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LiteratureRe: Dipo Tepede's Writing Competition: 33,000 Naira Prize by SMC(f): 6:02pm On Jul 12, 2007
I shall endeavour to read all 15 shortlisted entries and vote for the one I think is the best one [this is provided that I can access them easily online].

This is a step in the right direction for Nigerian writing {Well, let's hope that people have the integrity to vote for the story they think is the best one and not on a "know-me-i-know-you" basis}.

Goodluck guys and may the best entry win. smiley
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 5:35pm On Jul 12, 2007
trendy:
lol, venus is not that bad to be called ugly wink

whoopi is a good actress, thank God she has her acting skills grin
Abeg Venus dey ugly jo. If you can call Samuel L. Jackson ugly, I think Venus qualifies for the post as well. . . LOL wink
LiteratureRe: Caine Prize Shortlist 2007 Announced by SMC(f): 11:10pm On Jul 11, 2007
Fantastic!!! smiley

Second Time Lucky. I am chuffed for her.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by SMC(f): 7:33pm On Jul 11, 2007
Odabi Omo Yoruba kan ti gba oko mo omo were tonje chichi lowo. Abi kini ka wi nipa oshi ton ko nipa awa omoge yoruba. Boya omokunrin yoruba kan gbe lenujo, do kpa, o wa soo le, lo fe omobirin yoruba. Boya nkan ton dun lokan niyen. cheesy
CultureWhy Are You Proud To Be A Nigerian? by SMC(op): 6:53pm On Jul 11, 2007
There is a Thread that asks "Are You Proud to be a Nigerian"? Most people have answered that they are proud to be Nigerians, so I believe the next step is WHY ARE YOU PROUD TO BE A NIGERIAN?

Or is it something that is Automatic because you were born in Nigeria or because one (or both) of your parents hails from Naija?

Views Please!!! cool
CultureRe: Accent That Fascinates Or Annoys You? by SMC(f): 6:33pm On Jul 11, 2007
I cant stand the Igbo, Scouse, Aussie and Cockney Accents, as well as the American Southern drawl. lipsrsealed

I love the British Received Pronounciation accent. Blooming Marvelous grin
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 6:20pm On Jul 11, 2007
trendy:
lmfao, i forgot that ugly woman
LOL, Me too. Though I think she can be quite hilarious.

Here's a good one, Venus Williams.
LiteratureRe: I Have A Crush On Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie by SMC(f): 9:33pm On Jul 10, 2007
samboribo:
she's brainy and all. but saying she is seriously beautiful sounds way too pushed to me. in terms of physical beauty, she's stands in the middle.
I tire o. She ain't bad looking [s]and she ain't goodlooking either[/s]. undecided
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CultureRe: The WA.ZO.BIA (Unity) Thread by SMC(op): 8:00pm On Jul 10, 2007
Nice to meet you Toshmann. How long have you been in Wales for? One of my close mates is from Cardiff.
CultureRe: The WA.ZO.BIA (Unity) Thread by SMC(op): 7:42pm On Jul 10, 2007
initiator:
Well SMC its a pity threads like this don't generate much interest on tribalist-infested nairaland.

You'd have titled the thread 'i hate all igbos/yorubas' and boy would this place be flooded?

Pity
I know sad

I did hope that people would be willing to ditch their prejudice and get along, but I guess that is a tall order/ambition.
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 7:20pm On Jul 10, 2007
kulaShaker:
[size=18pt]shut the hell up the pair of you[/size]
LOL YES SIR. SHUN SIR tongue
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 7:14pm On Jul 10, 2007
It took THREE WHOLE DAYS to figure out the trash you talked about? shocked. Men, you really are DUMB. Are you sure Suegbe is not your middle name? Your brain is so small and fried that you had to reply to me two different times with a fourteen hour delay in between. Hippos have a faster turnaround period. So tell me, did you spend all that time begging your neighbour to help you construct a semi-lucid reply to Freewilly and I?

By the way, I am really curious to know why a person who is supposed to be busy, enjoys spending so much of the time she does not have to spare with "jobless, useless, nappy headed hoes" [language, language lipsrsealed] like Freewilly and I? LOL

YOU ARE A JOKE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS A JOKE FOOL. ROFLMAO

@Iyalaje,
Emi o ma ran awo eni buruku ti won o nife si awa omo oduduwa.  Eje ka ma ba faji wa lo ojare.
CultureRe: Igbos Are The Most Achivers In Africa. by SMC(f): 10:54pm On Jul 09, 2007
Enough of this tribalistic balderdash. What have YOU Chichi81 achieved in your life as an individual. Abeg make we hear word for here.
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 10:45pm On Jul 09, 2007
Freewilly:
Thanks for the kind words SMC, I was reading some of that market woman's post a while ago, do you know she tells folks on here that see attends PennStateUniversity grin grin girl I could not stop laughing that day I swear. If Penn state would admit an Illiterate like that then I don't ever want to go to College.
If she is in any higher educational institution (which I truly doubt), she is probably shagging her way through most lecturers to pass the requisite courses.

