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RomanceRe: A Candid Advise To All Men by Smilleydr(m): 6:35am On Apr 18, 2025
Carndidlaydid:
Seems this one has spent a fortune on Facebook love

grin grin grin
Experience they say is the best teacher.. Why even date a brokelyn who can afford to pay for my ride to his apartment

God forbid

Lad las cuppy was super right
see your life

Just continue
RomanceRe: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by Smilleydr(m): 9:10am On Apr 09, 2025
Teeboy15:
shocked
Guy na MAN you be walahi.

Na so one babe wey I meet online open office for my head because of big hips.

Just 3 days after meeting babe don bill me 20k all in the name of shop rent.

I solve that one.

Another 4 days after, na 10k for cement abi tiles to floor shop. I solve am.

Not a talk of subscription, peppersoup, beer (she dey shayo), suya and all these small small funds consuming monies in between the one week wey we don meet. No be like say I no fit afford those things without sweat but she just make am glaring say na office I be.

Once I see her call I know say na billing. And I was never wrong.

Omo na so I blank am after I begin see sign of new billing wey she wan nack me. She come begin send message dey ask wetin she do wey I dey ignore her bla bla bla. Dey beg make i tell am why I change towards her.

Truth is some girls are senseless. They look like they have class but are just hungry leeches beneath those pretty clothes.

They loose the big picture trying to paint a faded image.

As a man don't get carried away by that big nyansh or big breast or pretty face you're salivating over by spending the little you have. No time is bad time for you to pull away, no matter how much you've 'invested', otherwise your loses will be too much to count when it's late.

The juice is not always worth the squeeze.
brof hope you just bleep left and right befoer leaving her shaaa
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobless Since NYSC – Please I Need Help by Smilleydr(m): 9:04am On Apr 09, 2025
Xannadu:
I get your point.
But from personal experience humans, especially Nigerians, are very complex set of people. That same guy that's complaining of joblessness can give more than that amount to a "prophet" for prayer for financial breakthrough while suspecting investment opportunities as scam.
oil dey your head sir, those prophet don dupe us gan ni, even me wey dey talk but thank God now my eye don open, na only God fit run am for us.
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-kayode Lays Hand On People In Church, Daddy Freeze Reacts by Smilleydr(m): 2:05am On Apr 09, 2025
Dronedude:
Chai nobody informed them.

People wey allow this man touch their head for anointing are really unaware of who FFK is.

Fasting for breakthrough and reversal will be their journey after they realize.
don't judge, only God knows who serve him.
RomanceRe: . by Smilleydr(m): 2:03am On Apr 09, 2025
Mr man stop going to prophet, this people na scam Dem be and na waiting Dem go chop Dem dey find, all what they do s to tell you waiting go make you happy


and later exhaust money from your pocket, pray to God almighty he will answer your prayer, prophet na human being like you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobless Since NYSC – Please I Need Help by Smilleydr(m): 10:09pm On Apr 08, 2025
Xannadu:
Lol.
The way some of you talk on this forum is laughable. I hope that's not how you are in real life though? I don't know if the man presenting the jobless guy the opportunity is genuine or not, and that's not my focus here, but saying he should borrow a complete stranger 150k to invest in the same opportunity he's trying to help out with us just plain ridiculous.
okay sir, but telling the jobless person that s still looking for how to survive to go and bring 150k s not ridiculous....Oda motigbo ooooo.
RomanceRe: What Did She Casually Do That Made You Realize by Smilleydr(m): 8:21pm On Apr 08, 2025
SultanOfPuna:
First time meeting with her. She was eating ice cream and offered me her ice cream to taste using the same spoon she just licked in front of me. I could still see her saliva marks on the spoon.
In my mind i was like
"did this b** just share her spoon with me?? with her saliva on spoon
Just casually..Fine girl ooo
Kai bro check your self faaa, this one never really go far now, una no dey kisshuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobless Since NYSC – Please I Need Help by Smilleydr(m): 7:27pm On Apr 08, 2025
IDERAWOLE:
Borrowing people like him money isn't a big deal if he proves the reliability and resiliency of someone ready for a new life and not a complainant like the one you've displayed now.

Let him use his mouth to say he's looking for loan.

