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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Group by Smeeky(m): 9:24pm On Oct 17, 2015
Rachbee:
I did the second interview too. The woman said if it's successful they would revert a msg. I didn't get any msg.
If you were successful on the second stage,she would have given you the link immediately or they text it to you the next day. When I did mine,I was given the link immediately. But still keep your hands crossed,you might still get a success text. Unless its been more than 5 working days.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Interview by Smeeky(m): 2:56pm On Oct 04, 2015
Seamareggae:
I don't know...
OK....I'm presently at documentation stage,but I'm yet to know the company they are recruiting for.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Interview by Smeeky(m): 11:03pm On Oct 02, 2015
which company are they recruiting for?
Christianity EtcRe: My Fellow Agnostic And Atheist, What If We Got It All Wrong? by Smeeky(m): 11:57pm On Oct 01, 2015
Why I choose not to contribute on this discussion is that no matter how hard the theist tries to convince the atheist,he still won't believe except he sees a playback of the the dividing of red sea and river jordan grin grin....That shows how powerful the mind can be.

Like I said, I have no contribution to make without dividing the red sea as an evidence of the existence of a supreme being(God).

Man is in three dimension,which is the body,soul,and spirit. And each dimension has compartments.

Let me discuss a little on soul and the spirit....

The soul refers to the mental faculties of man and it consist of Intellect(the mind),his emotions,and his reasoning which is his will.
God did not create man just to have dominion over man. He created mankind in his own image and gave man those dimensions. The spirit was God's image,the soul was for man's own free thinking(which is what you guys are showing.....I don't see it bad),and the body is for earthly dominance. But understanding the existence of God goes beyond man's soul. The spirit and the soul controls the body. I believe you guys would not doubt about man having a soul. So is the existence of a spirit in man which works beyond the physical realm. If you say there is no spirituality, then I will tell you to open your mind further since your ideologies comes from the mind.
Like I said, I don't want to argue much on this because there is no way I can change a mindset that works with physical evidence of existence of God.

Call it doctrine that has been passed through generations,and I will boldly tell you it has never failed me,and as long as it won't,I will still keep believing in the existence of God.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Help Pls by Smeeky(m): 10:12am On Sep 29, 2015
ahabue111:
I had an interview with workforce, in 2 stages after d second stage I was given a link to download forms ( guarantor, employment etc forms) and fill. Please who has experience with workforce Recruitment.
There are so many forms to print out there. I personally printed out almost all the forms I saw there since they didn't specify which ones to actually print out.
What position did you apply for?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Group by Smeeky(m): 5:27pm On Sep 26, 2015
Bubewilson:
Hi, I got an invite for a 'bank interview' with workforce for Monday. Pls from your experience with them, what should I be expecting?
The interview was not too intense. Just prepare yourself and expect questions from the position u applied for,your cv, and normal general interview questions. Wear your confidence,speak boldly,dress smart(wear a suit if possible).
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Group by Smeeky(m): 5:05pm On Sep 26, 2015
amanze54:
Any Bsc received invite? Cos I think dis is for ond for teller job.
I got d invite n I wonder if it is worth it
They recruit bsc. I am presently in my documentation stage with workforce. I had an interview with them earlier this week for a Finance officer position.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Group by Smeeky(m): 4:49pm On Sep 26, 2015
I don't understand this thread...what position did u guys applied for.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Group by Smeeky(m): 1:36pm On Sep 26, 2015
makkosky:
I received an Interview text from workforce group to come for screening on Monday......
And for those that need the venue...... Gbagada, expressway beside UPS
You didn't even answered my two questions.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Group by Smeeky(m): 12:42pm On Sep 26, 2015
what position did you apply for?...you said you received the SMS on Monday,have you attended the interview?
EducationRe: The Interview Question All Applicants Failed.. by Smeeky(m): 10:23pm On Sep 24, 2015
both cost N2.10k
the book is N2 more than the pen
which means the book is N2.5k
==> The pen should cost 5k

Unless there is another way in solving it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finance Intern/officer by Smeeky(m): 3:05pm On Sep 23, 2015
funkyjms:
Thanks. How about the pay grin??
They will discuss it with you when you are finally called. But hey! its an intern position. Focus on the experience for now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finance Intern/officer by Smeeky(m): 9:10am On Sep 23, 2015
ruffneck:
Pls do u kw if the interview is a continous process or has been concluded cos I jst sent my CV.....thanks
I really don't know if the interview is still in progress. Just be hopeful they text you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finance Intern/officer by Smeeky(m): 7:06am On Sep 23, 2015
funkyjms:
Who attended this interview please? How was it?
It was good. Questions were asked base on the role.
CareerRe: Business Maths: How Much Will You Sell The Bag Of Rice? by Smeeky(m): 5:41am On Sep 23, 2015
netotse:
I think it is, you over complicated it...if the bag is sold at 10,526 then the owner would just about break even
Break even? what has it got to do with the question.
why I said it isn't is because the question would have told us how much the company buys the rice from suppliers.
CareerRe: Business Maths: How Much Will You Sell The Bag Of Rice? by Smeeky(m): 11:59pm On Sep 16, 2015
markup can be calculated in different ways. At cost price or selling price.

