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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Do I Keep Failing Job Tests? by Smeeky(m): 9:10am On Jul 06, 2015
Iamtosin:
I feel your pain. In a country that before you get a good job as a fresh graduate demands jumping the hurdles of Gmats and the likes.

A few factors might be responsible for the failures

Do you have a decent calculation background ?

Do you have numerous copies of Gmats, Dragnet past questions?

While doing mock sessions on these past questions, do you time yourself to know your efficiency vis-a-vis your scores?

By the grace of God...I have never erred in any aptitude test and I satisfied all these factors

I have numerous soft copies of all these...you can pm me
Good morning bro...please can you help me with soft copies of practice questions. My email is emekaike56@yahoo.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Assurance Company Plc by Smeeky(op): 7:11am On Jul 05, 2015
Thanks guys....
I confirmed your contributions and they're all true. I better stay back as I don't intend working on commission base or market insurance products.

Thanks once again...
Jobs/VacanciesUnion Assurance Company Plc by Smeeky(op):
Good evening fellow nlanders...

I have an interview with the above company on Monday in which they request that I bring my credentials when coming.
The issue is that I submitted my CV 3days ago and yesterday I received a mail and SMS for interview.
I wonder if there won't be any kind of aptitude test before oral interview.
I want to believe I am going for a genuine interview as I don't want to waste my time and resources going for an interview I will later regret.

Please how do I get to this Address: 3B Ashabi Cole Street, Dailly times bus stop,Agidingbi Opposite Diamond ... From cele bus stop.

Your responses will be highly appreciated.
CareerRe: Advise On Data Analyst by Smeeky(m): 8:17pm On Jun 27, 2015
Data analysis has to do with econometrics. You should have an idea on that. However,data analysis has to do with evaluating data using analytical and logical reasoning to examine each component of the data provided.
It has to do with creating a regression model with the information gotten from the data collected,and evaluating the relationship between the dependent variable and the independent variables(serial correlation problem). And if possible,forecast for the company.
This is the little I can say about it.

You can go for a certification in data analysis to become a data analyst.
CareerRe: Advise On Data Analyst by Smeeky(m): 8:08pm On Jun 27, 2015
You don't need to tell us about your achievement...some people here are first class.
Certification And Training AdvertsRe: 500plus Interview Questions For Grads, Executives & Specialists! by Smeeky(m): 7:44am On Jun 25, 2015
chukstan.sc@gmail.com......bless you bro!
CelebritiesRe: Nairalander Attends Patoranking's All White Birthday Party (photos) by Smeeky(m): 12:45pm On May 30, 2015
juniormusa:
O.p Wizkid was there nau,why didn't you snap with him huh
the guy dey fear wizkid's caption.

"broke niggas think they got opinion " grin
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by Smeeky(m): 2:01pm On May 13, 2015
Smeeky:
Good morning guys... pls I need help.
I got a kitkat update last night which I updated and as I try to upgrade,my m2 turned off and came up with recovery something. Right now I'm stock cos I don't know what next to do. I'm not an android guru. Pls help me,im scared that my phone has bricked
heeeeeeeellllllp
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by Smeeky(m): 11:23am On May 13, 2015
XavierG:
Smeeky, drop a WhatsApp number or bbm pin

Let me help you from there
08092569557...thanx bro
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by Smeeky(m): 11:19am On May 13, 2015
XavierG:
You wiped data? shocked
Nawa oo
Have you chosen reboot system?
yes...it goes off and doesn't come on
Then if I remove the battery,put it back and on,it comes back to recovery.
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by Smeeky(m): 10:49am On May 13, 2015
XavierG:
It is installing the update.
Hope you didn't remove the battery?

After downloading the update, it shuts down and installs it.
No issue
i did ooh....its even off now
But when I removed d battery the first time and on it,it showed dat red logo and went back to d recovery...it didn't show me any sign of installing.
Just some list of words like
Reboot system
Apply update on sd
Apply update on sd2
Wipe data/factory reset(which I did)
Backup data
Restore data
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by Smeeky(m):
Good morning guys... pls I need help.
I got a kitkat update last night which I updated and as I try to upgrade,my m2 turned off and came up with recovery something. Right now I'm stock cos I don't know what next to do. I'm not an android guru. Pls help me,im scared that my phone has bricked
CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle Caught Kissing Female Fan During A Performance In NY [photos] by Smeeky(m): 10:21am On May 12, 2015
Airforce1:
This world woulda been boring without women

Women make things happen



Album Loading...
july abi??
We dey wait.. ...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Pains Of The Unemployed by Smeeky(m): 11:26pm On May 09, 2015
olu4life:
Should I call this false assumptionhuh Bruh u wouldnt want to know or experience it so dont just sit ur ass in ur house and conclude about stuff u know nada about.

Lemme share this story, I went for an interview for the role of a Customer Care in a popular firm. On getting there, I met a friend; the least person I expected to see. Know why? She graduated with 1st Class. She actually came for the role of marketing. Had to confront her cos I was short of words. When I heard her story, I just had to curse this country. This is a lady that is extremely hard-working plus a nerd. This was a year after our NYSC.

And do u know what it means to be under-employedhuh Please ask around for clarification. Quote me anywhere, 60-70% of graduates are under-employed. Do u think its favourable? Think of the transport cost, feeding, expenses to keep up wit then lastly family pressure Especially if u work in a city.

By the way, help is needed in writing ur CV. U need a professional touch to it which u cant clearly know since u arent in the HR dept And neither is it something u study in school.

Dont just sit down and talk thrash when u have no idea of what the situation is. Fine some graduates could be lazy but thats a little percentage to the total number of the unemployed.

#My2Cent
Why the misconception?

