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Education / Re: I Must Get First Class [pix] by smith27: 2:21pm On Mar 10, 2015
Dioxidane:
LolzZzz... During my university days, we called it AWOKO. Repping Delta State University. I only tried it once though (100L). I preferred reading in my room...

This reminds me of a course mate who went for TDB (Awoko) in preparations for exams the next day, na people wey come write exams for hall the next day wake am up...

Delsu= Awoko

Ethiope hall= Toilet number instead of her room number. Amaka you are wicked! grin

Umono street & Diamond villa= intimidation from cultist.

Era of Professor Igun= Aim for 1st class, you graduate with 2.1

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Education / Re: What Subject Made You Feel Like This When You Were In School? by smith27: 8:07am On Dec 16, 2014
European law and English legal system.

While you're learning about a particular legislation or EU article, before exam dates another Bill takes effect and becomes law. Often, it becomes difficult to make references to what you read. In Lekan's voice"àwón wèrë".
Culture / Re: Is Sex Before Marriage A New Culture In Nigeria Or What?? by smith27: 12:27am On May 08, 2013
Some do it so as to be sure they are not getting married to brother John or uncle Endurance.
Lots of women find it difficult to conceive after marriage, mostly the "ex-hustlers" .

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Business / Re: Business Synergy; List Your Service, Skills & Company by smith27: 12:47am On Apr 03, 2013
EneScion Marketing + Distributions Ltd.
We specialise in wholesale and distribution of automobile equipments, new / fairly used cars, plus electrical accessories.
Cars - TV's - Mobile phones - Ipads - Laptop computers - Digital cameras , accessories & much more.
Tel-(0049)15145238759.
(00234)08176491804.
Email-enescionbusinessmgtltd@aol.com
Location--- Stuttgart Germany
Branch office---Ilasan lekki lagos.
Romance / Re: My Confessions got me in trouble::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by smith27: 2:36am On Feb 06, 2013
@ poster , that was too bad of you . the only person you can tell 0.3% of your secrets should be your mom.
Mothers are just too good in keeping secret most especially the one's from their son / sons.
its even better if you seal your mouth and die with all your "secrets"
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Student Verbally Abused In A UK Hospital by smith27: 2:38am On Feb 05, 2013
I guess she is an animal being.
Romance / Re: She Just Cant Look Me In The Eyes Anymore.why?? by smith27: 3:50am On Dec 21, 2012
Mate i guess she likes you. Keep digging her very-very dip until you can dig no more . That is what is expected of you at this time of free offer.
Career / Re: High Speed Toilet Roll Making Machine With Auto Core Loading & Self Gluing by smith27: 1:17am On Oct 14, 2012
Can i have more informationations about this machine, i.e Price ,operating system and maintainance.
smith.ivan27@yahoo.com
thanks
Romance / Re: I Hate Stingy Guys,ladies Can U Continue Opening Your Legs To A Stingy Guy? by smith27: 9:13am On Jun 17, 2012
Haba yanrinya i put water 4 ya abunna .my water i don short pha , e sweetie me , e sweetie u , who go pay ? grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Do Nigerian Ladies Abroad Find It More Difficult To Find Husbands? by smith27: 9:36pm On May 29, 2012
grin
Education / Re: HELP: Which of these UK Schools has the Best MBA Program by smith27: 2:13am On Apr 17, 2012
University of Greenwich is the best but its very expensive
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Caught Dancing & Drinking At Cuban Bar In Colombia by smith27: 1:56am On Apr 17, 2012
there is nothing wrong in what she's done
Time to work and time to play
Ride on Mama
grin
Culture / Re: How Many Languages Do You Speak Fluently? by smith27: 9:06am On Apr 09, 2012
Mother Tongue--Ükwäni

I speak and write the following languages parfectly well

Yoruba( plus Ijebu dialect)
Hausa
Igbo
German
English
French

Uptil this moment people still don't believe am from Delta state
Culture / Re: Most Frequently Used Insult In Nigeria by smith27: 5:39am On Apr 09, 2012
Jügunü
Monkey
Wawä
Öde
Were
Donkey
Aboki
Meeeer
Mumu
Öpe
Etii
Müü
Mugu
Ewüü

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Culture / Re: Friendliest People In Africa? by smith27: 4:11am On Apr 01, 2012
Every society have the GOOD,the BAD, the WORST and the UGLY, ZIBABWAEANS and Kenyans are nice people
Nigerians are very nice people as well but tooooo smart.

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Family / Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by smith27: 3:41am On Mar 31, 2012
grin
Family / Re: Who Pays For The Mortgage? Me Alone, Or Should Wife Help? by smith27: 3:03am On Mar 31, 2012
My brother please let her go , she does not understand the situation here in Europe.
i know how tough it is in the UK . i was there for 4 and half years before i came back to Switzerland.
if she is not going to pip low with a young guy like you to start a happy family let her go .

Maybe she love's your money not you as a person.

I believe you can pay your bills without the help of a woman!!! if yes , you are a ***

Pls be carefulllllll
Romance / Re: Would You Marry A "Reformed Slut"? by smith27: 2:52am On Mar 30, 2012
she is on Holiday,
Car Talk / Re: Car Brands/models You Wouldn't Want To Use Ever Again (from Previous Experience) by smith27: 2:35am On Mar 30, 2012
Chrysler Grand-Voyager 2002 Model 3.8 litre engine , this car is real trouble

Chrysler Grand-Voyager = rubbbbbbbbish
Adverts / Re: High Demand Of Stockfish In Nigeria. by smith27: 10:32am On Jan 22, 2012
I don't know anything about stock fish business but if you can tell me more about it then we can start something since i live close to one of those countries that produce the stuff.
Am tired of shipping cars home which can sometimes take months to sale off.

thanks

Smith27

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