Getting loan even in Nigeria isn't any big deal if creditors can see a brilliant mind in the borrower and not that of entitlement mindset.
no vex bro, no be fight, you self check am now, e no good make person dey borrow money invest on a business wey e never do before.
CrimeRe: "My Life In Sambisa Was More Comfortable Than My Current Life," She Says by Smilleydr(m): 4:37pm On Apr 08, 2025
Many people are really suffering in this country called Nigeria but they don't know.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobless Since NYSC – Please I Need Help by Smilleydr(m): 4:22pm On Apr 08, 2025
IDERAWOLE:
I know for a fresher into the job market, it can be daunting experience to take your destiny into your hands after a long search for a job like this.

But I'm so sure what you're looking for wasn't just employment, but a well paying job.

If I give you a job now as a cleaner with a salary of 70k/month, you go abuse me tire.

So what you want and need is a source of income first while you devote your time to improve yourself on the job.

Now that there's no easy employment there, why not get yourself with an engagement that can fetch you some decent income.

There wasn't internet when I graduated in 1988 with a MSc in architecture. So your generation is better off.

I hope say you no go vex with that statement of mine. Your experience was similar mine.

As an architect, you'll think getting a job will be easier. It wasn't easier.

After waiting for like 6months I borrowed myself some advice and I was ready to any menial job design or a construction job of any size for a living.

My friend as they say the rest is history now.

If I tell you that, I have never been a salaried person since that time till date, you'll find it difficult to believe.

Life was hell, and I don't wish you that but we keep moving, even after marriage we keep moving.

Now, to the honey pot I'm about to offer you because the reason why I'm responding to you isn't about just motivating you, it's about the fact that you can get of your feet now and start earning some good money in this same Nigeria with a simple template made possible because of technology.

It's too simple to believe that you're about singing a new song.

I'll leave WhatsApp number here, you can reach me if you're ready to change your story.

All you need is your phone, data and simple faith in yourself.

You'll also need a certain amount of money to start. I'm not going to deceive you about that.

You're not going to pay me, but it's going to be your trading capital.

If you can raise anything from 150k upwards even as a loan with an interest as high as 15%/month, you can repay back the money over a period of 6months, going home with something as high as 67k/month after paying your loan of 47k/month.

In 6months you're done repaying your loan. Thereafter, the monthly profit of 103.5k/month is yours for as long as you want to stay on the platform.

Nay sayers are all over Nairaland, reason why I asked you to reach me on (WhatsApp - 08063523482), but I've given you the business template already.

If you want a new story chat me up. If you want to keep yapping everybody in Nigeria because there's no job, it's your choice.
person say him need job to get money, you say make e go bring 150 come, why not borrow him the money when he make money he pay you back, although I no know Op pocket ooo, I sha wish una good luck shaa.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Are Depressed,they Need Our Help by Smilleydr(m): 6:39am On Apr 06, 2025
Kaczynski:
change the type of girls you roll with




I never spent money on my ex , walahi all the things the babe do for me with her kind heart

words no fit write am
you get luck man, if na fine girl oooooo
RomanceRe: Brothel Opposite My House...help by Smilleydr(m): 6:35am On Apr 06, 2025
Abeg which side s that ?? S it Abuja if it's Abuja which area in Abuja, that when you move out I can move in, if you no like that kind place me I like am.
PoliticsRe: Natasha Vows To Release Sexual Harassment Evidences Against Akpabio by Smilleydr(m): 3:01am On Apr 04, 2025
Alexis11:
Wonder why people say this Natasha is beautiful

She's at best, average abeg.
but she s still beautiful Oga.
AutosRe: Eurocopter For Sale In Abuja by Smilleydr(m): 3:00am On Apr 04, 2025
Can it still land on a day brake

Serious buyer
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Some Employers Are So Stupid Ehh by Smilleydr(m): 1:46am On Apr 03, 2025
All of them are mad
FamilyRe: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by Smilleydr(m): 7:49pm On Apr 02, 2025
Nawaoo, person wey Dem dey prepared for her wedding still dey nack another man outside, and the werey fit no even get shi shi for account oooo, e fit be OP that pay almost all the money for the wedding, may God forgive some ladies shaa, and the guy wey even dey nack am fit be one agbero ooooo wey no dey give her shi shi


Taaaaaaaaaaa
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Biggest Regret This Year So Far? (Photo) by Smilleydr(m): 6:57pm On Apr 02, 2025
Utanisco:
Selling all my house properties thinking I was doing the right thing