Lol! I said some...you still agreed some are lazy...and call my words thrash.
Bro, employment is not always by good grades(only in Naija do we value grades than skill),but also by that skill that makes you outstanding out of the multitude. I know first class that are unemployed (trust me....it baffles me),and I still have the ones doing very well.
It is that extra effort that you put in will aid you get a job. And also prayers.

If I don't get a job as at the time I stipulated, I'm definitely not going to be lying around still seeking. Always have other plans for yourself.

Everyone knows its not easy getting a job.
but don't make it extra difficult.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Pains Of The Unemployed by Smeeky(m): 10:18pm On May 09, 2015
Hmm....I must first of all appreciate the OP.

This thread with its comments, has been discouraging in some point.

We all know of the country's failure towards employment, but it doesn't always have to be the country's fault for your being unemployed.

I am currently serving in a remote village in ondo state, which I will be rounding off in July by God's grace. And I must say that some Nigerian graduates are the most unserious and lazy sets of graduates.
Few months ago, a company recuiting,requested for cv submission, and to my utter amazement, I saw most corp member running helter-skelter begging for help to prepare their cv.
For Jupiter sake, why will you relax until you are being tensed, before you know what is good for you.

Preparations for the labour market begins from your nysc days. Some people relaxed until after service before preparing to seek employment.

I am currently Learning data analysis, advance use of excel, And at the same time studying aptitude test questions both on GRE and SHL,and all this cost me real good money. While I got colleagues who spends their time chatting and eating all day. And you expect me to wish them success in labour market. Lol!
As much as I know it's not going to be easy out there, so also do I try to reduce the chances of it being too hard.

They say "Success is Pain....Ignorance is bliss".Make your choice.

Some of you who have typed here know you didn't prepare real good for the job.

I actually feel for the unemployed, and I pray my story will not turn the same, as your stories will turn to testimonies soon.
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 4:31pm On May 07, 2015
colinz:
Kia na Aso Rock! Place with less stress! Make I get ur number make we meet for mami! Later after d lecture
bros....me no dey camp oo...I be senior corper grin
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 8:43am On May 07, 2015
Ugochux:
Na true shaa...baba, your boy is loyal..
Greetings from ondo town!
I dey hail too from one villa for ore. ...

Hope you are good to go....Me don dey pack my stuff small small.
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 8:18am On May 07, 2015
Ugochux:
Parade is fun...by the time u see ur fellow 'white fowls' marching, u wd wish yu wr one of them..
Ugo....she still got weeks to do that parade. For now she needs all the rest she can get.

Agagu first son dey hail you.. .
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 8:16am On May 07, 2015
colinz:
D last hostel besIde d mosque
No be Ebola hostel be that cheesy grin
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 2:23pm On May 05, 2015
Hello Akoko white fowls grin

A little tip for the sharp guys..

If you don't want to stress yourself parading after you are done with ur registration and collected ur kits, until close of registration, do not change ur cloth to whites yet.

Just fresh up in the morning, wear ur normal cloth, carry ur file, and join the others that haven't registered. grin cool
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 11:41am On May 04, 2015
Luchiana1:
i want to go on monday but i dont know anyone there in ondo... Am coming frm lagos i was tinkinof goin tru ojota. But d bus at ojota is going to akure...wht shd i do?
You will be allowed into camp today.
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 3:37pm On May 01, 2015
Aldavin80:
Thanks boss, you already serving?
yes...passing out by July.
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 7:42pm On Apr 30, 2015
Aldavin80:
Thanks for the directions boss. I have someone living in akure that advised I get to akure first, any reason why you said I shouldn't?
Thats better....you will be over stressing yourself and waste ur money if u get to akure first before going to akoko by tuesday,but since you have someone in akure,then leave on Monday to akure...stroll enter camp by Tuesday.
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 2:04pm On Apr 30, 2015
Aldavin80:
ESUT, reporting to Ondo soon...Anyone with an idea about how to get there from Enugu?
if u can find ur way to onitsha, take a bike to ojuku park or so.. ..there are direct buses to ikare akoko camp....don't make d mistake of going through ore or akure.
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 11:24pm On Apr 29, 2015
seunex4real:
thank you sire....
Are you currently serving in ondo state?
bro mtn is the best with full 3G to download movies.
NYSCRe: Ondo 2015 Batch A, Let's Meet Here by Smeeky(m): 11:04pm On Apr 29, 2015
yokiti:
Smeeky, the Ondo youngest corpers need you here. Thanks in advance.
oga yokiti I hail thee...
NYSCRe: Free E-book: 500+ Interview Questions & Answers For Graduates by Smeeky(m): 7:55am On Apr 15, 2015
@coachfaith....emekaike56@yahoo.com
Please sir,I will like you to send the E-book to my mail
PoliticsSeason Of Concede Defeat by Smeeky(op): 7:29pm On Apr 13, 2015
Since we are in the season of conceding defeat, pls Ladies if a Girl snatches your hubby/boo this period, simply call her and congratulate her, let's make peace not war *dodges high heel shoes. grin
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by Smeeky(m): 1:32am On Apr 05, 2015
Pls someone should help me with link of m2 kitkat ROM...flashable one
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 11:50am On Jan 08, 2015
(In santa's voice)Ho! Ho! Ho!....happy new year to all beautiful ladies and handsome dudes of B'14.
I am sorry for staying off here. Na nysc stress oo..God know say once batch A enter, me don finish service. undecided lipsrsealed
Oga yokiti I greet ooo....longest time
Sanguine thanks for d operation.. grin
Dakchocolate I have no caro ooo...u are my only adamma wink
I greet everybody oooo....see as una look fresh grin cheesy

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