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Education / Re: We Are Using 1992 Calendar In 2020 by Smile31(f): 1:47pm On Feb 07, 2020
Probably, the years are in a recycle process. Let's find our what similar year to 2021 so that we can just re-live the year. #shikena wink
Crime / Re: Nigerien Man Accused Of Stealing Penis In Umuahia (Video) by Smile31(f): 6:01pm On Jan 23, 2020
grin grin grin That man in red is a whole mood. What a Super story. cheesy cheesy.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 18 Yahoo Boys In Lagos (Photos) by Smile31(f): 5:39pm On Oct 08, 2019
Which kyn name be Christmas biko? grin grin .... Christmas Christmas everywhere grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Bala Elkana, Police Spokesperson Tattoo, Dreadlock Claims by Smile31(f): 11:21pm On Apr 03, 2019
I know he must put mouth. Oversabi housewife undecided
Crime / Re: Ex-convict, Who Stole Turkey Lands Back In Jail For Stealing Chicken by Smile31(f): 10:31pm On Apr 03, 2019
[LMAO!!!! you're mean grin grin quote author=GavelSlam post=77231731]Hide your ducks when he gets out.[/quote]

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Crime / Re: Ex-convict, Who Stole Turkey Lands Back In Jail For Stealing Chicken by Smile31(f): 10:27pm On Apr 03, 2019
cheesy cheesy cheesy Hilarious!
Neoteny:
I suspect fowl play

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Crime / Re: Ex-convict, Who Stole Turkey Lands Back In Jail For Stealing Chicken by Smile31(f): 10:26pm On Apr 03, 2019
He probably has a calling for poultry business but sadly no one is noticing grin cheesy grin cheesy cry

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Celebrities / Re: Noble Igwe Shades Ifu Ennada: Ex BBNaija Housemates Pretend To Be Making Money by Smile31(f): 9:06am On Mar 26, 2019
This bbn is not even challenging to me. I can't even watch it. I find it boring cuz once I check the channel all I see a a group of people walking around and looking idle. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Early Nollywood Heartthrobs by Smile31(f): 10:16am On Mar 23, 2019
You didn't talk about Charles Okafor. That guy was cool too!

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Early Nollywood Heartthrobs by Smile31(f): 10:15am On Mar 23, 2019
That Chidi Mokeme part cracked me up! �

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Celebrities / Re: Banky W To Sell His Range Rover, Replies The Ladies That Mocked His Car by Smile31(f): 9:41am On Jul 18, 2018
Good letter! The message from Banky's letter is exactly what I had in mind while watching the video. Welcome to Nigeria, where people are measured by the properties they own. Just yesterday I visited some schools in my area to drop a letter and just because I came by public transport, the security men treated me like dirt and attended only to those who came with their cars. In Nigeria people measure you by two things :
1. what you drive, and
2. what you are wearing,

not what / who you are. Really bad. So if he's a celebrity, he should own the newest cars in the world . At least he has a car that moves him from one point to the other. Many people don't have any. Please let's learn to stop measuring people by what they have. That's why there's so much pressure on everyone these days. Social media is making people to acquire things they can't afford and also making some people not to feel free posting anything because of the fear of being looked down on.

Some people are rich but ideally prefer to use what they have at the moment, some even prefer public transport. It doesn't make them any less than others. Besides there's an extent to which you use an item and you naturally adjust to it in such a way that using any other similar item becomes difficult, especially items like cars or PCs. Let all these pressures stop.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo's Speech As He Visits Plateau State, Promises 10 Billion Naira by Smile31(f): 12:06pm On Jun 26, 2018
Our leaders owe us so much. OUR LEADERS OWE US SO MUCH. May they never come back to rule us again. We've had enough.. Bad men causing people lonliness everyday. May everyone who takes pleasure in ending another person's life be exposed and put to shame. !
Politics / Re: Osinbajo's Speech As He Visits Plateau State, Promises 10 Billion Naira by Smile31(f): 12:03pm On Jun 26, 2018
MONEY cant buy back the joy, togetherness and bonding that exists in a complete family. They should send good armies that will protect us. If they cant get such in Nigeria, they should hire out there....

