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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Smeeky(m): 9:25am On Feb 16, 2016
Please I have KPMG test on Saturday 20th, can someone help out with the past questions. aguebukaemeka@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Smeeky(m): 10:11pm On Feb 15, 2016
Please I urgently need dragnet past questions for preparation. Can someone help out. aguebukaemeka@gmail.com
RomanceRe: (pics) That Smile You Make When Haters Say You Look Ugly And You Know You Not by Smeeky(m): 11:45pm On Dec 27, 2015
ebrochukwu:
People have been complaining about my beauty claiming I am ugly from my ealier post title THE FINEST GUY I MET AT A PARTY, but I can't help but smile at their ignorance
.bros na u first come wedding...Na so hungry catch u reach huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Things I Learnt During Interviews No One Will Tell You. by Smeeky(m):
dollyptosh:
Omg!. This is so funny. Couldn't they just let it go
grin
he failed the integrity test....number one core value of every professional Accountant.

I hate kpmg grin....very wicked and blood sucking guys especially when you are a first year associate cheesy

But when them finish with you, you go become star...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Things I Learnt During Interviews No One Will Tell You. by Smeeky(m): 11:49pm On Dec 26, 2015
ksstroud:
And I think you've analysed it yourself.... Peeps earn cool cash like that monthly...
Lolsss, that finance department you mentioned got me grin... Naso Bro, Audit and Finance department, tis FAT pay Ooooooooo...
Yeah...it's a sensitive department, cos managing money wey no be your own get as e be ooo...hand fit scratch u one day oo...I go just dey cry when doing bank reconciliation...the kind million wey I dey see dey fear me cry ....We will get dia sha undecided

With N13m salary fuvk entrepreneur for D next 10years
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Things I Learnt During Interviews No One Will Tell You. by Smeeky(m): 11:49pm On Dec 26, 2015
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Things I Learnt During Interviews No One Will Tell You. by Smeeky(m):
ksstroud:
shocked shocked suffering kwa?
We are talking about experience oooo, not suffering...
And it is everywhere worldwide, landing a mouthwatering gig has its STRESS...unless you are a relative of the said business owner cums director...
When you say mouth watering gig, I wonder what figure you are referring to....cos a girl in my department earns roughly N2.4m..so until I get to such amount, my pay is yet to be mouthwatering....more like Arm robber salary..Did I mention our regional manager earns around N13m huh grin.....Finance department na temptation I swear :'
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Things I Learnt During Interviews No One Will Tell You. by Smeeky(m): 4:07pm On Dec 26, 2015
rationalmind:
grin

What you have up there is just the summary. I could go on.

Glad you've gotten a job. Congrats smiley
Your experience is really thrilling and interesting grin

I had no strength for adventures...I just had to close my first deal after submitting more than 500 CVs cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Things I Learnt During Interviews No One Will Tell You. by Smeeky(m): 3:32pm On Dec 26, 2015
rationalmind:
Thanks boss. Quite an age? How have you been? smiley
I've been good, just work and only work...welcome to the working class team grin
You really had a handful job hunting experience out there wink...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Things I Learnt During Interviews No One Will Tell You. by Smeeky(m): 1:49pm On Dec 26, 2015
Nice one Rationalmind smiley
EducationRe: See This Equation That Leads To Merry Xmas (pix) by Smeeky(m): 9:57am On Dec 21, 2015
octacores:
He is totally right.
Confirmed and Verified
Really?...you must have studied your own maths outside this planet....how can you call all those maneuvering right.
EducationRe: See This Equation That Leads To Merry Xmas (pix) by Smeeky(m): 9:54am On Dec 21, 2015
Wizzz:
How did that long line now disappear?? undecided
cross multiplication....the guy was just having fun
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Sharing My Experience On Nairaland Gave Me 15,000 Naira. by Smeeky(m): 8:03am On Oct 28, 2015
donbabade:
Pay tithe kwa?
Oginni
U pay tithe in earned money not gifted money.
Sender don pay tithe already
bros pay ur tithe on all money received.. whether earned or unearned,as long as it is not money meant for health issues or education. I know u only pay tithe on basic salary and not net income cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 9:08am On Oct 27, 2015
Hissexcellencie:
smeeky, you are sighted! Congrats to all ex-corpers who are gainfully employed. and congrats in advance to those who theirs is on the way.
Much love...
Thanks man....the search wasn't easy,but thank God it finally paid off....God's grace supersedes man intellect.
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 11:49am On Oct 26, 2015
cheaphost:
I actually have 5 credits in one sitting but its just the English and Mathematics thing. One has a D in mathematics while the other has a D in English. Weird right?
Not weird...Exams could be annoying sometimes.

