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Olachase:
Na Feel at home I tell her the werey girl don run put 5 alive and A/C remote inside her bag

😂😂😂

Jesu, next time she come now, na to come remove the AC and it TV, where una dey see bandit self

buttlover:
one threatened to block me if I didn't send her data. I no send shi shi. Nawao nowadays

I don't know why person no go fit afford ordinary data for herself, no b wickedness b that

fxexperts:
Awon motivational speaker, try this now when security is very tight around those top government officials now that UGM, bandits, and killers are everywhere you go, explain tire watin carry you go governmnet house, because na KIrikiri them go throw you claiming you can to kidnaped the governor.

lobatan

Context: leave ur comfort zone and move out, you may meet ur destiny helper out there

Pupanchie:
Just knack her and move on jejely if you don't want heartbreak

must everything b knack, only the advice you can give here s to knack her

#Orietidota#

underpinna:
But then, her man do pass the night in her house whenever he's around thus, making use of water.

I also caught her giving out water to people in the neighborhood. Why would she feel we are wasting water for using the water?



I didn't see her turning off the water, I don't want her to spin stories.

I said in a loud tone "Which kind children play is this. The person turning off this water should stop." Then my woman called her, chef, chef and she answered with my woman's name Rejoice. She was outside washing her face.



We both live alone. However, my woman always spend the night with me except for some few days in her house. My neighbors man always spend every night with her except when he goes to work outside town.

I know she's not happy with my woman around but then, she has a man.

The other day, we both hired a Gen to pump water. I told her to assist me carry the Gen to where I will keep to start it. She refused and called my woman who was passing to come help me carry it that she uses the water too.

mad people everywhere, this one na serious jealousy ooo

That lady s witch and God go punish her very soon, I hate jealousy.

starpower:
See most just start feeling over special with such sacrifices. Better to start with someone who won't derail one progress. I am currently supporting someone but really it not worth it, it prevents one from knowing there true motives in the relationship. The word is DESIST.
Modified: I wanted to move on, when I noticed it not going to be an healthy situation in the long-term as emotions are weightless, but pregnancy entered(I did DNA o, because people are unpredictable) and got married. But it really stressful on the provider, hard to have healthy relationships like that. You are busy providing for all, they feel you are boring as they rarely know what it cost to provide and be accountable. You end up grooming a monster at your own expense.

you just talk sense brof, tell me what you want Nigerian to do for you.

otipoju:
2k per month is okay.

35k Otipoju jor.

july21st:
Interested in what. I lost interest. She has no time to waste by even simply introducing herself or her name. I asked her if she is still open for relationship and she rudely jumped to my occupation. She don't have time to waste is my that have time to waste ba. I have a job and am comfortable

my brother you do well, can't she just calm down before asking what you do for a living, so doin if you tell her you do okada for living she no go reply you again

But if you tell her you work in central bank she do quick to ask when should we see,

Almajiri everywhere, Dem no won gree calm down build with you when Dem reach 40 Dem dey always get sense.

brain54:
Maybe you misunderstood her post...

@topic I had a family member married for 13 years that didn't give birth.

She did 3 failed IVFs. Still nothing.

No one gave her any pressure(family) but I think she put too much pressure on her self by herself.

She would later transition at 48 due to high blood related health issues which I feel isn't unconnected to her thinking too much about bearing children as she was already approaching menopause.

Not everyone is destined for certain things.


One of my main principles in life is not to fret over issues I have no control of in life.

I just do my best and let nature, God or whatever take care of the rest!

My brother e no pass that ooo, because sometimes self dat thing wey you dey run for go still happen to you

So better just do ur best and leave the rest for God.

bdon123:
Me wey my side chick get belle n we dey go comot am tomorrow....do i even hav rite to comment?

man something shock me yesterday, I went to grt my friend wey I do best man for last year, nasoo man dey tell me say dat him girl friend wey him dey back when him won do marriage dat time don get belle ooo

Say the girl self go soon born and him wife now no even know anything, e say the babe say she go take care of the baby say she no dey comont the belle, Omo uptill now I still dey suprise ooo

Make we dey try dey careful ooo if we dey nack, because like this I know say e go get certain time wey him house wife go still hear about this stuff and na that time yawa go gas

bigpicture001:
No wahala, not all liabilities stays like that for long...

Ur asset ladies are full of shit.... Mostly arroangant and entitled ...

As a man, there comes a time u relaized peace of mind is worth more than even a zenith bank manager wife.. who gives u shit and makes u restless... Relationship is not a competition boy!

forget that thing man, if a woman want to disrespect you no matter how you do she go still disrespect you, even if na u dey feed her back to back

brain54:
Reminds me of one guy wey dey count meat for pot give him wife...

The day I lost all respect for him was when I burst into his kitchen and 'caught' him dipping his fingers inside the soup pot to count the meat left.

Na that day I know say no be only psychiatric hospital mad men dey. Some are roaming freely.

It's not uncommon to see this particular guy quarrelling with his wife over pieces of meat and such trivialities.

So annoying to me and I felt disgusted.

Food is a basic necessity of life. Even if person one dey stingy not with food...as long as there isn't wastage and done in moderation.

Honestly to me na poverty mindset dey cause such over kaku!

you just said it all brof, may we never be poor, because food s very important thing than other things

But make our ladies dey try wear pant and bra, if she wore bra this thing for no show out like this.

mecuries:
In all of this, it's the Hot man waiting for her in his house I feel pity for

make una dey try get sense

this can happen to anybody just depending on the way you can manage ur anger

I don tired of I want to do my hair, I want to buy dat, I want to eat shawarma,
I want to!
I want to!!
I want to!!!