No matter how much money you give a man, it wont heal the pain of losing his child, or his wife, mother, brother, sister, or his entire family in a stupid fight or in any form of accident. Those people right now are wishing they can see their loved at least once just once again. its not funny waking up only to realize each day that you will never see your loved one(s) again after all the fun and joy you had. Anyone who raises a sword on a little child has no heart in him and is equal to the devil himself. I PRAY that God intervenes mightily upon those killers and wipe them off entirely exactly the way they have wiped off others. But we also need to put efforts to make all our prayers work because faith without works is dead...
Celebrities / Re: 'Illuminati Member' Begs Frank Edwards After He Said this to him by Smile31(f): 12:37pm On May 31, 2018
Lolzzz . This Illuminati guy followed me on IG with a white man's face. I blocked him immediately! NO time. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin I knew he was fraud..
Celebrities / Re: Sir Shina Peters Rides On Horse To The Venue Of His 60th Birthday by Smile31(f): 12:07pm On May 31, 2018
LMAO!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
MadeInTokyo:
grin grin grin

Dele Momodu always showing up at any party they share Amala and Ewedu
Celebrities / Re: Sir Shina Peters Rides On Horse To The Venue Of His 60th Birthday by Smile31(f): 12:06pm On May 31, 2018
You are just a evil 'shaid' (child) grin grin grin
Newpride:
Thank God he succeeded in riding the horse ....
Some horses can be wicked, they can spoil show and throw the rider inside gutter ... cool cool

Politics / Re: Garba Kirki Jega Is Dead And Buried (Photos) by Smile31(f): 11:54am On May 31, 2018
My question is: Does he even know the names of all his children. Or maybe he had a register to record all their names.. Lolll.... grin
Celebrities / Re: Bossladybadii Ordered Thunder From China To Fire Kemi Olunloyi Over Linda Ikeji by Smile31(f): 1:10pm On May 25, 2018
the sad thing is that after fighting for both sides by thier fans, two of them will still reconcile and the story will be forgotten. stop drinking panadol for another persons headache
Family / Re: Couple’s Wedding Turned Into Funeral After Both Die Hours Before Wedding. by Smile31(f): 1:59pm On May 14, 2018
Accident be looking like a set-up. Happens all the time in such countries. Fellow telemundo addicts can concur with me. Someone set those two vehicles up jare. undecided
Health / Re: "Take 2 In The Morning Before You Wake Up": Check Out This Drug Prescription by Smile31(f): 2:31pm On May 08, 2018
It's simple! Just keep the drugs beside you with a bottle of water (thank God for bottled water)., then sleep. With your eyes closed, stretch your hands and get the drug and water, put it in your mouth and swallow, then continue sleeping... grin
NYSC / Re: Bayelsa Corper Drowns While Taking Selfie At A Jetty In Ogbolomaibiri, Nembe by Smile31(f): 2:34pm On May 05, 2018
DEXTROVERT:
LIFE
IS
WORTHLESS
IMAGINE
AFTER
ALL
THESE
YEARS
OF
PARENT
STRUGGLE
TO
RAISE
HIM
AND
SCHOOLING
HE
NEVER
KNEW
HE
WILL
DIE
WHILE
SNAPPING
PICX.
WE
ARE
JUST
ALL
LIKE
ANIMALS
IN
A
GARDEN
FOR
EXPERIMENT
WAITING
TO
DIE
ANYTIME
ANYHOW.