During my O level days,my waec was complete but I had D in economics which was one of my best subject. I had to take GCE just to proof a point cheesy
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 9:19am On Oct 26, 2015
cheaphost:
I'm getting a bit worried. I'm a foreign student and was posted to Imo. I uploaded two O level results to cover the 5 credits in two sitting thingy. But the problem is that one is GCE while the other is NECO. I hope it's OK to combine GCE with NECO.
You have no problem combining two results for Nysc.

But if you plan on working here in Nigeria,it Might be a problem,as companies only accept 5credit in one sitting. I remembered years back a friend of mine had issues with this during job search,he had to write GCE before he got a job.

PS: This is just through experience,it may not be entirely true.
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 5:34pm On Oct 24, 2015
zube01:
Pls don't know if it has been asked before ooh! But pls when is nysc for 2016? First batch
Sorry bro, only DG Oluwunmi can answer that.....But its normally February/March...Since the change in Nysc timetable,no one can predict when.
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 2:48pm On Oct 24, 2015
Darkchocolate:
Haba...dis wan pass me ooo undecided ...Any bankers in the house? Bemagnify, lagusta, smeeky...can you help?
@2flowZ
As much as I find your question interesting,but unfortunately, no bank would give you a loan with alawee account(you can't even get overdraft not to talk of loan from your personal account...Unless you are loan worthy). You can always borrow from family or friends and pay back when you've saved enough.
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 9:46pm On Oct 21, 2015
Darkchocolate:
Smeeky...it s not Jaree. Otherwise I wouldn't have continued after it got to 5pages. Lol. But don't you think its about time? wink
Yes oo...You are doing a good job jare. cool
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 7:56am On Oct 21, 2015
BALLOSKI:
you can. Dark would answer me when she comes back around though.
This question has been answered.....Take your time to check previous pages.
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 7:56am On Oct 21, 2015
BALLOSKI:
you can. Dark would answer me when she comes back around though.
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 7:47am On Oct 21, 2015
Darkchocolate:
Yokiti My Good man...so we never reach front page since? huh undecided You haved felled my hands and legs seriously ooo angry.
grin grin don't tell me this was the threads vision alonghuh
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 6:51pm On Oct 20, 2015
Basilona:
Hello OP,

I have a very silly question to ask. Can I go to camp without my Statement of result? I am yet to collect mine
I suggest you save your transport....You can't enter without your statement of result or your degree certificate.
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 3:09pm On Oct 20, 2015
sinixsiny:
Hi,

@Darkchocolate please, may i know all the documents that will be needed during registration
1. Your posting letter with photocopies
2. Certificate or statement of result with copies
3. passport photographs
4. Your school id
5. Go with a copy of your O level result incase you don't have all grades off hand(you will need it during filling of forms)...

Those are the major documents needed.
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m):
Donpizzle:
can I go to camp after 28th of October koz I nid to get sme very important bizness document Frm a client on 1st of November.pls reply koz its getting me worried. thanks
You have 3-5days to get to came from the day it opens...so if this days doesn't exceed 1st November,you can still enter camp.
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Smeeky(m): 9:25am On Oct 20, 2015
Nice one Omalicha....
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 8:32am On Oct 20, 2015
Once upon a time,this thread used to be both my office and my bedroom cry .....Now everyone has abandoned it. Not fair ooo
I just wanna quickly pay my respect to this house, this house and it occupants played a huge role in my life during the NYSC struggle... It kept me out of idleness,frustration,timidness, and many other degrading emotional sickness....I cannot repay this house grin

I want to say a very big thank you to every person that i crossed path with on this thread during the waiting, your love and kindness kept me going...at least if I didn't learn anything, I developed an optimistic personality..and its paying off now!!

An overwhelming appreciation to my boss yokiti...You were one in a million during the course of this thread. I say a special thank you to you sir.

As we've all entered into a new stage of our lives,I wish you all the best life has to offer... Let your passion drive you, and do not forget the KEY to your life(God)....For those who have gotten something doing,please pay your first fruit to God grin....it doesn't belong to you grin

Goodbye for now!!

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PhonesRe: The Isaiah4vs19 Message From MTN: When You Finally Catch The Guy Behind It by Smeeky(m): 12:46pm On Oct 19, 2015
Abeg which kind bible una dey usehuh Isaiah 4 no get verse 19...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Group by Smeeky(m): 12:03am On Oct 18, 2015
cana882:
pls if asked about salary, hw much is d right figure 2 say; in other words, any idea on hw mch dey pay??
I wouldn't know how much they pay on a particular position...make sure you give them your price. But its better to range it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Group by Smeeky(m): 9:36pm On Oct 17, 2015
Rogersmith:
Just got invitation for interview from workforce for a sales position. I can't remember the company. I sent my cv yesterday.
You don't need to remember the company, Just go for the interview prepared. Questions might come from the job position (that is,go understand what sales is all about) and normal general analytical questions.

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