On Dec 09, 2018
thorpido:
Nigerian followers are the greater problem of this country.
Someone does something laudable and most of the comments are saying fake,staged etc.
So when will you produce the real?
you don't blame them because that is how it has always been they would do all this things when they ain't on the post yet or will you see buhari or Gokowa come down to do this now that there re on their post
Crime / Re: Keke Napep Rider Goes Unclad As Police Demands N5000 For Bribe In Surulere by Smartwin: 1:09pm On Dec 05, 2018
Na to naked follow them o
Romance / Re: Keke Driver Advises Women To Stop Turning Them Down by Smartwin: 1:25am On Nov 17, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Look for woman wey dey your grade.

Even okada riders get babes.

All na grade by grade.
You never meet woman wey Dy spend you go talk wether Na fraud you Dy do, 7k Na just for morning food and Na you Dy work a day your body go tell your mind to rest ,meet your grade abg every man get e size o
Celebrities / Re: Tunde T Dot: Tunde Dumps Styl Plus, Goes Solo With New Name by Smartwin: 9:38pm On Nov 15, 2018
Two is cooperation but 3 is crowd

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: "I Will Go Shirtless If I See Someone Wearing The Same Shirt As Me" by Smartwin: 8:48pm On Nov 14, 2018
Davidfash10000:

See What Davido Wants God To Do For Him!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMnSKkKuFJM

Sad News For Fans Of Regina Daniels. The Actress In Tears As She Suffers From...

So ordinary apolo Na be news



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNKfQxisoMk
Celebrities / Re: John Dumelo Welcomes Son, John D Jnr (Photo) by Smartwin: 10:55pm On Oct 16, 2018
Gistvic:
Actor, John Dumelo is now a father as he welcomes his son, John Jnr.

He wrote:
"John Jnr @johnd_jnr I’m glad you have finally arrived. It’s been months, weeks, days and hours of waiting.....You look just like we imagined. Infectious smile, bright eyes, curly hair and chocolate skin.
Before I get all emotional and write a whole book, lemme let you have these few words to guide you.
You can do anything you want and be whoever you want to be just like how my dad allowed me to explore....
Never give up. Always aspire to be better and do better than before.
Be a beacon of kindness and truth in this world.
Don't have hate in your heart or carry grudges. It is not worth the time and effort it takes when there are so many things in this world to enjoy and love.
Do not let others influence who you choose to be, both as a person and in a career, because it is not their life to live, it is yours and it is the most beautiful thing.
Think outside the box JJ. Be a risk taker just like I am and don’t be afraid to fail. Failure gives you experience. Use that experience to conquer the world.
Let God be your best friend and let Him guide your steps.
I will start reading the Bible to you soon and that’s when you will understand how mysterious God works.
And one last thing....I really don’t know how to change diapers, so please don’t laugh when that’s happening.
I want to be better than my father....and I want you to be greater than me.
Love, John Setor Dumelo, your Dad."

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/10/actor-john-dumelo-is-dad-as-he-welcomes.html

that looks that says is this really my son let me look well
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Corper Plait Hair For Old Woman At IDP Camp by Smartwin: 7:10am On Oct 07, 2018
This one dey look for husband with her fat face
Celebrities / Re: Proud Boyfriend Reveals The Way His Girlfriend Surprised Him.see Photos by Smartwin: 11:46pm On Aug 20, 2018
Na just that thing make them Dy rush us... ��������
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Poses With Her Parents In Atlanta As They Await The Arrival Of J's by Smartwin: 9:57am On Aug 20, 2018
Even the Papa belle big pas her own
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Asa Asika's Birthday With Their Throwback Photos Of 10 Years by Smartwin: 3:26pm On Aug 14, 2018
zicoraads:

I think hers was that type of relationship where they both keep going on breaks and finally decide to just be with one another.

Some people just go back to who was the first.