What is that person called K0be's beef with you? Or is that the semi-illiterate slowpoke using another ID?
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 9:47pm On Jul 09, 2007
Omo Eko:
SMC- senseless moronic coward

No one rattles Omo Eko dummy, and Yes you both are mates, "sucking" "licking" mates,you have no identity, misery loves company. Moi(Omo Eko) is no refugee like yourself. My major is Economics not Social Science,so I cannot help either of you lost souls, why not try Jesus!!! wink
LOL, I see you have been swotting with a dictionary. It took you [a whole slowpoke], three whole days to come up with three words which my initials SMC can be an acronym of. . . That translates to a word a day? WOW!!! How stupid can you be? Your stupidity is mind boggling.

There you go rambling away about majors when it is apparent that you have not seen the four walls of a secondary school talk less of a university. What language do they teach in at your imaginary university? Pidgin English? If I have achieved this much success as I refugee, I thank God o. Maybe you should aspire to be a refugee too, you covetous slowpoke.

P.S. I don't mind being mates with Freewilly (or any reasonable sensible person for that matter), so this is a non-issue.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by SMC(f): 8:46pm On Jul 09, 2007
mishoo:
oro gidi loso SMC
A ye o kale.
O se ojare eniyan gidi.
CultureRe: The WA.ZO.BIA (Unity) Thread by SMC(op): 8:07pm On Jul 09, 2007
Didn't I say no hating? angry
CultureRe: Igbos Are The Most Achivers In Africa. by SMC(f): 7:56pm On Jul 09, 2007
Yadayadayada
CultureThe WA.ZO.BIA (Unity) Thread by SMC(op): 7:49pm On Jul 09, 2007
Various tribes have their different threads on here. This thread is dedicated to our unity in diversity. Please try to stifle your tribalistic thoughts or prejudices here. Coming from a single country, we have a lot in common and numerous things/experiences to celebrate (as well as complain about) without turning on one another.

I'll go first. I am Yoruba (well kind of), I have stayed in different parts of Nigeria and have loads of mates from around the country. When I am hanging out with my mates (even here in the UK), I don't think. . . oh, this one is Hausa or this one is Bini or this one is a Scouser or this one is Glaswegian. What matters to me are your values, your personality and that you are a good mate.

I hope a lack of tribal discrimination would reign here too.

SMC
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by SMC(f): 7:31pm On Jul 09, 2007
Eyin omo Oduduwa,

Ejoo, ti were ba fe dun loja, eje ko ma ba ti e lo. Ema da lohun rara. Ti o ba su omo nnna, a kosi ara e lo. Ko kuku gbo ede. to ba ni nkan gidi lati so, e je ki o so lede wa.
LiteratureRe: A Must Read: Dealing With Rejection From Publishers by SMC(op): 5:46pm On Jul 09, 2007
newera:
Great tonic for all writers!

Every writer i know, believes their work will make an instant hit (including mine at the beginning). But it definitely doesn't work like that. 99% of the time success in every endeavour is a combination of hard work/skill, persistence and talent.
Well said Newera
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 5:08pm On Jul 09, 2007
angel101:
@topic
Seal
Zack Orji
Zach Orji? Never thought of him as ugly. LOL. . . Maybe na im biabia dey cause am tongue
CelebritiesRe: Vanessa William Vs. Halle Berry by SMC(f): 1:26pm On Jul 09, 2007
Vanessa used to be hot in those days. But as of now, it's Halle Berry.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by SMC(f): 12:51pm On Jul 09, 2007
folanusi:
@ smc

Kilo'n shele? shey oh wa aw'rite?
Mo wa pa ojare.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by SMC(f): 12:29pm On Jul 09, 2007
Eyin eyan mi, bawo ni? smiley
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 11:43am On Jul 09, 2007
@ Omo Eko,

ROFLMAO. You are lost in your vocation, you really should be a court jester. I see that having a limited vocabulary at your disposal, you have decided to go down the swearing and profanity route. Awwww have we rattled you that bad? LOL grin grin grin You keep saying you have no time, yet you are here an awful lot. GET BACK TO WORK.