markup of 5%@ selling price
10000 x 5% = 500
10000-500= 9500
500/9500= 0.05263157
0.0526 x 10000= 10526
10526 x 500bags = 5,263,000ans
5,263,000-5,250,000 = 13,000


The problem is not complete
CareerRe: Cisco STUDY GROUP (online) by Smeeky(m): 10:09pm On Sep 16, 2015
Good evening guys.
please I'm an accounting graduate,but I want to go into IT. where do I start?.... I am currently training on taking A+ exam,but I don't have much materials to prepare for the exam. Please your advice would be appreciated.
RomanceRe: Help!!!,my Friend Junior Sister Is Having Crush On Me by Smeeky(m): 8:20pm On Sep 15, 2015
undecidedIt would have been better if you had typed in your native language sad


We hang pedophiles here in Nigeria undecided
RomanceRe: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by Smeeky(m): 8:11pm On Sep 15, 2015
wink
Cityink:
Sorry i just asked for translation of some pidgin text... I never wanted you to quarel becoise of my post. I thank you all e lot and i wish you all best! Take care and enjoy life
Bye 4 now
PS: the white 'men are not diffrent, dont worry, just they dont need papers, but they are often realy mad!
Good you understand the pidgin now.
whatever you decide is between yourself and your husband. We can only advice,you have the final decision to make.

Whitemen don't look for papers because they've gotten it as citizens,he hasn't and cannot exercise full citizenship right. If you love him like you said,help him get it. But if you want to hold him down because of that,its better you let him go. The hustle is real out there and he has families(dependent) to take care of down here.
No marriage is perfect, neither does anyone want a choking marriage. Talk to you husband,make things work right,love him against all odd,get to know his family,make babies for him(that is if you don't have already),make his conscience hunger for you. But be not be fooled by him.

You self try learn pidgin make u dey decode guyman slangs

wink
Cityink:
Sorry i just asked for translation of some pidgin text... I never wanted you to quarel becoise of my post. I thank you all e lot and i wish you all best! Take care and enjoy life
Bye 4 now
PS: the white 'men are not diffrent, dont worry, just they dont need papers, but they are often realy mad!
Good you understand the pidgin now.
whatever you decide is between yourself and your husband. We can only advice,you have the final decision to make.

Whitemen don't look for papers because they've gotten it as citizens,he hasn't and cannot exercise full citizenship right. If you love him like you said,help him get it. But if you want to hold him down because of that,its better you let him go. The hustle is real out there and he has families(dependent) to take care of down here.
No marriage is perfect, neither does anyone want a choking marriage. Talk to you husband,make things work right,love him against all odd,get to know his family,make babies for him(that is if you don't have already),make his conscience hunger for you. But be not be fooled by him.

You self try learn pidgin make u dey decode guyman slangs
RomanceRe: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by Smeeky(m): 6:39pm On Sep 15, 2015
I am surprised you guys are still on this discussion.


Lady cityink,what do you really want to know about your husband based on the chat?
RomanceRe: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by Smeeky(m): 10:23am On Sep 15, 2015
Cityink:
No... i dont even remember everybody i was talking to 2012/2013 exspacily not if i dont realy know somebody, like he told me about her!
i would only remember, if there was something special
Our ways are different...so is our thoughts!
RomanceRe: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by Smeeky(m): 10:18am On Sep 15, 2015
Cityink:
So it Shows that he is realy thinking in her. Otherwise he would not be interested or afraid if there was or is something between them!
You are getting it wrong....it doesn't read if he was afraid or thinking there is something between demoye and the girl...it is just a friendly conversation. He may have her in mind emotionally/he may not....but this conversation doesn't show any of the mentioned. what it shows is just remembering someone they both use to know and him throwing a harmless accusation on his friend.

