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TV/Movies / Re: Power TV Series Fan Thread: STARZ by smat101(m): 7:14pm On Oct 15, 2019
Aystarz:



So much greatness on the horizon for our boy, Rotimi, in the movie industry out there. The showrunners couldn't have found a better actor to interpret the character, Dre, in this series. I bet Rotimi is a sneaky bastard in real life.. cheesy Super actor!

But come guys, who's gonna fvck Jacob Warner up for the way he treated Saxe and pitched Rodriquez against him? Saxe is a no good fvcker alright but all he ever wanted was to put the bad guys in jail. .Apart from Tommy, Saxe is probably the funniest character in the series. Loved his exchanges with Dre this season, particularly the one in the church where he strapped his 'lawfully wedded snitch's ankle' with a monitor.
Lols...
Don't be surprise Jacob is working for Tommy grin
TV/Movies / Re: Power TV Series Fan Thread: STARZ by smat101(m): 4:57pm On Oct 15, 2019
chubbyman:

Why are you guys hating on one of your own, you do know nigger is a naija boy right I'm sure he'll get what's coming to him eventually,bad guys always die
Don't get me wrong, I love Rotimi in fact I dey follow am for Instagram but I phucking hate Dre grin

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Romance / Re: Sent 11k For Her To Come Over Now She's Telling Me She's On Her Period by smat101(m): 4:07pm On Oct 15, 2019
Easybela:
undecided see ur head like intimate, let ur daughter dish out her body to men because they offered her money she never requested for, the babe in question never asked for money,he gave her willingly, why then is he crying , and to think that you also have a babe,I pity her undecided
I won't be happy with her if she dishes out her body to a man that offered her money for her business but I'll kee her if she acts like you giving it for FREE ...
Osho Free like you grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Sent 11k For Her To Come Over Now She's Telling Me She's On Her Period by smat101(m): 3:46pm On Oct 15, 2019
Easybela:
undecided the reason u brought the issue here is for us to clap for you abi ,oga ,if u are jobless, start sweeping your street. angry angry


See as u dey make noise because of 11k,no be your mate buy iPhone 11 max for his babe

None sense and ingredients
My friend will you keep quiet
All those girls dey lick butt holes for Iphones ask any runs girl that goes to Dubai...
Una wan chop were una no sow...
she is his girlfriend for crying out loud aren't they suppose to be intimate.?

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Romance / Re: Sent 11k For Her To Come Over Now She's Telling Me She's On Her Period by smat101(m): 3:39pm On Oct 15, 2019
OP don't mind all these hypocrites Castigating you...
but why girls like dey chop like say dem never chop for one month when dem come visit their boyfriend.
I remember asking my ex to come visit, before she came I went to market bought all what she will need for the week she will stay...Only for all the provision to finish in 3 days.(left all the raw food for who to cook). That didn't pain me though the one that Annoyed me was the day she came I was at work so I called and ask her what to buy when coming back she said she wants to eat peppery meat... As per e don tay wah I see her, I went to chatter better pepper chicken (1/2 chicken) buy five alive join am...Hoping we will cook noodles and take it for dinner...
when I got home I dropped it on the table and said "Babe see the chicken o Lemme go and shower" ...Before I finished bathing the girl don down the chicken come dey do "hooo Haaa hooo Haaa" shouting pepper pepper gimme water...
I look on top table chicken don finish she didn't open the juice,I still the wonder wetin happen.
In my mind I just the "say pepper kee u there" though I ran outside to get a bag of pure water cos there was no water in the house...
That thing the pain me till today...
some girls are so insensitive and I detest that trait in girls...it didn't end there o I asked her to cook noodles let's eat, she was like Baby I'm tired help me cook it na (me that is just coming from work I'm not tired abi)... I just smile enter kitchen cook am sharp sharp,she still chop pass me upon the 1/2 chicken way she consume.

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Romance / Re: Sent 11k For Her To Come Over Now She's Telling Me She's On Her Period by smat101(m): 3:15pm On Oct 15, 2019
lilmax:
I understand bro let her go


I actually bought three iPhone 11 for 3 girls last week, didn't sleep with them sad
grin Don Jazzy I sight you.

