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Funniest part s that people that are suffering are still supporting this government

[quote author=IamAtAnger post=134705295]Egg roll don turn 1k hmmmm..

Out of hatred for the cockroach, the ants voted for insecticide, and they all died, including the housefly that didn't vote.

N.B: this is not about cockroaches and ants.. if u know u know 🤷‍♂️[/quo hummmmm words, it's really painful, and everybody dey suffer am

But the fact now s that we don't really knows the right person, these people just always come and dissappoint

Fetula4u:
make him die poor abi

e no still mean anything, you fit try all your best make you still poor

You think those people wey poor na all of them no plan there life

Na only God dey make person rich, unless you won do am illegal, and you fit no last

You already know say na rough play now

You self play along, the ball dey your court already.

Peace of mind s very important, all what you are running after that doesn't allow you to have peace of my, you will still leave them one day, everything s vanity, so why disturbing your self over material things.

Picking of nose and diggin of throat

timilehin007:
I will advise him to never give up. He should keep keep trying and have faith..

untill he go deposit him family for money issue

Primafacie:
You see am now. I know these people very well

but why blackmailing ?

And that s th most important thing you need to thank God for, once you are healthy and active bro the remaining one na small

Life no really hard na you say ou won make am.

bigpicture001:
The tailer guy has accepted his fate.. ND lives in a single room, eats only from buying in the plates from street wheelbarrow vendure.. argues with all the banks each time his 2naira is debited for whatever purpose..

Can't afford pos charges to the extent of 100 naira.. he would rather work to the bank... Stopped using opay when they introduced 10 naira charge on transfer...

Remember, I told u, it's not fiction.. I know these people one on one

Omo

Bro waiting sup with you now ??

Haba person accept faith for poverty

Ogaoooo

Dogalmighty17:
He ran mad but still had presence of mind enough to remove the safety of the gun, cock, aim and fire?

And how did the situation end? It is sad that Nigeria has a whole has no emergency response number to call to tackle issues like this.

I gave up on Nigeria again yesterday. The taxi I took in Abuja yesterday passed under Apo bridge. That very busy area where cars stop to take passengers going to Mararaba and Nyanya.

Just off the road to the left, lay the body of an elderly man who had been hit by a hit and run driver. I gathered that the man had been lying like that for hours. You could see he was trying to move his head at least. His body was immobile. Probably a spinal injury. He was bleeding. He was unconscious but I really couldn't tell.

The most that was done for him was that they placed a few leaves close to him as a warning to vehicles approaching but you could see from how close he was lying to the road, it was only inevitable that another vehicle was going to drive over him. No one was bothered. People were just going around their business. No one called for help on his behalf.

Beside me, was an officer of the Nigerian army and in front was a policeman. I asked the soldier was there not anything that he could do? Call for help for the man? The police in front responded that what's the point? No hospital was going to accept him anyway. The soldier then told the driver to drive off after glaring at me.

I was silent through out the trip. My spirit shaken. That man lying there was a father, a husband.. People somewhere were waiting for his return. But there he lay. Dying the death of a dog. His family will think he was delayed by work or traffic not knowing that their father layed by the road side bleeding out and everyone acted indifferent.

It then dawned on me. Nigeria lost its humanity long ago. That's the only way to understand how the country got to where it is.

boss you should have make a move by helping the man as well

Dollarmind001:
Probably under the influence of drugs...colos in particular.

God help us not to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

This life you can't predict what will happen in the next minute....

Yes I always say it that you can never be careful in this life

And the life s all about risk, even when you are just trying to hustle for what to eat may we never jam what will eat us.

Taaaaaaaa

bigpicture001:
Guy be careful ooo if children is among your priorities in marriage... Them plenty for my area ooo.. about 6 of them... they all bullshit relationships faced money making and found the monies , not through runs oo... Real hardwork... Now they are not so attractive for young men to marry, so they all married failed men...