Here I am now sleeping on the floor even with cold weather

I have seen things and shege in life I want to let nairaland people to know that no matter the situation in life ,never sell any of your house properties

I have vowed
When God will visit me again
I will mind some stupid decisions in my life

I pray God have mercy on me
Ona mumu friend nearly put me for this mistake, I thank God say I no listen to am

And I also thank my child good friend bidex for now allow me fall victim, if not how I won take explain tv wey I buy 60k Den, now na 160k Dem dey sell am, and addin be I sell my properties then highest the tv Dem no fit give me more than 70k

God I thank you once again.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Biggest Regret This Year So Far? (Photo) by Smilleydr(m): 6:33pm On Apr 02, 2025
neolboy:
Getting married last year December and ending it this year January. Just 9 days in
nawaooo, it's well, so all the money wey you spend don waist like this, may God give you your own woman
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Biggest Regret This Year So Far? (Photo) by Smilleydr(m): 12:23pm On Apr 02, 2025
Nothing to regret bro, so far am strong and healthy, glory be to almighty God.
RomanceRe: Happy Mother’s Day To Me by Smilleydr(m): 7:29am On Apr 01, 2025
You beautiful
FamilyRe: My Wife Steal Petty Things Like Biscuits, Sweets Etc by Smilleydr(m): 7:10am On Apr 01, 2025
I no come unstd you again oooo, no be you say you drop out from school say money no dey ur hand, na manial job you dey do to feed,

How come you get 5k to give woman to cook everydayhuh?
RomanceRe: Help, Depression Want Finish Me by Smilleydr(m): 1:52pm On Mar 30, 2025
You for just travel for a while, leave you environment and move to another place for a while, when you come back you will see everything will be fine with you

Another thing s that never compare your self with another person and never compute with another person, always do your best and leave the rest for God

Be prayerfull and don't get a Bleep, just beleif you are trying your best and remember some people own are worster than your own and they still put smile on there face

Cheers brof
RomanceRe: Just Committed D Greatest Sin Of My Life. I Slept With A Married Woman Today by Smilleydr(m): 1:39pm On Mar 30, 2025
Aye ee tibaje(your life don spoiled
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me How Will I Handle This Situation by Smilleydr(m): 1:26pm On Mar 30, 2025
muyico:
Ur phone no get blocking features Abi?? Why this childish post, early Momo Sunday!
I swear, 70years old man oooo
BusinessRe: I Have To Raise 500k From Now Till Monday by Smilleydr(m): 6:35pm On Mar 29, 2025
You fit deposit any of your family with me till when you pay finish huh
RomanceRe: Korra Obidi On Skimming Outfit Meet Up With Nollywood Legend Aki by Smilleydr(m): 12:03pm On Mar 27, 2025
TheBreastSucker:
This lady should do quick and bring her breasts for me to suck after all she's now a free woman grin
werey the breast sucker
PoliticsRe: Late Abiola Ajimobi's eldest daughter, Bisola Kola-Daisi dies at 42 by Smilleydr(m): 11:55am On Mar 27, 2025
Live life, be happy, no one has it all

Rest in peace to the dead
SportsRe: Captain Ibrahim Traore Plays Football With Jay Jay Okocha & African Legends by Smilleydr(m): 11:49am On Mar 27, 2025
No be Adebayor I dey see so
RomanceRe: One Sided Giving: Hard Lessons From Emeka Ike’s Story by Smilleydr(m): 8:10am On Mar 27, 2025
So waiting make this woman no fit love Emeka Ike back, and she even born for am

Waiting the woman come dey find again
RomanceRe: How Do I Run From Her Billing? (screenshot) by Smilleydr(m): 4:23am On Mar 27, 2025
Jesuspistol:
How una dey love wrong wrong girls like this
honestly e dey surprise me, no be say I no dey jam Dem too ooo, but if you don dey beg for money like this, I just assumed you no for me, and God will bring my own.
FamilyRe: Nkubi: Nigerian Parents Are Too Selfish, They Only Care About Themselves! by Smilleydr(m): 9:17pm On Mar 26, 2025
Domainer1999:
Leave her, let her be gallivanting up and down.

This is what happens when you slaughter reality on the altar of hope.
Hiaannn

Oga you ready this night ooooo.

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