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Heebo to the world. Heebo Amaka

She wowo sha

They just keep recycling politicians.

Weed is not drugs

If you don’t know, now you know *

Steady259:
I ones offered a supposed friendly neighbour a coke drink being the first time at my place, only for him to verbally reject saying that he was too big a guest for me to be offering him mere coke. I stood in disbelief because I earlier asked him what he would like for him to entertain him with and he said I should bring anything available. I guess because of the standard of my sitting room and looking at how furnished it was, he was obviously expecting Hennessey or something even bigger..... He has not visited ever since

Ordinary coke? Na wa to you. What if the person has diabetes? That’s why I usually serve all my visitors Kolanuts.

Try masturbate in the morning before going to work

Oluromantic:
When person don belleful finish, he go begin find wetin go burst the belle.

Too much sense dey worry you there! I laugh tire

How can you get drunk from smoking cigarettes?

Ok

This is life bro! You put yourself in this mess. I will advise you to expect the worst and also hope for better. Life is a game and your gamble didn’t workout. Sorry.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Antichrist
I rebuke you

You never see anything yet

Return the phone and move on. Learn from it and empower yourself. Life Na experience

Uprightness100:
This is why we Admonish all and sundry to Have Genuie Relationship with JESUS.
In matters like this, you Confidently and simply use Matthew 18:18 to treat his Matter.
If he tries anything, he will pay with his life.

You must be joking right?

BeeBeeOoh:
E go strike me when I leave tOtO go dey damp my AmstelRock for inside faeces nah

Lol

BeeBeeOoh:
Imagine a Rev. Father destroying people's anus catcher? Chai! I dey even pity God sef becos wetin he go judge long no be hear oh




May FAYA TONDA me the very day I go leave this sweet tOtO wey dey sweet like skara for a man's nyash.

That thunder fit strike you o. Be careful with what you wish for.

Bvlgari:
ha... this matter tie wrapper

Serious wrapper

They should just legalize gay both civil and religious.

And Pope should allow priests to either marry woman or man based on their sexual preference.

God dey!

May God help us all.

The
End is here

Monogamy:


So God told him to kill himself?

Hell awaits him

Are you God?

Ok

First and only rule:! Follow the money!

WinterMinter:
just lock up, please
I wonder if blindness is hereditary,because it seems to be glowing in you

Be careful with words

WinterMinter:
take a backward look at yourself
what are you doing?
selling pepper spray that can cause blindness?
I will buy if I have tested it on you

7 days blindness only

Cherrybae:
Why not pick a player from the SW. Must all the super eagles players be from the SE.

I am so bitter and sad reading this replacement

Igbo Amaka

Biafran players always to the rescue and representing

Do you know how I can get license to own an armored tank?

You better redeploy bro.

I have a pepper spray for sale. This will be good for women stopping unwanted advances from men. Can also be used by men too. It causes blindness and an excruciating burning sensation in the eyes and mouth that incapacitates attackers - and make attackers completely blind for at least 7 days.

Ok

Ok

Ok

May they RIP.

One day we all must die.

At the end of each day ask yourself.

How many people did I put a smile on their face today?

It might be the last time you will see them.

And remember, all is vanity. Nothing really exists.