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Op Nice one....I find the topic very interesting.
I am currently serving,and by God's grace,I will be through by July.

Developing my soft skills have been a little challenging,as I happened to be a quiet person(rather people say I am). I've been trying to strategize in knowing myself very well,as self-awareness is the first step to goal getting.

Ugochux:
Baba smeeky, how far naaa?? Hv not heard frm u snc we left camp oo..whr dm post u go?? I dy Ondo town..

mehn....bro no mind me jare...ondo town sharp....me na ore I dey.

@all...I greet all Agagu guys oo,make una easy dey rugged kitchen.

Ugochux:
Oh really?? There was no such case in my batch ooo...we(Agagu) wr known fr 'making noise' at night..anyway, its part of d fun in camp..enjoy as much as u can cos dias no fun outside camp..don't get too attached to ur opp sex cos u re most likly not to see each oda aftr camp..

Lol.....Ugo I can see u are doing a good job on here.

Joyce024:
created a gionee m2 group on whatsapp. drop your number so you can be added

pls add me up.....07034850071

@swisscarter....bro do I need to root my m2 before I can use d global his cosa I just changed my Imei dis night...will be testing d his by tomorrow...hope their isn't more to it?

XavierG:
You don't have to be rooted before changing IMEI, just download mobileuncle tools from play store.

It's an application. Then use 1,10"" for sim 2

thanks man....but can I use the imei of a functioning z10?....

Please peepz.....do I have to root my m2 before using d global bis thingy.. and what step should I take to change my sim2 imie.

I dey greet ooo...how una dey?

DrPhilABd:
whr dey for give u d post, una hold meeting?

na on top tree dem give me ...yes we did had a meeting.

cutiepie01:
where's ur ppa?

Cutiepie its Oniparaga town,Ore..

Samguine:
CLO....you are lucky bro. Na you be boss be that. Buh as Heemah rightly said, no travels for you.

mehn bro,I no understand the post oo...for my little village for Oniparaga,them say I go dey represent all corpers(more like course rep ) Just because I dey always come talk...I dey hear of CLO,but I no know their duties abi dem no know post of a CLO ..cos e no look like watin go get benefit and me na better traveller...as I dey type now,I just enter lag dis night...I go travel back on sunday.

heemah:
All stream 1 fellas don collect allowee, chop clean mouth abi now dey r no where to be found on NL!!Chei na so life be?? cutiepie01, DrPhilAbd, ma dearest samguine, meeky, smeeky, ojestas, osemu8, traecey and others..........there's God ooooo....buh neva mind, by d tym d stream 2 collect dia 3months allowee at once, u guys go fear ooooo.....finkin of wah to do wv d money....sud i kukuma buy NL?? i nid suggestions plsss... lols.....Gudnyt housemates...

I'm so sorry dear...I've been really busy and light here is an expensive commodity(YES!Commodity). But finally,we succeeded in making my employer get us a generator that powers electricity to our lodge(No be TiGER oo ).
We've not received any alert here in Ore(Ondo state),though I heard some corps members in other LGA has gotten theirs. I just hope it comes soon because I'm dead broke.
I was appointed the post of a CLO(I don't even know what that means )...Oga yokiti,abeg come gimme small lecture on this post

lymelyte: Smeeky smeeky, how you dey now?

You this guy...I think say u don travel out of Naija

I dey gentle oo, suffer-head awaits me in ondo,ONIPARAGA to be precise
NYSC dia ris god ooo

Guy where u dey serve?

cutiepie01: Lolzz.You no well.

Goan sleep oo

young2008: Smeeky thanks bro... I now understand better.

I'm glad I helped..

Valentinooo: Smeeky how far... where is ur ppa in Ondo

Bro I dey oo..na for Ore,for one place called ONIPARAGA

young2008: Good morning folks.
Pls who knows when and where CDS for Oshodi/Isolo holds?
And pls if u were rejected and u found another place, pls
which local government will d person report to? D LG of ur
NEW PPA Place or D LG of D place u were rejected.....
Urgent reply is needed.....

I don't know about the first question,but for the second,your new ppa should be under the LGA you were originally posted and not a new LG...

Samguine: The place is cool. No stress, no noice, no light, no bank, no go slow and most importantly, cheap food. I am sure I'm gonna enjoy the place.

Which LGA is Ogijo in btw?

A typical description of my ppa

E be like I go buy I PASS MY NEIGHBOUR before foam...

