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aussig:
Please send your proposal to this email:- aussigfinance@gmail.com

Remember to quote your Nairaland user name in the email

Note that this is not a commitment to invest in your business but you have a guarantee that your proposal will get a fair and objective review and assessment

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karlboss:
guy travel out. use your own capital to start your own ideas. there is no successful company that started in Nigeria from Nigerians. most big business/companies u see are from people who were outside nigeria but came back to invest, or lucky people who received investment from foreigners.

we dont value ideas here until it blows.

as an entrepreneur your own capital is your most valuable asset

Exactly my brother...
I remember telling people about my business when it was still an idea, some saw it as "class less" who cares about class when it put food on the table...I decided to work my ass up to save up money to buy just one machinery... This machine boosted myself confidence and made me start up the business even though all I needed was not yet complete...I've just one employee (merchant) but with time it will grow to 10, 20...100.
Funny enough this business have been around for decades but only few people have been enjoying the huge profit...
In Nigeria we have like 3 renowned company running this business and its just 1 that I have to compete with cos whenever I go out to sell I see their merchants there. The remaining two just have outlets. They don't go to their consumers, they wait for their consumers to come to them...but me I go to my consumers...
I'm writing this to encourage young entrepreneurs to start small first with their hard earned money first before looking for investors. depending 100℅ on investors is not the best and you hardly see someone invest in you from scratch unless the person really likes you and believes in you...

aussig:
I have idle sum of N1 million which I want to invest in at least 3 different businesses

Please send in your proposals if you have any viable business you are running which requires infusion of a little cash to help expand its operation.

Conditions potential investees must meet

- Business must be registered with a name from Corporate Affairs Commission

- Business must have been in operation for at least 18 months

- The business must actually be involved in the production of an item or rendering or services (Online businesses such as forex trading, bitcoin trading, multilevel marking etc are not acceptable)

- You must demonstrate a complete understanding of the business you are promoting including knowledge of the business trends and seasonality therein

- You must prove that the business is making money and has potentials

- No middle men or agents allowed, I will only deal with the business owner directly

The whole business concept must be outlined here on Nairaland; there will be no telephone communication until you are able to convince me that the business venture is worth the risk.

Good day aussig...
I can't outline my business concept here in the open just like that, It took me months of mistake, strategy,resources to get where I am today...
If you really want to invest in my business, quote me with your email or phone number.
I'm willing to share everything with you in private if you are willing to invest fine,if you're not willing fine.
NB: ROI is great...
and I've spent over 800k already on this enterprise, I just need an investor to l acquire some equipment which will maximise our profit.
Thanks

showafrica:
Talk true, you no fuckkk pass waiting she chop? Every thing she ate no pass 5k but i am sure you enter more than 2 rounds. Ask ashawo how much is 2 rounds..

That's why I can't subscribe to runs girls/prostitutes...
The sweet thing with girlfriends is that you can Knack almost anytime whether you get money or not... but prostitutes Na money for hand back for ground.

BecaciaBarbie:
She get your Mumu button no be small you guys can do anything for love, sorry for s.ex

Not anymore my dear
but I will still resume when I get married in fact I will personally show my wife my mumu button

BecaciaBarbie:
You are obviously still a boy! We used to think this way back then as teens.

You're girl I'm a boy ...
you won't understand
I rather be this way, when you have substitute of anything in life not just girlfriends...I tell you, you will never be at the mercy of that thing...
When I use to be faithful as fvck, that I could not cheat on my girlfriend even in my thoughts ...
I was doing *everything* to please her infact I was a pucci she would annoy me I will be the one to apologized Imagine ...but the moment I cheated once attention divided in fact I forgot her phone number I thought I would never forget in this life
so Babe dey your dey let me dey my dey

ndukwejoe:
I disagree with you sir.

skedman:
it is you that need sense

Ilochukwuka:
Just shot up

skedman:
it is you that need sense

All of you I quoted are as clueless as your leader..

let's break it down to your Families...
Imagine stopping your children from eating food from your brothers house meanwhile there is no food in your own house...Is it fair

VirginSearcher:
Closing border in a country that is not sufficient in production and does not produce even common toothpick is bad.. When will Buhari get sense?... speaking about goods importation ban

suffering us for nothing How can you ban importation of a product when you've not provided a conducive environment to produce the product in question. More also is the fact that our locally made product is more expensive than these imported products even after they have paid custom duties ( I don't get)

chukzyfcbb:
no offense bro, but this isn't possible.