@Freewilly, Thanks mate. I can assure you that after dealing with her this way, that ignoramus a.k.a Omo Eko, would think twice before spewing trash from her sewer infested gob in the future.
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 10:39pm On Jul 08, 2007
ginky:
SMC, cheesy cheesy wink wink smiley grin I liked the way you answered both "the game" and "Omo Eko".And by the way, cheesy thanks for accepting my verdict. Eh eh, to answer your question, I think Shan George,Sandra Achums and Chamillonaire are not fine.
Thanks mate smiley cheesy grin

I never thought of Shan George as ugly, but Sandra Achums nose is enough to give someone hiccups. LOL tongue
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 10:08pm On Jul 08, 2007
Omo Eko:
@thegame
Don't u know the only way SMC can put her point across is by using profanity. And plz ignore her immature ass.
Oops the "busy" girl is back on the "jobless" thread keeping jobless people company. You really should learn the meaning of words before using them. Show me one profane word I used. . . just one. Talk about ignorant.

thegame:
@SMC, You need to learn how to reply and chat with people. You don't show much maturity while doing that. WHy should you be abusing? You have done that with a lot of people.I guess that's why you don't have a stable country because u don't know which would be proud of you and which wouldn't.
WAKE UP GIEL. Girls like you break up so fast then u settle when u have no choice. @Omo EKo is not that aggresive
Seems like we have a teacher in the house folks. So Monsieur, how am I supposed to retort to someone who calls me an ugly jobless person? Ignore them? Well that has not worked in the past with this "busy" Arrow. You are obviously blind or you would have seen that I did not throw the first punch here [nor with the "lot of people" you say I have pummelled]. I will repeat what I said before, I don't go looking for trouble but I am more than capable of defending myself so I'll advise you not to go starting a battle with me unless you are prepared for a war. You guys can join forces all you like, it does not bother me none. I don't mind being known as a trouble maker if it means standing up for myself and the principles I believe in.

Regarding multiple countries, it's not my fault you are stuck in one country o, so abeg leave story.

ginky:
@the game

Both SMC and Omo Eko are at fault here.Why I said so is because Omo Eko shouldn't have started by calling SMC ugly and saying she is jobless and SMC should have just ignored her because to be frank,Omo Eko is fond of looking for trouble.She has done that to me before and I have also seen the way she replies people on other threads.I am just waiting for her to create her own thread and I am very sure other people will find problem with it.

OMO EKO, PLS STOP LOOKING FOR A FAULT IN OTHER PEOPLE'S THREAD INSTEAD JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION OR DON'T ANSWER AT ALL. This may sound harsh but,it is just an advice. huh tongue angry huh huh tongue
Well said Ginky. I accept this verdict.
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 1:07pm On Jul 08, 2007
folanusi:
@smc
abeg take am easy oh
Abeg no vex ojare. I dey kampe. cool
CelebritiesRe: Ugly Stars by SMC(op): 10:51am On Jul 08, 2007
Omo Eko:
LOL your madness no no small thing, so i won't waste my energy on a piece of shit like you.

I guess that is your new vocabulary "slowpoke", you can do better than that.

I don't know the difference between you and a market woman

It's obvious you are psychological disturb, since u did the same thing on the other thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-10161.384.html
Here I was thinking that your people had a saying that when you have said goodnight to someone, you do not come back to say goodevening a second time. I guess etiquette is not your forte. Do you always exchange pleasantries with jobless people who are "psychological disturb" especially when you are so busy? grin grin [This is what you get when someone tries to use words when they haven't a clue as to it's meaning.]

I am chuffed you brought up that thread, as any discerning, intelligent person (who just goes to the page before that one on the same thread) would see that I defended the Yoruba race when we were being maligned by a few misinformed nitwits. I do not go about fermenting trouble, but I am more than capable of seeing off numbskulls like you who think you can be flippant with no repercussions. You dare to come on a thread I created to disparage me and expect me to give you a pat on the head? It would be a cold day in hell before that happens.

You have the temerity to talk about me, you hypocritical swine, when you circulate different threads doing this nonsense everywhere you go e.g. on the culture thread at  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-46895.0.html#msg1011249 . This time you have bitten off more than you can chew Arrow.

Seeing that you are so busy and have taken time off your duties without permission, I suggest you get back to work cleaning your apartment building. By the way, your supervisor has stated that the toilets on the 16th floor which you said you cleaned are not spic and span, so go and do it properly or you won't get paid slowpoke. CHOP-CHOP.  grin
Christianity EtcRe: 72 Virgins In Paradise Or Hell For Suicide Bombers ? by SMC(f): 9:59am On Jul 08, 2007
Someone should please answer this question. If the guys who go around murdering people get 72 virgins for eternity, what does a dumbass woman like that one with the severed head get? Would that be 72 guys with hefty cocks to screw her senseless throughout eternity? Or will she be one of the 72 virgins servicing the murderous men? That must be some perverse reward if you ask me. undecided undecided
LiteratureRe: A Must Read: Dealing With Rejection From Publishers by SMC(op): 10:53pm On Jul 07, 2007
Orikinla:
Every writer must pass through the fire.
Even Lady J.K. Rowling received rejection slips.

I accept all corrections and rejections, because they are rungs of progress.

I have received about 10 rejections since 1980 to date.
What? Just 10 in 27 years? Does this mean you have not been actively trying to get your stuff published? undecided

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