Lemme finish eating I'm coming...
mean while FTC

imitateMe:

But why? Is that women's greatest asset?

Yes it is
A woman's beauty is Her pride...
it really hurts a lady when you insult her about her looks, She will hardly forget it and you
Stop telling fat girls they're fat...
Stop telling slim girls they don't have bum bum.
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A man's wealth is his pride...
It really hurts a Man when you tell him he's poor..
he knows that you don't have to remind him...

harrikoko:
So my wife of 4 years and I decided to confess to each after things went a little sour in our marriage. She told me my friendly taunts that 'babe you're getting old oh, I am sure you aren't getting toasters again' led her to commit adultery. That she actually slept with her old crush who happens to be a lecturer in her former school last year. She told me she was going for a make-up job over the weekend last October, I even gave her money for transport and all. She still used my money to lodge herself and her married lecturer man friend in the hotel and got dicked. She said that was the first time and she regretted it. And that she stopped talking to the man right after the Bleep.

I also told her I had a side chick for about 6 months and had a couple of flings with other girls but quit all after my side chick said she got pregnant and wanted to start blackmailing me. And I later discovered the pregnancy was 'audio' she only just wanted money.

We both felt sorry and forgave each other, but my big question now is, if she dated someone right under my nose and I didn't notice, and she perfectly did it. plus she's this church kinda wifey.

Should I be worried? When she told me I almost fainted as I had always trusted her and could bet my life on it at any shrine she wouldn't do it.

Church Fire[b/] Trust no woman...I repeat Trust no woman... If you ever suspect your wife/girlfriend is cheating,then she is actually cheating...
I remember my GF back in Uni. She was this beautiful fair churchy girl...It took me some time to become intimate with her, after then we kept on doing it (she was wonderful in that area I've to admit)...well long story cut short, we broke up cos she said she can't be fornicating and preaching against it to other people,which I respected and let her be...We kept on talking as friends and then I told her about a girl that was madly in love with me that came to my house and refuse to go...I also told her we did it..I could feel the jealousy in her voice(it was over the phone)...She later asked to come visit me which I refuse...I asked her if she has been with anyone since me...Her answer broke my heart, [b]she told me she slept with someone in Church Camp...
Imagine...we broke up cos we were fornicating and then you went to the house of God to commit the same crime...

Paroh:
Can someone give me an installmental plan on a laptop I just want something of 50, 60k. 25k as down payment, paying installments of 5k every week till I complete it. Epp me

I've HP probook 4530s London use very clean...
8g RAM/ 500HDD, 15 inch wide-screen.
Core i5
80k
We can work out something quote me if you still need a Laptop..

darealsola:
Dre definitely was going for ghost... The fact that he came out of jail answers that james arrest is real based on what he might have said.. We don't know yet.... The writers were really smart with the ending cos they gave themselves the open creative to create whatever story they want to follow... Tommy isn't going after ghost cos that talk they had had cleared some things up between them..He definitely isn't going after ghost... Probably tasha cos the way ghost threatened her he might have just told Tommy what happened...
One thing i don't get is that whatever the fvck dre told fed lady Dre shouldn't be able to get out and what he said should not be able to get ghost arrested or maybe i don't understand the American law system... Dre could be lying and he doesn't have a proof to back it up so how should that be able to get ghost arrested...someone care to explain Regarding tariq... Abeg that boi jus mumu anyhow...what he doesn't understand is more than what he understand...no thanks to tasha... The drug game doesn't end... U later get killed or your killing spree goes on... The cycle continues...Ghost doesn't want that for him cos that's not the best but tariq is just a wannabe gangstar.. Stupid boi... Did he expect ghost to take the fall for ray ray's kill... Shebi he is shouting that ghost is not his father.. Ehn he should let tasha him mama take the fall na
Councilman tate sorry for you..he got bleeped up d most... He lost in all ways..but i liie the way he always says "my brother " correct man
Uncle saxe the wankist although his case was so sorry and if we think about it the way he said he will go to jail and james gets to walk free, its damn sorry but in a way he got what he deserved...i mean this white boi pushed too far... Too damn far even Rodriguez had to turn her back on him later... In the law you are not guilty until proven...saxe is just a desperate man... He should do some time...Although me i don hate am since dem angela days but looking at him in that scene.. It was really heartbreaking and sorry.. Felt sorry for him...
And also I don't know what ghost called dem 2-bit for but it's definitely not to get dre and kill him... There's no way ghost will know that dre snitched since dre only told jason micic about the feds invasion and jason is dead... Will like to know what he called 2bit for... And also there's more to that shooting that happened when ghost and Tommy was talking..they should explain later too...
Tasha is just a rebellious lady with a lot of pent up anger inside of her..she can't handle things perfectly cos she's just a weak woman...so many fvck ups on her side... Welk wetin concern me with am... Anything that happens to her she deserves it 100%..in the last scene i don't think ghost was expecting anything like someone said... I think he was just reflecting on his life..how everything is about to change and how he has cleared everyone.. Beta clearing and then bam! He got shot..I'm excited to find out the shooter but i hope the writers don't Bleep it up.. And don't pls bring ramona in the picture...it makes no sense for her to be the killer... And ramona ain't no killer.. She doesn't even strike as one.. The fact that she mentioned something about her past doesn't mean shit... Una jus dey overthink am jare ...y'all blaming ghost is not right... Ghost is a slick nigga...Agreed he did a lot of shady things but he is just slick enough to cover his tracks so wtff!! This is my opinion on power sha... See you on jan 25