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Romance / Re: Is It Appropriate For Two Siblings To Marry From The Same Family ? by smat101(m): 3:10pm On Oct 15, 2019
Psalm2423:
The only things I can understand in this post are brothers, sisters, aunt, mother, father. You day forbid to use paragraph and create sentence flow?
As in eh...
The story didn't flow...
well I can marry my elder brother's wife's junior sister...
I see nothing wrong with that...

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Romance / Re: I Need Your Contributions Nairalanders by smat101(m): 3:00pm On Oct 15, 2019
I dey come grin
well I've read your story I have nothing to say
Crime / Re: Mile 2 Residents Rush To Scoop Fuel From A Fallen Patrol Laden Tanker (video) by smat101(m): 2:46pm On Oct 15, 2019
budaatum:

Yes I have had the experience of feeling hunger that pains muscles though, usually, I do something reasonable about my hunger before my muscles hurt and I do "almost anything".

I once went to mama put and started washing plates not daring to clear tables myself least she think I wanted to eat the leftovers. Afterwards, she gave me 30kobo eba with a 10kobo fishhead but I told her I don't want the fish head and can she let me take 10kobo eba home for supper. She gave me 30kobo eba with the fishhead and asked if I'd be back the next day.

One day I went to the Lagos end of L-IER tollgate to help a friend sell eggs. Friend gave me one egg for every 10 I sold and after a week I had enough to buy and sell my own eggs before graduating to selling 50kobo iced canned cokes.

I wasn't a graduate of primary school then so imagine what I did when I graduated proper.
Wow impressive story I must say...
I understand your point, they don't have to take stupid risk because of hunger

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Crime / Re: Mile 2 Residents Rush To Scoop Fuel From A Fallen Patrol Laden Tanker (video) by smat101(m): 2:14pm On Oct 15, 2019
budaatum:

This is stupidity in the land, and not hunger!
lemme ask you a question have you ever felt your muscles paining you due to hunger at this point,
your body begins burning muscle tissue for energy. ... 
I guess you've not had this experience...
If you have You will do almost anything for a plate of rice.

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Pets / Re: Just Arrive Foreign Rice For Sale by smat101(m): 1:40pm On Oct 15, 2019
johnson208:


we are located at Lagos Alana international market you can also call it wattsapp
08144078063
Great my Friend is at Alaba ...
I'll give him your number...hope you're there he will meet you in person.
Education / Re: What Are The Scary Things You Experienced In Boarding School? by smat101(m): 1:14pm On Oct 15, 2019
lols... grin grin grin
Bush Baby

miss koi koi

men in black

possessed girls
Pets / Re: Just Arrive Foreign Rice For Sale by smat101(m): 1:12pm On Oct 15, 2019
[quote author=samueldonald post=83157726][/quote] Where is your location
Crime / Re: Mile 2 Residents Rush To Scoop Fuel From A Fallen Patrol Laden Tanker (video) by smat101(m): 1:11pm On Oct 15, 2019
Jasen1:
Cheiii God help oh
Let what just flash in my mind not come to reality

Nigerians don't learn
You won't blame them my brother Life Hard here
Crime / Re: Mile 2 Residents Rush To Scoop Fuel From A Fallen Patrol Laden Tanker (video) by smat101(m): 1:10pm On Oct 15, 2019
And one Idiot said there is no hunger in the land https://www.nairaland.com/5472272/sabo-nanono-there-no-hunger . . . This country is just a shit hole ... Graduates roaming around begging for 40k Job...
Politics / Re: Sabo Nanono: There Is No Hunger In Nigeria – FG by smat101(m): 1:03pm On Oct 15, 2019
Moscodee1990:
See him face like amala wey dem mach Me wey don see people wey normal dey chop rice from trash bin. And u are here saying rubbish.
Na waa o... There is really hunger in the Land

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Romance / Re: 12-year-old Pregnant Girl Shares Photos With Her Baby Daddy Says She Is Proud by smat101(m): 11:07am On Oct 15, 2019
rOsy247:


They don't need to pressure you when you give it freely without anyone asking.
you just finish this girl grin grin grin ...
If she doesn't cry she's brave grin

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Religion / Re: Seeds Of Destiny 15 October 2019 by smat101(m): 3:21am On Oct 15, 2019
Everybody Lies every once in a while ... you, me, Paul eneche..All of us
TV/Movies / Re: Power TV Series Fan Thread: STARZ by smat101(m): 3:18am On Oct 15, 2019
2dice01:
Dont mind me ..I mix all those south american guys names

