₦airaland Forum

MN07:
Speak for yourself and your yoruba people.

Sometimes I wonder what entity or creator is responsible for these yoruba people

what are you even saying now

Racoon:
"Take away their recruitment source, reduce their purchasing power and slow down the economy....." Says one drug baron and certificate forging crook.

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............

Tinubu just do us wayo, since I don dey see him eye dey blink inside his glass during this particular speech, I already know say na lamba.

essentialone:
Don't try to save her, let her save herself or allow simps to do the saving while you focus on your future, purpose and goals.
Understand that a vvoman is a thin line between good and bad, it's not everything a vvoman request from you that you must grant, the best way to test a vvoman's patience is to be stingy to her.
A vvoman can ruin your life within couple of day or minutes, it's not every vvoman you see that you will take in or try to save.
Don't do the saving, go for a vvoman that is innocent and is inexperienced, a vvoman that is a vaageen and save yourself from chaotic relationship or marriage.
Lastly, don't marry a vvoman out of pity, be brootal about your choice and decisions irrespective of who you're dealing with.
Fail to adhere and you'll live in a world of regrets; remember, there is no happy ending for simps.

ladies of now days has turn to another thing because of money, imagine money that they can make by therselve faaa, nasoo one see me just because I dress well

Nasoo she dey gum body me up and down dey ask which work am I doin, I said am restaurant waiter ooo, she said haaa say I look like a yahoo boi, na Soo she just dump me immediately ooooo, she dey look for yahoo boy who go dey pack money give her, at the end of the day cutoff her head.

Sixfeetbelle:
As a lady, just have ass and boobs. Sizeable ass and perky boobs are the only thing you need to attract a potential partner. Every other thing is secondary.

The only reason I haven't attracted one yet is because I look like a Palm tree, so don't be like me.

but be light in skin colour and tall small, the last girl wey I carry come my house too get yarns and black come short no no no, she s not attractive to me all,

The yarns s too big come dey black haba

sonnie10:
You can share appt with 1 or 2 people. Rome was not built in a day. Manage yourself, one year of service will not kil you.

lols na this manage shaaa, una no dey tired??

And beside you say one year befoer service will not kill you

You no know say na after service gan gan na that time fire for fire dey if you no get person for this country

Na oyo be your own ooooo, when I just finished service I no see job Tor I say make I no sit-down for house make I just do something, I go apply for teach Dem say Dem go dey pay me 15k per month me wey dey collect 19800 for nysc oooo, na goin forward be that or moving backward

I start the work say make I no just dey cripple for house bro na half of the next month Dem dey pay salary I won craze

Na that time I know say Nigeria don fail us, I apply for givt work tired till today nothing nothing.

Nothing dey do you man, your problem be ay you no dey really fucget your self a girl friend that you can be fuckin steadily you will be off this wahala

Demonicus:
Car I no get, Money self I no get, but na em girls dey carry dia self cum make we run 1or2.

Make nobody whine you,If you fine and you Sabi carry yahself well you go fVck pussies for free.

No girl friend no problem.

you unstd just try dress well and have a nice home

When she vome make she eat feel at home

Although one still dey expect my call now because I promise her we go comont on Sunday, the werey call me yesterday dey do voice somehow, I say waiting happen wey you voice dey like this, she say she feel like eating fish and have sex, for my mind I say na waiting be your own problem be that no worry I go carry you comont on Sunday

She don dey flash me since now I never call her back, werey won eat fish

Edusouls:
then keep quiet naah

sofe sofo ni

Godblessme1:
why won't you talk nonsense when you feed from your parents. May death be your portion before the year end and may your parents wealth you're enjoying seized and all your family will suffer that they won't even have one meal a day to eat. I curse you today and your generation

haaaaaa

BloomingDale:
Na wa o. Nowadays it’s guys fretting that they might end up not getting married, while women are clocking out, since research shows women without kids are the happiest while it’s the opposite for men.

hummm everybody with there own life, me I just wish to marry oooo and have my children, although true most of ladies are agein and they don't really think about marriage

But everybody with his own life, na born them born me make me self born person abeg.

Bukola94:
If you know that you're the responsible type and got a well paying job, you should try and settle down. But if you know you don't want to be responsible and is the stingy type and jobless, please don't marry, because a lot of sacrifice and compromise have to be made

Am responsible,and wish to still more responsible, but seems am stringy, I don't wish to be stringy,

I just don't money to finish for my hand not that am intentionally stringy

Edusouls:
how old are u? U don see 35?

nope by may like this I go clock 32

Nonexisting:
You failed the 12th commandment which is never take non-coded olosho to your house. If you had taken a coded olosho who may also be a banker or teacher to your house, she couldn't have embarrassed you because she would know well not to embarrass herself as well. You went for a street ashewo who had nothing to lose, what did you expect before? The deed has been done, do as if you no care afterall, nobody dey pay your rent for there and you be full adult.

so some banker are still coded olosho...Omo how person won take see woman marry bayi

Kai and you don dey talk this thing like play like play ooo, so your life later spoil...omo

Sermwell:
Who took care of you when you were 1-12 years old? Who took care of the bills when you were born?
Do you know what it means to take care of someone for 10 years?
Una go just open mouth waah

brof no be quarrel now, na waiting I decide to do for my own life be that, if you like you fit carry gun shoot ur own papa when you make am

Or you fit even carry am now go use for ritual, make Dem cut him head.
Wahala tiee niyen.