But why does she flaunt him much more than he does her? lipsrsealed
because na Dem Dy rush us
Celebrities / Re: Best Photos From The AMVCA 2018 Nominees Cocktail Party by Smartwin: 5:05am On Aug 12, 2018
youngberry001:
Good cool


abeg were i go get dog meat inside lagos nah cheesy
you go asked 2face o he say he get
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi To Change Names Of His Properties To Temi Otedola's Name, His Girlfriend by Smartwin: 7:26pm On Jul 26, 2018
Tamarapetty:
Some guys are so good at fooling girls grin
is their work o
Romance / Re: Man Walks Out On His Date Who Ordered Takeaway Of N7K For Her Friends by Smartwin: 7:18pm On Jul 26, 2018
donstan18:
That lady is a damn player. N!gga fvcked up by paying for what they even ate.

No lady, not even the most foolish lady will order takeaway shiii of 7k for her friends when they ate something of 5k.

She obviously did not fancy the guy but had to honor the date request so as to eat and flex. Next, she played this bad-attitude and greed trick knowing fully well that the guy won't like it and it will be an opportunity for them to path ways.

It's so unfortunate the nigga lost the pussay and his 5k to a smarter hoe.
it wasn't unfortunate for the guy that he lost the pussy, pussy is everywhere what the guy needed was a good relationship but the thought all was for a game , the guy might be rich to take God care of her but both this way, she might have just lost big things coming on the way because of 5 k or 7 k small things leads to bigger things when you have patience
Crime / Re: 120 Cultists Arrested By Police During The Celebration Of Their Anniversary. by Smartwin: 11:05pm On Jul 09, 2018
Even the judge wey wan judge the case na number one man for Aye , be like una no know who aye be , this is Nigeria dey will be out just now
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady: I Am Ugly But My Vagina Is Tighter Than Those Of Beautiful Ladies by Smartwin: 10:17am On Jul 07, 2018
dingbang:
you arent fuvking her face bro.
bro did I just hear the pussy is tight? That guy that said he will prefer borehole pussy never try am once , if you enter borehole pussy you go come out with shame and frustration, just wasting your time ontop her and she will be watching zeeworld na they ur mind go Dy say tight pussy with ugly face is the best if we too much off the light or cover her face gbagam

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Crime / Re: Young Lady Stabbed To Death By Robbers While Trying To Snatch Her Phone. Photos by Smartwin: 9:24pm On Jun 30, 2018
JasonScoolari:
...And she asked "why" to armed idiots.


Jasmine James Bond, continue to rest in peace.




Never argue with armed men.
you can imagine just because of ordinary phone she just wasted her life like, give me your phone you re asking why.., Rip
Science/Technology / Re: A Hippopotamus Killed At Jebba, Niger State (Photos) by Smartwin: 11:40pm On Jun 28, 2018
wisino1:
Hip for the hippopo.........popo.....for the hippopo.....and timus.....for the hippopotamus .....if you remember that song let me see your like
guy you good you still have that memory
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Shows Off Her PVC In Beautiful Photos by Smartwin: 11:37pm On Jun 27, 2018
So now you have your pvc who re you voting for , get your pvc all the time when we haven't even seen the best candidate
Crime / Re: Two Lesbians Caught In Ondo, Molested By unKnown Men by Smartwin: 10:57pm On Jun 25, 2018
The way Yoruba people dy reason dy mk me tire e no just dy follow at all

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Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani - I Need SEX by Smartwin: 5:49am On Jun 23, 2018
So this is news? When they re dick everywhere, abi no be man voice I dy hear from the background?
Celebrities / Re: Bob-Manuel Udokwu, His Wife, Cassandra & Children, Elyon Chinaza, Garvey Chibugo by Smartwin: 12:40pm On Jun 19, 2018
EmekaBlue:
cool

But make I no lie....the daughter no too fine.
she go fine when she grows up , maybe at last she go resemble tiwa if possible

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Phones / Re: Nigerian Lady Electrocuted By Her Phone Connected To Light While Asleep(photos) by Smartwin: 8:24am On Jun 19, 2018
sdindan:
It can only be Samsung lipsrsealed
RIP DEAR.
i don't think so what she's holding is blackberry Q10

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