If you plan to go down the altar in say 6months, within that 6months you should start practicing how to stay faithful.

You can't be cheating with reckless abandon in a relationship, thinking you will suddenly change when you get married. issa work in progress.

I've done a lot of bad things bro...at least let me have one clean sheet in my life...
who told you I don't know it will be challenging..
I know it will be very challenging and the temptation will increase that's Nature what you don't want will flock around you...
but I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND

Fountainofyouth:
The ability for someone to get nàked and fvck someone they have no feelings for is what amazes me.

Lols...
I remember when I was a teenager I couldn't even cheat on my "girlfriend" (abi na crush I go call am) in my mind as in I can't Imagine myself kissing someone else if not her I was Danm faithful but it cost me a lot.
But Now I can even know you today and kiss u so intimately like we've known since forever. as long as you don't have bad breath

comshots:
La lick LA......

BEND

Hotzone:
My girl asks if I smokes and I said yes so insist I stop but it so hard to quit though I have reduced my rate of smoking unlike before but it makes me to hide or do funny things to pretend I don’t smoke such as chewing gum (which she knows I hate), using body fragrance, brushing teeth at odd time....list gets endless!!!!

Don’t know how she may feel if she finds out....can’t afford to lose her.
While my fiancée
don’t know the difference between cigarette and weed, my Ex wraps my blunt

Your ex is Tasha and your present fiancee is Angela Valdez.. If you know you Know...

Honestly I use to be one faithful somebody but its all behind me...If we are dating I can cheat on you without remorse but if we're married I can't and won't cheat...There are two sexual sins that I've promise my self not to commit:

1. I will Never Cheat on my wife (though I'll never tell her) in fact I'll make her think I am cheating sef.
2. I will NEVER,I repeat NEVER sleep with another mans wife knowingly.
.

Aystarz:
So much greatness on the horizon for our boy, Rotimi, in the movie industry out there. The showrunners couldn't have found a better actor to interpret the character, Dre, in this series. I bet Rotimi is a sneaky bastard in real life.. Super actor!

But come guys, who's gonna fvck Jacob Warner up for the way he treated Saxe and pitched Rodriquez against him? Saxe is a no good fvcker alright but all he ever wanted was to put the bad guys in jail. .Apart from Tommy, Saxe is probably the funniest character in the series. Loved his exchanges with Dre this season, particularly the one in the church where he strapped his 'lawfully wedded snitch's ankle' with a monitor.

Lols...
Don't be surprise Jacob is working for Tommy

chubbyman:
Why are you guys hating on one of your own, you do know nigger is a naija boy right I'm sure he'll get what's coming to him eventually,bad guys always die

Don't get me wrong, I love Rotimi in fact I dey follow am for Instagram but I phucking hate Dre

Easybela:
see ur head like intimate, let ur daughter dish out her body to men because they offered her money she never requested for, the babe in question never asked for money,he gave her willingly, why then is he crying , and to think that you also have a babe,I pity her

I won't be happy with her if she dishes out her body to a man that offered her money for her business but I'll kee her if she acts like you giving it for FREE ...
Osho Free like you

Easybela:
the reason u brought the issue here is for us to clap for you abi ,oga ,if u are jobless, start sweeping your street.


See as u dey make noise because of 11k,no be your mate buy iPhone 11 max for his babe

None sense and ingredients

My friend will you keep quiet
All those girls dey lick butt holes for Iphones ask any runs girl that goes to Dubai...
Una wan chop were una no sow...
she is his girlfriend for crying out loud aren't they suppose to be intimate.?