NathyBongos: Never knew there were such places in ondo state..no light no water no good network sunfly everywhere

ILAJE ...why ain't u guys putting on a life jacket

maltharzaer: Lol... @QuiverBox I wish

Really a learner...when a new one is N20,900...oga go carry am stand for Xpress

Cleoqueen: Lol...ok na...although, I soaked the vest in salt o and hung it with hanger without squeezing...the faded colours are barely noticeable now sha but still I dey vex.

Lol,why u dey vex?...na 1yr thing na.
Unless say u dey vex for the INSULT in INFERIOR stuff for graduates...

Cleoqueen: Azzin smeeky...I was so pissed when I saw it... As for the khaki, I made a new one totally..so I can make use of just ordinary white polo eh?

yea..if u see watin "Senior corpers" wear come signing of PV,u go know say "We are Learners "

Some badt boyz in here shaa....Meeky leave traecey alone na,why u dey disturb my babe

@Traecey love,how you doing?...I missed u oo

@cleoqueen,you wan try naija with inferiority...my own T-shirt don tear abi na loose coupled with some ink stain,like say I be small pikin wey dey rough...buttons for kharki dey comot day-by-day..I just hate the whole kit,except the boot wey make sense small..buh,u don't really need d crested vest again until POP...

@house,una Happy sunday oo

cutiepie01: smeekorious darling!Missed u a lot.U now 4got me,its not good o.

oh dear...you know I can't just forget you or any other person here...I missed you too dear
Soon I will be fully back here,I don dey gain my weight back
Where is your PPA?House Of Assembly?

Samguine: Smeeky...I see you. Been a long time bro. Missed you here plenty

Missed you too bro...just been busy and stressed-up.
I was hyper-active in camp to the extent I broke down with sickness.
PPA had to add to the stress...I was posted to a place of The Days Of The YORE ..

JoseRaji: I don't understand the bolded. how many acceptances did you accept?

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Good Evening B'14 corps members,

How are you all doing?...I guess wonderful.
Its so cool to be here with guys again.
I've been recovering from the trauma our great NYSC got me into(PPA ish)..

Who say camp no be Fun ..I met cool friends in camp(including Chykmoni my direct opposite bunk mate) and I'm still meeting oo...

Good thing I didn't join that OBS ish(most BORING bunch of Noise Makers I have ever seen..No offence oo)..cos them still cast them go villages


I believe our beloved stream II corps members are done with their camping..abeg choose ur PPA wisely oo,don't be in a hurry to collect acceptance letter,cos u might regret ur action later..Especially to those like me posted to villages ...the diff with mine is that I was the one that accepted them

chykmoni: i enjoyed una Chicken for afternoon wella. But that head fish wey una fry give me dis 9t no follow at all

lol...super 10 rocks anytime bro...at least u eat chicken today,which never happen since we enter here

Hello famz,
Good afternoon to you all,hope you'll sunday is going pleasant?

Its been been a rough one here,as I got myself participating in a lot of activities.
I'm done now though,except for PARADE which the training is still in progress.

Nice people here in IKARE-AKOKO camp,some could be annoying though.

My platoon happens to be on duty today,so I'm done with my morning work for now.

NEWS:

We were allowed to go jug outside the gate on thursday with the supervision of Military guys,which my platoon girl slumped when we got back,and she happened to be a Nairalander ....kudos to her though,she tried,because it isn't easy jogging on hills.

A guy also slumped on the parade ground on friday and was jerking...Excess cold I guess,or sickness...

A guy in my hostel was bitten by a snake when he went out to.....in the bush
He has been treated and his family came today to take him home (Automatic Redeployment).

Entertainment News:
There was lots of creams coming from corps members, girls especially,after seeing the Mr. Machos bodies...shame catch me for my DRY chest.

Platoon three(3) won Mr.macho,while platoon 4 won Miss Nysc.


Live report from Ikare-Akoko Orientation camp Ondo state.

chykmoni: and my platoon just won their first competitive match...thank God for making the first 11 team...we won platoon '9' 2 goals to nil

Na we get cultural,no two ways...smeeky reppin platoon 10

Ugochux: Agagu and we re in the same Platoon..(10)..

lol..do u know me there?

Samguine: We are being taught how to use a condom right now....with a wooden Love Machine..yes, a Love Machine. Awkward

Lol...the same hear ooo..funny guys