Failed men, as we call them here are men who have tried and tried to make it and failed to make it.. they may still b very good men, but in terms of financial resources, they have failed and are now quite old ... Usually about 40+... These ladies married them, infact made the marriage work... They men are handsome, gentle, and faithful,... Problem b say.. all the 6 ladies no fit born...

One is now 43 working in access bank.. married a 35 year old very handsome failed tailor guy, quite tall and loayal to her..

One is a surveyor, owns her own office ND also a big and good jewelry store... Married a secondary skl very handsome gentle tall teacher it's been 3 years den no born... Sh even bought the guy a car..

Another is a. Guy who is young like 35, handsome can hold his own , but long throat if marrying good working class lady made him marry a 39 year old lady who is a doctor in a state hospital, they live an elite life.. but it's been 7 years.. no pikin..

Another is a 4p year old farmer, sh delved into at say age 27, built her poultry farm to one of the biggest in my local government, sh get over 80crates of eggs per day..sh has buses for her business, ride a clean Toyota Corolla car, built her parents house and have several workers.. hardworking, independent, but sh realize late sh needed marriage also...now sh married another failed guy who failed to secure permanent staff status from a marketing possible at fcmb..the guy is frustrated...they are now 4years,no child....

Another is a primary skl male teacher who went for a lady who is 38, sh works for a federal university as non teaching staff and can hold her own and have access to good loan... They are 4 years them never born...

All these I listed , believe me, it's not concocted.. they all live in my neighborhood... Plz be careful my man... We are Africans ND like children...

If we as men now start to reject those old ladies, there will b awakening of concern to get married on time.. but if we keep taking them in cuz eventually they made money, we keep encouraging more to toll their paths..

taaaaaaa una dey talk shaaa

See how you just analyze man like you .

Honestly we are suffering in this country

One guy told me he knows how he use to manage him self, that him dey starve him self reach 12noon come eat eba drink enough water till next day again before he eat again

And the guy no come even reason am as if na suffer him dey suffer, him just see am as normal thing

Taaaaa God abeg ooo

2cribz:
Drugs like black mamba.will fuc k u up
Drugs like loud. Will cause fidgeting and anxiety,memory loss,
Drugs like ice,malnutrition and lack of appetite
Drugs like colos,long term madness,mood swings,puffy eyes,uncontrolled anger,theft, hunger,zombie pause,Weight loss

Skush...drowsy,slow,lack of coordination, puffy eyes,red eyes,blurry eyes,damage to kidneys,

Beer.....Highness,drowsy,lack of coordination, excess sleep,hangover.....
Excess beer. Kidney damage,liver damage,brain damage,memory loss,diabetes,Weight gain,pot belly


Trams...codeine, refnol..not different from colos,over active,hyper active,restlessness,lack of sleep...tripple heart beat,cardiac arrest.....death

Coke........insanity at any time,lack of appetite, pale look and weight loss,face bone,fidge,itches,dementia.....cardiac arrest on overdose.....death....


Pills and the rest. Dementia,kidney problem,liver problem,chest pain,rapid breathing, lack of breadth,self Choke and death...


Ogogoro/wines undiluted.

80 to 95% chance u r consuming iodine and methylated spirit disguised as wine and ogogoro.
....cough, rapid breathing,seizure,diarrhea, kidney and liver damage,when undiluted and consumed in large quantities,intoxication,anger,lack of coordination,over kakul,if u have car or bike,u might have an accident which will lead to death.......


Cigarette. Not 1 or 3 sticks.im talking of 2 3 packs a day. Damage to lungs in the long run.
Oxygen support, breathing support
Cancer of the lungs and then death.

Choose your death

I dey wait for palm wine (Emu fun fun ) because na waiting I dey drink be that.

Do the business any one atall don waist your money on any programs, when u successful in your business you can now decide to do any yeye program

Am taking from experience

Bobodee09:
Honestly bro ......men are only loved for what they bring Honestly.

This my uncle is just a stong man Honestly, cos he was locked up countless time by different people.

This women left him at his lowest, abused and shamed him several times.