KingDashx:
Naija girls na scrab
Bros.. I dey date one Canada girl right now, I swear every week she dey give me 100 dolls for shayo, I tell her say I like alcohol more that life and she dey deliver just to make me happy.. date Nigeria girls at your own risk.

Date white girls and be happy.

bro abeg give me update now, how u take get am?

Waiting some people dey face now pass this one, I pray everything all end thanks to God

zuby4real10:
I got married last year June ending and my wife is 7 months pregnant now. I never know that pregnancy alone comes with alot of financial demands ranging from antenatal and other medical check ups. We just came back from hospital now like play like play N73k done go within some hours. All these wahala and the baby did not yet arrive.

As a young man that is just growing up financially, anytime i think about the financial sacrifices i made since i got married, my mood will change. Now there are many things running in my mind.
1. Sex is never free for a man.
2. Sex in marriage is even more expensive for a man beacuse the money we spend daily to maintain our homes can comfortably afford sex outside change go even remain.
3. Penis is more of a liability to a man than enjoyment.
4. As a man always think twice b4 u have an errection, it do come with heavy price.
I stand to be corrected if anybody found anything i said wrong.

baba nothing to be corrected here, you just said the truth, but the fact s you can run from it, because after marriage na still picking follow.

Also use water to wash your bombom after pooin and not just tissue paper.

Myrepublic:
I had one like that years ago. If I wan enter small,she don jump comot hold belle. I go come dey tell her sorry, thinking I injured her. Na later she start conffes,say na just pretence, trying to know the kind of person I am. My advice is don't rush to penetrate. Comot mind for penetration and focus on fore play.. e get where e go reach,she will beg you to plug it in..

Note,I don't support sex before marriage..

Note, imagine you didn't try it now before marriage.. how e fit be for marriage?


Note,I now support sex before marriage

madness everywhere!!!!

peanutbutterr:
you were getting it till a point you lost it.
This right here..


you press a woman 2k worth of airtime, and the next thing she tells you is that she have a crush that tops her with 10k card every week. some won’t even regard your gift. op never do this in the initial stage.



Common man, why you would advise him to do that? this is just hilarious.
what if after doing all this and she hits him with the rejection line? “ sorry i like you as friend but i’m not looking for a relationship now” all those investments and time gone down the drain.

women are only loyal to their emotion. hence whenever they loses interest in a man, they just work away like he never existed, disregarding every investment he had made on them.. if you like a lady declare your interest from the start by having interest to get laid with her. don’t act like a fool writing Shakespeare epistle to her.



Another hilarious point. since you want to turn your pocket to her personal atm, how then do you get her invested in you? if she can’t get aso ebi and sew it with her own money then she’s not investing in your affairs.
our women have so evolved in character, following them the old school way won’t just cut it in the dating world.

The right way to go about women isn’t too complex.
1. After your first date with her just for the sake of familiarity.

2. Next date with her should be at your house, this’s where you get laid.

3. make her invest in you monetarily. Directly or indirectly. ever noticed a beautiful young woman stuck with one broke jobless handsome guy? and you keep asking why can’t she just walk away from the r/ship

God will bless u with this writeup here, this s just the best way to follow, don't follow that ESO ebi man oooo, if you follow am you don start waiting you no go fit finish be that and you go cry tired

Lolssss person say make u use apple laptop chart am you dey use say you get Infinix

Hypnotise:
Probably you may seem too excited or formal,see them as men and just rapour naturally with them, not will you be my gf

this one na the best advice be that brof

braxjay:
is it your fornication?

I just tired for this guy ooo

Thank you for this writeup, letlove lead, let love our neighbors as our self, and let always pray for good health, I think that s the primary objective.

One of my colleagues was mockin me yesterday evening at work that she was inside car and she spotted me eating roasted corn by the road side, that am very local oooo, the thing was just suprisin me,

Corn wey I buy #300 naira with my money oooo, you said am local for eating it, but if na reach man dey eat by the road side s normal thing.

Freshtruth:
I drop out of sch due to carry overs uncountable my childhood friend graduated successfully. Years by the side this my friend we see me in my street I will try to like my g afar he will look me n snub me. I come be like this na the same person wey dey come my papa house steady come see me we go play stroll I was like na because of sch wey I no finish is that enough reason to snub me. But on a second note he reach to snub me cause I don't dress well no hope. This my friend got married last 2yrs n didn't invite me Omo I still weak but I got to find out ir his is father that was d main sponsor of the wedding n d one giving him food stuffs every month why me my self no hope. I got a job as a porter in an hotel.
Salary was 35k per month , I just dey use the work to find food eat . A Costomer came to lodge in the hotel he pick interest in me and told me if I can work in offshore at Excravos I told him I will think about it he told me I should be fast so that they can put my name among d list the next day I said ok that was how I was employed as a store keeper with a salary of 350k per month plus Bonus y this my other friend is still Jobless

but why b say people wey no go school dey always happy to hear say people wey go school no get better job.

GoodSpirit:
You didn't see the thief aka romance scammer scamming men in the name of talking stage, a full grown adult asking for money to be transported to a date that she is interested in and then giving escues after the money has entered her account. Why will you see fraud in this, Majority of ladies are guilty if romance scam

na she u go blame or that mumu idiot foot grown up man,

How can you b sending transport money to somebody that has not come to visit you befoer, God forbid

plessis:
I just dey imagine wetin dey go through the mind of the man wey waka naked for tinubu.

that man really messup big-time

Taaaaa I shame for him family

I don't no why this thing has turn to normal things to our ladies, even when you av good intentions for them

They will just kill all your vibes with these their billin Asif them no dey survive before they meet you.

SmartPolician:
What happened to his voice? It's irritating.

na carte coro and cough

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