Guy you should join the producers of power

Emily22:
Is diz series really interesting,av been hearing power diz power dat...Tariq diz Tariq dat.....I av to watch the first season tonight to see if the hype really worth it

Its really worth it bro..
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After Angela died, I tot I won't watch power again...
but I decided to give it a shot...
Every Scene is what it Mehn...
Thumbs up to those producers mehn...
I'll also recommend money heist...
Any good series lover will love that series

Iron Man send me your account number and phone number... lemme help you the little way I can... Hope you're not dead

LolaO:
My relationship of 5 years ended in the most heartbreaking way.

He got transferred to Asaba from Lagos and months later just stopped talking to me, no communication, no closure, nothing, just like that.
It’s been 5 months now.

This is someone I had planned my whole life around.

Distance does not make the heart go fonder.

I am so hurt, it hurts.

Stop trying to make it work...
In every relationship there is always the lover and the beloved...
If you're not the latter you will definitely feel hurt at some point...
And it's obvious you're the lover...
my one cent stop trying to make it work just let him be, I know its hard but try We men sometimes just need break... and the truth is that he enjoys sex with you while he was in Lagos (hence the love he was showing you)..Now that you're miles away from him...you can't offer him that any longer...
If you think you still love him, Go visit him, get intimate...I assure you things will normalize...
but the circle will still have to continue over and over again...

:oChineke ... This is serious . . . . .Meanwhile FTC

How come Eva Benega did no die

angelEmade:
woooow donjazzy too resemble him papa Please congratulate me...as I HAVE MADE FTC FIVE TIMES TODAY OOO!

Congratulations you are Jobless

kestine:
Upload pics here or fuccck off... No think say I go click link ooo

LA Click LA...

Pettyprincess:
Chai money is good o Money answereth all!!

#singing... Wetin DJ cuppy money no fit do Otedola money do am eh...

Cherrybae:
Very useless club with foolish fans. Arsenal the best club ever.

You say

Fountainofyouth:
Pain...

pain on whose side?

Bad news Fans, Power is Not going to be aired tomorrow.... Till next week

fidelmarshal199:

The police that made the arrest may think they were doing their job but they were unknowingly sowing curses for themselves, How can you just arrest some random innocent citizens for two years without trial. No wonder Many of them die a gruesome death. I'm close to tears

As in eh tears almost dropped from my eyes after reading this story...

olypharm:
Smart101 msg me fagokei@yahoo.com

I just sent you a message

Mark23:


Kanan will always be my best character. I still miss him. Nobody played the game like Kanan did

I started hating him when he killed his own son

aussig:


Please send your proposal to this email:- aussigfinance@gmail.com

Remember to quote your Nairaland user name in the email

Note that this is not a commitment to invest in your business but you have a guarantee that your proposal will get a fair and objective review and assessment

Sent

karlboss:


guy travel out. use your own capital to start your own ideas. there is no successful company that started in Nigeria from Nigerians. most big business/companies u see are from people who were outside nigeria but came back to invest, or lucky people who received investment from foreigners.

we dont value ideas here until it blows.

as an entrepreneur your own capital is your most valuable asset

Exactly my brother...
I remember telling people about my business when it was still an idea, some saw it as "class less" who cares about class when it put food on the table...I decided to work my ass up to save up money to buy just one machinery... This machine boosted myself confidence and made me start up the business even though all I needed was not yet complete...I've just one employee (merchant) but with time it will grow to 10, 20...100.
Funny enough this business have been around for decades but only few people have been enjoying the huge profit...
In Nigeria we have like 3 renowned company running this business and its just 1 that I have to compete with cos whenever I go out to sell I see their merchants there. The remaining two just have outlets. They don't go to their consumers, they wait for their consumers to come to them...but me I go to my consumers...
I'm writing this to encourage young entrepreneurs to start small first with their hard earned money first before looking for investors. depending 100℅ on investors is not the best and you hardly see someone invest in you from scratch unless the person really likes you and believes in you...

aussig:
I have idle sum of N1 million which I want to invest in at least 3 different businesses

Please send in your proposals if you have any viable business you are running which requires infusion of a little cash to help expand its operation.