This woman first left in 2021 for about 3 months, she left the kids with my uncle. She claimed she need her head cleared.
2022 she finally moved out with the kids.....we heard rumor she was with a man but no one really cared cos the husband was just doing his thing without any drama.

Only we his family stood by him cos the man sure when things was good for him.

Nasoo the life be bro, na why you no need to do pass ur self, you think say if your uncle don kpai she no go live her life

In anything in life just fight for your life first ooo even the children self go survive, na who die him own finished.

Bobodee09:
Just need an head up what the meeting would be like on Tuesday so we can prepare well.

No one ever believes this woman can go stone cold towards my uncle.
Until a man face some challenges you can never know who you marry.

na the problem wey many people dey face be that

That s why we should keep on praying money should not finished for our hand

Because even ur friend or brother no go pick ur calls again, na only ur mum fit stand for you and not every mother self

Ringstonermasks:
Cruise kee u der. I am not ur bro, go find ur papa pikin ewu

u are living a small life and u are bringing them here without shame. At ur age u are not married and u want to advise young married couples.

You don't even av a single achievement. You're living a sad and pathetic life... all ur trends here show how miserable and small u are.

Get out from here

no be everybody wey Marry get sense, as I never marry I still sense pass you wey don marry

I still dey yarn you, if I marry I no fit bring my marriage matter come nairaland here make Dem settle for me.

Are you okay Mr man ??

Ringstonermasks:
see ur hypocrisy


see d life u are living ? looking for under age to sleep wit that will love u cos of sex yet u av the audacity to comment on my trend

my own na small thing I never marry bro, but you wey don marry no allow us rest for this forum everytime my marriage s this my marriage s that, the fact s that you are goin through a lot and you talk too much, that s why you just carry ur family problem come here

I pity your wife bro.

Ringstonermasks:
nd u will die a mad man

I don die come back alive again

Ringstonermasks:
see the idiot that was giving me advise...

over 35 nd he hasn't made anything from his life... a confused person and a failure in life

look at the screenshots below

lols.....bro I never reach 35 ooooo

If I marry, I no fit bring my family issue come here make Dem settle for me bro, me still dey street oooo

All my topics there na cruise faaa, another day no day carry your family problem come here again. Iree oooo.

[quote author=Ringstonermasks post=134648018]see the idiot that was giving me advise...

over 35 nd he hasn't made anything from his life... a confused person and a failure in life

look at the screenshots below[/quote you get time oooo

Ringstonermasks:
I'm a married man living in Abuja, where I work as a web designer and app developer. I have my own office and brands, and I've diversified my income streams through various business ventures.

In January, I received a call from my uncle, who wanted me to meet him in Port Harcourt about a job opportunity in an oil company. At the time, I wasn't interested, so I politely declined, citing a toothache as the reason.

What's relevant to this situation is that my uncle has been providing me and my siblings with a monthly allowance of 280,000 naira since I was in school. However, I'd rather not discuss this further, except to say that it's a point of contention. Being an inherritance paid to everyone and handled by him.

In February, my siblings received their allowance, but I didn't. My brother informed me that my uncle had stopped my payment because he was upset that I hadn't accepted his job proposal. This isn't the only thing my uncle has excluded me from, despite being aware of my financial stability.

Recently, my wife(Army OFFICER) was posted to Port Harcourt, which adds another layer to this situation. If I were to accept my uncle's offer, I'd be under my wife's scrutiny, which could impact my personal and professional life.

I'm currently conflicted about what to do, and I'm weighing my options carefully.

What would you do ?

but bro this kind matter you no suppose bring am come a place like this

Waiting no good no good, you are married now, why waiting for your brother to send you money and no b say you no dey work

I pity your wife faaaa

JustPowerApps:
You won't see them when they were busy working their arse off day in day out, it is when they make it you start asking questions

The only truth there is that those guys focused on their life while you were busy with ladies.

brof not all about running after ladies, let me tell you those guys you are sein womanize pass you if you don't know

I av a friend who's doin far better than me and he carry woman pass anything, everything s by grace, when your own time come you embrace and if e no come continue livin your life.