Remember,these are just my rational way of understanding the chat without my thought.
RomanceRe: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by Smeeky(m): 10:01am On Sep 15, 2015
Cityink:
Thx 4 your words. So it sounds for you, he believe that Demoye want to try her?
Nope...he was only throwing words at Demoye to know if he has slept with her.
RomanceRe: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by Smeeky(m): 9:59am On Sep 15, 2015
Cityink:
So it sounds for you, he believe that Demoye want to try her?
Are you trying to tell me that you can't have a conversation with an old friend about an old time crush of yours? does it mean you still have him in mind?....don't base your conclusion on this conversation.. like I said earlier,that conversation is harmless as regards Samson sister. Maybe he has her in mind( I can't tell as I'm not a mind reader),but my points are base on that conversation.

If he ain't treating you right,dump his ass if you so wish...but if you want to do that upon this chat,sorry its not enough prove.
RomanceRe: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by Smeeky(m): 9:44am On Sep 15, 2015
with what I have read here,there is no sign of ur husband cheating or thinking of Samson sister. I think Samson is an old friend of his and his sister is a girl he used to know in Nigeria when she was little. He is telling demoye that she is all grown now and suspecting demoye to be banging her as a bad boy(omo badoo).... and a part he said "I no collect anything oo" shows he ain't into the girl.

He might be with you for the document(I don't know),but as long as this conversation is concern,its just a normal conversation between guys in Nigeria. Even a virgin guy sounds like a player when discussing abt girls with a friend.
please give him a benefit of doubt here. I understand through your post that you dont have a problem him being after the document, but u do when he cheats. This conversation is harmless on that regard.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: He Feels This Interview Question Could Deny Him The Job by Smeeky(m): 8:44am On Sep 11, 2015
GANDALF1:
Didnt put it up for you to agree. Go to FIRS website and download the tax act. Google VAT. After that, Believe what you want.

Cheers
I'm sorry if you got the wrong impression of what I said,what I do not agree with is the workings and not what you wrote about vat...just trying to tell you I wouldn't calculate it that way.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: He Feels This Interview Question Could Deny Him The Job by Smeeky(m): 10:09pm On Sep 10, 2015
GANDALF1:
VAT is an abbreviation for Value Added Tax. It simply means the tax that a user will have to pay to the government for using a raw material that has been improved on by a manufacturer.
The manufacturer purchased the plastic + ink and added value by turning them into ballpoint pens. His unit sale price of #15/each is inclusive of his cost price, profit and value added tax.
Your marketer added value by transporting the pen and storing it. Hence the 5% VAT he is collecting and must remit to government.
If you purchase the pens and use them to create a back-to-school kit for kids, you have added value and authorised to collect VAT and remit to Government.
So in reality, everybody pays/remits VAT at their end.
I do not agree with your workings...Vat is a tax on spending and it is borne by the final consumer. FIRS does not care who uses the product or manufactures it,what they know is to collect vat on registered company. I believe the manufacturer company is registered. Firstly, the question did not tell if the manufacturer vat is Ex-vat or inc-vat on the marketer...so I believe vat was charged. Remember it is not the manufacturer or marketer that pays vat,but that does not concern FIRS as long as they are registered,they are borne to pay vat.
Now the marketer assumes the manufacturer included vat on the cost price,so he will definitely include it when selling....Now this is how it comes in;
cost of goods=1500.... vat included in the price of d pen is 5% of N1500= N75(output vat...being vat included in the price of goods sold)....selling price of 1735 x 5%= N86.75(output vat)...Now less N86.75 from N75( now seen as input vat...being vat to be paid)= N11.75(tax paid to FIRS)...Since the vat is included in the accumulated sales, 1735 - 1500= N735 profit before vat and tax...Lessing the tax and vat will result to N200.925 NP.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: He Feels This Interview Question Could Deny Him The Job by Smeeky(m):
SALES VAT(OP) VAT(IP). GOVT Maf 1500. 75 - 75
mkter 1735 86.75 75 11.75
-------- ==== bfr tax 235
vat(inc) (11.75)
------------
gross 223.25
10%tax. (22.325)
-------------
Net. 200.925
=======

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by Smeeky(m): 8:11pm On Aug 15, 2015
Caucasian:
Hahahahahaha before nko ? I know say na grammar na .... you no know say your own question na to find person mouth? Lol.. ur CV na paper na.. abi you carry office building inside?
No be push in the literal sense na grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by Smeeky(m): 3:29pm On Aug 15, 2015
Caucasian:
Lol ... your CV carry corporate building inside ? or shey na pseudepigrapha compendium or apocryphal archive ?
bros all this one na grammar grin.....if grammar dey give work,I for don dey aso rock kiss
U get strength to push my CV na en I ask tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by Smeeky(m): 9:57am On Aug 14, 2015
Abeg who get strength to Push my CV here grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Do I Keep Failing Job Tests? by Smeeky(m): 11:11am On Jul 06, 2015
ugoezeik:
I nva c funny ans hia. y?
I just read one for up undecided

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