Conditions potential investees must meet

- Business must be registered with a name from Corporate Affairs Commission

- Business must have been in operation for at least 18 months

- The business must actually be involved in the production of an item or rendering or services (Online businesses such as forex trading, bitcoin trading, multilevel marking etc are not acceptable)

- You must demonstrate a complete understanding of the business you are promoting including knowledge of the business trends and seasonality therein

- You must prove that the business is making money and has potentials

- No middle men or agents allowed, I will only deal with the business owner directly

The whole business concept must be outlined here on Nairaland; there will be no telephone communication until you are able to convince me that the business venture is worth the risk.

Good day aussig...
I can't outline my business concept here in the open just like that, It took me months of mistake, strategy,resources to get where I am today...
If you really want to invest in my business, quote me with your email or phone number.
I'm willing to share everything with you in private if you are willing to invest fine,if you're not willing fine.
NB: ROI is great...
and I've spent over 800k already on this enterprise, I just need an investor to l acquire some equipment which will maximise our profit.
Thanks

showafrica:


Talk true, you no fuckkk pass waiting she chop? Every thing she ate no pass 5k but i am sure you enter more than 2 rounds. Ask ashawo how much is 2 rounds..

That's why I can't subscribe to runs girls/prostitutes...
The sweet thing with girlfriends is that you can Knack almost anytime whether you get money or not... but prostitutes Na money for hand back for ground.

BecaciaBarbie:

She get your Mumu button no be small you guys can do anything for love, sorry for s.ex

Not anymore my dear
but I will still resume when I get married in fact I will personally show my wife my mumu button

BecaciaBarbie:

You are obviously still a boy! We used to think this way back then as teens.

You're girl I'm a boy ...
you won't understand
I rather be this way, when you have substitute of anything in life not just girlfriends...I tell you, you will never be at the mercy of that thing...
When I use to be faithful as fvck, that I could not cheat on my girlfriend even in my thoughts ...
I was doing *everything* to please her infact I was a pucci she would annoy me I will be the one to apologized Imagine ...but the moment I cheated once attention divided in fact I forgot her phone number I thought I would never forget in this life
so Babe dey your dey let me dey my dey

ndukwejoe:
I disagree with you sir.

skedman:
it is you that need sense

Ilochukwuka:

Just shot up

skedman:
it is you that need sense

All of you I quoted are as clueless as your leader..

let's break it down to your Families...
Imagine stopping your children from eating food from your brothers house meanwhile there is no food in your own house...Is it fair

VirginSearcher:
Closing border in a country that is not sufficient in production and does not produce even common toothpick is bad.. When will Buhari get sense?... speaking about goods importation ban

suffering us for nothing How can you ban importation of a product when you've not provided a conducive environment to produce the product in question. More also is the fact that our locally made product is more expensive than these imported products even after they have paid custom duties ( I don't get)

chukzyfcbb:

no offense bro, but this isn't possible.

If you plan to go down the altar in say 6months, within that 6months you should start practicing how to stay faithful.

You can't be cheating with reckless abandon in a relationship, thinking you will suddenly change when you get married. issa work in progress.

I've done a lot of bad things bro...at least let me have one clean sheet in my life...
who told you I don't know it will be challenging..
I know it will be very challenging and the temptation will increase that's Nature what you don't want will flock around you...
but I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND

Fountainofyouth:
The ability for someone to get nàked and fvck someone they have no feelings for is what amazes me.

Lols...
I remember when I was a teenager I couldn't even cheat on my "girlfriend" (abi na crush I go call am) in my mind as in I can't Imagine myself kissing someone else if not her I was Danm faithful but it cost me a lot.
But Now I can even know you today and kiss u so intimately like we've known since forever. as long as you don't have bad breath

comshots:
La lick LA......

BEND

Hotzone:
My girl asks if I smokes and I said yes so insist I stop but it so hard to quit though I have reduced my rate of smoking unlike before but it makes me to hide or do funny things to pretend I don’t smoke such as chewing gum (which she knows I hate), using body fragrance, brushing teeth at odd time....list gets endless!!!!

Don’t know how she may feel if she finds out....can’t afford to lose her.
While my fiancée
don’t know the difference between cigarette and weed, my Ex wraps my blunt

Your ex is Tasha and your present fiancee is Angela Valdez.. If you know you Know...

Honestly I use to be one faithful somebody but its all behind me...If we are dating I can cheat on you without remorse but if we're married I can't and won't cheat...There are two sexual sins that I've promise my self not to commit:

1. I will Never Cheat on my wife (though I'll never tell her) in fact I'll make her think I am cheating sef.
2. I will NEVER,I repeat NEVER sleep with another mans wife knowingly.
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