OP don't mind all these hypocrites Castigating you...
but why girls like dey chop like say dem never chop for one month when dem come visit their boyfriend.
I remember asking my ex to come visit, before she came I went to market bought all what she will need for the week she will stay...Only for all the provision to finish in 3 days.(left all the raw food for who to cook). That didn't pain me though the one that Annoyed me was the day she came I was at work so I called and ask her what to buy when coming back she said she wants to eat peppery meat... As per e don tay wah I see her, I went to chatter better pepper chicken (1/2 chicken) buy five alive join am...Hoping we will cook noodles and take it for dinner...
when I got home I dropped it on the table and said "Babe see the chicken o Lemme go and shower" ...Before I finished bathing the girl don down the chicken come dey do "hooo Haaa hooo Haaa" shouting pepper pepper gimme water...
I look on top table chicken don finish she didn't open the juice,I still the wonder wetin happen.
In my mind I just the "say pepper kee u there" though I ran outside to get a bag of pure water cos there was no water in the house...
That thing the pain me till today...
some girls are so insensitive and I detest that trait in girls...it didn't end there o I asked her to cook noodles let's eat, she was like Baby I'm tired help me cook it na (me that is just coming from work I'm not tired abi)... I just smile enter kitchen cook am sharp sharp,she still chop pass me upon the 1/2 chicken way she consume.

lilmax:
I understand bro let her go


I actually bought three iPhone 11 for 3 girls last week, didn't sleep with them

Don Jazzy I sight you.

Psalm2423:
The only things I can understand in this post are brothers, sisters, aunt, mother, father. You day forbid to use paragraph and create sentence flow?

As in eh...
The story didn't flow...
well I can marry my elder brother's wife's junior sister...
I see nothing wrong with that...

I dey come
well I've read your story I have nothing to say

budaatum:
Yes I have had the experience of feeling hunger that pains muscles though, usually, I do something reasonable about my hunger before my muscles hurt and I do "almost anything".

I once went to mama put and started washing plates not daring to clear tables myself least she think I wanted to eat the leftovers. Afterwards, she gave me 30kobo eba with a 10kobo fishhead but I told her I don't want the fish head and can she let me take 10kobo eba home for supper. She gave me 30kobo eba with the fishhead and asked if I'd be back the next day.

One day I went to the Lagos end of L-IER tollgate to help a friend sell eggs. Friend gave me one egg for every 10 I sold and after a week I had enough to buy and sell my own eggs before graduating to selling 50kobo iced canned cokes.

I wasn't a graduate of primary school then so imagine what I did when I graduated proper.

Wow impressive story I must say...
I understand your point, they don't have to take stupid risk because of hunger

budaatum:
This is stupidity in the land, and not hunger!

lemme ask you a question have you ever felt your muscles paining you due to hunger at this point,
your body begins burning muscle tissue for energy. ... 
I guess you've not had this experience...
If you have You will do almost anything for a plate of rice.

johnson208:
we are located at Lagos Alana international market you can also call it wattsapp
08144078063

Great my Friend is at Alaba ...
I'll give him your number...hope you're there he will meet you in person.

lols...
Bush Baby

miss koi koi

men in black

possessed girls

[quote author=samueldonald post=83157726][/quote]Where is your location

Jasen1:
Cheiii God help oh
Let what just flash in my mind not come to reality

Nigerians don't learn

You won't blame them my brother Life Hard here

And one Idiot said there is no hunger in the land https://www.nairaland.com/5472272/sabo-nanono-there-no-hunger . . . This country is just a shit hole ... Graduates roaming around begging for 40k Job...

Moscodee1990:
See him face like amala wey dem mach Me wey don see people wey normal dey chop rice from trash bin. And u are here saying rubbish.

Na waa o... There is really hunger in the Land

rOsy247:
They don't need to pressure you when you give it freely without anyone asking.

you just finish this girl ...
If she doesn't cry she's brave

Everybody Lies every once in a while ... you, me, Paul eneche..All of us

2dice01:
Dont mind me ..I mix all those south american guys names

Lol let's watch and see..
Do you have any dope action movie you can recommend

If you enjoy comedy and action, watch shaft 2019... Samuel L Jackson that Motherfvcker