Pootle:
some ppl papa disown them even ontop say i right everybody sef see am but like this wey i gallant em dey reap where em no sow, na so life be. everything get reason even hitler get reason to kill 6million jews

God go bless you more, anybody that hurt you so far e no kill you brof, forget the past and make the future look good

Like you said everything happen for a reason, sometime if bad thing no happen we no go appreciate the good one.

DemonSlayer:
I don’t understand fathers who abandon their children when they need them the most, only to reappear later—when the child has made it—to claim a share in what they never helped to build. After all, it’s a father who brings a son into the world, not the other way around. Family is more than just blood; it’s about the people who stand by you through thick and thin, those who would bleed for you if necessary.

That said, the optics of this situation don’t reflect well on the young man’s brand, regardless of their history. When you’ve reached a certain level of success, magnanimity is expected. Sometimes, you have to rise above and overlook things—not for their sake, but for the stature you’ve attained.

thank you for your write up bro, me like this no matter waiting I hear say my papa do for me, may abadone me not not takin care of me

If I don make am reach asake like this, bro I go help everybody ooo including my papa wey abadone me, him go chop my money tired self, e get how I want make God bless me reach make I start to dey bless my enemies self.

Don't be tired, no be only you dey face am, just try do you best and no do pass your self

One of my brother was telling me that even if I call around 1am that he will always pick my calls, I said why, he said because I don't use to ask him for money, that is am the type that normally tax him that he will not be picking me calls

All what am saying s that, just focus on that money, don't do past your self and appreciate the little you av.


Cheers

talented321:
1.be confident about your self..
2.have trust issue..
3. like money more than your girlfriends
4. Have it in mind that you are on your own as a man..
5.that there is nothing like love, you are been loved under condition..
Just make money and work on your self..
You are going to understand better with time..

OP take that number 4 serious, always av it in your mind that you are on your own, in anything always try and eat and drink enough water

Life goes on it never stop and s not ending now, sometimes you can travel aswell, go to your village, you will see your childhood friends, some are doin better than you while some you are far doin better than them

Always thank God for the little you av, about marriage, try and date as many as you can, and check there character you will surely jam the one that match you energy, be happy, pls try and be happy, this life s too small, remember life s vanity, and no one has it all

May God be with you, remember always eat and drink enough water, I think that s the most important thing in life, and serve God love your neighbor as you live your self, never do evil no anyone, Jesus love you.

Cheers

helinues:
Pardon!!!

I mean for the single room, that it s not really convenient for couples like that.

helinues:
Why?

Space is really important in marriage. You can be easily bored sharing one single room with a lady as they can be sometimes frustrating/annoying

you unstd, everytime una go just dey look una self and Lagos no be like village wey you fit even leave her for inside go sitdown under one guava tree.

The werey self don lin finish, Bleep fucker fuckest

Pojomojo:
The salary is not intelligent.

the salary s frustrating, at last self you might be the one paying the company a salary

We4all:
Even animals have children, so it's not a big deal. Some people have kids and wished they never had one. Having a child requires extra planning, but all of you olodos are getting unnecessarily sentimental about hearing the truth.

wahala tire niyen Alaroye

We4all:
You are broke because you have a kid you didn't plan for.

so waiting bring this talk now?

Mumu!!! Him own still better pass your own, you even know may be you go ever have a child in your life

libertyfather:
Plenty plenty things , plenty plenty nonsense wey no suppose to dey happen for this life....it doesn't work for you doesn't mean it won't work for someone else.....u see that thing called marriage? ....in my next life I heard it nah run, who come know it may be favorable in another world. Man just tire sef

I just pray it work for me, because comont girl friend self e hard to keep for me, and I don dey old faaaa

This people self and you will think everything s always fine with them

Chummynoni:
if @all you want to strike a conversation with a lady in the bus, let it be after conductor don collect money. You are welcome.

yes I don learn my lesson today

ogaprime:
Rain fall this evening, shey you stand inside make the rain cool your body??

the rain no fall reach my side bro, I hate make woman dey cheat me

Me wey dey go Bleep person mama for house person go say e won come Bleep my mama for house haba

Sonnobax15:
omoh . This your story make me and my banny laugh well well this night I swear bro

my brother, see what I do for love ooo, for my life I go allow agbero dey collect here money first befoer I toast anygirl inside car.

okpouman:
which tech?

hiannnn you dey ask me again, no be you say you won learn tech