RIP
BRO
Always think before you say anything. Stop talking like a man without a purpose in life. You have whatever you say. I'm not like an animal in an experiment waiting to die, and I won't die anyhow either!
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Celebrates His Break From Sex (Photo) by Smile31(f): 10:17am On Mar 15, 2018
so that calls for celebration?? whats wrong with these people? shocked[color=#990000][/color]
Business / Re: Femi Otedola, His Wife Nana & Their Daughters Dance & Party Together (Video) by Smile31(f): 5:58pm On Mar 10, 2018
Oh! This one that he has joined instagram grin grin grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Calls Bishop Oyedepo "Bald Headed Fowl". Nigerians React by Smile31(f): 1:40pm On Mar 01, 2018
Please let us try and stop allowing these discussions about tithing cloud our minds. All these arguments shows that the devil is at war with God's children. He just wants to keep you distracted with such topics and get you confused on what the real truth is. It's already there in the Bible in Mal 3:10 to pay your tithe otherwise it will attract curses. And that if you don't, you have robbed God. So why all these arguments . I wonder why people can't see it glaring that the devil is behind all these to set Christians against themselves. Go to daddyfreezes ig page, take time to read his posts and comment sections. See how people quarrel with each other there. Christians!
Tithing might be an Old Testament law, but there must be a good reason why it was made to appear in the New Testament. Pls ignore man and pay your tithe if you have it available. For me I think 10% of your money, (especially if you earn large income) should not be such a problem. It all depends on your mindset. Check it, 10% is even one of the smallest part of your income.

Bottom line : Don't allow anyone distract you. Do the needful because God has told you so. It doesn't matter who wrote it in the scriptures. It's a commandment from God. JUST DO IT!
Religion / Re: Listen To Pastor Sam Adeyemi’s View On Tithing by Smile31(f): 1:27pm On Mar 01, 2018
What exactly is happening these days? Why are even the pastor's now running away from what's already in the Bible?
Education / Re: Kid Tied To A Motorcycle, Being Forced To School (Disturbing Photo) by Smile31(f): 1:20pm On Feb 26, 2018
How will the child even learn anything on this day, after all this treatment. what will his emotional state be like through the day. and have they even thought of how this picture might affect his mind when he grows up and sees it, also knowing it went viral. People are just disgusting with the way they treat babies and kids. Shaming them all in the name of shaping them.
Education / Re: Kid Tied To A Motorcycle, Being Forced To School (Disturbing Photo) by Smile31(f): 1:16pm On Feb 26, 2018
very wrong! what if an accident occurs and that child's head hits the ground? that would be the end of him or the end of his mental ability. couldt they have boarded a taxi and someone carried him if he must go to school that day? anyway we will only talk but at the end, people wont still take caution. smh
Education / Re: Snake Swallows N36m Cash In JAMB Office Makurdi, Benue State by Smile31(f): 3:17pm On Feb 10, 2018
Akuko! She can't account for money saved in the bank, it's the one she kept in the house that she can account for.. LIES
!!!! undecided

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Crime / Re: Corpse Of Lady Recovered From River In Kano. Suicide Suspected (Graphic Pics) by Smile31(f): 12:30pm On Feb 08, 2018
Me too! I'm thinking it's a bobrisky situation...
MetroBaba1:
The Heading Says ''Lady".

The Context Is Saying A "Man".

I Smell Something Awful
Celebrities / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Celebrates His 49th Birthday. Shares Photo With Wife by Smile31(f): 1:43pm On Nov 06, 2017
They had their baby several years after wedding. Mind how you talk. And by the way, how is that even your problem? Is it your age or your pregnancy? undecided undecided
BornAgainMay:
At 49years and your wife is still pregnant..


Just imagine, 49-70=2, and average Life span of a Nigerian is just 70. by the time you will be 70, your baby will be 19years.


how do you intend raising this baby.

Nsukka ppl ain't known for late marriages oo

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Crime / Re: Soldier Shoots SS1 Student In Jos For Refusing Sexual Advances (Photos) by Smile31(f): 1:20pm On Nov 06, 2017
that soldier should be fired with 21 bullets!

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Crime / Re: Facebook Rape Instructor Enyeobi Donatus Wanted By " Stand End To Rape NGO " by Smile31(f): 11:06am On Nov 01, 2017
See how he looks like a goat in his retouched hair

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