₦airaland Forum

Mustack:
Na saten go purnish you.. After you disvergin her finish you'll abandone her, you left her with broken heart. Making so wicked like female mosquito, making her hard like steal for innocent guys to whoo in the nearest future.. Guy you need to change your ways.. If you need am badly go where you're supposed to do it. Having a girlfriend is by using and dumping them anyhow..

Both this brother and his grammar sounds PAIND...

I have FR and PSAF pack for sale at an affordable price. Send me a mail Chukstan.sc@gmail.com

smiliyB:
Dat's kinda rude joor,you don't really where your help will come from...at least he even remember where he is coming from,unlike our corrupt politicians...NO amount is too abeg ooo

Well, darling, I didn't just typed because I felt the need to say something. My comment was based on his post and replies to his mentions.

If he had said he needed people's idea on what kind of business to invest his money in, I'm sure there are so many intelligent minds here to help him out. But he said he was hiring and needed to see skills. How would I tell you how my skill can help your business when I do not know what your business is all about?...Charlie went forward to say he was doing it out of his magnanimity.Really

I would rather float my own business than work for a $20k "community service company".

Dude, I would advice you to focus on your present job wherever you are, than coming to be the "egocentric superman" of Nigerian "unemployed graduate".

Going by your post, you have no idea penned down, neither do you have already established business in place, and you expect serious minded people to pay attention to your gilbrish.

Your current capital can only run a poultry business with the aid of 5 workers. Your $20,000.00 (equity investment) using CBN rate @304 fetches you N6.06m, using interbank rate @320 evolves to N6.4m, and at most in parallel market @488 is N9.760m.

Only setup cost will consume your $20k and still expect more, so where is the fund for operations or salary
Oga, there are better businesses to invest your $20k in that will fetch you return. Or go into partnership.

But if you insist it's for charity,then we have so many SOS homes that are in dying need for your money. Don't worry about Nigerian unemployed,they will sort themselves out. Your money can't create job for 0.00001% of the unemployed.


You can't afford me or my level of intelligence, I only work for global companies..

Cheers!!!

I have hard copies of skills for sale... Inbox me if you're interested. chukstan.sc@gmail.com

Looks like an obituary cake

[quote author=nNEOo post=51747769]Pls pack your insults towards someone who cares ok? good.


I was sleeping last night with my cousin sis[b][/b] that came visiting,
At around 10pm we were still awake I sleep late every night (work) so she didn't sleep as well till 1:30 she kept getting up to go and urinate past 2 when I decided to sleep
I lay on the bed trying to sleep, I turned my head toward the door only to see her feeding on my body, I shaked a bit n she flee
Hope she wasn't trying to strangle me while I slept. Am a bit confused right now any advice is OK


Insults should be directed towards the crime section thank u[/quote

Edwinmason:
who says a niece can not crush on her nephew..anything is possible in this damned world

wtf ...you just got me confused with the niece crushing on nephew ...It's uncle, not nephew.

Where Airforce1 dey...make him come see as him mate dey Hustle for street, and go soon blow.
No be to dey post shit for Nairaland

JeffreyJamez:
Don't annoy me further Chuka....... and I'm not even joking

Jeffrey vs chuka

Airforce1:
jeffreyjames is my boy

You don dey beg

See this Mumu...who u dey deceive
Drink wey still dey sealed.

YungMillionaire:
Igbos and lies like bread and butter walahi

dude, it's no lie...that guy is my in-law

And he is a very close pal to ihenacho

Wow...My in-law

This couple just took this baby shower too far

One of my best part....First day of Harvey senior promotion
Harvey: Hey Becky, you look glowing..I don't know why that is, ooh yeah, it's the day they announce my senior promotion....Juwee have you lost weight?.....Stevooo, looking like a guy who came to work.

Harvey: Excuse me, why you scratching off the senior of my door?
Worker: I got a work order to take it off.
Harvey: Who issued the work order?
Worker: My supervisor.
Harvey: Why did he issue the work order
Worker: If I knew that I would be his supervisor.
Harvey: You seem to be enjoying yourself?
Worker: I have enjoyed myself since 2004
Harvey: Donna!!!! Someone wants to have a little fun with me here

selfmadeOLX:
Just to mention a few

Rachel herself is black
The new Harvey's secretary, Grichen when Dana left working for Luis is black
The case Rachel and Jessica are working on presently is a black man who was accused of murdering his wife and was turned deaf ears to for 12 years
The guy Mike freed from prison is black. His mum is black

Dude, the case was him killing two white kids or thereabout. And not his wife.

Why are you guys missing out my girl Rachel Zane

UjSizzle:
Harvey is the man!

Jessica's got spunk

Louis is... Louis

Donna is like the magical fairy queen who waves her golden wand and things happen. I'm kinda hoping there's a roman tale here for Donna and Harvey

Of course they both have feelings for each other...Harvey is just too scared to get involved based on his mum issue. Though they had a one night fling when Harvey left the D.A office for Pearson Hardman.

For how much?..bloody 80k mtchewww

Geraaraahia mehnnn

Mizzzbeee:
so the one the guys were playing is what? Pokémon come?

I guess theirs are Aba pokemon

Its not working

evegran:
Lol.
I know most NL guys are very ugly, that is why they're busy hiding.

My point is, if you're ugly, have a nice personality- not silly pride. That is why I had to attack him like that, after I checked his profile and didn't see a picture of himself.

Wow.....very ugly

Feranchek:
Lol. I know guys will enjoy this story. Buh I think the guy in this story is quite a jerk!! For heaven's sake she mentioned that she'll be coming with her 2 friends, and the pomo gut Said YES! Since you know you weren't financially buoyant to cater for all of them, why agree to let her come with her friends? I'm sure she'd have still come if you told her not to come with her friends. Let's be unsentimental and say the truth biko. The level of immaturity in some guys in quite annoying


(Oya Bashiru!!! Ngwanu, coman bash me!! I dey wait!! I know Y'all! So I won't be surprised )

I knew it!!!! I talk am!!!! Bashirus never fail to disappoint! 23 BASHING mentions in just 20 mins!!! Gush!!! Guys dey Para o0o!! (Mumu guys I mean)

Buh some guys can be so foolish just to bring cover their shame o0oo!! So cos she didn't say "can my friends come with me and you'll pay for their tickets" now means he's exonerated from any allegations??!! C'mon fellas!

Olamide came on stage and was hitting on the organisers of a particular event. He never mentioned Don Jazzy buh we all knew (including The Don himself) that he was referring to Don baba Jay! Why??!! It's an IMPLIED STATEMENT kiddos!!

She needn't mention the paying of tickets part to the boy na.... since he agreed that she bring her friends along, then he should know what that implies!!

"Honey, my friends wants to JOIN US in seeing the movie, are you comfortable with that?" Guys make una sef give unasef some level of respect na....If she wasn't matured enough to tell her friends NO, he should be matured enough to do that!!
In Psquare voice "no start watin you no go finish, I no be George Finidi, oh oh!!"

Dude, though your profile says M(ale)...but you type like a girl
Really girlie

bomasek:
Biz deal gone awry, Elias u no try,madam Op next time no upload picture of a black hand when u yellow like over ripe paw-paw.


Elias the rector cum loverboi cum married man,bury ya head in shame

the guy even be bursar...you no see where him dey tell people to call am for sch fee payment

Can someone please help me with zenith bank material.

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Free lunch.

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