Lol let's watch and see..
Do you have any dope action movie you can recommend

If you enjoy comedy and action, watch shaft 2019... Samuel L Jackson that Motherfvckergrin

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TV/Movies / Re: Power TV Series Fan Thread: STARZ by smat101(m): 3:16am On Oct 15, 2019
WHITELIGHTER:


Lobos is dead, that’s Jason.... and I believe there’s gonna be betrayal at the end, and I think it’s tommy who’s gonna Betray ghost
oh sh!t, I can't believe I mistook Jason for Lobos...
nonetheless Lobos death sweat me
Politics / Re: Sabo Nanono: There Is No Hunger In Nigeria – FG by smat101(m): 11:17pm On Oct 14, 2019
Kalixx:


bro, 200 naira without meat? how true is that or are u exaggerating? Which state be that?
Guy must be living in the North or Far west O hear say some place for Ibadan dem still dey sell rice #30 ati beans #20 grin

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Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko Rag Day: Students Looking Like Mad Men by smat101(m): 10:34pm On Oct 14, 2019
tunjilomo:
Dude dressed like a mad man. If he walks on the street, I might mistake him for one.
Not might you definitely willgrin

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TV/Movies / Re: Power TV Series Fan Thread: STARZ by smat101(m): 10:31pm On Oct 14, 2019
2dice01:
it will
They will also kill that Tommy and Ghost supplier dunno his name
bastard Lobos grin That guy ought to have been dead...
Politics / Re: Sabo Nanono: There Is No Hunger In Nigeria – FG by smat101(m): 10:27pm On Oct 14, 2019
obembet:
They are right
Lai Mohammed concubine spotted

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Politics / Re: Sabo Nanono: There Is No Hunger In Nigeria – FG by smat101(m): 10:22pm On Oct 14, 2019
PureGoldh:
Maybe presidency ain't referring to dx Country (9ja) that we are living in undecided
See me we wahala o...
just today bag of rice don enter #23k from 18,500
plate of rice #200 without meat and I chop not up to 10 spoon it finished... grin
its funny but painful

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Romance / Re: 12-year-old Pregnant Girl Shares Photos With Her Baby Daddy Says She Is Proud by smat101(m): 10:17pm On Oct 14, 2019
Sydney17:
Don't mind the confused hoe! She's probably in a naija guy room at the moment! Looking for money to take care of the many kids from different fathers
grin grin grin
She has run away
Romance / Re: 12-year-old Pregnant Girl Shares Photos With Her Baby Daddy Says She Is Proud by smat101(m): 10:10pm On Oct 14, 2019
lilianofentse:
I love you. take heart. stop scamming, you're ruining your country's reputation. bye
Love Fire
why did you run na...
You 4 stay make Nigerians finish you grin grin grin

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Family / Re: As A Man,who Should You Take Care Of The Most Between Your Wife & Your Mum? by smat101(m): 9:56pm On Oct 14, 2019
Ed12:
You take good care of your mother as your mother and also take good care of your wife as your wife..
Best advice
.
Op search no more
Romance / Re: What Sort Of Girlfriend Is This? by smat101(m): 9:53pm On Oct 14, 2019
OP you're Finished Her partner from the marine world has come to steal your semen and ruin your life... grin
better run b4 its too late
Romance / Re: 12-year-old Pregnant Girl Shares Photos With Her Baby Daddy Says She Is Proud by smat101(m): 9:47pm On Oct 14, 2019
lilianofentse:
she's not 12. can't you even see that. the caption looks out of place. she just happens to have a small stature. Yes we are OK. we aren't scammers
See this !diot south African o...
I rather be a scammer than a murderer...
Stop bringing your stupid xenophobic trait to a Nigerian site

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Romance / Re: 12-year-old Pregnant Girl Shares Photos With Her Baby Daddy Says She Is Proud by smat101(m): 9:39pm On Oct 14, 2019
ahnie:
Oh!it's finished!
I give up on mankind.

Like seriously how come,how manage,how did it happened?how e take happen!

Oh...it's finished!

grin grin grin I know say when you dey her age, you know know say something suppose enter that hole grin grin grin

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