2special:
I believe with time you will be fine....you just have to stop masturbating.

that thing call masturbation really dealt with me, my babe go come like this befoer you know sharp sharp my prick don rise


And immediately I penetrate like this I don cum wey the babe no go even feel anything and shame go come dey catch me, make prick come rise again na problem e no go gree rise again ooooo,


Pls stop masturbating, it doesn't help atall.

Bahamas95:
Some years ago I accompanied my friend to visit his girlfriend in her hostel one evening and ended up spending the night there. We didn't plan to sleepover but cultists raided in the street about 30minutes before we came in and police were stationed at strategic places looking for boys to arrest.

We manoeuvred our way till we got to her house and met two other girls there. (Her younger sister and friend) There was this chemistry between her friend and I but I was too shy to express myself because it's my first time seeing her. As we were gisting that evening my friend's girlfriend jokingly told me that her friend is crushing on me but I laughed it off. When it was bedtime my guy was in bed with his girl and I was on the rug with the 2girls. Thought were just running through my mind if she would allow me have my way later in the night because she was sleeping beside me.

I don't know how I slept off after waiting and later woke up and noticed she was very close to me. I wrapped my arm round her waist and she just moved seductively and I didn't need a prophet or babalawo to tell me she wanted more. To cut a long story short I started giving it to her in spooning position.

She started moaning and I tried to silent her but she was still making the funny sound. I heard my guy's girlfriend whispering to my guy saying "he's fvcking my sister". My guy started laughing, she attempted to confirm what she was thinking by switching on her phone torchlight but my friend stopped her.

In my mind I was like "nor be your sister I dey fvck na" . About 20minutes after we finished a girl got up to urinate and switched on torch. ...I just fvcked the wrong banny.

There was no way I could differentiate between the girls because they got similar stature, the only difference is their colour........Till today I'm still wondering what happened that night, it's like both of them intentionally switched position.

this ur story switch ooo expecially when she said (she s fuckin my sister )

My babe for hnd 1 came to sleep over the girl na virgin and I don try disvirgin her, I no see her disvirgin even she want make I disvirgin her

So later everybody just sleep I just dey here tap for my body when I wakeup my babe say she won pee as I say make I open door bro my babe don already run am for body, taaaaaaaa shame catch me and na my nikka she wear sleep, in the morning she carry am won wash am befoer she go I just told her make she no worry

Although today she has one child with me, we av no do the right thing but praying to God to pay very soon and do the right now.

HardLifee:
I felt the same way 3 years ago and I still feel like that sometimes. You just have to experience it to understand what this fella is going through.
Brother, I know you feel you are the only one going through alot right now, but no, thousands of people are passing through worse situations.
Be strong and keep moving, even if it means crawling just to keep moving, do it!
Therapy and Meditation helps....

yes same here, my own was last year bro I have money but I don't have peace of mind, am very depressed, my job stop

I always have headache almost of day and night, am not always happy, no sleep I think the help of my life, later it turns to fair,

But I just decided to travel back to village and spend sometime, when I was in village I saw most of my guys that am doin better than them

I saw one of my guy was on sick bed that s when I started reliefin my self and have to thank God for my own life, sometimes you may think you are the only one going through hell untill you see other people, na who tell you him own you go know

Believe me most of people want to be like you but they don't know what you are facing, you just need to create happiness, my advice for Op s for him to travel for some period, may be you are tired of your environment, try and lodge to a hotel for some weeks or you travel inter state for sometimes

Ire ooooo

We just pray it work for us wey never marry,

Because comont girl self e dey quick tired me talk more of marriage

SHIVA001:
Because you are not a business person, you wait till your boss credit your account with peanut after you have worked ur ass out for him

can everybody do business, and s it even easy to do business Where s the money

Bhella5:
We the Etiosa boys are itching to lay our hands on this piece of garbage. We have her pinshure and details. Onkr

who be this one